hedgeho... 6/16/2016
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The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

A tiny flat sword is on a large sheet. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is -6 inches to the right of the sheet. A 14 inch long gold pen is -1 inches above the sheet. It is leaning 35 degrees to the right. The pen is -1 inches from the top of the sheet. The pen is -1 inch north of the sword. The ground is texture. The texture is 2 feet wide. A red light is 2 feet behind the sheet. 2 blue lights are 1.5 foot to the right of the sheet. A green light is 1 foot to the right of the red light. A tiny flat cream man is on the sheet. He is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 2 inch wide red puddle is 2.5 inches to the left of and -2 inches to the north of the sword. A tiny scarlet puddle is -0.01 inches below the man. It is night. A scarlet light is above the man. Camera light is 60% lemon. A gold light is below the man.

hedgeho... 7/9/2016
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Rhythm of the Night

8 blue lights are in 8 red lights. A purple light is in the sky. It is night. The ground is texture. A 6 inch wide and 1 foot high cylinder is 1 feet wide [night]. It is on a 7 inch wide and 3 inch high silver cylinder. 2 peach lights are 3 inches above the cylinder. A 7 inch wide and 1.2 foot high cylinder is 1.2 feet high [night]. It is 1 foot to the right of and 10 inches in front of the 1 foot high cylinder. It is on an 8 inch wide and 4 inch high silver cylinder. A 7 inch wide and 2 feet high silver cylinder is above the 1 foot high cylinder. An 8 inch wide and 2 feet high silver cylinder is above the 1.2 feet high cylinder. A blue light is in front of the cylinder. A turquoise light is to the right of the 2 feet high cylinder.

hedgeho... 6/18/2016
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Rise of the Forgotten Herds

6 flat horses. The ground is unreflective texture. The texture is 1.7 feet wide. The sun is white. Camera light is black. It is dusk. The azimuth of the sun is 25 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 12 degrees. 5 flat horses are 50 feet behind the 6 flat horses. 4 small flat horses are to the right of the 5 flat horses. A small flat horse is 40 feet behind and 7 feet to the right of the 6 flat horses.

hedgeho... 7/1/2016
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Needlessly Lost, Never Forgotten

A white dove is next to a peace lily. The ground is unreflective texture. The texture is 0.5 feet wide. The sky is [barbed wire]. It is dusk. A scarlet light is 5 feet to the left of the dove. An orange light is above the dove. Camera light is black. 2 grey lights are above the dove. A white grave is 10 inches in front of and -14 inches to the right of the dove. It is -28 inches above the ground. The azimuth of the sun is 110 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 3 degrees.

hedgeho... 10/1/2016
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The Great Mythical Reenactment

A chessboard is on a brown glass table. The ground is 20 feet wide wood. A pale orange chair is behind the table. A 1.2 feet wide and 1.2 feet deep and 2 inch high [cloth] cushion is on the chair. A pale orange chair is 1.2 feet right of the chair. A 1.2 feet wide and 1.2 feet deep and 2 inch high [cloth] cushion is on the chair. A 1.5 feet high squid is right of and -3 feet above the table. It is facing the chair. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. A 100 feet long wall is 10 feet behind the chair. It is 10 feet wide [kitchen]. A 60 feet long wall is 10 feet right of the table. It is facing west. It is 10 feet wide [kitchen]. A shiny cream cooker is 7 feet behind and 4 feet right of the chair. A shiny cream cupboard is 7 feet behind and 7 feet right of the chair. A cream door is 1 feet in front of and 1.5 feet right of the cupboard. It is facing east. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 60 degrees. The sun is black. A knight is -3 inches left of and -3.7 inches behind the chessboard. A black knight is 6.8 inches right of and 3 inches in front of the knight. It is facing north. A small octopus is 1 feet left of and -2 inches behind the knight. It is facing southeast. A dim orange light is -2 inches above the chessboard. A dim lemon light is -4 inches above the chessboard. Camera light is beige. It is night. A light is 20 feet above the chessboard

hedgeho... 7/2/2016
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Making a Splash

A 10 feet high and 120 feet wide silver mountain is in a clear lake. The lake is -0.8 feet above the ground. A 30 feet high and 60 feet wide silver mountain is -40 feet above the mountain. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The ground is [water] texture. The texture is 50 feet wide. A 100 feet high and 240 feet deep and 450 feet wide silver mountain is 40 feet to the south of the mountain. It is leaning 95 degrees to the front. The azimuth of the sun is 110 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees.

hedgeho... 7/17/2016
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My Hovercraft is Full of Eels

