Go Ask Alice...

a very enormous chess board. 1st 6.5 feet tall woman is -3 feet left of and -2 feet behind and on the board. she faces southeast. 1st large rabbit is 3 feet in front and 2 feet right of her.it faces right. 2nd 1.7 feet tall rabbit is 1 feet behind and right of the 1st rabbit. a enormous shiny pond blue phone is 7 feet in front of and -1.1 feet right of the woman. it faces right. it leans back. 1st man is 4 feet in front of and 9 feet right of the woman. he faces the woman. 2nd gold man is 2 feet behind the 1st man. a 3 feet tall knight is 5 feet in front of and 2 feet right of the 1st rabbit. it faces northeast. a 3 feet tall queen of hearts is 6 feet right of and 3.6 feet in front of the knight. a large head is in front of the queen of hearts. it leans 78 degrees to the left. a 1.2 feet wide metal crown is -.6 feet right of and -.7 feet in front of the head. it leans 80 degrees to the left. 2nd 3.5 feet tall woman is 3 feet left of the board. she faces southeast. 1st .6 feet wide shiny white pillow is -.1 feet right of and -1 feet above the woman. 3rd huge [flower] woman is -1 feet behind and -6 feet left of the board. the eyeball of the 2nd woman is indigo. 2nd small white pillow is -2.22 feet right of and -9.6 feet above and -10.5 feet in front of the 3rd woman. heart. the pillow faces southeast. it leans back. a 4 feet tall [fantasy] mushroom is -.7 feet right of the 1st woman. backdrop is grass. camera light is dark.a spicy gold light is 3 inch above and right of the 2nd man. a aqua light is in front of the crown. sun is coffee brown. a purple point light is on the phone. a violet light is on the 1st man. ambient light is mauve. a indigo light is on the 2nd woman. a very huge pipe is 3 feet in front of the phone. a large snake is behind the pipe. a 6 feet tall clear sky blue zeta is -.6 feet above and -2 feet left of the pipe.

Tattie Art

A paint potato is on a wooden table. Brown wall backdrop. A brush is right of the potato.

And in that brief moment of time

a shiny [abstract] house.a man is -8 feet right of the house.he is -16 feet above the house.a linen light is in front of the man.a white dove is -50.1 inches above the man.it is 9 inches in front of the man.the dove is 6 inches left of the man.it is facing right.

Jason Hirata

There is a room. There is a gray table in the center of the room. There is a black amplifier on the table. There is a laptop 4 inches to the left of the amplifier. There is a white projector 4 inches to the right of the amplifier. The projector is facing right. It is morning. there is a red chair in front and -14 inches to the right of the table. The chair is facing right. There is a small white sneaker floating -3 inches above the laptop. The sneaker is facing left. There is a tall small black amplifier behind and 2 feet to the left of the table. There is a tall small black amplifier behind and 1.5 feet to the right of the table.

Am I flying or falling?

a person. backdrop is invisible. shadow plane is invisible. sky leans 45 degrees to the back. a linen light is 5 feet beneath the person. his shirt is [white]. it is noon. a 1st white bird is behind and -1.5 foot above and -1 foot right of the person. a 2nd white bird is above and left of the 1st bird. 3rd white bird is behind and 1 foot beneath and -1 foot left of the 1st bird.

Lava surfing

the ground is [fire].
the volcano on the ground.
a first small wave is 150 feet left of the volcano.
the gigantic wave is 300 feet in front of the small wave.
the gigantic wave is [fire].
the enormous surfboard is -80 feet left of the gigantic wave.
the enormous surfboard is -1 meters above the wave.
the enormous surfboard is [sea] .
a second small wave is 450 feet in front of the volcano.
the enormous surfboard is facing the a second small wave.
the enormous surfboard is 370 feet in front of the first small wave.
the huge man on the enormous surfboard.
the enormous headwear is -120 inches right of the man.
the enormous headwear is facing the a second small wave.
the enormous headwear is 250 inches above the ground.
the enormous headwear is -340 inches in front of the gigantic wave.
the enormous seagull is right of the gigantic wave.
the seagull is 50 feet above the ground.
yellow light is left of the gigantic wave.

