Scaling the North Face of the Teiger

A large clear Swiss cheese is leaning 60 degrees to the back. The ground is 2 feet wide shiny ice. A huge clear blue flat wall is 2 feet behind the cheese. 2 blue lights are left of the wall. A clear flat tiger is 6 inches in front of and -38 feet left of the wall. A light is 6 inches above and 18 inches left of the cheese. A 0.3 inch high white man is -5 inches in front of and -25 inches left of the cheese. He is -0.13 inch above the ground. He is facing the tiger. A 0.2 inch high [winter] honda 4trax offroad vehicle is 1.5 inches right of and -1 inch behind the man. It is -0.12 inch above the ground. It is facing the man. A 0.1 inch high backpack is right of the man. It is -0.12 inches above the ground. A 0.15 inch high dark beige backpack is next to the backpack. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. It is -0.15 inch above the ground. It is facing north. 2 mountains are behind the wall. The azimuth of the sun is 70 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 80 degrees.

Billy the Squid

A hat is -1.8 feet above and -5 feet in front of a squid. It is leaning 15 degrees to the back. The squid is leaning 20 degrees to the back. It is -14 inches above the ground. The ground is 4 feet wide [wild]. A huge silver bullet is 1.9 feet in front of and -10 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 3 feet long gold cylinder is -14 inches in front of and -16 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 2.5 feet long gold cylinder is -9 inches in front of and -16 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 2 feet long gold cylinder is -5 inches in front of and -16.4 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A light is above the squid. The sun is grey. A clear brown saloon is 30 feet left of and -9 feet behind the squid. It is facing east. 2 scarlet lights are 1.6 foot above the saloon. The facade of the saloon is white. A dark horse is 1.5 foot behind the saloon. It is facing east. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back.

The Case of the Missing Suitcase.

a 15 feet tall and 50 feet long [tile] wall. a 10 feet long counter is 4.5 feet in front of the wall. 1st 6 inch tall and 5 feet wide and 3 feet deep metal cube is -2 feet right of the counter. 2nd 3 feet tall and 6 feet wide and 2 feet deep [wood] cube is right of and -2 feet to the front of the 1st cube. a [hide] bag is on the 1st cube. it faces southeast. 1st large gold wing is -7 feet above and -16 feet to the right of and 0.1 feet to the front of the wall. 2nd large gold wing is right of the 1st gold wing. it faces back. a 1 feet tall [metal] "CLAIM" is 4 feet left of the 1st wing and -8 feet above the wall. a 1 feet tall [metal] "LOST BAGGAGE" is 0.5 feet above the "CLAIM". a 0.65 feet tall red "BASIS" is -12.25 feet above and 0.1 feet to the front of and -15.2 feet to the right of the wall. a 0.75 feet tall red "CASE by CASE" is 0.3 feet above "BASIS". a 0.65 feet tall red "ON A" is 0.3 feet above the "CASE by CASE". a 0.65 feet tall red "HANDLED" is 0.3 feet above the "ON A". a 0.65 feet tall red "ALL CLAIMS" is 0.3 feet above the "HANDLED". the ground is tile. 1st 6 feet tall woman is 1 feet behind and -2 feet to the right of the counter. she faces the bag. 2nd 6 feet tall woman is 1 feet to the front of and -3.2 feet to the right of the counter. she faces right. a 6.5 feet tall professor is -1 feet left of the 1st woman.

Giraffic Park

1st large giraffe is -6 feet left of a 1st tree. it faces southwest. 2nd giraffe is -6 feet left of a 2nd tree. the 2nd tree is 7 feet southwest of the 1st tree. a 1000 feet long fence is right of the 1st tree. it faces right. 1st car is right of the fence. it faces left. the ground is grass. 2nd car is 2 feet in front of the 1st car. it faces left. 3rd large giraffe is -1 feet left of the fence and 3 feet in front of the 2nd giraffe. it faces right. a triceratops is -7 feet left of and 1 feet in front of the 3rd giraffe.it faces southeast. a stegosaurus is -1 feet right of and 2 feet to the front of the 2nd tree. it is facing left. a pterodactyl is 19 feet above the fence. it faces southwest. it leans front.

Trumpocalypse now

a [KAWE45] wall. the wall is 35 feet tall and 40 feet wide.a silver devil is 130 inch above the ground. the devil is in front of the wall.the devil is 250 inch tall.the devil is -140 inch right of the wall.a head is -53 inch above the devil.the head is 64 inch tall.the head is in front of the devil.

