Newsroom II

the ground is newspaper. ground is 180 feet tall and 400 feet wide.a clear orange folding chair is 90 inch above the ground.ambient light is 80% dim gray.

Where The News Isn't

the ground is 20 feet tall [newspaper]. a 500 feet tall and 30 feet wide flat black lightning bolt is on the ground. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a very enormous black cage is 20 feet right of the lightning bolt. 12 large men are in front of the cage. they face left. 5 large men are -30 feet to the front of the cage. a gold light is 1 feet above the 5 men. a very enormous [war] turkey is 1 feet left of the lightning bolt and 10 feet to the front of the cage. it faces the cage. the ground is 3000 feet wide and 98 feet tall. 8 very large policemen are right of the lightning bolt. they face the cage. a giant telephone pole is 10 feet behind and -25 feet left of the cage. it is -35 feet above the ground. it faces southeast. a enormous metal compound object is 10 feet in front of and left of the 12 men. it faces southwest. a very enormous not sign symbol is 10 feet in front of the compound object. a black large "NEWS" is -0.02 feet above and -0.1 feet to the front of and -20 feet to the right of the compound object. it faces southwest. the screen of the compound object is baby blue. a extremely enormous black scissors is -19 feet above and 6 feet to the front of and -50 feet to the left of the telephone pole. the cutting blade of the scissors is black. it faces back. the sun is old gold. 2 rust lights are 2 feet above the turkey. a powder blue light is 1 feet above the compound object. the camera light is black. 4 purple lights are 1 feet behind the 12 men. 3 red lights are 0.5 feet in front of the not sign symbol

Truth is Stranger than Fiction

the [newspaper] wall is 5 feet wide. the huge gold egg is on the wall. a second huge gold egg is in front of the wall. it is 6 feet above the ground. a third huge gold egg is 11 inches in front of the wall. it is 4 feet above the ground. a fourth huge gold egg is 1.5 feet in front of the wall. It is 1.5 foot above the ground. the fifth very huge gold egg is in front of the wall. the ground is shiny grass. the gold ostrich is behind the wall. it is 9 feet tall. the city is in the background. three very tiny people are to the right of the fifth egg. they are facing left. four very tiny people are in front of the fifth egg. they are facing back. two very tiny people are to the left of the fifth egg. they are facing right.

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A newspaper sheet is leaning 80 degrees to the front. It is 5 feet above the ground. There is a city in the background. A 7 feet wide flat newspaper wall is behind the sheet. It is leaning 20 degrees to the left. A 6 feet wide flat newspaper wall is behind the wall. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. A 5 feet wide flat newspaper wall is behind the wall. It is leaning 60 degrees to the left. The ground is 10 feet wide [water]. An enormous clear green scales is left of the sheet and -1 feet above the ground. A large head is -1.5 feet above and -3 feet left of the scales. A large head is -1.5 feet above and -6 feet left of the scales. It is facing north. An enormous cream egg is -1.5 feet above and -4 feet right of the scales. A 3 feet high khaki symbol is 6 inches above the egg. A 1.5 feet high khaki symbol is left of and 4 inches in front of the symbol. A 2 feet high khaki symbol is 2.7 feet right of and 2 feet in front of the symbol. It is facing north. It is upside down. A green light is on the egg. A green light is 2 feet above the light. The sun is grey. Camera light is cream.

Man Bites Dog

a large man is facing front. he is leaning 80 degrees to the right. he is -1 inch above the ground. a very large dog is -3 foot in front of the man. the dog is -3.5 feet to the left of the man. the dog is facing southwest.
the ground is grass.
a 1st big [Surrounding Wall] house is 30 feet behind the man.
a 8 foot wide path is in front of the house. it is -14 feet to the right of the house. the path is 80 feet long.
a 2nd big house is 5 feet to the right of the 1st house.
a 1st tree is -8 feet to the right of the path.
a 2nd tree is behind the 1st house. it is 5 feet to the right of the 1st house.
a 3rd tree is -1 foot to the left of the first house. it is 1 foot in front of the first house. the 3rd tree is facing the back.
a 4th tree is 3 feet behind the 3rd tree.
2 copper lights are -2 feet in front of the house. the light is -5 feet to the left of the house.
a 2nd large man is 8 feet in front of the house. he is 1 foot to the right of the path. he is facing southwest. a dim forget me not blue light is over the 2nd man. a dim copper light is to the left of the dog. the light is 6 feet over the ground.
the sun is gold. the camera light is gold. the ambient light is dim cream.

It's E-MALE, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

the white "E" is -2 feet above the man. it is in front of the man. the tall ground. the [newspaper] texture is on the ground. the texture is 80 feet tall. it is dusk. the sun is red. the yellow light is 4 feet in front of the man. the blue light is 2 feet to the left of the yellow light. the green light is 2 feet to the right of the yellow light. the camera light is black.
the tiny man is two feet in front of the man. he is leaning back. he is 3 inches above the ground.

watcher570 11/1/2016
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a table.a man is in front of the table.the man is facing the table.a first computer is on the table.a second computer is right of the first computer.a woman is left of the man.the woman is facing the table.a third computer is left of the first computer.a wall is 2 feet in front of the man.the wall is paper.the woman's hair is yellow.the man's hair is red.it is night.a blue light is in front of the first computer.the ground is wood.

Breaking News

the [newspaper] building is on a [newspaper] floor. the floor is 50 feet wide and 50 feet deep. a 50 foot wide and 50 feet high [newspaper] wall is -1 inch behind the floor. a second 50 foot wide and 50 feet high [newspaper] wall is -1 inch to the left of the floor. the second wall is facing right. a dim light is 1 foot to the left of the building. the light is 10 feet over the floor. a second dim light is 1 foot to the right of the building. it is 10 feet over the ground. a 20 foot high [newspaper] elephant is -20 feet in front of the building. the elephant is facing southeast. the elephant is -20 feet to the right of the building. the elephant is leaning 20 degrees to the back.
2 dim cream lights are over the building.

Slow news day

Three cameras are behind the snail. They are facing the snail. Three black cameras are in front of the snail. They are facing the snail. The ground is shiny grass.