Just under the wire , not :-(

the tiny white telephone pole is 5 feet in the very humongous snail. the yellow artichoke is -3.5 feet above and -7 feet behind the snail. it is face up. it is 60 feet tall and 2 foot wide. it is 2 feet deep. the 5 yellow lights are 1 foot above and three feet to the right of the artichoke. the green light is above and in front of the snail. the ground is shiny grass. it is dusk. the sun is red. the camera light is black. the red light is 2 feet in front of the green light. the tan light is above and 2 feet in front of the pole. the three

Shark Cage Selfie

a huge shark. the shark is 10 feet off the ground. a fence is 5 feet south of the shark. a small boy is 1 foot south of the fence. a gas mask is -1.23 foot south of the boy. the gas mask is 11.5 feet off the ground. the gas mask is leaning 4 degrees to the west.

KAWE 9/30/2016
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Earth in danger.

a [KAWE40] wall.the wall is 500 inch tall and 550 inch wide.a 140 inch tall earth is -320 inch above the wall. the earth is in front of the wall.ambient light is old gold.

Trouble with Trumples

the trump is a foot to the left of the robot. his head is very large. the robot is facing the trump.
another trump is 6 feet behind and -2 feet to the left of the trump. another trump is 8 feet behind and 1 foot to the right of the trump.

The mankind is the problem

a 1st silver factory.behind the 1st factory is a 1st silver water tower.left of the 1st factory is a 2nd silver water tower.a 1st silver rocket is 5 inch right of the 1st water tower. the 1st rocket is 600 inch tall.a 2nd silver factory is 800 inch behind the 1st water tower.the 2nd factory is facing west.the 2nd factory is 600 inch tall.sky is ink blue.the ground is clear.ambient light is forget me not blue.above the rocket are three ice lights.

I got stoned and I missed it !

a first man.a cone is -25 inches in front of the first man.the cone is 2.8 feet above the ground.the cone is face up.a flame is -1.5 inches in front of the cone.the cone is paper.the first man's shirt is flower.a flower car is 15 feet behind the first man.the car is 4 feet left of the first man.a 10 feet tall shack is 22 feet left of the car.the shack is facing southeast.the shack is flower.a woman is 3 feet left of the shack.a second man is 2 feet in front of the woman.the second man is facing the woman.the ground is shiny grass.[smoke]sky.a giant mouse is 1 feet left of the first man.the mouse is flower.the mouse is facing the car.

The Dangers Of Inexperience

a 9 feet tall and 9 feet wide and 1 inch thick red "O" is 0.01 feet to the front of and -9.5 feet above a 10 feet tall and 10 feet long white wall. a 2 feet wide red circle is 0.01 feet to the front of and -6.1 feet above and -6.2 feet to the left of the wall. it leans 90 degrees to the front. the professor is -3 feet above and 0.01 feet in front of the circle. 1st 1 feet long and 4 inch wide wood stick is -1.2 feet left of and -5.6 feet above the professor. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 2nd 1 feet long and 4 inch wide wood stick is -1.1 feet to the right of and -5.6 feet above the professor. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 1st 1 feet long and 4 inch wide wood stick of butter is -0.1 feet above and -0.38 feet to the left of the professor. it leans 78 degrees to the front.it faces left . 2nd 1 feet long and 4 inch wide wood stick of butter is -0.16 feet above and -0.43 feet to the right of the professor. it leans 85 degrees to the front. it faces left. a axe is -2.6 feet left of and -6 feet above and -0.6 feet to the front of the wall. the cutting blade of the axe is shiny metal. it faces southeast. it leans back. a huge cleaver is -3 feet to the right of and -6 feet above and -0.02 feet to the front of the wall. the cutting blade of the cleaver is shiny metal. it faces left. it is leaning 30 degrees to the northeast. a very large buck knife is -3.5 feet to the right of and -5 feet above and -0.3 feet to the front of the wall. it leans 132 degrees to the back. a boy is 7 feet in front of the wall. he faces back. the ground is wood. the sky is black. a orange light is 1 feet above the professor. a bow is -4.6 feet above and -1.5 feet left of and -2.9 feet to the front of the boy. it leans 39 degrees to the northwest. it faces back. the camera light is old gold. a gold light is 3 inches above the boy. 2 blue lights are 5 inches in front of the wall. 2 rust lights are 3 inches above the axe. the sun is black. the shirt of the professor is paisley. the necktie

