hedgehog1... 8 hours ago
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A Successful Meal

image-14594 backdrop. A fortune cookie. A pattern bowl is 3 inch behind the cookie. Camera light is brown. Shadow plane. A glass is -1 inch left of and 1 inch behind the cookie.

hedgehog1... 8 hours ago
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I Can Catch You, You're the Gingerbread Man

A man is -2 feet above and -2.5 feet in front of a silver box. A small 50% dark woman is left of the man. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 6 inch above the man. A red light is in front of the man. 3 dim lights are above and in front of and left of the man. An orange light is -6 inch in front of the man. A 5 inch high clear flat wall is in front of the man. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back.

hedgehog1... 8 hours ago
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The Lonesome Railwayman

A 70% dark shiny water barrel is 6 inch left of and behind a large shiny lantern. The sun is maroon. Camera light is black. A shiny railroad track is -10 inch right of and in front of the lantern. A shiny railroad track is behind the railroad track. A shiny railroad track is behind the railroad track. A shiny railroad track is behind the railroad track. A shiny railroad track is behind the railroad track. An 8 feet high 40% shiny train is -7 inch above the track. The azimuth of the sun is 330 degrees. A small dark figure is 20 feet behind and left of the barrel. 5 orange lights are in front of the train. A 50% shiny bird is -4 inch above the lantern. It is leaning 15 degrees to the front. Ambient light is grey.

Island of Shifting Doors

A cream bar is on a cliff. It is upside down. It is facing southeast. A 5 inch high silver door is above the bar. It is facing east. A small dark gold eagle is 1 inch above and -6 inch right of the door. It is facing east. A cream bar is 8 inch right of the bar. It is upside down. A 5 inch high shiny door is above the bar. It is leaning 35 degrees to the back. A 4 inch high 50% dark purple woman is in front of the door. She is facing west. A cream bar is 6 inch behind and 4 inch left of the bar. It is upside down. A 5 inch high shiny door is above the bar. Camera light is brown. 4 dim khaki lights are 4 feet right of the door. A khaki light is behind and 3 feet above the bar

From the Depths of the Earth

A silver house is -2 foot above the ground. People sky. 5 feet wide [tile] ground. A 50 feet high and 550 feet wide [heaven] wall is behind the house. Camera light is khaki. The sun is baby blue. The azimuth of the sun is 70 degrees. Ambient light is black. A blue light is right of and in front of and above the house. A man is 6 feet in front of the house. He is on the ground. A 60% dark tree is -40 feet above and -31 feet right of the house. It is leaning left. A 50 feet high 80% dark snake is 2 feet left of and -37 feet above the man. It is facing the man. A dim red light is in front of the snake. An emerald green light is left of and in front of the snake. The sky is 90% dark.

hedgehog1... 5 days ago
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Which spiky plant is the national emblem of Scotland?

A cactus is left of ivy. image-14585 backdrop.

One Hump or Two?

A [tea] spoon. [Tea] backdrop. A 0.8 inch high [sugar] cube is -0.5 inch above and -1.5 inch behind the spoon. Camera light is brown. A 6 inch high camel is -1 inch right of and -5.05 inch above the spoon. It is facing west.

70s High Life

Shiny 50% dark wallpaper backdrop. A 30% shiny duck is -1 foot above and -1 inch left of a 30% shiny duck. A 30% shiny duck is -1 foot above and left of the duck. A large 50% dark and 20% shiny television is -5.5 feet above the duck. It is facing southeast. It is on a very large 40% dark [mahogany] table. The table is facing southeast. It is -5 feet left of the duck. A large clear bowl is -4 inch right of and -2 feet behind the television. A large 75% dark pineapple is in the bowl. It is leaning 20 degrees to the left. The sun is grey. A cream light is above the duck. A [room] wall is 5 feet right of the table. It is facing east. A large glass is left of the bowl.

