Elegy Written In a Country Church-yard

Image-12444 cube. [Poetry] backdrop. A very tiny woman is 2 inch in front of and -1.4 feet above the cube. She is facing the cube. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the woman. An orange light is right of the light. A 10 inch high dark church is -1 feet behind and -6 inch above and left of the woman. A bird is -9 inch above and -1 inch in front of the cube. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front. It is dusk.

hedgehog1... 2 days ago
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On Chaliced Flowers That Lies

Black backdrop. The sun is black. A silver chalice is upside down. A face is behind the chalice. Ambient light is silver. A clear building is left of the chalice. A tree is left of the building. A light is above the chalice. A flower is -1.2 foot above the chalice. Camera light is black. A clear sphere is -6 inch above the chalice.

Down By the Boardwalk

A tiny [cool] detective is on a shiny table. Camera light is black. A red light is right of the table. A green light is left of the table. A black building is -1 feet behind and 1 feet right of the table. It is -1 feet above the ground. The trim of the building is shiny brown. Ground is 50 feet wide water. Background is city. The floor of the building is 4 feet wide wood. Background is shiny and dark. A dog is 3 feet right of the table.

Union Jack of All Trades

[Absence] backdrop. A shiny coin. Sky is [room]. Camera light is cream. A large shiny card is behind the coin. An extremely tiny [uk] flag is -1 inch left of the card. It is facing north. A tiny shiny [europe] sphere is in front of the flag. It is leaning left. Ambient light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. Shadow plane.

Beneath a Fur Ball Moon

Black backdrop. A small [fur] sphere. Camera light is black. A dog is right of and -2 feet above the sphere. The sun is 75% lemon. Ground is 20% shiny. 2 blue lights are 2 feet left of and 1 foot above the dog. Sky is [black]. A large cactus is 10 feet behind and 9 feet right of the dog. A coyote is behind the cactus. It is facing the dog.

hedgehog1... 7 days ago
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On Safari

A very tiny man is -17 inch above and -10 inch in front of a tiny dark blue truck. A tiny giraffe is 4 feet right of and in front of the truck. A tiny tiger is -2 feet above and -4 feet in front of the giraffe. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A tiny giraffe is behind the giraffe. A light is above the truck.

Fisherman's Tale

image-12421 backdrop. Dark water ground. A man is -1 foot above the ground. Camera light is brown. A fishing rod is -2.5 feet above and -1 foot in front of and -6 inch left of the man. It is leaning back. A huge fish is -4 feet in front of the man. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. It is -3 feet above the ground. The sun is sea blue. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. A 0.1 inch wide and 0.1 inch high and 7 feet deep rectangle is -3 feet above and -5.7 feet in front of the fish. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. A cyan light is in front of and above the man. A lemon light is -3 feet above and -1 feet in front of and -6 inch right of the fish. A maroon light is left of and -4 feet above the man.

hedgehog1... 10 days ago
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Oh, I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside!

image-12416 backdrop. A large 60% dark tyrannosaurus rex is 30 feet left of and -28 feet above a diplodocus. It is facing the diplodocus. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 330 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 60 degrees. The sun is silver. A light is behind and 120 feet above the diplodocus

Celebrating With Frank and Ginger

A small man is -0.1 inch above and -5.2 inch right of a [rainbow] table. He is facing east. Camera light is black. The sun is black. A peach light is above and in front of the man. The ground is wood. A large light is behind and above the table. A tiny shiny man is in front of the table. A shiny orange present is -6 inch right of the man. A silver jellyfish is 2.5 inch left of the small man. It is upside down. A silver jellyfish is -1.5 feet above the jellyfish. Rainbow sky. A blue light is 2 feet behind and above the present.

hedgehog1... 1/4/2019
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Eagle Squadron March

A [mountain] backdrop. A first eagle is in front of a second eagle. A bomb is -34 inch above the first eagle. A bomb is -32 inch above the second eagle. An eagle is behind the second eagle. A bomb is -30 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -28 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -26 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -24 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -22 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -20 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -18 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -16 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. The sun is peach. Camera light is black. An orange light is 3 feet below and left of and in front of the first eagle. A brown light is below the eagle.

