Fotheringay - Lament for the White Queen

A castle is 2 feet wide [stone]. A gold woman is -23.2 feet above and -60 feet left of and -14 feet in front of the castle. Camera light is black. A lemon light is in front of and 1 foot above the woman. A navy light is -6 inches in front of and 1 foot above the woman. The sun is mauve. A pale blue butterfly is 4.6 feet in front of and -3.1 feet above the woman. 2 blue lights are 15 feet behind and 10 feet above the castle. A blue light is above and left of and 10 feet behind the castle.

Start Walking

a [metal] plane. it is leaning 34 degrees to the southeast. it is 7.2 feet in the ground. a man is next to the plane. the man is on the ground. he is 4 feet tall. he is facing east. his shirt is dark green. gray metal is 5 feet northeast of the man. it is leaning 90 degrees to the south. a large metal is 8 feet northeast of the man. it is leaning 90 degrees to the south. it is gray. a small [metal] rock is 2 feet southeast of the metal. it is 5 inches in the ground. another small [metal] rock is 2 feet northwest of the metal. it is 1.5 foot in the ground. the ambient light is orange. the sun is yellow.

Well It Sounded Like A Good Idea

1st turtle is upside down. it is 6 inches above the ground. a large slide is behind the turtle and on the ground. the photographic slide is [silver]. 2nd turtle is 2.5 feet in front of and 2 feet left of the slide. it is upside down. it faces left. it leans 17 degrees to the back. it is -0.8 feet above the ground. the ground is [beach]. 3rd turtle is 1 feet in front of the 2nd turtle. it faces northeast. it is upside down. it is -0.5 feet above the ground. the sun is 20% sage green. the camera light is 30% orange. a giant [solar] umbrella is 3 feet northwest of the 2nd turtle. it leans 30 degrees to the back. it is -3.5 feet above the ground. a [beach] lounge chair is -4 feet in front of the umbrella. it is on the ground. it faces right. a beach ball is right of and 0.5 feet behind the lounge chair.

Parkour

the tall ground is 88 feet wide. the ball is on the ground. the man is 90 feet above and 16 feet to the right of the ball. he is 80 feet behind the ball.

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Help!

a 150 foot deep river. a 2 foot wide and 2 foot deep and 50 foot tall tree is 3 feet above the river. it is leaning 80 degrees to the back. a 6 foot tall man is -11.5 feet above the tree. he is facing right. he is leaning 10 degrees to the right. the man's shirt is blue.
a 1st large alligator is 9 foot in the river. it is facing left. it is 1 feet to the right of the man. it is leaning back.
a 2nd large alligator is 9 foot in the river. it is in front of and to the left of the man. it is facing the man. it is leaning back.
the camera light is linen. the ambient light is dim gold. a green light is above the 1st alligator.
3 date palms are to the left of the tree. 6 very dim forest green lights are to the right of the date palms. it is night.

painting one's self into a corner

a first man.a first wall is 6 inches behind the first man.a second wall is left of the first wall.the second wall is facing right.the second wall is -9 inches in front of the first wall.the first man is 2 inches right of the second wall.the first man is facing southeast.a second man is 2 inches in front of the first man.the second man is 5 inches right of the first man.the second man is facing northeast.a 3 inches tall brush is -20 inches behind the second man.the brush is facing southwest.the brush is -28 inches above the second man.the brush is -17 inches left of the second man.shiny ground.the first wall is picture.the second wall is picture.the ground is wood.

Chicken Little

the bird is 2 feet above the ground. the earth is on the bird. The very huge chicken is -1 foot in front of the bird. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is 8 feet in the ground. It is facing back. the sun is mauve. it is dusk. a blue light is 2 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the chicken. a tan light is 2 feet below the bird. the first small white rope is -2 feet above the chicken. it is -6 foot behind the chicken. it is leaning 40 degrees to the left. another small white rope is to the right of the first rope. it is leaning 40 degrees to the right.

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Uh-oh

the ground is water. a 5 foot wide and 10 foot deep wood floor is 3 feet above the ground. a 3 foot tall and 1 foot wide and 1 foot deep wood stick is -1 foot behind and -1 foot to the right of and -3 feet above the floor. a 3.4 foot tall boat is 1.5 feet to the right of the stick. it is facing northeast. a 10 foot tall person is -.5 feet above and -2.95 foot to the left of the boat. the sun's altitude is -10 degrees. the camera light is cream. 2 yellow lights are 10 feet in front of the person.

waiting for my dental appoitment

a ball and chain.a man is -8 inches left of the ball and chain.the man is -18 inches behind the ball and chain.a 3 feet tall hourglass is left of the man.a 8 feet tall clock is 6 inches behind the man.a 60 feet tall wall is behind the clock.it is night.the wall is rock.the ground is sand.a first 70% yellow light is 5 feet in front of the man.the man is khaki.a second 70% yellow light is 5 feet above the man.the ground is shiny.the wall is shiny.a 1 feet tall mouse is 2 feet in front of the man.the mouse is facing the man.the mouse is fur.the wall is 100 feet long.a 30 feet tall silver sphere is 1 feet left of the mouse.a 2 feet tall gold tooth is 1 feet right of the ball and chain.

