Nanook 4/18/2016
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Psycho

1st 10 feet tall and 50 feet long [tile] wall is left of the bathtub. it faces right. a 7 feet wide clear white curtain is right of the bathtub. it faces right. the ground is [tile]. 2nd 10 feet tall and 15 feet long [tile] wall is 1 feet in front of the bathtub and -0.1 feet right of the 1st wall. a basin is 2 feet right of the bathtub and 0.1 feet behind the 2nd wall. it faces back. a white mirror is above and -1.5 feet right of the basin and -0.1 feet behind the 2nd wall. a woman is -1.9 feet right of and -1 feet to the front of the bathtub. she is 0.4 feet above the ground. a man is 7 feet behind the mirror and on the ground. he is 1.5 feet right of the 1st wall.

Falling Man Walking Jackman after Ernest Trova

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Nanook 4/4/2016
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9
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The Blind Professor

a professor. a large pair of sunglasses is -1.3 feet above and -0.1 feet in front of and -2.75 feet to the left of the professor. it faces southeast. a red orange cane is -0.91 feet left of and -0.2 feet in front of the professor. the cane leans 68 degrees to the left. a dog is 0.6 feet right of the professor and 3.4 feet above the ground. it leans 80 degrees to the right. a small 9 feet long chain is 0.4 feet right of the professor and 3.6 feet above the ground. a small red rho is -1.1 feet in front of and -0.99 feet left of the dog. it faces southwest. it leans 40 degrees to the left. a tiny red phi is -0.1 feet in front of and -0.45 feet below the chain. it is upside down. it leans 35 degrees to the left. a boy is 5 feet behind the professor. the sun is gray. the sun's azimuth is 90 degrees. the camera light is pink. a dim beige light is above the dog

Nanook 11/11/2016
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ROLLER BEAR DERBY

1st skateboard is left of a 2nd skateboard. 1st polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 1st skateboard. 3rd skateboard is 3 feet behind the 1st skateboard. 4th skateboard is left of the 3rd skateboard. 2nd polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 4th skateboard. a 300 feet long road is 0.1 feet below the 1st skateboard. a orange light is right of the 2nd bear. a green light is right of the 1st bear. a yellow light is above the 1st bear

Nanook 11/11/2016
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Solar Bear

a beach chair. a pink small polar bear is -2.6 feet above the chair. it leans 75 degrees to the back. the ground is sand. a large cyan umbrella is -1.9 feet right of and -3.6 feet behind the chair. it leans back. it is -1.2 feet above the ground. the ocean is 3 feet in front of the bear. a hotdog stand is 10 feet behind and 8 feet left of the chair. a small beach ball is 3 feet left of the chair. a beer bottle is 0.2 feet right of the chair and -0.1 feet above the ground. it leans to the left. a radio is -0.2 feet behind and -0.3 feet right of the bottle and -0.5 feet above the ground. it faces southwest. it leans back. a pair of sunglasses is -0.8 feet above and -3.5 feet in front of the bear. the sunglasses leans 90 degrees to the back. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 105 degrees. the sun is pink. the camera light is gray