The Monster Under the Bed

a .5 foot tall 60% dark scary monster. a bed is -.5 feet above and -.5 feet behind the monster. a person is 1 foot in front of the bed. she faces back. she leans to the front. she is 1 foot in the ground. a large teal wall is right of the bed. it faces right. ground is 3 foot wide [wood]. a tiny gold light is in front of the monster. a shoe is left of and -1 foot in front of the bed. it faces left.

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old man and fish

a 20 feet tall shiny black "Q".the "Q" is leaning 90 degrees to the north.a tiny man is -20 inches left of the "Q".a flat moss green wall is 3 inches left of the man.it is facing left.the wall is rock.a fish is 6 inches behind the man.it is right of the man.a 1st moss green light is above the fish.a 2nd moss green light is 2 inches in front of the man.

A little nightmare I ran across.

a clear 7 foot tall sphere. a person is -7 feet above and behind it. a light is in front of the person. backdrop is invisible. sky is 4000 foot tall [prison].

Lab Nightmare

The small blood metal shark is in the aquarium facing East. The very large hairy tarantula is to the right of the shark. It is on the ground. A rope is below it. An extremely large hairy tarantula is two feet in front of the shark. It is facing East. It is on the ground. An extremely large hairy tarantula is two feet behind the shark.It is on the ground. It is dusk.

The Transport

a 150 feet long track. a 25 feet long and 6 feet wide flatcar is -2 inch above the track. the deck of the flatcar is metal. a cattlecar is -4 inch behind and -8.5 feet left of the flatcar. a train engine is -3 inch in front of the flatcar. a monk is on the flatcar. he faces right. 1.5 feet wide and 2 inch deep [metal] donut is -1.2 feet above the monk. it leans 70 degrees to the front. it faces left. 1st 7.5 feet long and 4 inch wide and 4 inch tall chain is -5.7 feet above and -.2 feet behind the donut. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 2nd 7.5 feet long and 4 inch wide and 4 inch tall chain is -5.7 feet above and -.2 feet in front of the donut. it leans 45 degrees to the front. 1st grass soldier is -1.7 feet right of and -4 feet in front of and -1.4 feet above the flatcar. he faces right.the helmet of the soldier is metal. 2nd grass soldier is -7 feet in front of and -5.5 feet right of and -4 feet above the cattlecar. he faces southwest.a 1.5 feet tall clear sphere is -4 inch above the donut. a marble is -7 inch above and -.3 feet right of the monk. a light is on the marble. 3rd grass soldier is 3 feet right of and -13 feet behind the flatcar. he is on the ground.the helmet of the soldier is metal. a gun is -.9 feet in front of and -.2 feet left of and -.65 feet above the 3rd soldier. it leans back. a 5 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 5 feet above and -2 feet behind the train engine. it leans 38 degrees to the front. a lavender light is -3 feet above the tube. camera light is dim violet.ambient light is mauve. a orange light is -6 feet above the cattlecar. sun is storm blue. sun's azimuth is 80 degrees. sun's altitude is 35 degrees. sky is fantasy. a sage green point light is on the 2nd soldier

Besties

A human astronaut is laying in the grass.
A Big beautiful cat is laying on the grass below a flying alien

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Everything's Bigger In Texas

A man is eating an enormous bread sandwich in a kitchen. The shirt of the man is [Texas]. Camera light is black. An amber light is above and 4 feet left of the sandwich. The sun is brown. Azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 70 degrees. A huge burger is on the sandwich. A 4 feet high dog is left of and behind the man. It is facing the burger.

barrettsw... 8 days ago
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The ground is sand.
The skeleton is one foot to the left of the cactus.
The top hat is on the skeleton.
The fire is on the top hat.
The banana is on the cactus.
The banana is twelve feet long.
The birds are six inches above the banana.
The sky is purple.
The birds are four feet wide.
The lightning is in front of the birds.
The saxophone is eight feet behind the cactus.
The slime is on the saxophone.
The slime is five feet high.
The banana is smoke.
The top hat is smoke.
The skeleton is smoke.
The sky is red.

