Read All About It

The ground is newspaper. A huge newspaper building is 150 feet in front of an enormous newspaper mountain. The azimuth of the sun is 270 degrees. A huge newspaper plane is 420 feet above and 50 feet to the right of the building. 4 enormous newspaper tanks are 100 feet to the left of the building. They are facing the building. A 70 feet long newspaper missile is 100 feet below and 10 feet in front of the plane. A 30 feet high fire is 100 feet to the right of the building. A 70 feet high fire is 200 feet to the right of and 10 feet in front of the building. An 80 feet tall fire is 180 feet to the right of and -30 feet behind the building. A 90 feet long newspaper missile is behind the 80 feet tall fire. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A very large newspaper plane is 300 feet above and 600 feet behind the 80 feet tall fire. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 160 degrees. A red light is 200 feet to the right of the 80 feet tall fire. Camera light is grey. The sun is 65% scarlet.

Bodega Bay, 1963

A large snail is -0.3 inches above a bucket. It is facing southeast. The bucket is upside down. It is 4 inch wide wood. The ground is shiny water. A seagull is 6 inches above the snail. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A seagull is 1.9 feet right of and -2 inches above the snail. It is facing the snail. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. A seagull is 2 feet right of and 2 feet behind and 1.5 feet above the snail. It is facing the snail. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A seagull is 1 foot left of and -1 foot above the seagull. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A seagull is 5 feet behind the seagull. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A dark gold boat is 40 feet behind and 15 feet right of the bucket. It is -16 inches above the ground. It is leaning 2 degrees to the back. A 4 feet high woman is -3.3 feet above the boat. The altitude of the sun is 170 degrees. The sun is scarlet. Camera light is black. A red light is in front of the bucket. A seagull is 0.8 feet right of and -5 inches above the snail. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front.

hedgehog1... 6/16/2016
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The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword

A tiny flat sword is on a large sheet. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is -6 inches to the right of the sheet. A 14 inch long gold pen is -1 inches above the sheet. It is leaning 35 degrees to the right. The pen is -1 inches from the top of the sheet. The pen is -1 inch north of the sword. The ground is texture. The texture is 2 feet wide. A red light is 2 feet behind the sheet. 2 blue lights are 1.5 foot to the right of the sheet. A green light is 1 foot to the right of the red light. A tiny flat cream man is on the sheet. He is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 2 inch wide red puddle is 2.5 inches to the left of and -2 inches to the north of the sword. A tiny scarlet puddle is -0.01 inches below the man. It is night. A scarlet light is above the man. Camera light is 60% lemon. A gold light is below the man.

hedgehog1... 6/18/2016
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Rise of the Forgotten Herds

6 flat horses. The ground is unreflective texture. The texture is 1.7 feet wide. The sun is white. Camera light is black. It is dusk. The azimuth of the sun is 25 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 12 degrees. 5 flat horses are 50 feet behind the 6 flat horses. 4 small flat horses are to the right of the 5 flat horses. A small flat horse is 40 feet behind and 7 feet to the right of the 6 flat horses.

hedgehog1... 7/1/2016
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##getty

Needlessly Lost, Never Forgotten

A white dove is next to a peace lily. The ground is unreflective texture. The texture is 0.5 feet wide. The sky is [barbed wire]. It is dusk. A scarlet light is 5 feet to the left of the dove. An orange light is above the dove. Camera light is black. 2 grey lights are above the dove. A white grave is 10 inches in front of and -14 inches to the right of the dove. It is -28 inches above the ground. The azimuth of the sun is 110 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 3 degrees.

Rhythm of the Night

8 blue lights are in 8 red lights. A purple light is in the sky. It is night. The ground is texture. A 6 inch wide and 1 foot high cylinder is 1 feet wide [night]. It is on a 7 inch wide and 3 inch high silver cylinder. 2 peach lights are 3 inches above the cylinder. A 7 inch wide and 1.2 foot high cylinder is 1.2 feet high [night]. It is 1 foot to the right of and 10 inches in front of the 1 foot high cylinder. It is on an 8 inch wide and 4 inch high silver cylinder. A 7 inch wide and 2 feet high silver cylinder is above the 1 foot high cylinder. An 8 inch wide and 2 feet high silver cylinder is above the 1.2 feet high cylinder. A blue light is in front of the cylinder. A turquoise light is to the right of the 2 feet high cylinder.

The Eye of Morpheus

A clear red tube. Ground is silver. A light is in the tube. A blue light is right of the tube. A peach light is left of the tube. A small silver sphere is 2 feet in the tube. 12 lights are above the sphere. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees.