The ground is clear. The sky is 10000 feet wide [underwater]. A texture hovercraft is 50 feet above the ground. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. An enormous electric eel is -25 feet above the hovercraft. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. An enormous electric eel is to the left of the electric eel. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. An enormous electric eel is 2.5 feet to the right of the electric eel. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. A manta ray is 8 feet to the left of and -12 feet above the hovercraft. A manta ray is 5 feet to the left of and -6 feet above the hovercraft. A manta ray is 12 feet to the left of and -16 feet above the hovercraft. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. A manta ray is 9 feet to the left of and -20 feet above the hovercraft. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. 4 turquoise lights are above the hovercraft. Camera light is green. A dim lime light is in front of the hovercraft. A blue light is above the hovercraft. A light is -9 feet above the hovercraft.

hedgeho... 7/17/2016
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Rays of Hope

The ground is clear. A white manta ray 50 feet above the ground. A white manta ray next to the manta ray. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. It is facing southeast. A white manta ray behind the manta ray. It is facing west. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. A white manta ray above the manta ray. It is facing north. A white manta ray above and 1 foot left of the manta ray. It is facing west. A white manta ray 6 inches above and -6 inches right of the manta ray. It is facing northwest. A white manta ray below and 1 foot right of the manta ray. It is leaning right. A white manta ray -6 foot above and -4 foot right of the manta ray. It is facing west. A white manta ray above the manta ray. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. A white manta ray to the left of and 1 foot behind the manta ray. A white manta ray 2 feet to the left of and 2 feet above the manta ray. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. The sky is [hope]. 4 lights are 2 feet behind the manta ray. 2 cream lights are 3 feet in front of the manta ray. Camera light is cream. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 170 degrees. Ambient light is black.

hedgeho... 9/2/2016
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Somewhere Over the Rainbow

A 12 inch wide and 20 inch high clear rainbow is -16 inches above a 9 inch wide and 19 inch high rainbow. A large clear sphere is in the rainbow. A butterfly fits in the sphere. 2 lemon lights are above the rainbow. The ground is 60 feet wide [atmosphere]. A red light is right of the butterfly. A green light is left of the butterfly. A blue light is behind the butterfly. 7 lights are below the sphere. A 20 inch wide [wood] building is 12 inches in front of the rainbow. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. It is facing northeast. A yellow light is left of the building. Camera light is black. The Sun is black. A light is in front of the building. A dim light is 1 foot above the butterfly. An extremely tiny woman is -6 inches right of the building. She is leaning 15 degrees to the back. She is facing the sphere. An extremely tiny man is right of the woman. He is leaning 15 degrees to the back. He is facing the sphere. Ambient light is charcoal. An enormous clear wall is 2 feet above the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

hedgeho... 9/25/2016
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When the Oil Has Gone

A lava river is -1 inches above an [oil] ocean. A silver boat is 10 feet left of and 10 feet behind the river. A large bird is 10 feet above the boat. A large bird is 2 feet above and 2 feet in front of the bird. A bird is -117 feet left of and -44.5 feet behind and -21 inches above the river. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. Camera light is silver. A light is 2 inches above and 3 inches left of the bird. A cream light is above and -5 feet in front of the boat.

hedgeho... 10/11/2016
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Liquid Lunch

It is evening. A [liquid] circle is in a 2.8 feet wide texture dish. The ground is 2 feet wide cloth. A large fly is -1 inch left of and -0.8 inch above the circle. It is facing the circle. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A dim orange light is above the fly. A large fly is 1.5 inch in front of and -2.5 inches above the fly. It is facing the circle. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A navy light is above the fly. A fly is 2 inches in front of and -0.7 inch above the circle. It is facing the large fly. A lemon light is behind the circle. A dim yellow light is 5 feet above and 3 feet left of the yellow light. A dim light is above the fly.

hedgeho... 1/28/2017
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Saturday Night at the Alpha Centauri Pool Hall

A sphere is 2.3 feet wide [alien]. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. It is on a 1 mile wide and 1 mile deep silver sheet. The ground is 2500 feet wide [mirror]. It is 500 feet high. The sun is navy. A 2 feet long and 0.7 inch wide [wood] cone is -1 feet right of and in front of the sphere. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A small scarlet sphere is 2 feet right of the sphere. A small dark cyan sphere is in front of and -6 inches right of the small scarlet sphere. A small white sphere is 1 foot left of the small scarlet sphere. A lemon light is left of the cone. Camera light is lilac. A scarlet light is right of the sphere.

hedgeho... 9/30/2017
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Empathy

