Pushing the Envelope

a tan shiny envelope is leaning 35 degrees to the northeast. a red shiny ant is -0.13 feet left of and -0.02 feet in front of the envelope. it is facing right. A small gold [texture] anteater is 0.4 feet behind and 0.08 feet to the left of the ant. it is facing southeast. the ground is texture. the ambient light is black. a orange light is .2 feet east of and above the anteater.

Primordial Soup

8 extremely enormous molecules are in the giant glass bowl. a small atom is behind the molecules. the bowl is on the table. the table has a wood texture. the ground has a tile texture. the huge silver spoon is next to the bowl.

Fast Food

There is a first tiny man facing west. There is a giant burger 1.1 feet inside the man. The burger leans north. There is a second tiny man 4 feet behind the man. There is an giant apple 1.1 feet inside the man. The apple leans west. There is a third tiny man 2.5 feet in front of the first man. He is facing north. There is a large hot dog 1.1 feet inside the man. The hot dog leans west. There is a humongous mouth 1 feet west of the second man. It is 2 feet above the ground. It faces south. There is a dim yellow light above the burger.

Hits and Misses

there is a white computer on a [wood] desk. its push button is white. its button is white. its trackball is white. its disk drive is white. its lid is silver. its battery is white. its panel is silver. its leg is white. its screen is [text]. its rubber is white. its switch is white. its hook is white. its base is white. its key is white. its foot is white. there is a white wall behind the desk. there is a giant puddle under the desk. there is a coffee cup -18 inches to the right of the computer. the coffee cup is leaning 66 degrees to the left. coffee wave -7.5 inches to the left of the coffee cup. it is 2 inches tall. it is leaning 88 degrees to the left. it is -4.4 inches above the coffee cup. there is a matte [texture] cat -1.2 inches to the left of the computer. it is facing the wave. there is a mouse to the right of the computer.

On the Eastern Front

the humongous silver head is in the ground. the tiny "quiet" is 1 foot in front of the head. the tiny "quiet" is on the ground. it is partly cloudy. the ground is shiny water.

3 Tier Tier

the horse.
the dog is on the horse.
the cat is on the dog.
the horse is gold.
the dog is red.
the cat is black.
the sky is white.
the ground is white.
the illuminator is to the left of the horse.
the illuminator is 10 feet away from the horse.

The Blue Screen of Death

the shiny tan skull is 12 inches in the athlete. it is 14 inches tall.
the small rainbow is 50 feet behind the athlete.
the grim reaper is next to the athlete.
the tall [da vinci] desert.
the 15 foot tall mirror is 3 feet in front of the athlete. it is facing the athlete. it is 5 feet in the ground. the pane of the mirror is dark blue.
the yellow light is in front of the grim reaper. the cyan light is in front of the athlete.

OH MY !!

1st crow is behind a 2nd crow. 1st crow leans 45 degrees to the southeast. 2nd crow leans 70 degrees to the northwest. a 3rd crow is left of the crow. it faces up. a 4th crow is right of the 2nd crow. it faces southwest. a 5th crow is 2 feet behind the crow. it leans back. a 6th crow is in front of and 1 feet left of the 2nd crow. it leans 60 degrees to the northeast. 7th crow is in front of and 0.5 feet left of the 4th crow. it leans 55 degrees to the southwest. a huge katydid is 2 feet in front of and 1 feet right of the 4th crow. it faces the crow. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. it leans 35 degrees to the back. a tommy gun is -3.9 feet in front of and -1.3 feet left of and -1.1 feet above the katydid. it faces the 4th crow. a 20 feet wide billboard is 8 feet behind and -16 feet right of the 1st crow. it is 6 feet in the ground. a small "MURDER OF CROW IS" is in front of and -2.8 feet above the billboard. "PROHIBITED" is 1 feet below "MURDER OF CROW IS". it is noon. a dim beige light is on the 2nd crow. a tan light is on the katydid.

Venus Fly Trap

the extremely tiny venus is -1 inches above the trap. the [fly] image is on the venus. the image is 1.5 inches wide.

moon river

a symbol is -27 inches above a river.the symbol is face up.the symbol is leaning 45 degrees to the east.the river is shiny.a 1st tree is 10 feet behind the symbol.the 1st tree is 6 feet right of the symbol.a 2nd tree is 125 feet right of the 1st tree.

Recounting Voles

the 5 guinea pigs fit on the table. the ground is shiny. a large hand is 7 inches above and -5 inches to the right of the table. it is facing right. it is face up. another guinea pig is 3 inches in the hand. the guinea pig is facing southwest.

U-Reek-A

a large cheese is on a large [flower] plate. it faces left. the plate is on a table. a [pattern] wall is 2 feet behind the table. the ground is [tile]. a mouse is 0.2 feet in front of and -0.52 feet left of and -0.53 feet above the cheese. it faces northeast. it leans 10 degrees to the back. a small clear resin green xi is above the cheese. it leans right. 2 dim daffodil yellow lights are behind the xi. the sun's azimuth is 220 degrees. 2 dim orange lights are 2 inches in front of the cheese.

The Ten Galleon Hat

a silver humongous hat. the water ground is 800 feet tall. the sky is [old].
The extremely tiny ship is on the hat. A second extremely tiny ship is -2 feet to the left of the hat. A third extremely tiny ship is -3 feet in front of the hat. A fourth extremely tiny ship is -3 feet behind the hat. A fifth extremely tiny ship is to the right of the hat. It is -2 feet in front of the fourth ship. A sixth extremely small ship is to the right of the hat. It is -4.5 feet behind the third ship. The seventh extremely small ship is 5 feet to the left and 4 feet in front of the second ship. A 8th extremely tiny ship is 4 feet behind and to the right of the hat. A 9th extremely tiny ship is 12 feet to the right and in front of the 8th ship. The tenth extremely tiny ship is 14 feet to the left and in front of the fourth ship.