The Great Mythical Reenactment

A chessboard is on a brown glass table. The ground is 20 feet wide wood. A pale orange chair is behind the table. A 1.2 feet wide and 1.2 feet deep and 2 inch high [cloth] cushion is on the chair. A pale orange chair is 1.2 feet right of the chair. A 1.2 feet wide and 1.2 feet deep and 2 inch high [cloth] cushion is on the chair. A 1.5 feet high squid is right of and -3 feet above the table. It is facing the chair. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. A 100 feet long wall is 10 feet behind the chair. It is 10 feet wide [kitchen]. A 60 feet long wall is 10 feet right of the table. It is facing west. It is 10 feet wide [kitchen]. A shiny cream cooker is 7 feet behind and 4 feet right of the chair. A shiny cream cupboard is 7 feet behind and 7 feet right of the chair. A cream door is 1 feet in front of and 1.5 feet right of the cupboard. It is facing east. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 60 degrees. The sun is black. A knight is -3 inches left of and -3.7 inches behind the chessboard. A black knight is 6.8 inches right of and 3 inches in front of the knight. It is facing north. A small octopus is 1 feet left of and -2 inches behind the knight. It is facing southeast. A dim orange light is -2 inches above the chessboard. A dim lemon light is -4 inches above the chessboard. Camera light is beige. It is night. A light is 20 feet above the chessboard

I Lost My Head in the Clouds

The ground is 50 feet wide [sky]. A huge [sky] sphere is 20 feet in front of a flat sky wall. The wall is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The sun is khaki. A tiny man is 10 feet left of the sphere. He is facing the sphere. A humongous cloud head is 50 feet behind and -3 feet left of the man. It is -2 feet above the ground. The hair of the head is cloud. Camera light is grey. The azimuth of the sun is 80 degrees.

Just Say 'No'

A small silver "A B C D E F G" is on and -2 feet north of and -10 feet left of an enormous [halloween] board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The frame of the board is black. A small silver "H I J K L M N" is on and -4 feet north of and -9.8 feet left of an enormous [halloween] board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A small silver "O P Q R S T U" is on and -6 feet north of and -10.2 feet left of an enormous [halloween] board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A small silver "V W X Y Z" is on and -8 feet north of and -9.3 feet left of an enormous [halloween] board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The board is on an enormous clear table. A small silver "Yes" is on and -1.4 foot south of and -2.5 feet right of the board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A small "No" is on and -1.4 foot south of and -2 feet left of the board. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 4 feet high glass is on the "No". It is upside down. The ground is silver. 5 red lights are on the glass. 8 navy lights are above and -3 feet northeast of the board. Camera light is dim green. The azimuth of the sun is 260 degrees. A navy light is -2 feet above the table. The sky is [dark]. It is facing northwest. A 3 feet high bottle is on and -5 feet left of and -10 feet north of the table. A 2 feet high cigarette is 2 feet North of and 1 foot east of and -3 feet above the bottle. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing the board. A 2 feet high cigarette is -1.5 feet left of and -0.5 foot south of the cigarette. It is leaning 85 degrees to the front. It is facing northeast. The sun is cream.

Trouble Brewing

A huge shiny cup is in a jungle. It is leaning 7 degrees to the front. Camera light is black. A light is -1.2 foot above the cup. A dim baby blue light is -1.1 feet above the cup. A scarlet light is 2 inches above the light. A red light is 2 feet left of the light. It is dusk. Ambient light is purple. A scorpion is -7 inches above the cup. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. A scorpion is left of and -4 inches above the scorpion. The sky is [shadow]. The sun is Royal blue. A huge clear blue pyramid is 2 feet in front of the cup. A huge silver pyramid is right of the pyramid. It is upside down. A humongous dim cyan light is 60 feet behind and 15 feet left of the cup. 2 huge navy lights are 30 feet above and 30 feet behind the blue light. A 12 feet wide flat shiny black sphere is below the cup. It is on the ground. A huge shiny black pyramid is 14 feet behind and 15 feet left of the cup.

hedgehog1... 7/2/2016
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Making a Splash

A 10 feet high and 120 feet wide silver mountain is in a clear lake. The lake is -0.8 feet above the ground. A 30 feet high and 60 feet wide silver mountain is -40 feet above the mountain. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The ground is [water] texture. The texture is 50 feet wide. A 100 feet high and 240 feet deep and 450 feet wide silver mountain is 40 feet to the south of the mountain. It is leaning 95 degrees to the front. The azimuth of the sun is 110 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees.

