Measuring sticks

the hamburger is on the baguette.
the small invisible waffle is next to the baguette.
the donut is on the burger.
the ground is 100 feet wide and 10 feet tall. it is 1000 feet deep.
the hand is 2 inches above the waffle. it is left of the waffle.
the klee sky. the ground is shiny. A purple shiny slab is 3 inches above the donut.
it is 2 inches deep and 2 inches tall.
a purple cylinder is right of the baguette. it is 2 inches wide and 2 feet tall.

Opening Night

the large cellphone is black. the display screen of the phone has a matisse texture.
the ground is shiny.
the ground is 490 feet tall.
the tiny man is next to the phone.
the pink light is above the man.
the blue light is in front of the phone.
the yellow light is in front of the man.
the sun is coral.

Taste of things to come....

the large tongue is in front of the large pretzel.
it is 1 inches above the ground.
the large eyeball is two inches above the tongue. it is behind the tongue. it is -1.3 inches left of the tongue.
the second large eyeball is two inches above the tongue. it is behind the tongue. It is -.5 inches right of the tongue.
the ground is shiny.
the large hamburger is 3 inches right of the pretzel.

coyne 2/20/2017
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Danger!!

there is a enormous dog 3 feet to the left of the house.
the large red "beware of dog" is above the house.
the ground is shiny.

Schumann's Piano

the very large shoe is 18 inches in the man. it is leaning forward. it is facing left.
the piano is a foot behind the man. the man is facing left.
the ground is shiny. the red light and cyan light are 3 feet above the shoe.

Formerly of Glass Houses

The large tiger is on the shiny malevich mat. the tiger is facing southeast.
a cyan light is a foot above the tiger.
it is left of the tiger.
a red light is above the cyan light. a blue light is in front of the tiger.
a yellow glass wall is behind the tiger.
a cyan glass wall is left of the yellow wall.
it is facing right.
a 6 foot tall red glass flamingo is a foot right of the tiger. it is facing west. the ground is shiny. the sky is shiny.
a 20 foot tall blue glass head is 20 feet behind the tiger.
a large glass cube is a foot in the tiger.

coyne 10/23/2016
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The Babe and Jumbo

the celebrity is -1.5 feet left of a 6 foot tall elephant. the celebrity is 3 feet in front of the back of the elephant.

Electric House of the Night

the red dog is in the matisse log cabin. the dog is facing southeast.
a cyan light is above the dog.
a yellow light is in front of the cabin.
A large fern is left of the dog. it is in front of the cabin.
the small zebra is two feet right of the fern. it is facing the dog. it is in front of the fern.
it is night. the ground is shiny.

Nevermore

the huge head is three feet above the very huge silver sphere.
the ground is shiny.
a magenta light is in front of the sphere.
the shiny water tower is 100 feet behind the sphere. it is 40 feet left of the sphere.
the 35 foot tall raven is 30 feet right of the tower. it is facing southwest.

New Discoveries

the large head is 2 inches in the enormous pencil. the pencil is on the huge [number] sphere. the ground is shiny.
the huge magnet is two inches right of the pencil. it is leaning to the left.
a magenta light is in front of the sphere. a cyan light is in front of the magnet.
an enormous shiny purple cone is 3 feet behind and 3 feet right of the pencil.
an 7 foot tall bee is 8 feet left of the cone. it is facing the magnet.
the saturn is a foot above and a foot left of the bee. it is leaning to the left.

Getting out the Vote

bill clinton is next to the actor.
the ground is sand.
a [beach] wall is 3 feet behind the actor.
the 2 foot tall hillary is right of the actor. she is 5 feet above the ground.

The Three Wise Men?

john travolta is next to jon stewart.
the camel is 10 feet behind jon. the cactus is 3 feet left of the camel. the camel is facing southwest.
a yellow light is above the cactus. a cyan light is above jon.
michael jackson is in the camel.