A glass catfish fits in a glass. A 1 inch high man is in front of the glass. He is facing the catfish. He is 0.2 inch above the ground. The ground is shiny. Camera light is black. The shirt of the man is [black]. The azimuth of the sun is 80 degrees. A purple light is above the man. A dim red light is left of the man. The ground is 250 feet high. A small silver pyramid is left of the glass.

hedgeho... 7/31/2018
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Waiting for the Seal of Approval

A [bench] bench. The sky is [town]. Camera light is black. A dark tree is behind and -8 feet left of the bench. A tiny seal is -1.38 foot above and -1.5 foot left of the bench. A lemon light is right of the seal. The sun is cream. It is dusk. A small dark green cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.35 feet above the seal. A small silver cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.33 feet above the seal. A brush is -4.2 inch right of and -1.2 feet above the seal. It is leaning 85 degrees to the right. The ground is shiny and dark green. A cream light is right of and above the cylinder.

hedgeho... 10/3/2018
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The Perfect Ecosystem

A shiny shrimp is 7.5 inch in a clear sphere. It is facing southeast. The ground is clear. A tiny dark shiny plant is 1 foot in the sphere.

hedgeho... 11/1/2018
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The Artist Becomes His Work

A [gallery] backdrop. An image-12260 painting. 5 lilac lights are 2 foot above and 2 foot in front of and left of the painting. The azimuth of the sun is 345 degrees. A wooden window is -7 inch in front of the painting. Ambient light is lilac.

hedgeho... 4/16/2020
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Divinity

A huge black shiny button is -8.9 inch above and -8 inch in front of a 150% brown woman. Background is forest. Sky is cloud. Sun is silver. A butterfly is -8 inch above and -6 inch in front of the woman.

hedgeho... 5/23/2016
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Impression of an Abstract Conga Line

The ground is silver. A Klee sphere is on a silver sphere. A Mondrian sphere is on a second silver sphere. A Kandinsky sphere is on a third silver sphere. A Klee sphere is on a fourth silver sphere. A Kandinsky sphere is on a fifth silver sphere. A Mondrian sphere is on a sixth silver sphere. A Van Gogh sphere is on a seventh silver sphere. A Matisse sphere is on an eight silver sphere. A Seurat sphere is on a ninth silver sphere.

hedgeho... 5/29/2016
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The Truth Is I Never Left You

A very huge [argentina] painting is in front of and -26 feet above a 50 foot high [wall] wall. The wall is 100 feet long. The painting is -25 feet to the left of the wall. A second 60 foot high [wall] wall is -22 feet to the left of the first wall. The second wall is facing east. The second wall is 150 feet long. The ground is unreflective very huge carpet. The azimuth of the sun is 130 degrees. It is night. An enormous light fixture is 20 feet in front of the painting. The light fixture is -14 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the painting. An amber light is -4.94 feet below the light fixture. Camera light is dim amber. Ambient light is dim grey. A bright yellow light is 1 foot to the right of the wall. A 9 foot long brown leather book is 16 feet below and 5 feet left of and 1 foot in front of the painting. The book is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The book is facing southeast. "Eva" is in front of and -8.5 feet to the left of and -8 feet below the book. The "Eva" is leaning 6 degrees to the right. A 4 feet wide and 8 feet high reflective turquoise drop is 0.05 feet in front of and -1 feet below and -4 feet to the right of the painting.

hedgeho... 5/30/2016
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Lost in a Forest

The ground is [forest]. The sky is [forest]. A 150 feet wide dark green ant facing a 120 foot tall astronaut. The astronaut is facing east. The azimuth of the sun is 210 degrees. A green light is 180 feet to the left of the ant. A yellow light is 40 feet to the left of the ant. Camera light is black.

hedgeho... 6/4/2016
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Hey Teacher, Leave Them Squids Alone!

The ground is [wood]. An enormous brick wall is on the ground. A 6 feet high black painting is in front of and -10 feet below and -20 feet to the right of the wall. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. A light grey chair is in front of the desk. The chair is facing the painting. A 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the chair. The squid is facing the painting. The squid is leaning 35 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A white light is 8 feet in front of the painting. A dim yellow light is 2 feet above the painting. A second [wood] desk is on the ground and 24 feet in front of the painting. A third [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. The third desk is -1 foot to the right of the painting. A fourth [wood] desk is on the ground and 24 feet in front of the painting. The fourth desk is 1 foot to the right of the painting. A fifth [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. The fifth desk is -16 feet to the right of the painting. A second light grey chair is in front of the third desk. The second chair is facing north. A third light grey chair is in front of the fourth desk. The third chair is facing north. A fourth light grey chair is in front of the fifth desk. The fourth chair is facing north. A second 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the second chair. The second squid is facing northwest. The second squid is leaning 39 degrees to the back. A third 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the third chair. The third squid is facing north. The third squid is leaning 32 degrees to the back. A fourth 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the fourth chair. The fourth squid is facing northeast. The fourth squid is leaning 35 degrees to the back. A large grey shark is 2 inches in front of the painting. A scarlet light is 1 inch above the shark. A hat is -2.6 feet in front of and -2.2 feet above the shark. The hat is leaning 25 degrees to the front. "LU

hedgeho... 6/10/2016
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Showrooms of Atlantis