Tree-athalon

the large man.
the 12 foot tall tree is right of the man. the huge matisse shoe is next to the man. it is facing southeast. the ground is sand.
the gray dolphin is two feet in front of the man. it is in the ground. it is facing southwest. it is right of the man.
the cyan light is above the dolphin. a red light is above the shoe.
the camera light is green.

Oil Painting

the background. the ground is water. the gulf coast gas can is on the ground. the gas can is 20 feet high. the gas can is facing left. it is partly cloudy. the small boat is to the left of the gas can.

The Cat is on the Mat (isse)

The matisse illuminator is 2 feet above the tan cat. The ground is shiny.

My Phone is Bugged

a large bug is two inches below the top of the glass phone. the ground is tile. the phone is on a table.

Soaking up the view

There is a large silver lake.
there is a large yellow cube on the lake. there are 2 large eyes in front of the cube. the eyes are 1.5 feet above the lake.
there is a large mouth 10 centimeters under the eyes. there is a hand on the left of the yellow cube. the hand is leaning 60 degrees to the left. there is a hand on the right of the yellow cube. the hand is leaning 60 degrees to the right.
a boat is under the yellow cube. it is noon.

You can't have your kayak and heat it too!

a 12 foot long lime green canoe is -0.4 feet above the ground. it is upside down. a 1.5 feet wide bowl is -6.3 feet to the front and -1.8 feet to the right of the canoe. it is 0.8 feet above the ground. it is upside down. a 4.3 feet tall man is -2.9 feet above the bowl. he faces back. a tan half note is -0.5 feet right of the man and 0.4 feet above the ground. it leans left. it faces back. 1st large flame is -2 feet to the back of and -0.3 feet above the canoe. the ground is ocean. a small bicycle helmet is -0.2 feet above the man. 2nd flame is 0.2 feet behind the 1st flame. it leans 10 degrees to the right

Schumann's Piano

the very large shoe is 18 inches in the man. it is leaning forward. it is facing left.
the piano is a foot behind the man. the man is facing left.
the ground is shiny. the red light and cyan light are 3 feet above the shoe.

Would I! Would I! Hairlip.

the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide. a second eye is 1 inches to the right of the eye. the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide.
the mouth is 2 inches to the right of the second eye. the very tiny yellow head of hair is 1.4 inches in the mouth.

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Ivana go shopping with my wife!

a clear white bag.a 1 feet tall head is -3 inches behind the bag.a linen light is in front of the head.

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I'm such a fun guy,Timothy!

a 1st 8 feet tall clear mushroom.a man is -9 inches left of the mushroom.the man is facing southeast.a boy is -3 inches right of the mushroom.he is facing the mushroom.a 2nd 8 feet tall clear mushroom is -8 inches left of the man.a 3rd 8 feet tall clear mushroom is -9 inches right of the boy.the ground is field.

Lion Eyes

the very large silver ball is on the table. the background is pink. the background is short. it is cloudy. the ground is shiny.
a large yellow illuminator is 4 feet above the ball. The table is under the small willow tree. The lion is one foot in front of the table.
the lion is facing the ball.

Death Watch

The very tiny grim reaper is next to the shiny pocket watch. the pocket watch is on the table. the table is shiny. The ground is shiny.
It is cloudy.

Rigor Mortis

the unreflective whiteboard is on the long cream wall.
the front of the whiteboard has an image-112 texture.
the unreflective grim reaper is -18 inches to the left of the whiteboard. the grim reaper is facing right.
the ground is tile.

The Master Race

the ground is dirt.
the huge army boot is in front of the [sky] wall. the huge rabbit is one foot to the right of the boot. the rabbit is in front of the wall.
the boot is brown.

Lean Cuisine

the table is leaning to the right. the huge red lobster is on the table. the ground is sand. the large wine glass is 2 inches to the left of the table. it is 3 inches above the table. the wine glass is leaning to the left. the plate is 2 inches to the right of the wine glass. the plate is leaning forward.
the orange croissant is 2 inches in front of the plate. it is cloudy. the large chicken is 34 inches to the left of the croissant. it is 5 inches in front of the croissant.

Life of 3.14159265...

a large fish is on the shiny [stars] ground. it is cloudy. the white dinghy is 6 feet in front of the fish. the very small man is in the dinghy. he is facing backwards.
the huge tiger is to the right of the boat. it is in the ground. it is facing the man.
the 2nd large fish is 6 inches to the left of and in front of the fish. it is facing the man.

Pork and Recreation

the huge television is 4 feet in front of the big boar. it is facing back. the ground is dirt. the small tree is in the television. the boar is leaning backwards.
the large pig is behind the tree. it is facing backwards.

Martian-ini (rerendered)

the bright green alien is in the big martini glass. the alien is 5 inches tall. the ufo is 6 inches above the glass. the ufo is 14 inches wide. the ufo is to the right of the glass. the ground is shiny. the tiny red light is under the ufo.
the mountain background. it is night.

A Room at the Dunes

the camel is 6 feet in the desert. the van gogh shack is eight feet left of the camel. the shack is on the ground. the camel is leaning left.
A huge magenta martini glass is in front of the camel. it is on the ground. the large umbrella is in the glass.
the yellow light is above the camel. a pink light is three feet right of the glass. it is five feet above the ground.

At Cross Porpoises

the dog is on the red surfboard. the surfboard is on the water mountain. the ground is water. the dolphin is 6 inches below the surfboard. it is facing right. another dolphin is 1 foot to the left of the dolphin. it is facing right. a dark grey dolphin is 4 feet to the right and under the surfboard. it is facing right.