Welcome to the Machine

A clear thin "technology" is -10 feet left of a clear thin "schmechnology". It is -10 feet left of a silver thin "#defineABSTRACT". It is in front of a small silver wall. It is above 2 red lights. It is left of a green light. 3 blue lights are 1 foot left of the green light. It is noon. The ground is silver. The sky is black. Camera light is amber. 10 purple lights are right of the wall. 10 lilac lights are left of the wall. A huge clear pyramid is 4 feet right of the wall. A light is right of the pyramid.

hedgehog1... 7/17/2016
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##getty

Rays of Hope

The ground is clear. A white manta ray 50 feet above the ground. A white manta ray next to the manta ray. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. It is facing southeast. A white manta ray behind the manta ray. It is facing west. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. A white manta ray above the manta ray. It is facing north. A white manta ray above and 1 foot left of the manta ray. It is facing west. A white manta ray 6 inches above and -6 inches right of the manta ray. It is facing northwest. A white manta ray below and 1 foot right of the manta ray. It is leaning right. A white manta ray -6 foot above and -4 foot right of the manta ray. It is facing west. A white manta ray above the manta ray. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. A white manta ray to the left of and 1 foot behind the manta ray. A white manta ray 2 feet to the left of and 2 feet above the manta ray. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. The sky is [hope]. 4 lights are 2 feet behind the manta ray. 2 cream lights are 3 feet in front of the manta ray. Camera light is cream. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 170 degrees. Ambient light is black.

Somewhere Over the Rainbow

A 12 inch wide and 20 inch high clear rainbow is -16 inches above a 9 inch wide and 19 inch high rainbow. A large clear sphere is in the rainbow. A butterfly fits in the sphere. 2 lemon lights are above the rainbow. The ground is 60 feet wide [atmosphere]. A red light is right of the butterfly. A green light is left of the butterfly. A blue light is behind the butterfly. 7 lights are below the sphere. A 20 inch wide [wood] building is 12 inches in front of the rainbow. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. It is facing northeast. A yellow light is left of the building. Camera light is black. The Sun is black. A light is in front of the building. A dim light is 1 foot above the butterfly. An extremely tiny woman is -6 inches right of the building. She is leaning 15 degrees to the back. She is facing the sphere. An extremely tiny man is right of the woman. He is leaning 15 degrees to the back. He is facing the sphere. Ambient light is charcoal. An enormous clear wall is 2 feet above the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

When the Oil Has Gone

A lava river is -1 inches above an [oil] ocean. A silver boat is 10 feet left of and 10 feet behind the river. A large bird is 10 feet above the boat. A large bird is 2 feet above and 2 feet in front of the bird. A bird is -117 feet left of and -44.5 feet behind and -21 inches above the river. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. Camera light is silver. A light is 2 inches above and 3 inches left of the bird. A cream light is above and -5 feet in front of the boat.

Sloth's Shrubbery

The ground is clear. A sloth is 5 feet in a tree. The tree is leaning 80 degrees to the front. It is 10 feet above the ground. The sun is pink. It is dawn. 10 cream lights are above the sloth. 6 orange lights are behind the sloth. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A shiny brown tree is 20 feet left of the sloth. A huge clear wall is right of the tree. A huge tree is behind the tree.

hedgehog1... 10/11/2016
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##getty

Liquid Lunch

It is evening. A [liquid] circle is in a 2.8 feet wide texture dish. The ground is 2 feet wide cloth. A large fly is -1 inch left of and -0.8 inch above the circle. It is facing the circle. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A dim orange light is above the fly. A large fly is 1.5 inch in front of and -2.5 inches above the fly. It is facing the circle. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A navy light is above the fly. A fly is 2 inches in front of and -0.7 inch above the circle. It is facing the large fly. A lemon light is behind the circle. A dim yellow light is 5 feet above and 3 feet left of the yellow light. A dim light is above the fly.

The Watchful Eyes of Mother Nature

A silver donut is in a silver can. A huge silver eye is behind the donut. It is facing east. A huge silver eye is in front of the donut. It is facing east. The ground is dark mahogany. An enormous sunflower is 2 feet right of the can. It is 6 feet in the ground. It is facing southwest. An enormous sunflower is behind the sunflower. It is leaning 30 degrees to the left. It is 7 feet in the ground. An enormous sunflower is left of the sunflower. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. Camera light is grey. A green light is left of the can. A scarlet light is 4 feet behind the green light. 6 huge lemon trees are 20 feet right of the can. A 200 feet long clear flat wall is 25 feet in front of the can. A 200 feet long clear flat wall is 14 feet in front of the can. A 200 feet long clear flat wall is 8 feet in front of the can. A 200 feet long clear flat wall is 3 feet in front of the can.

