Nanook 11/12/2016
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Meals On Wheels

a seal is -0.1 feet above a skateboard. a 6 feet tall polar bear is 5 feet behind the skateboard. a very large fork is -2.85 feet above and -0.16 feet right of the polar bear. it leans 170 degrees to the front. a very large knife is -3.2 feet above and -0.8 feet left of the bear. a 4 feet tall table is 3 feet behind and 6 feet to the left of the skateboard. a plate is on the table. a large glass is right of the plate. a large bottle is left of the plate. it faces right. It is dusk. a dim pink light is right of the glass. the camera light is sky blue. a cyan light is left of the table. a dim beige light is right of the seal. a dim orange light is above the fork

Nanook 11/11/2016
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ROLLER BEAR DERBY

1st skateboard is left of a 2nd skateboard. 1st polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 1st skateboard. 3rd skateboard is 3 feet behind the 1st skateboard. 4th skateboard is left of the 3rd skateboard. 2nd polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 4th skateboard. a 300 feet long road is 0.1 feet below the 1st skateboard. a orange light is right of the 2nd bear. a green light is right of the 1st bear. a yellow light is above the 1st bear

Nanook 11/11/2016
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Solar Bear

a beach chair. a pink small polar bear is -2.6 feet above the chair. it leans 75 degrees to the back. the ground is sand. a large cyan umbrella is -1.9 feet right of and -3.6 feet behind the chair. it leans back. it is -1.2 feet above the ground. the ocean is 3 feet in front of the bear. a hotdog stand is 10 feet behind and 8 feet left of the chair. a small beach ball is 3 feet left of the chair. a beer bottle is 0.2 feet right of the chair and -0.1 feet above the ground. it leans to the left. a radio is -0.2 feet behind and -0.3 feet right of the bottle and -0.5 feet above the ground. it faces southwest. it leans back. a pair of sunglasses is -0.8 feet above and -3.5 feet in front of the bear. the sunglasses leans 90 degrees to the back. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 105 degrees. the sun is pink. the camera light is gray

sofieza... 4/8/2016
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fran and goeffrey tie the knot

the [pattern] texture on the ground. it is 60 feet tall. there is a huge table. the huge wedding cake is on the table. a huge door is 30 feet to the right of the table. it is facing left. the first big giraffe is to the left of the table. it is facing right. the first big elephant is to the right of the table. it is facing left. the big dog is to the right of the door. it is facing the door. the big pig is on top of the dog. it is facing the door. the big dodo is on top of the pig. it is facing the door. the big owl is on top of the dodo. it is facing the door. the second big elephant is 50 feet behind the table. the second big giraffe is 2 feet to the left of the second elephant. the third big giraffe is 2 feet to the left of the second giraffe. the third big elephant is 2 feet to the left of the third giraffe. the small fourth elephant is on top of the third big elephant. the very huge polar bear is 5 feet in front of the table. it is facing the table.

anxieting 4/7/2016
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all i want is just cheese

the moon is 420 feet in the air. it is 28 feet wide. the man is on the moon. the moon has a [cheese] texture. big thought bubble -8 inch above the man. tiny white "brought" in the big thought bubble. tiny white "should have" above "brought". tiny white "some wine" under "brought". tiny white "i guess i" above "should have". the sky is black and reflective. there is a red light on "some wine". tiny white "hmmm......" above "i guess i". the ambient light is grey. the camera light is grey. the ground is black and reflective. there is a big cheese -5 inches to the left of the man. it is -32 inches below the man. it is -6 inches in front of the man. it is facing up. there are 6 pink lights on the thought bubble. there is a gigantic reflective star -33 inches behind the thought bubble. there are 6 dark red lights on the star. there are 10 dark blue lights on the thought bubble. there is a bright green light on "i guess i". earth is 40 feet behind and 20 feet to the right of the moon. it is night. the sun is grey.

That's a really clenched ass there. Why? Why so clenched?

There is a man behind the man.

