Life Ain't No Bed of Roses

A 20% shiny hat is on a table. The table is facing southeast. Camera light is cream. A bed is 6 inch right of the table. It is -1 foot above the ground. The blanket of the bed is white. The pillow of the bed is white. The sky is 3850 feet wide [pink]. It is leaning 45 degrees to the right. The sun is grey. A 50% lemon light is left of and behind and above the bed. Ambient light is black. A shiny black rose is 1.2 foot in the hat. It is leaning right. The ground is [roses].

Shakespeare's Dog

A image-12148 cube. The ground is 6 inch wide [paving]. The sun is cream. A small building is -6 feet behind and -4 feet right of the cube. It is -2 inch above the ground. It is facing southeast. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 140 degrees. A small silver bowl is left of the cube. A small dog is right of the cube.

hedgehog1... 6 days ago
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Nonk the Gonk (60s Throwback Extraordinaire)

A 1.5 feet high and 1 foot deep and 1 foot wide cyan [hair] sphere. The sky is 2500 feet wide [gradient]. The ground is shiny [paper]. A small flat pale sea blue sphere is -9 inch in front of and -6 inch left of the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small flat pale sea blue sphere is right of the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A tiny flat white sphere is 10 inch above and 3 inch in front of and 1 inch left of the sphere. A very tiny shiny flat black sphere is in front of the sphere. A tiny flat white sphere is 2 inch right of the sphere. A very tiny shiny flat black sphere is in front of the sphere. A toy is 3 foot left of and behind the sphere. It is on the ground. It is facing east. A 50% shiny toy is 1 foot right of and 1 foot in front of the toy. It is facing southwest. A toy is right of and behind the toy. Camera light is black. A cream light is in front of the toy. A large 30% shiny box is 4 feet behind the toy. A large 40% shiny box is left of and behind the box. A large 50% shiny box is left of and behind the box.

The Reunion

A 20 feet high gingerbread man is in front of an enormous shiny building. The ground is [mud]. Camera light is black. The sun is brown. 2 lemon lights are in front of and -10 feet above the gingerbread man. A red light is behind and -6 feet above the gingerbread man. A 20 feet high gingerbread man is 20 feet in front of the gingerbread man. It is facing north. The sky is [cloud]. The sky is 50% dark.

Hung Out to Dry

An 80% dark [veteran] paper is -5 feet above and -1.4 foot behind a [dark] line. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is 10% shiny. A shiny clothespin is -1 inch above the paper. It is upside down. It is facing east. A bird is 1.5 foot left of and -9.5 inch behind and -2.7 inch above the clothespin. It is facing north. Camera light is black. A dim cyan light is in front and right of the bird. A scarlet light is 10 feet left of the bird. The sun is pink. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. A [politician] wall is 10 feet behind and 5 feet left of the paper.

What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

A 40% shiny dark sea green bowl is next to a 1 mile long image-11330 road. A large 50% shiny chariot is 4 feet behind and 4 feet left of the bowl. It is facing west. A road sign is 12 feet behind and 6 inch right of the bowl. A large painting is -2.5 feet above and in front of the sign. It is 3.5 feet high image-12144. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 25 degrees. A small 10% shiny statue is behind and 7 inch left of the sign. It is -4 inch above the ground. A light is 100 feet behind and above and 200 feet left of the statue. The sky is leaning back. The sky is 50% dark.

Moment of Enlightenment

A shiny lemon is in a glass. A 10% shiny building is behind the glass. 3 red lights are in front of the building. The ground is 21 feet wide [arid]. A blue light is left of and above the building. A 2 inch high dark pyramid is -2 inch right of and in front of the glass.

hedgehog1... 9/8/2018
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"I hope it's 24 Carrot..."

A gold carrot is on a silver plate. The ground is grass. It is 40% dark. A small rabbit is -1 inch left of and -9 inch behind the plate. It is facing northeast.

The Tiny Baristas

A shiny espresso machine is -0.2 inch above a marble table. A [tile] wall is behind the table. The sky is [coffee shop]. A first 2 inch high man is 2 inch in front of the espresso machine. A second 2 inch high man is 1 foot right of the man. He is facing southeast. A 2 inch high man is 4 inch behind and -0.3 inch above and 1 inch right of the first 2 inch high man. He is facing west. Camera light is grey. A light is above and left of the espresso machine. A cream light is right of the man.