Drunk As a Skunk

A tiny skunk is -1 foot above a clear basket. It is -0.12 inch above a tiny shiny dark plank. A man is right of and in front of and -6.35 feet above the basket. He is facing the basket. A light is on the man. A very tiny glass is 1 inch left of the skunk. It is -0.15 inch above the plank. A very tiny bottle is 0.6 inch left of the glass. It is facing northeast. It is -0.15 inch above the plank. The label of the bottle is [beer]. A woman is left of and -3.5 feet above the man. Camera light is baby blue. The sun is silver. A very tiny die is behind and right of the glass. It is facing east. It is upside down. It is -0.11 inch above the plank.

The Martyrdom of Dr. Li Wenliang

Wood backdrop. Huge clear sphere. A 1.5 feet high man is -3 feet above the sphere. A crimson light is right of and above the man. A camera is 2 inch above and left of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. A camera is 2 inch above and right of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. A pale green light is left of and -6 inch in front of the man. A 2 feet high silver pyramid is 4 feet behind and -3 feet above the sphere. It is upside down. The sky is nebula. A small dark silver radio is behind and left of the man. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. The sun is baby blue. A small 20% shiny bomb is on the radio.

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Early morning treat

a box.a large snail is in front of the box.it is facing the box.grass backdrop.a pink light is 6 inches right of thee snail.the box's lid is food.

Luckily, I brought my can opener...

A [seed] van. Road backdrop. Sun is brown. Azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 80 degrees. The van is above a mud lake. Camera light is black. 3 amber lights are -1 foot in front of and -4 feet above the van. A very pale 20% shiny dinosaur is -16 feet behind and -3 feet right of the van. It is facing southwest. A dark tree is left of and behind the van. A 30% dark dinosaur is -1 foot left of the van. It is facing the van. It is -2 feet above the ground

hedgehog1... 2/4/2020
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Clean Enough to Eat Off

A tiny germ is -1.5 feet above and -1.3 feet in front of a toilet. Bathroom backdrop. The sun is black. Camera light is black. A cream light is above the toilet. A dim cyan light is in front of and above the toilet. A cake is in front of and -4 inch left of the germ.

I think this guru is the real thing!

a 1st woman is sitting 1 foot above a [mandala] rug. her shirt is [yellow]. the rug is .01 foot tall. a 2nd woman is sitting 2 feet in front of the rug. she is left of the 1st woman. she is facing back. a man is sitting -1 foot right of the woman. he is facing the 1st woman. ground is [mountain]. a 20 foot tall baobab tree is behind and -4 feet left of the rug. sun is sienna. a yellow light is above and left of the tree. camera light is dim.

hedgehog1... 2/4/2020
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"Jeremy, where did you learn to do that?"

A 75% dark man with a disco shirt is spinning on the ground. He is in a disco. A gasping woman is 2 feet behind and -1 foot right of the man. She is facing the man. A red light is above the man. A woman is dancing 1 foot to the right of the man. The shirt of the woman is [glitter]. She is facing the man. A blue light is in front of the man. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. The sun is cream.

As the rage returns

a 20 feet tall shiny dodecahedron.the dodecahedron is city.a man is -10 feet in front of the dodecahedron.he is facing north.

But where is everyone?

a 1st clear alien. a 2nd clear alien is behind and -2 feet right of the alien. she faces right.sky is red. a a 3rd clear alien is right of and -1 foot behind the 2nd alien.the 3rd alien faces southeast. a small shiny car is 20 feet left of the 2nd alien. it is on the ground. it faces left. a light is on the car. ground is visible. ground is pavement. shadow plane is invisible. camera light is red.

Lost in Thought

A clear dark orange bolt. Factory backdrop. A man is right of and -7 feet above the bolt. He is facing the bolt. A woman is 3 feet right of and -3 feet in front of the bolt. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A crimson light is left of and above the woman. The sun is cream. A shiny [iron] table is 1 foot left of the woman. A 15% shiny black plant is on the table. The sky is forest.