Cryptic Scripture

A shiny scroll. [Steel] backdrop. [Writing] sky. Sky is 30% dark. Camera light is black. The sun is 70% violet. A large inkwell is right of the scroll. A bookcase is 2 feet left of and 2.5 feet behind the scroll. It is facing southeast. A [leather] book is 4 inch left of and -1 foot in front of the scroll. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small hand is 2 inch right of and 3 inch above the book. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A dim red light is -1 inch above the inkwell.

hedgehog1... 6 days ago
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Mixed Emotions

Joy backdrop. A 70% dark Anger cube is left of a [Fear] sphere. The sun is pink. A shiny heart is -1.5 foot above and 4 feet behind and 2 feet left of the cube. It is facing southeast.

The Man Who Could Move Mountains

A silver spoke is on a mountain. A man is on the mountain. A dark shiny bird is left of and -8 inch above the man. A 1.5 feet high mountain sphere is -2.5 inch in front of and -1.5 foot above the man.

hedgehog1... 7 days ago
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Pardonnez-moi, monsieur. Je ne l’ai pas fait exprès.

A guillotine is in Paris. Camera light is black. A woman is 10 feet behind and -2 feet left of and -10 feet above the guillotine. A man is behind and -1 foot left of the woman. It is dawn. A dim orange light is right of and above the woman. A dim maroon light is in front of and right of the guillotine

hedgehog1... 8 days ago
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One Night in Arles

An orange chair is in a room. An ear is on the chair. Invisible shadow plane. A 2.5 feet high pale shiny orange table is 3 feet right of and -6 inch behind the chair. It is facing southwest. A 3.5 feet high 50% dark orange chair is 3 feet right of and -4 feet above the table. A small shiny blue jug is on the table. A dark shiny window is behind and -6 inch above and 3.3 feet right of the jug. It is facing southwest. A 40% dark painting is -3.2 feet above and 6 feet right of the window. It is facing southwest. The sun is navy. Camera light is navy. A lemon light is 2 feet above and in front of the table. A palette is 3 feet in front of and 2 feet left of the table. A glass is right of and behind the palette.

hedgehog1... 10 days ago
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It's the End of the World As We Know It

A shiny black star is on a silver rock. It is leaning forward. A flat silver wall is behind and -4 feet above the star. It is leaning back. It is leaning left. Sky is night. A small silver sphere is 5.5 inch in front of and -2.6 feet above the star. A small clear sphere is behind the sphere. Camera light is black. The sun is cream.

hedgehog1... 10 days ago
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The Great Stare-Off

A wasp is -1.1 foot above and -1 inch in front of a blue bear. It is facing the bear. Camera light is black. A light is above and left of and in front of the bear. 2 green lights as in front of and right of the bear.

hedgehog1... 9/7/2019
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Misfits

A pink lemon is in a marmalade orange. Azimuth of the sun is 90 degrees. Camera light is 50% brown. A racket is right of and -1.5 foot behind the orange. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A large 75% dark orange basketball is 1 foot behind and left of the orange. It is facing east. A 50% lime orange is left of and behind the orange. A peach lemon is in the orange.

hedgehog1... 9/7/2019
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"Gentlemen of the jury, how doth thee findeth the defendant?"

[Rembrandt] backdrop. A broom is -6 inch left of and -5.5 feet above a witch. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A black shiny cauldron is in front of the witch. A black cat is left of the cauldron. It is facing the witch. Camera light is brown.

The Techno-Pulpit, beaming sermons to a galaxy near you!

A silver wheel is in and -8 inch in front of a 20% dark chrome cube. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. The cube is on a [modern] mat. Ground is tile. Ground is 40% dark. Sky is ceiling. Camera light is black. 2 lemon lights are behind the wheel. A large shiny black plunger is 1 foot behind the wheel. It is leaning right. A large shiny black plunger is 8 inch behind the wheel. It is leaning left. Sun is cream. A humongous clear window is 30 feet behind the plunger. It is leaning back. A 5 inch high van is right of and behind the cube. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. A 5 inch high black shiny van is 6 inch right of the cube. It is facing the wheel. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. A lemon light is right of the cube. A 3 feet high black shiny plant is 4 feet behind the cube. A 3 feet high black shiny plant is -9 inch left of and in front of the plant. A 1 inch wide and 1 inch deep and 3 feet long shiny yellow cylinder is -4 inch in front of and -10 inch above the wheel. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A lemon light is 4 inch in front of and -1.5 foot above the wheel. A 2 inch wide and 2 inch deep and 3 feet long clear yellow cylinder is -4 inch in front of and -10.8 inch above the wheel. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. Ambient light is purple. A 4 inch high man is right of the cube.