Nobody's "Normal"

A boy is -4 feet above and -10 feet in front of and -5 feet left of a 7 feet high gold bed. He is leaning 70 degrees to the back. The cloth of the bed is [material]. The pillow of the bed is [material]. The ground is [rug]. The sun is black. Camera light is black. A large cylinder is 10 feet above the bed. A dim light is -2 feet above the cylinder. A dim yellow light is left of and above the light. A dim light is left of and above the light. A navy light is 10 feet in front of and 3 feet right of and above the bed. The shirt of the boy is [brown]. A long tall [beige] wall is 2 feet behind the bed. A large door is 1.2 feet behind and 1 foot right of the bed. A huge dresser is 2 inch left of and -8 inch behind the bed. A tiny gold "ATYPIC" is -9 inch right of and -2 inch above and -2 foot in front of the boy. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A tiny gold "A" is right of "ATYPIC". It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A tiny gold "L" is right of "A". It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A large lamp is -9.2 feet above and -1.7 foot right of and -2 foot in front of the dresser.

Floating in My Tin Can

The sky is [cloud]. A building is silver. A huge shiny man is -30 feet above the building. A large bear is 10 feet left of and -60 feet above and in front of the man. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is left of and behind the bear.

The Mysterious DIY Disaster

A shiny screwdriver is in front of and -5 inch left of a silver hammer. The hammer is 3 inch high and 1 foot wide. The ground is clear. A small silver nail is 2.7 inch left of the screwdriver. It is upside down. It is -0.2 inch above the ground. The background is city. It is dark. A [forest] wall is 5 feet in front of the hammer. A small silver nail is behind the nail. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is -0.45 inch above the ground. A 2 inch high man is -0.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of the screwdriver. He is leaning 90 degrees to the back. He is -0.3 inch above the ground. He is facing northeast. Camera light is grey. A navy light is behind the man. The sun is pink. The azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. Ambient light is black. An extremely tiny clear boat is 5.5 feet behind and 3.5 feet left of the nail. It is -6 inch above the ground.

Equus Aenigma

A large clear sphere is 6 inch in a tiny black stick. A very tiny horse is left of the sphere. An orange light is above and 20 feet behind the horse. A red light is above and in front of and 1.2 feet right of the horse. A building is 10 feet right of and above the sphere. A building is 5 feet right of and -20 feet in front of and above the sphere. A tiny black stick is 2 inch in front of the horse. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A black shiny sphere is 4 inch in front of and -6 inch above the horse.

hedgehog1... 9/6/2018
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Look Into My Eyes...

A 4 inch high dark gold man is -7 inch above a can. Camera light is old gold. A tiny head is -0.3 inch in front of and -3.8 inch above the man. A clear lemon sphere is -5 inch right of the man. Ambient light is grey.

The Enigmatic King

A large silver crown is on a clear door. An enormous mat is in front of the door. It is 4 feet wide [cloth]. The ground is 200 feet wide [glass]. It is 200 feet high. Camera light is mauve. A small man is 1 foot behind the door. A small woman is -1.3 foot right of and behind the man. A 4 feet high flat [black] shiny wall is -6 inch left of the door. A 4 feet high flat [black] shiny wall is -6 inch right of the door. A mauve light is 2 inch in front of the man. A yellow light is 3 inch in front of the woman. A blue light is in front of and -2 feet above the man. The sun is cream. A huge silver sphere is behind and left of the woman. A 2 feet tall shiny black wall is behind the sphere. A building is 40 feet in front of and 20 feet left of the door. A building is 40 feet in front of and right of the door.

The Demon Within

A humongous pale green insect is 7 feet in a tiny shiny carwash. A 4 feet long silver wall is behind the carwash. The sky is black. The ground is shiny [black]. Camera light is black. A red light is above the insect. A blue light is right of and above the insect. A lemon light is 2 feet in front of the carwash.a huge long [tunnel] wall is behind the wall. A small tree is left of the carwash. A rock is left of the tree. A 40% dark rock is right of and in front of the rock. A tiny man is 3 feet in front of and -2 feet left of the carwash. He is facing the carwash. He is -1.1 inch above the ground. He is leaning 8 degrees to the left. A tiny car is 2 feet right of and 2 feet in front of the carwash. It is upside down. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 15 degrees to the front. It is -5 inch above the ground. A red light is -1 foot right of and -1.5 foot in front of the car.

The Ghost Writer

A thin lemon bottle is -2.5 feet above and -4 inch in front of and -6 inch right of a [canvas] dresser. The ground is 15 feet wide [carpet]. The sky is [wall]. It is leaning forward. A tiny box is 2 inch left of the bottle. It is facing southeast. A small [writing] paper is 3 inch left of and -6 inch in front of and -2 inch above the box. A pencil is above the paper. It is leaning right. The sun is sea blue. The azimuth of the sun is 130 degrees. Camera light is black. An orange light is in front of and above the pencil.

hedgehog1... 8/31/2018
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A Most Dangerous Guest

A silver ball is in a shiny black doughnut. The ground is maroon. A man is 6 feet left of and behind the doughnut. He is -1 inch above the ground. A 1.5 inch tall alien is 0.5 inch in front and -3 inch left of the doughnut. He is facing the man. He is -0.1 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. A cyan light is left of and -5 feet above the man. The sun is khaki. 2 dim green lights are in front of the man. The altitude of the sun is 37 degrees.