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The Acolytes

a 30 feet tall shiny cup.the cup is space.a 1st man is -27.7 feet above the cup.a 2nd man is left of the 1st man.he is in front of the 1st man.the 2nd man is facing north.a 3rd man is right of the 1st man.he is in front of the 1st man.the 3rd man is facing north.the 1st man's eye is clear.a 8 feet tall cross is behind the 1st man.

watcher570 2/3/2020
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Getting of the grid

a 1st 30 feet long flat silver wall.a 2nd 30 feet long flat silver wall is left of the 1st wall.it is facing right.a man is in front of the 1st wall.he is facing the wall.a 3rd 30 feet long flat silver wall is 1.5 feet in front of the man.silver ground.a woman is right of the man.the sky is grid.

parker_ri... 2/3/2020
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field backdrop. a toilet. the toilet is 6 inches tall. a swimmer. the swimmer is 4 inches tall. the swimmer is in the toilet. the swimmer is upside down

watcher570 2/1/2020
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Fighting dirty

room backdrop.a 1st upside down man.a 2nd man is -24 inches behind the 1st man.the 2nd man's shirt is pattern.brown sun.

Don't Forget to Take Your Tablet

A gold writing tablet. Sky is mud. Garden backdrop. A 50% dark 30% shiny cream pot is right of and in front of the tablet. It is on the ground. Camera light is gold. A tree is right of the pot. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A small snake is in front of and -4 inch left of the pot. It is facing north.

A Night to Remember

A 50% dark bed is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is [linen]. It is facing northeast. The blanket of the bed is ice. 40% dark 20% shiny blue cave backdrop. A 5 feet high shiny black door is 1 foot in front of and -4 feet right of the bed. The sky is 2000 feet wide [cave]. Pillow of the bed is ice. Azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 10 degrees. A light is left of the bed. Camera light is black. A small dinosaur is 10 feet in front of and -2.5 feet right of the door. It is facing northwest. A shiny dresser is -3 feet left of and in front of the bed. It is facing southeast. A navy light is right of the dresser. A 10% shiny small vase is -2 feet right of and -2.5 foot above and -1.5 feet in front of the dresser. A rug is right of and -4 feet in front of the dresser. It is [rug]. A hat is in front of the door.

Impossible anomaly

a shiny [abstract] house.a small man is -20 feet above the house.a large shiny blueberry blue jellyfish is -34 inches above the man.a shark is right of the man.it is facing the man.the shark is above the man.a large snake is left of the man.it is facing the man.the snake is -16 inches beneath the man.

hedgehog1... 1/24/2020
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"Where do you want me to put this one?"

The shirt of a scientist is [brown]. The scientist is -1.5 feet left of a grey rock. She is facing the rock. The rock is leaning 60 degrees to the right. The rock is -3.3 feet above the scientist. Stonehenge backdrop. A monk is 2 feet in front of the scientist. He is facing the scientist. A monk is 3 feet right of the scientist. He is facing the scientist. Camera light is brown. 3 dim yellow lights are in front of and left of the monk. Cream sun.

Rocky shores

1st very enormous rock is -10 feet above the ground. it is upside down. a lighthouse is -6 feet above the rock. the body of the lighthouse is [metal]. the ground is shiny petrol blue. 2nd very enormous rock is -17 feet right of the 1st rock. a ship is 140 feet behind and 2 feet right of the 1st rock. it faces southwest. it is -3 feet above the ground. it leans 5 degrees to the southwest. the sky is storm. 1st 5 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 5 feet above the lighthouse. it faces the ship. it leans 65 degrees to the back. a light is -2 feet above the tube. camera light is dim. the sun is coffee brown. the sun's azimuth is 320 degrees. the sun's altitude is 60 degrees. 2nd 5 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 5 feet above and 2 feet behind the lighthouse. it faces the lighthouse. it leans 10 degrees to the back.a mauve light is 2 feet above the tube. a enormous moon is 50 feet left of and 20 feet behind and 60 feet above the ship. a 7 feet tall old man is -22.5 feet above and -12 feet behind and -6 feet right of the lighthouse. he faces the ship. a light is 2 feet in front of the man. ambient light is storm gray. a 50 feet wide and 4 feet tall and 15 feet deep wave is -17 feet in front of the ship. it is -.5 feet above the ground.

