boneybird 1/16/2017
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Precision back-scratcher

The small golf cart is 2 inches in the man. The tiny first vehicle is -9 inches above and -2 inches behind the golf cart. It is facing back. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A second small vehicle is -12 inches behind and -3.3 feet above the first vehicle. The fishing pole is -3 feet behind and -5 feet above the second vehicle. It is leaning 45 degrees to the front. The wheel is -2 feet above and -2 feet to the right of the man. It is facing left. A second wheel is -3 feet above and -2 feet to the left of the man. It is facing left.

watcher570 1/19/2017
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bespoke electric generator

a shiny copper structure.the structure is 100 feet deep.the structure is 50 feet wide.the structure is 40 feet tall.a 30 feet tall first shiny part is right of the structure.a 10 feet tall second shiny part is -75 inches above the structure.a 30 feet tall shiny magnet is 8 inches in front of the first part.the magnet is facing the first part.a first shiny 40 feet tall lightning bolt is behind the second part.the first lightning bolt is leaning 45 degrees to the north.a 65 feet tall man is left of the structure.the man is facing the structure.the ground is shiny.the sky is texture.the texture is 1500 feet tall.a 100 feet tall silver wall is 1 feet behind the structure.the wall is 200 feet long.

watcher570 1/17/2017
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prototype electric magnetic therapy bath !

a gold bath.a wheel is 10 inches above the bath.a first rust chain is right of the wheel.the first chain is face up.a second rust chain is left of the wheel.the second chain is face up.the first chain is -45 inches above the wheel.the second chain is -15 inches above the wheel.a large baby pink hand is -5 inches above the second chain.a part is 1 inches right of the wheel.a 2 feet tall magnet is 20 inches behind the bath.the magnet is facing left.a head is -10 inches in front of the bath.the head is 1.5 feet above the ground.the ground is shiny tile.a mirror is 3 feet left of the bath.the mirror is facing the bath.the mirror is 12 feet wide.

nheiges 1/17/2017
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Wake-Up Call

a huge balloon is 0 feet above a huge anvil. the anvil is 5 feet above and 1.5 feet to the left of a 2 feet tall tube. the tube is leaning 90 degrees to the back. the tube is on the ground. a 1 inch tall and 3 feet deep and 5 feet wide black cube is -1 inches above the tube. it is leaning 6 degrees to the left. a large cat is -7 inch above and -2 feet to the right of the cube. it is facing right. it is leaning to the back. a 4 feet tall bed is 6 feet to the right of the cube. a big boy is .5 feet in the bed. he is leaning 90 degrees to the back. a 1st 20 feet tall and 20 feet wide white [window] wall is behind the bed. a 2nd 20 feet tall and 50 foot wide gray wall is 0 inches to the left of the 1st wall. a 10 foot deep and 1 inch tall arrow is 3 feet to the left of the balloon. it is facing right. it is 10 feet above the ground. it is leaning 30 degrees to the back. the ground is tile. it is noon. a 10 foot tall man is to the left of the arrow. he is 0 inches above the ground. the ambient light is ink blue. the camera light is orange.

lespaulguy 1/17/2017
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The Alchemist

The "in" is 6 feet above the ground. The large "au" is to the right of the "in". It is 5.4 feet above the ground. The "guration" is to the right of the "au". It is 6 feet above the ground. The man is to the right of the "in". He is on the ground. The ground is gold. The "au" is gold. The large head is in front and -3 feet above the man. The gold White House is 200 feet behind the man.

nheiges 1/20/2017
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Machine Translation from The Urban Dictionary

a 2 foot tall camera is on a lectern. the lectern is on a [metal] floor. a very large metal mouth is -1 inch in front of and -1.3 foot above the camera. a huge metal ear is -1 inches to the left of and -1.2 feet above the camera. a blue wall is -.1 inch behind the floor. a 3 foot wide and .5 foot tall control panel is -.5 foot above the camera. a 1st 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -1 foot to the left of and -1.5 foot above and .1 inch in front of the ear. it is leaning 120 degrees to the left. a 2nd 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -2 inches to the right of and -1.7 foot above the mouth. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A very tiny black "you just got read for filth" is in front of and -3.35 foot above the 1st cone. it is leaning 30 degrees to the left.
A very tiny black "you were harshly criticized" is in front of and -1.6 feet above the 2nd cone.

watcher570 1/18/2017
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The get you to work on time chair !

a 5 feet tall chair.a man is -33 inches above the chair.a first 2.4 feet tall spring is -14 inches right of the man.the first spring is on the ground.the first spring is -14 inches behind the man.a second 2.4 feet tall spring is -14 inches left of the man.the second spring is on the ground.the second spring is -14 inches behind the man.a third 2.4 feet tall spring is -12 inches in front of the man.the third spring is on the ground.the third spring is -46 inches left of the man.a 1.5 feet tall yellow hat is -8 inches above the man.the hat is -43 inches in front of the man.a 2.5 feet tall first wheel is right of the chair.a second 2.5 feet tall wheel is left of the chair.a green truck is 6 feet left of the chair.the ground is shiny road.a first structure is 10 feet left of the truck.the first structure is 1 feet in front of the truck.a second structure is 3 feet behind the first structure.the second structure is facing left.