Captain Pugwash and the Stowaway Sheep

A 9 feet high man is -9 feet behind and in a 50% dark [wood] galleon. Island backdrop. Camera light is black. A light is above and in front of the man. The jersey of the man is cyan. A 2.5 feet high head is -2.4 feet above the man. The sun is pink. A 1.5 foot high hat is -1.8 foot above the head. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 35 degrees to the left. A large sword is -2 feet left of and -4 feet above and -9 inch in front of the man. It is upside down. A large black head of hair is -3 feet in front of and -1.5 foot above the man. A small black "v" is -1.6 foot in front of and -2 feet above the man. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A small black "~" is 1.8 inch above and -1 inch in front of the "v". A large sheep is -1.8 feet in front of and -10 feet above and -3 feet left of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning back. An eye is -1.6 foot in front of and -10 inch above and -3.11 feet right of the man . An eye is 4.5 inch left of the eye. The mast of the ship is 5% shiny and brown.

The Mising Link

The water in a pool is [water]. A humongous whale is -60 feet behind and -60 feet above the water. It is leaning 35 degrees to the front. An extremely humongous fish is behind and -210 feet above and 120 feet left of the whale. It is facing east. It is leaning 15 degrees to the front. Camera light is baby blue. The sun is silver. A dim light is above the whale. A 50 feet high fish is -150 feet above and left of the whale. It is facing southeast. It is leaning forward.

The Everyday Heroes of Smalltown

Grey trolley backdrop. Grey man is -1 inch above the ground. Grey woman is left of the grey man. She is -1 inch above the ground. Azimuth of the sun is 0 degrees. A small 30% shiny 30% dark [grey] train is 20 feet in front of the woman. It is facing the woman. It is -3 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. 3 lights are left of and 5 feet above and behind the woman. Altitude of the sun is 25 degrees. Sky is 1000 feet high grey city.

Interstellar Cattle Wagon

A silver gazebo is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A man is -12 feet above the gazebo. A woman is in front of the man. A woman is behind the man. A man is behind the woman. A woman is behind the man. Smoke sky. Brown backdrop. Black camera light. 2 red lights are left of the man. An orange light is 4 feet right of and 4 feet above the man. A clear building is right of the gazebo. 8 navy lights are above and left of the gazebo. 6 cyan lights are above and left of the lights.

The Nuts and Bolts of Society

A 30% shiny nut and bolt is in front of and -3.5 inch above a huge glass. The glass is upside down. A lemon light is left of and above the nut and bolt. Camera light is black. A glass is -4 inch left of and -1 foot above the nut and bolt. A tiny faucet is -3 inch left of and -0.25 inch in front of and -3.5 inch above the nut and bolt. A 5 inch high and 0.2 inch wide and 0.2 inch deep clear cylinder is -6 inch above and -0.5 inch in front of and -0.4 inch right of the faucet. A large bottle is 10 inches left of and -10 inches above the glass. The label of the bottle is [drink].

hedgehog1... 9/3/2019
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Disquiet In the House of Cards

image-14554 backdrop. A nine of hearts is leaning forward. An ace of diamonds is -0.2 inch in front of and -6.1 inch above the nine of hearts. It is leaning backwards. The sun is grey. A king of spades is right of the ace of diamonds. It is leaning forwards. A 3 of clubs is -0.1 inch in front of the King of spades. It is leaning backwards. An eight of diamonds is 2 inch in front of the King of spades. It is leaning forward. A queen of hearts is -0.1 inch in front of the eight of diamonds. It is leaning backwards. A four of spades is on the eight of diamonds. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A jack of clubs is above the eight of diamonds. It is leaning forwards. A seven of spades is -0.8 inch in front of the Jack of clubs. It is leaning backwards. A woman is -4.7 feet above and -2 feet in front of the Queen of hearts. She is leaning 55 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A light is right of and above the queen of hearts. A 40% shiny baby blue butterfly is -1.51 feet behind and -4 inch above and -8 inch left of the woman. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. A man is -4 feet in front of and -6.5 feet above the woman. He is facing the woman.