Cytrist... 4/7/2016
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Im You But Stronger

The ground is grass.
There is an extremely large flower.
There is a giant yellow green worm -2 feet to the right of the flower.
The worm is -1 foot above the flower.
The worm is -2 feet in front of the flower.
There is a giant butterfly 1 foot to the right of the worm.
The worm is facing the butterfly.
The butterfly is facing the worm.
The worm is leaning 15 degrees to the back.

Did you hear me?...punk

the man is standing. There is a fire 10 meters behind the man.The fire is very big..

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?....No.....It's Jim.

the man is standing. There is a fire 10 meters behind the man.The fire is very big..

Nanook 4/7/2016
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Dumb Dog---Dumber Joke

a dog faces southeast. a 30 foot long fence is 1.5 feet behind the dog. a 50 feet long road is 2 feet in front of the dog. it faces right. 1st pigeon is behind and 1 feet left of the dog. it is -0.2 feet above the fence. it faces the dog. 2nd pigeon is 0.5 feet right of the 1st pigeon. it faces the dog. 1st enormous grass is in front of and -13.5 feet right of the fence. 2nd enormous grass is in front of and -18 feet right of the fence. a fire hydrant is in front of and -21 feet right of the fence.

I Dreamed of Vladimir Putin

A red small couch.
A giant pink [putin] bunny is facing the couch.
The couch is facing the bunny.
The ground is [putin].
A [flag] heart is on the left of the bunny. The heart is facing the couch.

linda 4/7/2016
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Clown Convention

the upside down clown is facing the very huge [trump] cube. the clown is 5 feet away from the cube. the clown is 3 feet above the ground.
the huge jack in the box is on the cube.
the ground is shiny.

Cytrist... 4/7/2016
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It is night.
There is an extremely giant moon.
There is an extremely tiny restaurant on the moon..
the restaurant is 2 feet tall.
The camera light is dull white.

wcmorr05 4/7/2016
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The Future of Murca

the [trump] sphere is on an end table. the ground is wood. a rug is under the end table. a wooden wall behind the table. a portrait is 9 inches behind the sphere. the portrait is 3 inches above the table. a woman is next to the table. the woman is facing the table. a man is to the right of the table. the man is facing the woman. the man is 62 inches tall.

anxieting 4/7/2016
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Cheesy Moon

the moon is 420 feet in the air. it is 28 feet wide. the man is on the moon. the moon has a [cheese] texture. big thought bubble -8 inch above the man. tiny white "brought" in the big thought bubble. tiny white "should have" above "brought". tiny white "some wine" under "brought". tiny white "i guess i" above "should have". the sky is black and reflective. there is a red light on "some wine". tiny white "hmmm......" above "i guess i". the ambient light is grey. the camera light is grey. the ground is black and reflective. there is a big cheese -5 inches to the left of the man. it is -32 inches below the man. it is -6 inches in front of the man. it is facing up. there are 6 pink lights on the thought bubble. there is a gigantic reflective star -33 inches behind the thought bubble. there are 6 dark red lights on the star. there are 10 dark blue lights on the thought bubble. there is a bright green light on "i guess i". earth is 40 feet behind and 20 feet to the right of the moon. it is night. the sun is grey.

Cytrist... 4/7/2016
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Cat Fish

There is a giant cat.
There is a fish -7 feet behind the cat.
The fish is 2.5 feet tall.
The fish is 1.7 feet above the ground.
The fish is dark gray.
The ambient light is sky blue.