The cat is guarding the ball

a matisse rug is in the center of a 30 foot wide wood floor. a 30 foot wide [wall] wall is -1 inch behind the floor. a large [brick] fireplace is in front of the wall. the sun's altitude is -1 degrees. a orange cat is in the center of the rug. it is facing southwest. a large tennis ball is -6 inch in front of and -6 inch to the left of the cat. a maroon sofa is to the left of and -4 feet in front of the rug. it is facing right. a border collie is behind and -2 feet to the left of the sofa. it is facing the cat. the rug's outside is orange. the camera light is dim beige. an orange light is 10 feet in front of the cat. a cream light is 10 feet above the cat. a matisse painting is above the fireplace. an indigo light is 1 inch to the right of and above the border collie.

the flying eye trap !

a rainbow web.a eye is -4.5 inches above the web.the eye is -7 inches right of the web.a fly is 5 inches in front of the eye.the fly is facing northwest.a yellow light is 1 feet in front of the eye.a red light is 1 feet above the eye.a green light is 2 inches above the fly.the ground is 75 feet tall.a rust light is left of the fly.the fly is leaning 45 degrees to the west.a blue light is behind the fly.a lemon light is beneath the eye.the ground is 150 feet wide.the ground is rock.the sun is pink.

Normalizing the Monster

the first very huge clear cube is -6 feet in front and -7 feet above the dinosaur. the second enormous clear cube is 12 feet in the dinosaur. it is -20 feet in front of the dinosaur. the third very large clear cube is -10 feet behind the dinosaur. it is 9 feet above the ground. a fourth large clear cube is 4 foot behind the third cube. it is -2 feet above the third cube. the huge red necktie is 2.4 foot in front of the second cube.

I'm not wearing these; I have fallen arches!

a woman is -2 inches above the ground. she is leaning 5 degrees to the back. a 1st pump shoe is in front of the woman. it is facing southwest. it is leaning 5 degrees to the front. a 2nd pump shoe is to the right of the 1st pump shoe. a 3 foot tall man is 1 foot in front of and 1 foot to the left of the 1st shoe. he is facing southeast. a [business] wall is behind the woman. it is noon. the ground is carpet.

Agent Hanahan

The humongous Jack in the box is -13 feet above and -7 feet in front of the tiny White House. The huge head is -9 feet above and in front of the jack in the box. It is -6 feet to the left of the jack in the box. a 1.8 feet tall and 0.5 feet wide and 12 feet deep orange nose is -4 feet above and -4.7 feet to the left of and -0.1 feet to the front of the head. it leans left. The [flag] texture is on the ground. The texture is 5 feet tall. a rust light is 3 inches above the nose.
12 women are 15 feet in front of the White House. They are facing the White House. 10 people are behind the women. They are facing back. the very tiny man is -13 inches above and -6 inches in front of the nose.

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The squirrel finds herself in a predicament.

a 5 foot tall squirrel. a 1st 3 foot tall armadillo is 1 foot in front of and 1 foot to the right of the squirrel. it is facing the squirrel. a 2nd 3 foot tall armadillo is 1 foot in front of and 1 foot to the left of the squirrel. it is facing the squirrel.
a 1st 1 foot tall and 2 foot wide present is .5 foot in front of and 1 foot to the right of the squirrel.
a 2nd 1 foot tall present is .5 foot in front of and 1 foot to the left of the squirrel.
a 1st clear red heart is above and -.2 foot behind the 1st armadillo. a 2nd clear red heart is above and -.2 foot behind the 2nd armadillo.
it is night. the ground is pale orange. the camera light is orange. 3 peach lights are 3 feet above the squirrel. a gold light is 1 foot above the squirrel.

do not step out of line sir !

a man.the ground is 50 feet wide.a first woman is 10 feet behind the man.the man is white.[abstract]ground.a red light is 2 feet in front of the man.a second woman is 6 feet in front of the man.the second woman is 3 inches right of the man.the first woman is 2 inches left of the man.the ground is shiny.the first woman is black.the second woman is black.a yellow light is 2 feet behind the first woman.the sun is old gold.a green light is 10 feet behind the yellow light.a cyan light is 30 feet behind the green light.the cyan light is 15 feet above the ground.

Where should I go?

the tan [rock] ground is 200 feet tall and 800 feet wide and 800 feet deep.a 580 inch tall black compass is on the ground.the compass leans 90 degrees to north.a 500 inch tall man is 150 inch above the compass.the man is 200 inch right of the compass.the man is facing the compass.

An American dilemma

a 230 inch tall [rust] car.ambient light is old gold.a 200 inch tall [rust] bicycle is -20 inch in front of the car.the bicycle is facing west.the bicycle leans 20 degrees to east.sun is orange.ground is [rust].

Better Call Wall

The small head is 2 feet in the enormous clamp. The body is 2 feet to the left of the clamp. It is facing right. the screw of the clamp is red. the huge [walter] wall is 30 feet behind the clamp.

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And now?

the forget me not blue [rock] ground is 200 feet tall and 800 feet wide and 800 feet deep.a 880 inch tall black compass is on the ground.the compass leans 90 degrees to north.a 900 inch tall man is 200 inch above the compass.the man is 200 inch right of the compass.the man is facing the compass.camera light is 70% dim forget me not blue.the azimuth of the sun is -40 degrees.