Billy the Squid

A hat is -1.8 feet above and -5 feet in front of a squid. It is leaning 15 degrees to the back. The squid is leaning 20 degrees to the back. It is -14 inches above the ground. The ground is 4 feet wide [wild]. A huge silver bullet is 1.9 feet in front of and -10 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 3 feet long gold cylinder is -14 inches in front of and -16 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 2.5 feet long gold cylinder is -9 inches in front of and -16 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A 0.5 inch wide and 2 feet long gold cylinder is -5 inches in front of and -16.4 inches above the squid. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A light is above the squid. The sun is grey. A clear brown saloon is 30 feet left of and -9 feet behind the squid. It is facing east. 2 scarlet lights are 1.6 foot above the saloon. The facade of the saloon is white. A dark horse is 1.5 foot behind the saloon. It is facing east. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back.

Saturday Night at the Alpha Centauri Pool Hall

A sphere is 2.3 feet wide [alien]. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. It is on a 1 mile wide and 1 mile deep silver sheet. The ground is 2500 feet wide [mirror]. It is 500 feet high. The sun is navy. A 2 feet long and 0.7 inch wide [wood] cone is -1 feet right of and in front of the sphere. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A small scarlet sphere is 2 feet right of the sphere. A small dark cyan sphere is in front of and -6 inches right of the small scarlet sphere. A small white sphere is 1 foot left of the small scarlet sphere. A lemon light is left of the cone. Camera light is lilac. A scarlet light is right of the sphere.

Empathy

A glass catfish fits in a glass. A 1 inch high man is in front of the glass. He is facing the catfish. He is 0.2 inch above the ground. The ground is shiny. Camera light is black. The shirt of the man is [black]. The azimuth of the sun is 80 degrees. A purple light is above the man. A dim red light is left of the man. The ground is 250 feet high. A small silver pyramid is left of the glass.

Frozen Spirits

The sky is [cold]. It is upside down. The ground is silver. A shiny [ice] hand is leaning 5 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A dim cyan light is above and right of the hand. A light is in front of the hand. A navy light is above the light. A dim green light is above and left of the light. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees.

Waiting for the Seal of Approval

A [bench] bench. The sky is [town]. Camera light is black. A dark tree is behind and -8 feet left of the bench. A tiny seal is -1.38 foot above and -1.5 foot left of the bench. A lemon light is right of the seal. The sun is cream. It is dusk. A small dark green cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.35 feet above the seal. A small silver cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.33 feet above the seal. A brush is -4.2 inch right of and -1.2 feet above the seal. It is leaning 85 degrees to the right. The ground is shiny and dark green. A cream light is right of and above the cylinder.

The Artist Becomes His Work

A [gallery] backdrop. An image-12260 painting. 5 lilac lights are 2 foot above and 2 foot in front of and left of the painting. The azimuth of the sun is 345 degrees. A wooden window is -7 inch in front of the painting. Ambient light is lilac.

hedgehog1... 5/23/2016
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#totwreflection

Impression of an Abstract Conga Line

The ground is silver. A Klee sphere is on a silver sphere. A Mondrian sphere is on a second silver sphere. A Kandinsky sphere is on a third silver sphere. A Klee sphere is on a fourth silver sphere. A Kandinsky sphere is on a fifth silver sphere. A Mondrian sphere is on a sixth silver sphere. A Van Gogh sphere is on a seventh silver sphere. A Matisse sphere is on an eight silver sphere. A Seurat sphere is on a ninth silver sphere.

hedgehog1... 5/29/2016
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##getty

The Truth Is I Never Left You

A very huge [argentina] painting is in front of and -26 feet above a 50 foot high [wall] wall. The wall is 100 feet long. The painting is -25 feet to the left of the wall. A second 60 foot high [wall] wall is -22 feet to the left of the first wall. The second wall is facing east. The second wall is 150 feet long. The ground is unreflective very huge carpet. The azimuth of the sun is 130 degrees. It is night. An enormous light fixture is 20 feet in front of the painting. The light fixture is -14 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the painting. An amber light is -4.94 feet below the light fixture. Camera light is dim amber. Ambient light is dim grey. A bright yellow light is 1 foot to the right of the wall. A 9 foot long brown leather book is 16 feet below and 5 feet left of and 1 foot in front of the painting. The book is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The book is facing southeast. "Eva" is in front of and -8.5 feet to the left of and -8 feet below the book. The "Eva" is leaning 6 degrees to the right. A 4 feet wide and 8 feet high reflective turquoise drop is 0.05 feet in front of and -1 feet below and -4 feet to the right of the painting.