Storm In The Outer Banks

1st 75 feet long and 10 feet tall and 24 feet wide wave is -0.7 feet above the ground. it faces back. 2nd 200 feet long and 30 feet tall and 60 feet wide wave is 2 feet behind the 1st wave. 3rd 120 feet long and 18 feet tall and 34 feet wide wave is -46 feet behind and -9 feet left of the 1st wave. 4th 175 feet long and 16 feet tall and 45 feet wide wave is -74 feet to the front of and -34 feet left of the 3rd wave. 5th 100 feet long and 8 feet tall and 30 feet wide wave is 5 feet right of the 4th wave. a small boat is -23 feet to the left of and -76 feet to the back of and -9.5 feet above the 4th wave. it faces southeast. it leans 29 degrees to the northwest. the roof of the boat is metal. the hull of the boat is metal. a 6th 300 feet long and 38 feet tall and 40 feet wide wave is -4 feet left of and -130 feet to the back of the 4th wave. it faces back. 7th 500 feet long and 39 feet tall wave is left of and -280 feet to the front of the 6th wave. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 47 degrees. the sun is ebony. the ambient light is sky blue. the sky is dark gray. the camera light is gray green. 1 dim orange light is -4 inches above the mast of the boat. a dim old gold light is 3 inches in front of and -2 feet above and 0.1 feet to the southeast of the boat. 1st 85 feet tall lightning bolt is 11 feet behind and 50 feet left of the boat. it leans 64 degrees to the southwest. 2nd 100 feet tall lightning bolt is 20 feet left of and 7 feet above the boat. it leans 85 degrees to the front. the exhaust of the boat is metal.

nheiges 9/29/2016
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Battling The Elements

big clear ocean wave 1 foot in the ground. the ground is water.
it is noon.
an extremely tiny ship is 0.1 feet in the wave. the ship is facing front.
a giant clear sphere is in front of the wave.
a tornado is 80 feet behind the wave.
the sky is silver.

In Danger of Winning the Turner Prize

A brick is -2 inches above a hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing southwest. A dark mahogany easel is 2.5 feet left of the hedgehog. A painting is in front of and -3 feet above and -1.5 feet right of the easel. It is 1.8 feet wide [dirty]. A brain is on the brick. A dark red painting is 4 feet behind and 2.5 feet above and 1.5 feet left of the brain. A huge flat nose is in front of and -1.5 foot above the painting. A [messy] urinal is -5.5 feet above the painting. It is facing the easel. The ground is shiny texture. It is night. A lemon light is in the urinal. A light is below the easel. A scarlet light is in front of the easel. A fish is in front of the urinal. It is facing the easel.

Up to no good, these two.

a huge hedgehog is next to a huge skunk.
a [graffiti] wall is behind the hedgehog and the skunk.
the ground is pavement.
a huge bottle is next to the skunk on the right. it is leaning 90 degrees to the left. it is facing southeast.
a huge knife is next to the hedgehog on the left.

Curiosity killed the cat

sky is black.
ground is [wood].
the hand is leaning -90 degrees to the north.
the hand is 7 inches above the ground.
hand is [Yellow].
hand is shiny.
light is behind of the hand.
second light is north of the hand.
third light is under the hand.
fork is -4.5 inches east of the hand.
the fork is facing the west.
the fork is leaning -90 degrees to the west.
the fork is 7 inches above the ground.
the fork is gray.
wall is 5 inches east of the fork.
the wall is facing the west.
the wall is [Blue].
the wall is above the ground.
big outlet is 4.5 inches east of the fork.
the outlet is facing the west.
the outlet is 5 inches above the ground.
lightning is west of the outlet.
the lightning is leaning 100 degrees to the west.
the lightning is 3 inches above the ground.
the lightning is gold.
the lightning is shiny.
three blue lights are above the lightning.