A shiny rainbow is -48 feet above a shiny rainbow. A plane is -26 feet above and -40 feet in front of and 10 feet left of the rainbow. It is facing east. Camera light is brown. A lemon light is behind the plane. A dim red light is 350 feet right of the plane. The sky is facing east. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. It is dusk. A large rainbow "CHASING" is 10 feet above the plane. It is facing east. A large rainbow "RAINBOWS" is 5 feet above the plane. It is facing east.

hedgehog1... 8/29/2018
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A Nice Fish

An ice fish is on a nice fish. 3 lemon lights are left of and above the fish. 2 cyan lights are 20 feet left of and above the lights. The sun is scarlet. Ambient light is brown. A purple light is 20 feet right of and -2 feet above the fish. A maroon light is 10 feet left of and 10 feet above the light. The ground is 45% dark and shiny. A 200 feet long glass is above the fish.

hedgehog1... 8/28/2018
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Meanwhile, In the Sea of Tranquility...

A croquet set is on a lawn. The sky is 2500 feet wide [starfield]. A huge 80% dark earth is 20 feet behind and 10 feet above and 45 feet right of the croquet set. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A pale green alien is 3 feet behind and 8 feet right of the croquet set. The alien is facing the croquet set.

hedgehog1... 8/28/2018
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"When you said you'd changed the locks..."

A large silver desk tray is on a 200 feet long 80% dark dirt path. The path is -1 inch above the ground. The ground is 100 feet wide shiny image-12014. A tiny shiny cream house is 20 feet behind the desk tray. A very tiny car is 2 feet in front of the house. A very tiny man is 6 inch right of and in front of the car. An extremely tiny dark car is 1 foot in front of the desk tray. It is facing north. It is on the ground. An extremely tiny woman is 3 inch right of and -2 inch behind the car. She is facing north. She is dark. A large silver cylinder is left of the desk tray. A large silver cylinder is right of the desk tray. A 2 foot wide and 6 inch high gate is -10 inch in front of the desk tray. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 5 feet right of and above the man. A dim red light is in front of the car.

Faster Than a Speeding Katydid

A shiny katydid on a silver pole. It is facing northeast. The wing of the katydid is [green]. A black shiny building is 30 feet right of and behind the katydid. It is on the ground. A huge [black] wall is 20 feet left of the katydid. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A lemon light is left of the katydid. A boat is left of and in front of the building. It is -2 feet above the ground.

Caught in an Electric Moonglow

A [sun] moon. The ground is 30% shiny dark grey. A bat is -1.1 foot above and -2 inch in front of the moon. An orange light is right of the bat. A scarlet light is below the light. A small silver lightning bolt is 1 inch behind and -7 inch above the bat. It is facing east. The sun is cream. The azimuth of the sun is 240 degrees.

hedgehog1... 8/25/2018
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Parallel Worlds

A large image-12110 wall. The ground is 82 feet wide image-12032. A huge cactus is behind and 2 feet right of the wall. A shiny spaceship is 80 feet behind and above and -38 feet right of the wall. It is facing northwest. It is leaning 5 degrees to the front. A 30 feet long stick is 2 feet right of and behind the cactus. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 4 feet wide shiny brown bowl is 2 feet above the stick. A 2 feet high bird is -1 foot above and -2 feet right of the bowl. It is facing west. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A 2 feet high bird is -1 foot above and -2 feet left of the bowl. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A lemon light is on the bird. Camera light is beige.

Rene and Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After the War

The ground is 75 feet wide [war]. The sky is [war]. A huge man is left of a huge woman. A large dog is right of the woman. Camera light is black. A red light is 10 feet right of and above the dog. The sun is beige. A purple light is right of and above the light. A 29 feet high soldier is 60 feet left of the man. He is -2 inch above the ground. A huge bag is in front of the soldier. It is facing north.

A Hard Nut to Crack

A very huge pink hammer is on a pink elephant. It is facing east. It is leaning 50 degrees to the right. The ground is shiny black. A large [nut] ball is in front of the elephant. It is facing east. Camera light is black. 3 lights are left of the elephant. A light is in front of the ball.