Media Giants

zuckerberg is next to murdoch in the desert.
a [flower] wall is 3 feet behind murdoch.
a large cartoon is right of murdoch. it is facing southwest.

Braniac Playtime

bill gates is next to leonard nimoy in the desert.
a [flower] wall is 3 feet behind nimoy.

Modern Times

charlie chaplin is next to the large dodo. the moonscape.
The large mirror is 3 feet behind the dodo.

coyne 9/1/2016
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Just messing with lights

the humongous mouse is next to the zebra.
the magenta light and the cyan light are in front of the animals.
the ground is shiny. the camera light is black. the yellow light is above the zebra.

Stop the Car!

the [ape] cube is 2.5 feet in the very large maroon glass sphere.the ground has a vermeer texture. the texture is 10 feet wide. a yellow light is in front of the cube.
the ape is next to the sphere. a cyan light is in front of the ape.
the ground is 30 feet tall. it is 100 feet wide. it is shiny.
An 4 foot tall tan skeleton is on the cube. a red light is three feet in front of the skeleton.
the small glass saturn is 20 feet behind and 2 feet above the skeleton. it is leaning left.

Knick-knack Summer

the flat maroon athlete is two feet left of a 6 foot tall elephant. a yellow light is 2 feet in front of the elephant. a cyan light is above the yellow light. the athlete is facing southeast.
a 7 foot tall flat camel is a foot right of the elephant.
a large flat beach ball is 20 feet behind the camel. it is 6 feet above the ground.
the camera light is black. the ground is solid white. the elephant is solid purple. the sun is coral. the elephant is 2 inches wide and 6 feet deep..

Love at first sight

a pair.a 3 feet tall sphere is -2 inches above the pair.the sphere is -30 inches in front of the pair.a 1 feet tall eye is -2 inches in front of the sphere.the eye is -25 inches above the sphere.the sun's altitude is 90 degrees.a first red light is above the sphere.it is night.a yellow light is in front of the pair.a first blue light is right of the pair.the pair is gold.a second red light is in front of the sphere.a second blue light is right of the sphere.
the cartoon is two feet in front of the sphere. it is on the ground. it is facing east.

Festival of Lights

the elephant is in the middle of the matisse field.
the yellow light and the green light and the blue light are in front of the elephant.
the five lights are above the elephant.
the five yellow lights are above the booth.
the field is shiny. the booth is three feet left of the elephant. the clown fits inside the booth.
the very enormous magenta glass cylinder is 4 feet behind the booth.
the sun is coral.

Space Pet Tourism

the green dog is on the dining room table.
the table is on the beach. the ground is water.
the eight foot tall umbrella is next to the table.
the orange light is above the dog.
the cyan light is 2 feet in front of the dog.
the 12 inch tall red martini glass is 3 inches in front of the dog.
the enormous saturn is 80 feet behind the dog. it is 22 feet left of the dog and 20 feet above the ground. it is leaning forward. the camera light is black.

TechDay encounters

alien is on the moonscape. a cow is a foot to the left of the alien.
the spaceship is 10 feet behind the cow.
it is night. the magenta light is above the alien.
a cyan light is above the cow.
the spaceship is 4 feet above the ground.
a orange light is a foot under the spaceship

coyne 4/21/2016
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Simplicity

a cat is in front of the sofa.
the sofa is in the desert.
the large cactus is a foot to the left of the cat.
an orange light is above the cat.

Designer Dog

the large dog is 12 inches in the snow. a blue light is 3 feet above it. a black circle is 5 inches left of the dog. it is on the ground. a small red circle is in front of the dog. it is on the ground. a .1 inch wide purple cat is two inches in front of the red circle. it is 14 inches tall. it is leaning 90 degrees to the left.

Judgment Day

the castle hippo.
the clear purple sphere is -28 inches above the hippo. it is 3 inches tall.
the shiny knife is in the sphere.
the knife is 6 inches wide.
the knife is facing northwest.