KAWE 4/7/2016
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Double bind

a billboard.the billboard is daffodil yellow. the base of the billboard is black.the platform of the billboard is black.-51 inch above the billboard is black "IGNORE THIS SIGN". on the left of the billboard is a professor.the professor is 160 inch tall.the camera light is orange

Nanook 4/6/2016
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Confessions of a Joke

the professor is to the left of the window. the professor is on the ground. a small polar bear is 1 foot right of the window. it is on the ground. he is facing backwards. the window is facing left. it is 1 foot above the ground. the ground is marble.
a first marble wall is under the window. it is 1 foot high. it is 3 feet long. it is facing left. a second marble wall is behind the first wall. it is facing right. a third marble wall is in front of the window. it is on the ground. it is facing left. the marble statue is 2 feet behind the bear. it is facing right. the small marble column is 2 feet in front of the bear. the camera light is black. the mauve light is above and behind the bear. the grey light is two feet in front of the mauve light. a beige light is right of the professor. the ground is invisible. the sky is gray

Nanook 4/6/2016
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It's Just Getting Worse

a very enormous tooth. a tiny tan polar bear is -0.7 feet in front of and -1.2 feet above the tooth. 1st shoe is -0.87 feet in front of and -0.35 feet left of the tooth. 2nd shoe is -0.75 feet in front of and -0.58 feet right of the tooth. 3rd shoe is -1.1 feet behind and -0.46 feet right of the tooth. the ground is stainless steel

Nanook 4/6/2016
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Balanced Diet

a polar bear. 1st seal is -1.7 feet left of and -4.85 feet above the bear. it is -2.4 feet in front of the bear. it leans to the southeast. 2nd seal is -1.7 feet right of and -3.75 feet above the bear. it leans to the northwest. the camera light is gray. the sun is cyan. the ambient light is dim tan. a dim orange light is on the 1st seal. a dim pink light is in front of the 2nd seal. a dim purple light is above the bear

Revolut... 4/6/2016
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We have some chemistry

a scientist is in front of a 2nd scientist. the scientist is facing the 2nd scientist. A building is left of the scientist. it is facing the scientist. there is a orange light on the scientist. there is a pink light on the 2nd scientist.

On a happier note

4 Music notes are 300 feet above the ground. an emoji is behind and a foot above the notes.

susu 4/6/2016
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butt of jokes - Does someone desire to press the button?

a 70 feet tall translucent blender.
a 20 feet tall and 15 feet wide and 15 feet deep dull dodo leans 45 degrees to the front.. It is -40 feet above and -43 feet in front of and -20 feet left of the blender.
the ground is silver. the sky is silver. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. there is a 3rd orange light above the dodo. the ambient light is charcoal gray. the camera light is black. it is morning.
There is a second white light 5 feet behind and -20 feet above the blender.

susu 4/6/2016
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JoKing

a 20 feet tall dull dodo.
A 1.7 feet tall shiny crown is -4.4 feet above and -8.4 feet in front of and -9.1 feet left of the dodo. It leans 50 degrees to the left. it is facing southeast.
the sky is silver.
a 20 feet tall pale silver green shiny emoticon is below the dodo. it leans 90 degrees to the front. it is -2 feet above the ground.
the ground is shiny black. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. the ambient light is pink. the camera light is black. it is night.

KAWE 4/6/2016
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My beetle is fueld with nitric oxide

a shiny dark red volkswagen. the window of the volkswagen is transparent glass.the headlight of the volkswagen is orange. in the volkswagen is the professor. the roof of the volkswagen is transparent. above the volkswagen is a green light.the wheel rim of the volkswagen is silver. the ground is transparent.it is dawn. the bumper of the volkswagen is silver.

Cereal Killer

a bowl is on a table. a knife is in the bowl. There is a big window in front of the table.

watcher... 4/6/2016
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Poopity Poodah

a shed.a man is 3 feet in front of the shed.the shed is 6 feet tall.the man is 6 inches left of the shed.a dog is 8 inches in front of the man.the dog is facing right.a big poop is 1 feet right of the dog.a second big poop is 2 feet in front of the shed.a lawnmower is 1 feet right of the shed.the lawnmower is 2.5 feet in front of the shed.a third big poop is 6 inches in front of the lawnmower.a fourth big poop is 5 feet in front of the shed.a fifth big poop is 1 feet left of the shed.the ground is grass.the sun is orange