Security is a great enemy

gigantic tube is -30 inches above the ground.
the tube is leaning 90 degrees to the north.
track is in front of the tube.
the track is above the ground.
train is -5 inches above the track.
the train is 3 feet tall.
the train is facing the north.
the tube is tile .
businessman is -1 inch above the train.
the businessman is 2 feet tall.
the businessman is 5 feet in front of the tube.
small gun is -1 inch right of the businessman.
the gun is 5 inches above the train.
the gun is leaning 90 degrees to the south.
small hand is 5 feet in front of the businessman.
the hand is facing the west.
the hand is leaning -110 degrees to the east.
shotgun is -10 inches above the hand.
the shotgun is facing the businessman.
the shotgun is leaning -15 degrees to the south.

Seems Legit

a big van. a big clown -21 feet south of the van. the clown is facing west. the clown is 2 feet off the ground. a red "FREE HUGS" is -1.4 foot west of the van. "FREE HUGS" is facing west. "FREE HUGS" is 6 feet off the ground. the ground is pavement. a large brick building is 5 feet east of the van. it is dawn. a big boy is 14 feet west of the van. the boy is -12 feet south of the van. the boy is facing east.

The dangers of hunting at night

a first stick.a second stick is -6 inches behind the first stick.a third stick is 2 feet right of the second stick.a fourth stick is -6 inches in front of the third stick.the second stick is leaning 20 degrees to the south.the first stick is leaning 20 degrees to the north.the fourth stick is leaning 20 degrees to the north.the third stick is leaning 20 degrees to the south.a fifth stick is -4 inches above the second stick.the fifth stick is face up.the fifth stick is facing right.the fifth stick is -0.5 feet left of the third stick.the fifth stick is -11 inches behind the second stick.a first large flame is 7 inches right of the first stick.the first flame is -12.5 inches in front of the first stick.a second large flame is right of the first flame.a third large flame is left of the first flame.a 1 feet tall man is -5 inches above the fifth stick.the man is facing right.a first 3 feet tall first squirrel is 1 feet left of the second stick.the squirrel is facing southeast.a second 3 feet tall squirrel is 1.5 feet behind the first flame.a third 3 feet tall squirrel is 1 feet right of the second squirrel.the third squirrel is facing southwest.a arrow is in front of the third squirrel.the arrow is face down.the arrow is 1 inches in the ground.a first tree is 6 feet behind the second squirrel.a second tree is left of the first tree.it is night.a yellow light is above the first flame.three red lights are 1 feet in front of the first flame.the ground is shiny.

Help is on its way

a red bug is -2 inches in front and -16.5 inches above the bear. the small river is -15 feet in front of the bear. the ground is grass. the huge chameleon is in front and to the right of the bear. it is facing the bear. it is leaning 35 degrees to the back.

Dangers: Visible and Hidden

there are two trees on a grass island. two trees are in front of the trees. the ground is water. the humongous duck is -12 feet above and -40 feet in front of the trees. the tiny [wood] ship is 20 feet in front of the island. it is facing the island. another tiny wood ship is 2 feet southeast of the island. it is facing the island. a third tiny wood ship is 1 foot northwest of the island. it is facing the island. a fourth tiny wood ship is 1 foot southwest of the island. it is facing the island.
a fifth tiny wood ship is 40 feet in front and to the left of the island. it is facing the island. it is 20 feet above the ground.
the large shark is 75 feet in front of and to the left of the island. it is facing left. it is 2 feet in the ground. the huge dinosaur is 20 feet behind and 20 feet to the right of the island. it is facing the island. it is 10 feet in the ground.

watcher570 9/26/2016
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a little bit breezy today !

a tornado.the tornado is face down.a windmill is -15 feet in front of the tornado.the windmill is 18 feet above the ground.the windmill is leaning 30 degrees to the west.a man is in front of the windmill.the man is leaning 20 degrees to the east.a black umbrella is 2 feet right of the man.the umbrella is leaning 35 degrees to the north.the sun is rust.a cow is 5 feet behind the umbrella.the cow is leaning 45 degrees to the south.the cow is 1 feet above the umbrella.the cow is facing southwest.