The Jonah Rescue Squad

The ground is 250 feet wide shiny [pine]. A huge shiny whale is 5 feet above the ground. A small man is in front of the whale. He is on the ground. He is facing the whale. A cream ladder is 4.5 feet behind and left of the man. It is 6 inch deep and 1.5 feet wide. A small woman is in front of the ladder. She is facing the ladder. Camera light is black. It is dusk. A navy light is -4 feet above and -3 feet in front of the whale. A cyan light is 8 feet above and 8 feet behind the woman. A red light is 15 feet behind the light. A small shiny boat is 7 feet behind and -4 feet above the ladder. A small man is 7 feet left of and 2 feet in front of the man. He is facing the woman.

hedgehog1... 8/21/2018
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Will Nature Make a Man of Me Yet?

A tiny trump is 6 feet in a [hollywood] tree

Memories of the Golden State

An image is on a 20% shiny [fabric] chair. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A red light is behind the image. 3 purple lights are right of and above the image. A dim red light is behind the image. The ground is clear. The sky is [california]. An orange light is behind and 1.5 foot right of and 1 foot above the chair. A 5 inch high glass is -0.7 inch right of and 6 inch in front of and -11 inch above the image. A very thin cigarette is 4 inch left of the glass. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. A red light is behind and above the chair.

hedgehog1... 8/20/2018
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Diamond In the Rough

A large diamond is on a 50% shiny diamond. The ground is shiny [gemstones]. The azimuth of the sun is 250 degrees. Camera light is grey. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. A light is 3 feet left of the diamond. A very tiny silver boat is 4 feet behind and 6 feet left of the diamond. It is -2.5 inch above the ground. The sail of the boat is gold.

The Secret of Brine City

A [net] window. The ground is [brown]. The sky is [net]. Camera light is black. 2 orange lights are behind and -2 feet above the window. A silver wall is 1 foot behind the window. Ambient light is black. An aqua light is in front of the window. A small man is in front of the window. The sun is pale cyan. A small fish is right of and -2.5 foot above the window. It is facing southwest. A small man is 4 inch right of the man. A small fish is 1.5 feet left of and -1.5 foot above the window. A blue lobster is left of the window. It is facing southeast.

More Pie and Chips

A [custard] pie is on a table. The table is 10 inch wide [fabric]. A chip is right of the pie. It is upside down. A dark chip is -1 inch right of and -1.5 inch in front of the chip. It is leaning 5 degrees to the left. It is facing southeast. Camera light is black. A lemon light is above and right of the table. A dog is behind the table.

I made my first million from this room...

A [candid] painting is on a huge thin silver table. The sky is 3000 feet wide image-12056. The ground is shiny black. A tiny plane is -2 foot right of and -3 foot above the table. It is leaning front. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. 3 lights are in front of the painting. A red light is right of the plane.

Time-Eating Puppy

A shiny clock is in front of and right of a cocker spaniel. It is facing northwest. The sky is 3000 feet wide [time]. A silver wall is 4 feet behind the cocker spaniel. A silver bowl is 4 inch right of the cocker spaniel. A huge clock is 5 feet left of and 5 feet in front of the clock.

hedgehog1... 8/4/2018
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Latest Addition to the Family :-)

An image-12038 cube. The ground is clear. A 5 inch wide silver bowl is 2 inch left of the cube.

Just Scratching the Surface

A small silver fork is in a [trump] bowl. It is leaning 80 degrees to the back. It is facing east. A small cream egg is right of the fork. It is facing southeast. The ground is [tile]. It is 40% dark. Camera light is brown. A dim orange light is left of the bowl. A chicken is right of the bowl. It is facing the bowl. A small egg is -0.5 inch left of and behind the fork. The sun is cream. A small chicken is 1.5 inch above and -4 inch right of the bowl. It is facing west. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front.

Waiting for the Seal of Approval

A [bench] bench. The sky is [town]. Camera light is black. A dark tree is behind and -8 feet left of the bench. A tiny seal is -1.38 foot above and -1.5 foot left of the bench. A lemon light is right of the seal. The sun is cream. It is dusk. A small dark green cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.35 feet above the seal. A small silver cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.33 feet above the seal. A brush is -4.2 inch right of and -1.2 feet above the seal. It is leaning 85 degrees to the right. The ground is shiny and dark green. A cream light is right of and above the cylinder.

hedgehog1... 7/29/2018
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Ocean View

A large image-12032 window is on a large clear sphere. A large silver sphere is 1.5 foot right of and -1 foot above the sphere. A large clear sphere is 2 foot right of and -1 foot above the sphere. A large image-12032 window is on the sphere. The sun is grey. The sky is image-12031. It is leaning back. The ground is clear.