Fly fishing

the ocean. a boat is -1 foot above the ocean. a 2 foot tall fly is -1 foot above the boat. the fly is facing east. a fishing pole is -1 foot east of the fly. it is facing east.

Nerve Racking

a metal bicycle rack. a 1.8 feet tall red "NERVE" is -2.1 feet above and -1.3 feet to the right of the bicycle rack. it faces right. 1st 2.6 feet tall green bicycle is 0.6 feet left of the "NERVE" and on the ground. 2nd bicycle is 0.8 feet left of the 1st bicycle. it faces back.the ground is lilac

No Bones About It

A big wood wall. the ground is unreflective wood. a couch is in front of the wall. a table is 3 feet in front of the couch. a lamp is 2 feet east of the couch. a small skeleton is -.5
foot west of the table. another small skeleton is 5 inches east of the table. it is facing west. the sun is orange. the ambient light is green. a big white light is just above the lamp. the camera light is red.

iPod

the ground is water. 1st 0.4 feet tall and 0.8 feet wide eye is 0.3 feet above the ground. it leans left. 2nd 0.5 feet tall and 0.9 feet wide eye is 0.2 feet above the ground and 1 feet right of the 1st eye. it leans right. 3rd 0.2 feet tall and 0.7 feet wide eye is -0.3 feet above the ground and 1 feet in front of the 1st eye.. it leans 35 degrees to the left. 4th 0.3 feet tall and 0.6 feet wide eye is 2 feet left of and 2 feet behind the 1st eye. it leans 26 degrees to the left. 5th 0.5 feet tall and 0.9 feet wide eye is 3 feet to the front of and 1 feet right of the 1st eye. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. 6th 0.4 feet tall and 0.8 feet wide eye is 1 feet behind and 0.2 feet right of the 1st eye. it is -0.17 feet above the ground. 7th 0.4 feet tall and 0.8 feet wide eye is 1 feet in front of and 0.75 feet left of the 5th eye. it leans left. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. the sun is salmon

A Fish With No Eye

a large fish. a very miniature black pizza is -0.27 feet to the front of and -0.06 feet to the right of and -0.34 feet above the fish. it leans 90 degrees to the left. a 0.35 feet tall black theta is -0.4 feet to the front of and -0.5 feet above the fish. it leans 30 degrees to the front. the fish is -1 feet above a clear aquarium. the aquarium faces right. 2 lights are -0.9 feet above the aquarium. 5 lights are -1.2 feet above and -1.3 feet to the front of the aquarium. 3 pale blue lights are -1.3 feet above and -1.7 feet to the front of and -0.6 feet to the right of the tank. the ground is tile. a 70 feet long and 15 feet tall stone wall is 1 feet behind the aquarium. a 8 inch tall Metal "FSH" is -1.7 feet above and -2.4 feet to the front of and -0.1 feet to the right of the aquarium. it faces right. the sun is gold

Favorite poem by Margaret Atwood

A extremely tiny white "A" is 0 inches in front of and -3 inches over a 1st [Hook] cube. it is -2.5 inches to the left of the cube.
A extremely tiny white "Fish" is in front of the 1st cube. it is -4 inches above the "A". it is -4.5 inches to the left of the 1st cube.
A extremely tiny white "Hook" is in front of the 1st cube. it is -4 inches above the "Fish". it is -6 inches to the left of the 1st cube.
A second [eye] cube is 6 inches to the right of the first cube.
A extremely tiny black "An" is 0 inches in front of and -3 inches over the 2nd cube. it is -3 inches to the right of the 2nd cube.
A extremely tiny black "Open" is in front of the 2nd cube. it is -5 inches above the "An". it is -5.3 inches to the right of the 2nd cube.
A extremely tiny black "Eye" is in front of the 2nd cube. it is -5 inches above the "Open". it is -4 inches to the right of the 2nd cube.
The ground is invisible. The sky is pale blue.
A 2.5 foot wide blue "You fit into me like a hook into an eye." is .3 foot over the cubes.

Poltergeists

the small man is 5 feet in the wood saloon.
the man is facing left. he is -2 feet to the front of the cube.
the mauve light is above the man.
a blue light is above the man.
the wood cube is to the right of the man.
it is 1.7 foot wide.
it is 3 feet tall.
it is 5 feet long.
it is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
the small stool is to the left of the cube.
it is in front of the man.
the second small stool is to the left of the cube.
it is behind the man.
a third small stool is behind the second stool.
a small pirate is to the right of the cube. he is -2 feet in front of the cube.
the floor of the saloon is wood.
the small jukebox is 3 feet in front and 2 feet to the left of the pirate.
it is facing backwards.
the first silver cylinder is 1 feet to the left of the man. It is 10 feet tall and 2 inches wide. a second silver cylinder is 3 feet behind the first cylinder. it is 10 feet tall and 2 inches wide.
the small ghost is 9 feet in the first cylinder. a second small ghost is 10 feet in the second cylinder. it is facing back.