Bird has a trip to sell

the tall grass mountain is 100 feet behind the ostrich.
the ostrich is in the very tall shiny desert.
a blue light is above the ostrich.
the large potted plant is in front of the ostrich.

coyne 4/8/2016
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Gallery of Tall Objects

the elephant is 12 feet left of the 20 foot tall succulent. the 8 foot tall flower plant is 2 feet in the elephant.
the cyan light is ten feet in front of the plant. it is 20 feet right of the plant.
the magenta light is left of the elephant. it is above the elephant.
The humongous transparent cube is 2 feet above the succulent.
the ground is tall.

Do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-ti-do bird

the desert.
the hummingbird is above the flower. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
an huge ear is 5 inches left of the flower. it is facing right. it is 4 inches above the ground.
a yellow light is left of the bird.

Mutually Assured Destruction

the large dog is on the very tall desert. the renoir texture is on the desert. it is 30 feet wide.
the first enormous firecracker is 2 inches in the dog.
the large tiger is one foot in front of the dog. it is facing the dog. the second enormous firecracker is 2 inches in the tiger.
the red light is above the first firecracker. the cyan light is above the second firecracker.
the huge clear crate is three feet left of the dog. it is in front of the dog. the sun is coral

coyne 3/31/2016
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Police Lineup

the first emoticon is a foot left of the second emoticon. the second emoticon is a foot left of the third emoticon. the emoticons are in front of the 30 foot wide brick wall. they are 2 feet above the ground. the small policeman is 8 feet in front of the second emoticon. he is on the ground. he is facing the first emoticon.
the emoticons are 3 feet wide.

Pour him another!!

the emoji is on the chair.
the very huge wine glass is a foot left of the chair.
the second emoji is 18 inches in the glass.
a red light is in front of it.
a blue light is a foot above the chair.
the very large wine bottle is 6 inches above the glass. it is leaning 120 degrees to the left. it is -12 inches left of the glass.
the chair is facing the glass.
a 20 inch tall clear cylinder is -5 inches right of the bottle. it is 2 inches wide. it is -6 inches below the bottle.

Aperture

the large shiny purple lake is on the shiny very tall klee ground.
the huge rhino is on the lake.
the shiny purple submarine is 14 feet above the rhino.
it is facing southeast.
the enormous potted plant is 3 feet left of the rhino.
a cyan light is a foot above the rhino. it is left of the rhino. a yellow light is in front of the rhino. the sun is coral.

Uh oh!

the large emoji is next to the cartoon.
the python is four feet in front of the emoji.
the ground is silver.

Partners in Crime

the skull is facing the gingerbread man. the gingerbread man is facing southwest.
The large black spider web is behind the gingerbread man. a large purple spider web is -9 inches right of the black spider web.
the polka dot spider is in the skull.

What happened at midnight

the rose is 5 feet in front of the cactus. the ground is tall and shiny.
the oscar is next to the rose.
it is midnight.
a blue light is above the cactus.
an orange light is above the oscar. the sky is coral.
a yellow light is right of the rose.
the camera light is black.
a red light is southwest from the oscar. a cyan light is southeast from the oscar.

Within You Without You

the 4 foot tall woman is -6 feet left of the cherry tree.
the very huge shiny purple sphere is 55 feet behind the tree. the large cardinal is to the right of the woman. it is 3 feet above the ground. it is facing southwest. it is a foot in front of the woman. the sphere is left of the woman. the 12 foot tall giraffe is right of the sphere. it is facing southwest.
the ground is very tall.

coyne 3/3/2016
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the green dog is on the dining room table. it is 12 inches tall. it is facing right.
the table is in the desert.
the ball is right of the dog.
the small red "Play ball!" is above the dog.

coyne 3/3/2016
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The world as i see it!

the transparent blue unicorn is on the lawn.
a 20 foot tall rainbow is 10 feet behind it.
the small red "Fantasy!" is above the unicorn.