∞

A 10% shiny "8" is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is 1 foot wide [nebula]. It is 1 foot high and 0.2 inch deep. Space backdrop. A 5 inch high silver spaceship is above the "8". It is upside down. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. It is facing east. A blue light is below the spaceship

hedgehog1... 1/1/2019
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Think Pink

A pigeon is on a statue. it is leaning right. Sky backdrop. camera light is ruby red. The sun is purple. A statue is 1.2 feet in front of the statue. It is facing north. A pigeon is on the statue. It is facing north. A cream light is behind the pigeon. A sea green light is behind the statue. A tiny dark tree is right of and -6.7 feet in front of the statue.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

image-12394 sky. A 7 feet high gorilla is next to an enormous book. A 6.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 6 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 5.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 4.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 4 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 3.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 3 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. The terrain is 50 feet wide [literature]. The cover of the book is leather. Camera light is brown. A navy light is right of and in front of the gorilla. A flat trump is in front of the book. The sun is lilac. A light is in front of and -3 feet above the trump

Prisoners of Our Own Device

A shiny [jail] backdrop. Sun is maroon. A flat black shiny bird is above and left of a man. Camera light is black. The man is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A cabinet is 5 inch left of and -8.5 feet above and in front of the man. It is facing north. A [sunset] photograph is on and -1.6 foot left of the cabinet. It is leaning back. A lemon light is behind the photograph. The ground is [arid]. A black pot is 10 inch left of the photograph. It is facing east. A black cup is right of the pot.

A Finely Balanced Act

A [curtain] backdrop. A shiny door is 2 feet wide metal. A shiny door is 2 feet right of and -7.1 feet above the door. It is 2 feet wide metal. A woman is -1 feet above the door. A shiny door is 2 feet right of the door. It is 2 feet wide metal. Camera light is maroon. The sun is brown. A light is behind the door. A man is left of the light. A man is 1.1 feet left of the man. A light is left of the man. A navy light is 2 feet in front of and 4 feet left of the door. A rig is 1 foot above the man. It is leaning 99 degrees to the left. A green light is 1 foot above the man. A woman is -3.2 feet left of and -1.2 feet above the man. She is leaning right. A woman is 5.5 feet right of the woman. She is leaning left. A large rose is 4 feet in front of and left of and -5 feet above the woman. It is leaning right. A large rose is 3 feet left of and -6.5 feet above and 1 foot in front of the rose. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. Ambient light is brown. A lemon light is 20 feet left of the rose.

hedgehog1... 12/27/2018
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Juggling Family Life

A [pool] backdrop. A man is 15.5 feet left of a woman. The man is leaning 12 degrees to the left. The woman is leaning 2 degrees to the right. She is -6 feet above the man. A child is above and 3 feet right of the man. The child is leaning 10 degrees to the right. A dog is above and 3 feet left of the woman. It is leaning 15 degrees to the left. Camera light is black. A light is above the man. A tiny dark shiny houseboat is -17.5 feet above and 6 inch left of the dog. It is facing southwest. Shadow plane. The sun is pink. The azimuth of the sun is 300 degrees.

Window on the World of Colour

image-12382 backdrop. A 1 foot high hedgehog is right of a 10 inch high hedgehog. A 9 inch high hedgehog is left of the 10 inch high hedgehog. An 8 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog. A 7 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog. A 7 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog.

Out-of-Body Experience

[Snow] backdrop. Shadow plane. A [black] building. Sun is navy. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and in front of the building. A purple light is right of and in front of the building. The wall of the building is 20% shiny brown. A tiny man is -14 feet above and -10 feet in front of and -20 feet left of the building. A light is right of the man. A shiny black wall is 9 inch above and -1.5 foot left of the man. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A navy light is below and behind the man. A small [rug] rug is -1 feet above and -1 feet in front of the man. A tiny chair is on the rug. It is facing west. It is -1.9 feet right of the rug.

"Rudolph, we're a day late!"

[Snow] backdrop. Shadow plane. A [white] building. Sun is navy. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and in front of the building. 2 yellow lights are -12 feet above the building. A purple light is right of and in front of the building. A man is -1.5 feet right of the building. A cream light is in front of and right of the man. A light is above and in front of the man. A deer is 4 feet right of the man. It is facing the man.

Stained Glass Wilderness

An [ancient] shiny backdrop. Ground is 75 feet wide [grassland]. Ground is 20% dark. Sky is [church]. It is leaning forward. Sun is silver. A silver building is behind a black tree. A giraffe is in front of and -7 feet left of the building. A 20% dark shiny rainbow is behind the building. It is leaning back. It is facing southwest. A large silver giraffe is behind and 9 feet left of the building. It is facing east.