The Byrds

a shiny ochre copper piano. a 2 feet tall and 3.2 feet wide bench is -4.3 feet above and -.4 feet in front of the piano. the leg of the bench is shiny ochre copper. a 2 feet tall peacock is -2.1 feet in front of and -.23 feet above and -1.4 feet left of the bench. it faces back. it leans 46 degrees to the front. the sun is ochre copper. 1st 4 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 5 feet above the peacock. a light is -2 feet above the tube. 1st 7 feet tall marble column is 2 feet in front of and 1 feet right of the piano. 2nd 6 feet tall marble column is .5 feet behind the 1st column. a keyboard is on the piano. it faces back. a eagle is -.55 feet behind and -.1 feet above the keyboard. it faces south. 2nd 4 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 3.5 feet above the eagle. a azure light is -1.5 feet above the 2nd tube. third 4 feet tall and 1 feet wide tube is 8 feet in front of the keyboard. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a light is -2 feet behind the tube. camera light is dim. a small yellow green ivy is -3 feet above and -.5 feet left of and -3.5 feet behind the 2nd column. it leans 40 degrees to the back. 3rd 4 feet tall and .7 feet wide tube is 3 feet above the column. a light is -1 feet above the 3rd tube. a cockatoo is on the 2nd column. it faces the eagle.ground is petrol blue. a flamingo is 4 feet right of and 2 feet behind the 2nd column. 4th 4 feet tall and .7 feet wide tube is 5 feet above the flamingo. a violet light is -2 feet above the 4th tube. a seagull is 2 feet behind and -1 feet right of and 2 feet above the piano. it faces southwest. it leans 12 degrees to the back.

The image backdrop. A crisp gorilla is 1 foot left of a marble pillar.
A grassy woman is 15 feet southeast of the pillar. The woman is facing the gorilla.
A red woman is 3 feet right of the woman. The woman is facing the gorilla.

Oh Buoy!

Wet shiny backdrop. City pyramid. Camera light is black. A lemon light is right of the pyramid. A silver bicycle helmet is behind the pyramid. It is upside down. A pineapple is in the helmet. Invisible shadow plane. A 30% shiny dark buoy is -2 feet above the helmet. Sun is crimson. A water rug is behind the buoy. A huge pink drop is above the pyramid.

Eye-Phone Hands Free Driving

a huge sage green phone. 1st eye is -.48 feet above and -.96 feet in front of and -1.92 feet left of the phone. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 2nd eye is right of the 1st eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 3rd eye is right of the 2nd eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 4th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -.28 feet above the 1st eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 5th eye is right of the 4th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 6th eye is right of the 5th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 7th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -.27 feet above the 4th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 8th eye is right of the 7th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 9th eye is right of the 8th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 10th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -2.98 inch above the 8th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. it leans 45 degrees to the back. the label of the phone is white. the body of the phone is red. 1st huge ear is -.4 feet right of and -.8 feet above and -1.4 feet behind the phone. 2nd huge ear is -1.2 feet left of and -1.4 feet behind and -.8 feet above the phone. a large headwear is -.4 feet above and -1.7 feet behind and -2.8 feet left of the phone. backdrop is road.

"Directions to Betelgeuse? Hmm, now that's tricky..."

A businessman. 60% dark 10% shiny Asia backdrop. Camera light is black. An orange light is right of and above the businessman. Azimuth of the sun is 310 degrees. A 30% shiny black spaceship is right of and -1 foot above and 8 feet behind the businessman. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. A 6 feet high alien is 1 foot right of the man. The alien is facing the man. Sky is 2000 feet wide nebula.