Still Life, But Not As We Know It

A paper comb is leaning left. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A brush is right of the comb. It is facing southwest. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. The handle of the brush is shiny black. A small shiny black sink is -1 inch right of the brush. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. The sky is starry. An extremely tiny 80% dark painting is 6.5 inch left of and -2 inch above the brush. A small lizard is -2 inch left of and -2 inch in front of the comb. It is facing southeast. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. Ambient light is brown. The sun is silver. A clear curtain is above the comb. It is leaning right. A 2.5 inch high [dark] "Life" is 2.5 inch behind and -9.8 inch right of the sink. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. It is -0.5 inch above the ground.

hedgehog1... 9/1/2019
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One Mammoth Steppe for Mankind

Snow backdrop. A mammoth is right of a [Russia] flag. The flag is leaning right. A test tube is 8 feet right of and 10 feet in front of and -2 feet above the mammoth. It leans left. A hand is -2 inch above and -4.7 inch right of the test tube. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A 1 inch high mammoth is -6.8 inch above and -3.2 inch right of the test tube. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left. Camera light is black. A light is right of the mammoth. The sun is grey. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees.

The Thing From the Dustbin

A 2.7 inch high 15% shiny trashcan is -0.1 inch right of and -4 inch in front of a plaster cube. Camera light is black. A navy light is right of the trashcan. A dim blue light is behind the light. The ground is white. A 5 inch high man is behind the trashcan. 2 dim green lights are right of the man. A 7 inch high monster is -1.4 inch in front of and -2 inch right of the cube. A dim red light is left of and in front of the cube. A 7 inch high shiny monster is -1.42 inch in front of and -2 inch right of the cube.

hedgehog1... 8/31/2019
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Make Yourself at Home

A shiny chair. The ground is white and shiny. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 25 degrees. A shiny black table is 2 feet right of and behind the chair. An angel is 14 feet right of and 4 feet behind the table. She is facing the table. A 1 foot high silver vase is on the table. A 7 inch high white vase is left of the 1 foot high silver vase. A 7 inch high white vase is right of the 1 foot high silver vase. A white cat is right of and -1.3 foot in front of the chair. Camera light is black. A cream light is left of and in front of the cat. A light is left of the table.

hedgehog1... 8/30/2019
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Well, This Is Awkward...

A man is -7 feet in front of and -22 feet above a 20% shiny house. He is facing east. He is leaning 30 degrees to the front. Camera light is black. A light is above and -2 feet left of the man. 2 dim lights are behind and -1 foot above the man. A pigeon is -4.5 inch above and -1.3 foot left of the man. It is facing northeast. It is leaning forward. A ladder is -20 feet above and 2 feet left of the man.

"Gatekeeper, let me in!”

A nose is 1 inch behind and -3 inch above a 4 inch high 10% shiny door. A small eye is -0.7 inch above the nose. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. A flat wall is -0.5 inch left of the door. It is 3 inch wide [gravel]. Camera light is black. The sky is smoke. A light is left of and above the nose. A green light is -10 inch above and -6 inch in front of and -3 inch right of the nose. A 4 inch high 10% shiny broom is -1 inch left of and in front of the door. It is leaning left. A dim light is left of the broom. A 1.3 inch high bucket is -1.1 inch right of the broom. A navy light is right of and in front of the door

Message In a Bottle

A giraffe fits in a black bottle. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. It is -2.8 inch in front of the bottle. Bottle backdrop. A 6 feet high giraffe is 28 feet left of and 18 feet behind the bottle. It is facing east. A 5 feet high giraffe is 3 feet right of the giraffe. It is facing southeast. The sun is silver. Camera light is black. A light is 2 feet left of and 35 feet in front of the giraffe. 2 dim lights are right of the bottle. A small anteater is 5 feet right of the giraffe. A 2 feet high wolf is 5 feet left of and in front of the giraffe. It is facing east. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. The azimuth of the sun is 280 degrees. A small white table is 1.5 feet left of the giraffe. A small white chair is behind the table. A large flower is on the table. It is -6 inch right of the table. A 50% dark khaki bottle is 4 inch left of the flower.

hedgehog1... 8/29/2019
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...