A Beer In The Headlights

a 300 feet long and 40 feet wide road. a car is -15 feet to the right of and -250 feet to the back of the road. it faces back. a very huge beer bottle is 30 feet behind the car. a 7 inch tall black "BEER" is 0.02 feet in front of and -6.9 feet above the beer bottle. a 7 inch tall red "XX" is 0.01 feet to the front of and -5.9 feet above the beer bottle. 1st huge eye is 0.1 feet to the front of and -1.4 feet above the beer bottle. a light is -0.2 feet behind and -1 feet to the right of and -3 feet above the car. 2nd light is -0.2 feet behind and -1 feet to the left of and -3 feet above the car. the camera light is black. a sycamore tree is -8 feet to the right of and 4 feet behind the beer bottle. it is -5 feet above the ground. a oak tree is 2 feet behind the sycamore tree. a ash tree is 12 feet left of and 10 feet behind the oak tree. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 50 degrees. the sun is sky blue. the ambient light is blue

Fish Court

a 1 feet tall brook trout. it leans 58 degrees to the back. it faces right. a 1 feet tall fish is right of the trout. it leans 68 degrees to the back. it faces the trout. a book is -0.6 feet left of and -1.6 feet above and -0.4 feet to the front of the fish. it faces right. it leans 30 degrees to the back. a dresser is 3 feet behind and -0.3 feet left of the fish. it faces back. a walrus is -0.3 feet behind and -2.5 feet above the dresser. it leans back. a [wood] gavel is -1.3 feet to the left of and -0.3 feet to the front of and 0.02 feet above the dresser. it leans 30 degrees to the right. it faces southwest. 1st chair is 0.7 feet left of the dresser. 1st 20 feet tall and 50 feet long [paneling] wall is 2 feet behind the dresser. the ground is tile. 2nd 2.5 feet tall and 15 feet long [wood] wall is 4 feet to the front of and -22 feet to the right of the 1st wall. it faces southwest. 2nd beige chair is -20 feet to the right of and 2.5 feet to the front of the 1st wall. it faces the southwest. 3rd beige chair is -0.6 feet southeast of the 2nd chair. it faces southwest. a large jellyfish is -0.8 feet above the 2nd chair. a very large seahorse is -0.5 feet above the 3rd chair. it faces the trout. a door is -18 feet to the right of and 0.1 feet to the front of the 1st wall. a exit sign is -0.5 feet above and 0.1 feet to the front of the door. a dim orange light is 2 inches above and 2 inches in front of the walrus. a dim green light is above the seahorse.

It happens

rene descartes. a hotdog stand is just west of rene descartes. a huge brick wall is 4 feet behind the hotdog stand. the ground is concrete. a horse is 1 foot south of the hotdog stand. it is facing northeast. the horse is -5 foot west of the hotdog stand. a professor is 1 foot north of the hotdog stand. the professor is -6 foot east of the hotdog stand. it is noon.

D(ecision)-Day

a [KAWE44] wall.the wall is 200 inch tall and 300 inch wide.a man is 60 inch above the ground. the man is in front of the wall.the man is -120 inch left of the wall.

Poultry In Motion

1st [dance] chicken is on a [dance] cube. the cube is 6 inches tall and 1 feet wide and 1 feet deep. a very huge silver golf ball is 2 feet above the 1st chicken. the ground is silver. 2 purple lights are 3 inches right of and 4 inches above the golf ball. 2 coral lights are 4 inches left of and 4 inches below the gold ball. the golf ball. a gold light is 2 inches above the golf ball. a 75 feet long and 75 feet tall shiny wall is 1 feet above and -35 feet behind the golf ball. it leans 90 degrees to the front. the sky is [dance]. 2 blue lights are 3 inches to the front of and 1 inch below the golf ball. 2 violet lights are 3 inches behind and 4 inches above the golf ball. 2nd [asia] chicken is 1.5 feet left of the cube and -0.37 feet above the ground. it faces left. it leans northwest. 3rd small [feather] chicken is 2 feet in front of and 0.5 feet right of the cube. it faces northwest. 4th [feather] chicken is 0.43 feet in front of and 0.8 feet right of the cube. it faces the 3rd chicken. a small clear chartreuse jukebox is 2 feet right of the cube. it faces left. the window of the jukebox is clear. the frame of the jukebox is clear red. 1st small eighth note is 0.7 feet above the jukebox. it leans right. 2nd tiny eighth note is 0.7 feet above and 1.4 inches in front of the 1st eighth note. it leans northwest.

