I Got A Man Crush

the trump is left of and 0.5 feet to the front of the putin. the putin is -4.5 feet above a horse. a 20 feet tall and 40 feet long [minaret] wall is 3 feet behind putin. the ground is grass. a 20 feet tall brick skyscraper is left of trump. the camera light is gray. it is noon. a orange light is 2 inches in front of and -3 inches above the trump.a flag is 0.2 feet to the front of and -17 feet above the skyscraper. a large group is -2.9 feet above and -0.83 feet to the right of and -0.3 feet behind trump. it leans 6 degrees to the right. the vase of the group is [flag]

The Gift.

the big american hot dog is -21 inches to the right of trump. it is 3.2 feet above the ground. putin is to the right of trump.

Have a feeling...

the humongous poop is on the road. it is facing right. the road is 50 feet long. it is gold brick. Hillary is -9 feet above and -1 feet to the right of the poop. Hillary is facing southeast. her head is big. the extremely small solid white house is behind the road. the witch is -4 feet to the right of the poop. she is facing right. she is face up. the ground is grass. the trump is -1 feet in front of the poop. he is -8 feet above the poop. he is facing right.

In the Golden Lair of Hair

trump is on the plate. trump's head is 4 feet tall. the gold ground is 50 feet wide. the green crocodile is 4 feet behind the trump. another green crocodile is behind the crocodile. another green crocodile is behind the crocodile. the red light is 3 feet above the crocodile. the lime light is above and in front of the trump. another green crocodile is -4 feet in front of the trump.

Living In The Shadows Of A Trump Nation

a gold skyscraper is -200 feet above the ground. 1st 300 feet wide white fried egg is -300 feet above the skyscraper. it leans 10 degrees to the front. 2nd 460 feet wide white fried egg is -360 feet above and -225 feet to the right of the skyscraper. it leans 18 degrees to the left. the sun's azimuth is 190 degrees. the sun's altitude is 77 degrees. the sun is gold. the camera light is black. the ambient light is old gold. 2 gold lights are 2 inches above the skyscraper. 11 dim gold lights are 2 inches above the 2nd fried egg. the ground is [earth]. 2 purple lights are 3 inches left of the skyscraper. a 40 feet wide [camouflage] leopard tank is 160 feet to the back of the skyscraper and on the ground. it faces southeast. 2 dim beige lights are -2 inches above the tank

The Surrogates

the shiny marble floor is 10 feet above the ground. the man is on the floor. two gold crash dummies are 2 feet behind the man. two gold crash dummies are 1 foot behind the crash dummies. two gold people are 1 foot behind the crash dummies. the ground is tall. the huge american dragon is 10 feet in front of the floor. it is facing left. it is in the ground.

The Ticket

the tyrannosaurus is -25 feet behind and -7 feet above the dinosaur. The [flag] texture is on the ground. it is 30 feet tall. it is morning.

Dictator Dice!

the large [trump] die is on the craps table. it is facing back.
the large [putin] die is a couple inches in front of the [trump] die. it is facing southeast.
the 3 inch tall [chavez] die is 1 foot to the left of the [putin] die. it is facing back.
the table top of the table is green.
the ground is shiny.

Mutually Assured Destruction

the large dog is on the very tall desert. the renoir texture is on the desert. it is 30 feet wide.
the first enormous firecracker is 2 inches in the dog.
the large tiger is one foot in front of the dog. it is facing the dog. the second enormous firecracker is 2 inches in the tiger.
the red light is above the first firecracker. the cyan light is above the second firecracker.
the huge clear crate is three feet left of the dog. it is in front of the dog. the sun is coral

Another Time, Another Story, Rinse, Repeat

a man is 3 feet above the ground. he leans 70 degrees to the back. a "CHAD" is in front of the man and 8.69 feet above the ground. it is -1 feet left of the man. the ground is [florida]. a alligator is -14.3 feet right of the "CHAD" and 5 feet in the ground. it faces right. it is leaning 30 degrees to the back.

Staying Afloat on a Full Stomach

a very large [flag] cup is 0.2 feet in the ground. it faces northwest. it leans 19 degrees to the northeast. 1st very tiny [flag] elephant is -0.8 feet right of the cup. it is 0.6 feet in the ground. it faces the cup. it leans 55 degrees to the back. a mule is 0.5 feet in a small boat 8 feet behind the cup. the boat faces east. it is 0.2 feet in the ground. the mule faces northeast . a 2nd very tiny [flag] elephant is 1 feet behind and 0.8 feet to the left of the cup. it faces the cup. it is 0.9 feet in the ground. it is leaning 62 degrees to the back. a blue light is on it. the sun's altitude is 70 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 130 degrees. the sun is gray. a beige light is on the mule

Brazilian reality

there is a brazilian flag.
a woman in a red dress is behind the flag.
there is a red star above the woman.
inside the red star is "PT".
there is a river behind the woman.
a huge toucan is 1 meter above the woman.
Inside the river is "Mariana".
"Mariana" is big.
"Impeachment" is above the toucan.
The river is dirty.
The ground is grass.
The sky is red.
The sky is cloud.
A tornado is behind the river.