A tiny silver car is in an enormous turquoise glass fish tank. A 30 feet high silver wall is to the left of the fish tank. It is facing east. A 30 feet high silver wall is behind the fish tank. A 30 feet high silver wall is in front of the fish tank. 4 blue lights are -24 inches in front of and 10 inches above the car. 2 navy lights are 1 inch behind the car. 2 white lights are in the fish tank. A silver wall is behind the car. 2 scarlet lights are in front of the car. 6 gold lights are 40 inches above and 8 inches in front of the car. A silver wall is on top of the fish tank. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The car is facing southeast. The ground is water. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees.

hedgeho... 6/18/2016
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A Healthy Diet

The ground is [food]. The [food] is 1.5 feet wide. A large [ants] chicken leg is in front of an anteater. It is facing east. A peach light is 6 feet above the anteater. A wine glass is 1 foot to the right of and 0.8 foot in front of the anteater. A lemon light is in the glass. A large ant is -2.2 inches above the glass. It is dusk.

hedgeho... 6/19/2016
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The Twilight Zone

The ground is invisible. The sky is [nebula]. The [nebula] is 3200 feet wide. A [wood] door is on the ground. It is leaning 85 degrees to the back. A gold window is 10 feet to the right of the door. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. It is facing southwest. An enormous eye is 5 feet to the right of and 1 foot to the south of the door. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. "E=mc" is to the north of the eye. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. A small "2" is 1 inch to the right of and -6 inches to the north of the "E=mc". It is leaning 46 degrees to the back. A huge clock is 4.5 feet to the south of and 1 inch to the right of the door. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A large white circle is below the clock. A silver stick is to the south of the clock. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small silver circle is to the south of the stick. A large grey bell is to the north of the clock. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is -11 inches above the clock. A grey man is 6 feet to the south of and -7 feet to the right of the window. He is leaning 76 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -35 inches below the man. He is leaning 72 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -40 inches below the man. He is leaning 68 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -44 inches below the man. He is leaning 64 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. The azimuth of the sun is 170 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 90 degrees.

hedgeho... 6/24/2016
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On the Road to Dystopia

A large [fire] "451F" is -28 inches above an enormous [rug] book. The book is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is -8 inches above the ground. The ground is unreflective [sand]. The [sand] is 3 feet wide. An enormous salamander is 4 feet left of the book. It is on the ground. Camera light is 80% red. It is dawn. 4 yellow lights are 6 feet to the right of and 2.5 feet above the salamander. 2 red lights are 7 feet to the right of and 2 feet above the salamander. 3 scarlet lights are above the salamander. A small [fire] tree is -30 inches behind the salamander. The sky is [room].

hedgeho... 6/27/2016
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Midas

The sky is black. The ground is gold. A clear giraffe is -2 feet to the left of clear tree. 10 lights are above the tree. A man is -7.5 feet above the giraffe. A clear volcano is 10 feet in front of the giraffe. 12 lights are -2 feet below the volcano. The volcano is a light. Camera light is gold.

hedgeho... 7/2/2016
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Don't Try This at Home

A bicycle is -4 feet above a telephone line. It is facing east. The sky is [waterfall]. The ground is [water] texture. The texture is 150 feet wide. A man is -0.5 foot above the bicycle. Camera light is black. A turquoise light is above the man. A blue light is in front of the man. The azimuth of the sun is 40 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 5 degrees. The sun is 50% blue. Ambient light is violet.

hedgeho... 7/3/2016
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Trouble Ahead

A train is facing east. 5 orange lights are 1.5 feet east of and -4 feet above the train. A train is -10 feet west of the train. It is facing east. A train is -10 feet west of the train. It is facing east. The sky is [snow]. The ground is clear. A humongous flat transparent wall is 5 feet behind the train. 6 red lights are 3 feet behind and -4 feet above the train. Camera light is black. It is dusk. The altitude of the sun is 70 degrees. Ambient light is black. A sheep is 95 feet to the east of the train.