The body of a woodchuck is brown. A plank is 20 feet in front of the woodchuck. A log is above and in front of the woodchuck. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A log is in front of and -2.5 feet above the log. It is leaning 100 degrees to the front. It is facing the plank. A log is 3 feet in front of the woodchuck. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A log is right of the log. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 85 degrees to the left. A log is 6 feet in front of the woodchuck. Camera light is black. A light is 8 feet left of and in front of the log

I'm Looking for Answers From the Great Beyond

A [spiral] staircase is in front of a large [leaf] wall. The azimuth of the sun is 80 degrees. 3 green lights are right of and above the staircase. Camera light is brown. The sun is maroon. A man is -10 feet above and -2.5 feet right of the staircase. A zebra is 2 feet left of and in front of the staircase. It is facing the staircase. A cream light is -6 inch in front of and -1.5 feet above the man. A shiny box is 5 feet left of and -2 feet in front of the man. A huge key is on and -3 inch in front of the box.

hedgehog1... 8/27/2019
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Courage In the Face of Adversity

Clear ground. A clear grasshopper is in an ice cube. It is facing east. A clear snake is right of the grasshopper. It is facing the grasshopper. It is leaning 89 degrees to the front. A small ice cube is -2 inch above the ice cube.

Divine Intervention Required

Silver backdrop. The earth is upside down. It is 80% dark and 10% shiny. It is facing east. Camera light is black. Invisible shadow plane. 2 red lights are right of and -6 inch in front of the earth. A tiny 10% shiny angel is left of the earth. She is facing the earth. A cream light is on the angel. The sky is 90% dark. A small gold trumpet is -1 inch above the earth. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. The azimuth of the sun is 290 degrees.

Ghost Town Amusements

[sky] sky. [earth] ground. 70% dark [mountain] mountain. A 40 feet high shiny ship is on the mountain. Camera light is black. An orange light is right of and behind and above the mountain. The sun is maroon. A lemon light is 50 feet right of and behind the mountain. A large shiny brown Ferris wheel is -30 feet left of and -20 feet behind the mountain. It is upside down. A 30% dark building is in front of the Ferris wheel. 12 lights are behind the Ferris wheel. A cream light is in front of the building. A black horse is right of and behind the mountain. It is facing the mountain. The sky is 75% dark.

hedgehog1... 8/25/2019
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Excuse me Ma’m, is this your hourglass?

An extremely tiny woman is -8 inch above a clear hourglass. She is facing northeast. A large man is right of the hourglass. He is upside down. He is facing the woman. The sun is lemon. A cyan light is 2 feet right of and in front of and above the woman. 2 blue lights are 1 foot above the cyan light

hedgehog1... 8/24/2019
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Protecting the Sands of Time

A very tiny tiger is right of and -1.2 feet above a 60% dark sand pyramid. It is leaning back. Camera light is black. The sun is orange. An orange light is in front of and above the pyramid. A cyan light is above and right of the tiger. The azimuth of the sun is 60 degrees. Ambient light is black. An hourglass is in front of and -10 inch left of the pyramid. 2 dim lights are 6 inch in front of and 2 feet above the tiger.

hedgehog1... 8/24/2019
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The Exorcists Are Back

A black priest. The sun is maroon. A red light is left of and above the priest. 2 green lights are above and right of and in front of the priest. A silver ghost is behind and above the priest. It is leaning forward. A clear ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost. A silver ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost. A clear ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost. A silver ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost. A clear ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost. A silver ghost is behind and -2 feet above the ghost.

hedgehog1... 8/24/2019
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Aaaaar, Tea Time!

image-14535 backdrop. An image-14534 car. Shadow plane. A pirate is -3 feet above the car. Azimuth of the sun is 70 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. Camera light is pink. An image-14534 flag is -4 feet above and -14 feet in front of the car. A 50 feet high shiny clear window is 10 feet right of and -15 feet in front of and -10 feet above the car. It is facing west. It is upside down. A huge black wall is 17 feet right of the window, it is facing east. Camera light is brown. A light is above and right of and in front of the pirate.