Silent Night

A gizmo is on a shiny silver fireplace. 80% dark room backdrop. [christmas] sky. Ambient light is black. A red light is above and in front of the gizmo. Camera light is black. A small dark statue is -8 inch right of and in front of the fireplace. A small dark statue is -1 foot left of and in front of the fireplace. It is facing southeast. A navy light is left of the statue. A 1 foot high crucifix is 7 inch left of the gizmo. A 1 foot high crucifix is 7 inch right of the gizmo.

hedgehog1... 12/23/2018
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Crusoe's Companion

A [sun] backdrop. Shadow plane. A [rotting] boat is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The sail of the boat is canvas. A large dog is -4 feet left of and 2 feet in front of the boat. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. The sun is 90% orange. A red light is behind and right of and 4 feet above the boat. A lemon light is 3 feet above and left of the dog. A large hat is -1 foot left of the dog. A large man is -4.5 feet left of and 1 foot in front of the dog. He is facing west. He is leaning 90 degrees to the front. The dog is facing the man. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black.

hedgehog1... 12/23/2018
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Football Crazy

image-12373 backdrop. Shadow plane. A man is behind a small [soccer] ball. Camera light is black.

Santa's Little Helpers

A silver man is -1 inch above the ground. Silver ground is 80 feet high. A small chrome elf is left of the man. A small silver elf is in front of and left of the elf. A gold present is 2 feet left of and 2 feet in front of the elf. It is facing southeast. A small 60% dark gold present is in front of and -4 inch right of the present. It is facing the elf. Camera light is black. 2 khaki lights are left of and above and 1 foot in front of the man. A huge clear sphere is 4 feet behind and -3 feet above the present. [Snow] backdrop. Ambient light is black.

The Finger Points

[language] backdrop. A 10% shiny skin hand is leaning 90 degrees to the left. Shadow plane. The sun is pink. A maroon light is above and in front of the hand. A 50% dark tree is behind the hand. Ambient light is black. A tiny man is 7 inch right of and -1 foot above the hand.

May the Road Rise With You

50% dark [anger] backdrop. A 100 feet long 20% shiny road leans 38 degrees to the front. The sky is [africa]. The lawn of the road is black. The line of the road is white. The road of the road is asphalt. A quite humongous [south africa] sphere is -20 feet in front of and -36 feet above the road. It is facing southeast. A maroon light is 5 feet above and in front of the sphere.

Both Sides the Tweed

A paper unicorn is in front of a paper lion. It is facing the lion. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black. A light is above and behind the unicorn. The ground is black. The sun is silver. A silver sword is 4 inch in front of and -2.35 feet above the lion. It is leaning 45 degrees to the right. The background is mountain. The background is short and dark.

hedgehog1... 12/16/2018
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Confused? I Am...

image-12353 backdrop. An image-12354 bagpipe is upside down. An emu is facing the bagpipe. It is left of and -4.5 feet above the bagpipe. An orange eye is -1.5 inch left of and -1.5 inch above and -2 inch in front of the bagpipe. It is facing the emu. An orange eye is 1 inch behind the eye. It is facing the emu. Camera light is brown. A light is 2 feet in front of and 2 feet above the bagpipe.

The Old Boys' Club, an Exposé

A deer is -5 feet in front of and -7 feet above a 50% dark [panel] wall. A 3 feet wide wood plate is -2.1 foot in front of and -3.6 foot above the deer. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. An orange light is above and right of and in front of the deer. [club] backdrop. A [man] painting is 1 foot right of and -2.5 feet above and -2 feet in front of the deer. The sun is pink.

hedgehog1... 12/13/2018
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Strange Goings On in Rachel, Nevada

A tall blind is in front of a clear elevator. A light is -4 feet above the elevator. A small shiny man is 1 foot in front of and -3.5 feet left of the blind. He is facing northwest. A light is above the man. A black shiny fan is 6 inch above and -1.1 foot left of and 4 feet behind the man. A light is -2 feet above and left of the fan. A cabinet is -5 feet left of and 3 feet behind the man. A cyan light is behind the cabinet. A small shiny basket is on the cabinet. A plant is 6 inch left of the basket. It is -0.1 inch above the cabinet. A 30% dark spider is behind the plant. It is facing west.