Mood Fight

a [texture] stork is on a [texture] cube.
the cube is 40 inch wide and 5 inch tall and 40 inch deep.
the cube is on the ground.
a huge [wood] fork is in front of the stork.
the fork leans 95 degrees to the front.
the stork is 50 inch tall.
sky is ink blue.
ground is ink blue.
a [texture] kiwi bird is left of the stork on the cube.
it is -10 inches behind the stork.
it is leaning 50 degrees to the back.
a huge [wood] spoon is -4 inch in front of the kiwi bird.
the kiwi bird is 20 inch tall.
the spoon is leaning 40 degrees to the front.
it is 2 inches above the ground.
the tiny man is -7 inches in front of the spoon.
he is facing left.
he is on the ground.
the tiny "anger" is 10 inches above and 6 inches in front of the man.
he is leaning 20 degrees to the left.
a fried egg is 1 feet right of the man.
1st tiny "happy" is -7.5 inches to the left of and on the egg.
"happy" is upside down.
"happy" is cream.
The tiny "bored" is -1.4 feet to the front of the kiwi and 1.3 feet above the cube.
"bored" faces southwest.
"bored" leans 38 degrees to the right.
a 6 inch tall "sad" is 1 foot to the right of and -1.3 feet above the stork.
"sad" leans 10 degrees to the left.
a tiny "sullen" is -0.7 feet to the left of and -2.5 feet to the front of and -2.1 feet above the stork.
"sullen" leans 20 degrees to the southwest.
a tiny green "envy" is -0.6 feet to the front of and -0.8 feet to the left of and on the cube.
"envy" faces south.
"envy" leans 20 degrees to the right.
2nd fried egg is 0.1 feet to the front of and -0.3 feet to the left of the cube.
it leans 90 degrees to the front.
it is -0.1 feet above the ground.

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just finished my fencing lesson , Timothy !

a man.a 1 feet tall hat is -7 inches above the man.the hat is -49 inches in front of the man.a 200 feet tall sphere is 800 feet behind the man.a first 10 feet long fence is 10 feet behind the man.a second fence is left of the first fence.the second fence is facing right.the second fence is -2 inches in front of the first fence.a sword is -7 inches right of the man.the sword is -48 inches in front of the man.a boy is 6 inches left of the man.the boy is facing the man.

Muscles

There is a sea. . On the very big surfboard is a very big man. In front of the surfboard are 10 very big shells.

Hiphopcricy

the man is 6 inches in the shiny ground. the [flag] texture is on the ground. the texture is 20 feet tall. he is leaning 20 degrees to the right. the dog is 7 feet in front of and 3 feet to the left of the man. the dog is facing the man. the dog is leaning 25 degrees to the right.

The Buck Stops Here

1st road sign. 1st 2 feet wide yellow circle is 0.01 feet to the front of and -2 feet above the 1st road sign. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 1st 2 feet wide not sign symbol is 0.01 feet to the front of the 1st circle. 1st 1.75 feet tall flat black deer is 0.009 feet to the front of the 1st circle. 2nd [hide] deer is 2 feet in front of and -.6 feet left of the 1st road sign. it faces the 1st road sign. 2nd road sign is 2 feet right of the 1st road sign. 2nd 2 feet wide yellow circle is 0.01 feet to the front of and -2 feet above the 2nd road sign. it leans 90 degrees to the front. a 1.75 feet tall flat black duck is 0.01 feet to the front of the 2nd circle. 2nd 2 feet wide not sign symbol is 0.01 feet to the front of the duck. A large duck is 2 feet right of the deer. it faces back. the ground is grass.

Bearing Withness

the large shiny red "HER" is in front of the bear. the "HER" is 1.5 feet above the shiny ground. it is dusk. the sun is red. the lime light is above and 3 feet in front of the bear. the mauve light is 3 feet to the left of the lime light. the camera light is grey.

Ken Burns Meets the Fisheye Lens

a fish. a tiny camera is -4 inches in front of the fish. it is facing left. it is 4.9 inches above the shiny ground. it is -1.7 inch to the left of the fish. the extremely tiny man is 1 inch to the left of the camera. he is facing the camera.