La Li Lu Le Lo

The [usa] head.
There is a skeleton.
The head is -11 inches above the skeleton.
The head is -11 inches to the right of the skeleton.
The head is -22 inches to the back of the skeleton.
The head is leaning 30 degrees to the front.
The gun is -4 inches to the front of the skeleton.
The gun is -37 inches to the left of the skeleton.
The gun is -37 inches above the skeleton.
The gun is leaning 10 degrees to the back.
The gun is facing right.
The gun is glass.
The enormous statue is behind the skeleton.
The [money] image is on the statue. The [money] image is 20 inches wide and 16 inches tall.
The first enormous hand is 2 feet above the skeleton.
The first hand is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
The first hand is -2.5 feet to the left of the skeleton.
The first small rope is -1 feet under the first hand.
The first rope is -2.3 feet to the left of the hand.
The first rope is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
The second small rope is -1 feet under the first hand.
The second rope is -1.6 feet to the left of the hand.
The second rope is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
The third small rope is -1 feet under the first hand.
The third rope is -1.1 feet to the left of the hand.
The third rope is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
The hand is behind the skeleton.
The hand is gold.
The [boneswall] image is on the sky.
The [boneswall] image is 500 feet tall and 500 feet wide.
The ground is transparent.
It is noon.
The sun is black.
The light is 10 feet in front of the skeleton. The light is facing the skeleton. The light is -5 feet to the left of the skeleton. The light is khaki.

America's Just Desserts

the shiny dotted bowl is on the striped table. the tiny [mousse] sphere is in the bowl. the small cherry is on the sphere. the small plate is -3 inches in front of and to the right of the bowl. the very small [trump] cake is on the plate. the spoon is in front of the bowl. the small fork is behind the plate. it is facing right.

Air Strike

The first toy is black.
The second toy is next to the first toy.
The second toy is 10 feet behind the first toy.
The second toy is facing right.
The second toy is black.
The third toy is 20 feet behind the second toy.
The third toy is facing the first toy.
The third toy is black.
The fourth toy is 50 feet behind the first toy.
The fourth toy is black.
The fourth toy is facing the first toy.
The fifth toy is 20 feet to the left of the fourth toy.
The fifth toy is black.
The sixth toy is 10 feet to the right of the second toy.
The sixth toy is black.
The sixth toy is facing front.
The first [flag] ball is under the second toy.
The first ball is small.
The second ball is under the sixth toy.
The second ball is small.
The second ball is image-8175.
The third ball is 5 feet behind the second ball.
The third ball is 10 feet to the left of the second ball.
The third ball is small.
The third ball is leaning 40 degrees to the right.
The third ball is 4 inches in the ground.
The third ball has image-8180 texture.
The tiny plane is 40 feet above the fourth toy.
The plane is 100 feet behind the fourth toy.
The plane is leaning 35 degrees to the right.
The plane is facing right.
The plane has a usa texture.
The tiny jet is right of the plane.
The jet is russia.
The jet is facing right.
The jet is leaning 45 degrees to the right.
The sky is white.
The ground is white.
The ground is unreflective.
It is dusk.

Cold War Pigs.

The usa pig is facing right.
The ussr pig is facing the pig.
It is noon.
The camera light is pink.
The sky is sunset orange.
The ground is planet.

Iowa

the [trump] texture is on the billboard. it is 23 feet wide and 13 feet tall. it is dusk. the sun is red. the six cows are 40 feet in front of the billboard. they are 3 feet apart. they are facing the billboard. the green light is 5 feet above the cows. the ground is shiny.

Trump's Blows Don't Land

the couch is on a shiny grass mountain range. the dog is on the couch. It is facing the right. the [trump] wall is a few feet behind the couch. the enormous hog is 5 feet to the right of the couch. it is facing left. the television is 3 feet in front of the couch. it is facing north.

See No Evil

the very huge mole is in the dirt ground. it is leaning backward.
the extremely tiny house is in front of the mole. an extremely tiny tree is to the left of the house.

Throwback to the 00's

the [George W. Bush] cube.
it is cloudy. the spider is a foot in front of the cube. It has a klee texture. the leaning shoe is above the spider. it is face down. the ground is sand.
The red "Iraq" is a few inches above the cube. It is 12 inches wide.
the very tiny tank is 2 feet to the right of the cube.
the ambient light is purple.

The First Gentleman to be?

the shiny water ground. the [clinton] cube is 4 feet above the water. it is leaning right. the octopus is in the cube. the shiny american sphere is 2 feet to the left of the cube. it is on the water.
the very tiny american plane is 5 feet above and 2 foot to the right of the cube.

The Blowfish

the [trump] cube. the shiny ground is water. the fish is 1 inch to the left of the cube. it is 4 inches above the ground. it is facing the cube.

Which Way Do You Lean?

the tiny red elephant is leaning 50 degrees to the right.
the small blue donkey is leaning 20 degrees to the left.
the donkey is right of the tiny elephant.
the tiny elephant is in the ground.
the donkey is 10 inches in the ground.
the ground has a sand texture.
the yellow light is above the donkey.
it is cloudy.