A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor

image-12335 backdrop. A man is -7.5 feet above and -3.2 feet right of a clear elevator. A light is above and in front of the man. A boy is -0.5 foot left of and behind the man. A white gun is -6 inch left of and -5.2 foot above the man. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. A [street] field is -30 feet above the elevator.

hedgehog1... 12/9/2018
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Listen to the Hands of Time...

Face backdrop. An ear. A 4 inch high hand is behind and -2 inch above and -4 inch right of the ear. It is upside down. It is leaning 50 degrees to the right. A 4 inch high hand is -3 inch left of and -5 inch above the hand. It is leaning 110 degrees to the right. It is upside down. Camera light is black. The sun is black. Ambient light is beige. A light is in front of and right of and above the ear.

hedgehog1... 12/9/2018
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Jealousy

Prince backdrop. A dog is leaning back. Camera light is grey. A 75% dark dog is right of and -2.5 feet above the dog. It is leaning back.

hedgehog1... 12/9/2018
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'X' Marks the Spot

image-12331 backdrop. A clear sphere is 1.5 feet in a large clear sphere. Sky is image-12331. A tiny black palm tree is behind the sphere. A very tiny black palm tree is 1 foot left of the sphere. it is leaning 4 degrees to the left. A very tiny black palm tree is 1.4 feet left of the sphere. It is leaning right. A very tiny black palm tree is 1.35 feet left of the sphere. It is leaning 2 degrees to the right. A tiny greenhouse is behind and 4.3 feet left of the sphere. It is facing east. A tiny silver sign is 5 inch right of the greenhouse. A 3 inch high black "X" is -0.5 inch in front of and -5 inch above the sign. The ground is clear. A huge water wall is 25 feet above the sign. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

The Elusive Melon Butterflyfish

A gold melon is leaning back. Fruit backdrop. Azimuth of the sun is 160 degrees. A huge clear lamp is -1 foot in front of and -3 foot beneath the melon. It is upside down. The sun is cream. A tall clear pale cyan wall is behind and -4 feet above the melon. Ambient light is black. A tree is behind and left of the lamp. A large shiny butterfly is -1.3 foot behind and -1.7 foot above and -2 foot right of the lamp. It is leaning to the right. A [blue] fish is -2.4 feet above and -1.95 feet behind the lamp. It is facing the melon. The eye of the fish is [eye]. Camera light is beige.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Shiny [girls] backdrop. First shiny flat [girls] wall is 10 feet behind a second shiny flat [girls] wall. The sun is scarlet. Ambient light is sea blue. Sky is texture. A long flat silver wall is -2 inch beneath and behind the second wall. It is leaning back. A huge clear sphere is left of the wall. A long flat silver wall is -2 inch beneath and in front of the first wall. It is leaning forward. A huge clear sphere is left of the wall.

Unlocking the Christmas Cheer

A huge gold key is -1.2 foot above a clear water pool. It is leaning left. The pool is leaning 1 degree to the front. The ground is 40 feet wide water. A box is -1.8 foot above the pool. A dark man is -3 feet above and behind the pool. Camera light is black. A bottle is behind and -1 inch left of the box. A glass is in front of and -3.9 inch above the box. A very tiny sleigh is 6 inch left of and behind the glass. It is facing southwest. The background is forest. The background is short. The background is 50% dark. A very tiny bird is 1.4 foot above and 4 inch in front of the sleigh.

Pastures New

Cactus backdrop. Black shiny ground is 50 feet high. A gold pineapple is -6 inch left of a silver apple. It is leaning left. A tiny shiny cactus cow is 2.5 foot left of and in front of the apple. It is facing southeast. Camera light is beige.

hedgehog1... 12/4/2018
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The Terrible Conflagration Up at the Place

image-10349 Backdrop. Shadow plane. A pelican. Azimuth of the sun is 310 degrees. A cockatoo is in front of the pelican. The cockatoo is facing the pelican. Camera light is black. A light is above and in front of the pelican. A cockatoo is left of the cockatoo. It is facing the pelican.

hedgehog1... 12/4/2018
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Red vs. Grey

Squirrel backdrop. A squirrel is -5 feet above and -15 feet left of a pine tree. Camera light is beige.