hedgehog1... 5/30/2016
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##getty

Lost in a Forest

The ground is [forest]. The sky is [forest]. A 150 feet wide dark green ant facing a 120 foot tall astronaut. The astronaut is facing east. The azimuth of the sun is 210 degrees. A green light is 180 feet to the left of the ant. A yellow light is 40 feet to the left of the ant. Camera light is black.

hedgehog1... 6/4/2016
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Hey Teacher, Leave Them Squids Alone!

The ground is [wood]. An enormous brick wall is on the ground. A 6 feet high black painting is in front of and -10 feet below and -20 feet to the right of the wall. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. A light grey chair is in front of the desk. The chair is facing the painting. A 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the chair. The squid is facing the painting. The squid is leaning 35 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A white light is 8 feet in front of the painting. A dim yellow light is 2 feet above the painting. A second [wood] desk is on the ground and 24 feet in front of the painting. A third [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. The third desk is -1 foot to the right of the painting. A fourth [wood] desk is on the ground and 24 feet in front of the painting. The fourth desk is 1 foot to the right of the painting. A fifth [wood] desk is on the ground and 16 feet in front of the painting. The fifth desk is -16 feet to the right of the painting. A second light grey chair is in front of the third desk. The second chair is facing north. A third light grey chair is in front of the fourth desk. The third chair is facing north. A fourth light grey chair is in front of the fifth desk. The fourth chair is facing north. A second 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the second chair. The second squid is facing northwest. The second squid is leaning 39 degrees to the back. A third 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the third chair. The third squid is facing north. The third squid is leaning 32 degrees to the back. A fourth 5 feet long red squid is 1 feet in the fourth chair. The fourth squid is facing northeast. The fourth squid is leaning 35 degrees to the back. A large grey shark is 2 inches in front of the painting. A scarlet light is 1 inch above the shark. A hat is -2.6 feet in front of and -2.2 feet above the shark. The hat is leaning 25 degrees to the front. "LU

hedgehog1... 6/10/2016
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##HD

Showrooms of Atlantis

A tiny silver car is in an enormous turquoise glass fish tank. A 30 feet high silver wall is to the left of the fish tank. It is facing east. A 30 feet high silver wall is behind the fish tank. A 30 feet high silver wall is in front of the fish tank. 4 blue lights are -24 inches in front of and 10 inches above the car. 2 navy lights are 1 inch behind the car. 2 white lights are in the fish tank. A silver wall is behind the car. 2 scarlet lights are in front of the car. 6 gold lights are 40 inches above and 8 inches in front of the car. A silver wall is on top of the fish tank. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The car is facing southeast. The ground is water. The azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees.

hedgehog1... 6/18/2016
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##getty

A Healthy Diet

The ground is [food]. The [food] is 1.5 feet wide. A large [ants] chicken leg is in front of an anteater. It is facing east. A peach light is 6 feet above the anteater. A wine glass is 1 foot to the right of and 0.8 foot in front of the anteater. A lemon light is in the glass. A large ant is -2.2 inches above the glass. It is dusk.

hedgehog1... 6/19/2016
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The Twilight Zone

The ground is invisible. The sky is [nebula]. The [nebula] is 3200 feet wide. A [wood] door is on the ground. It is leaning 85 degrees to the back. A gold window is 10 feet to the right of the door. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. It is facing southwest. An enormous eye is 5 feet to the right of and 1 foot to the south of the door. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. "E=mc" is to the north of the eye. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. A small "2" is 1 inch to the right of and -6 inches to the north of the "E=mc". It is leaning 46 degrees to the back. A huge clock is 4.5 feet to the south of and 1 inch to the right of the door. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A large white circle is below the clock. A silver stick is to the south of the clock. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small silver circle is to the south of the stick. A large grey bell is to the north of the clock. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is -11 inches above the clock. A grey man is 6 feet to the south of and -7 feet to the right of the window. He is leaning 76 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -35 inches below the man. He is leaning 72 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -40 inches below the man. He is leaning 68 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. A grey man is -44 inches below the man. He is leaning 64 degrees to the back. He is facing southeast. The azimuth of the sun is 170 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 90 degrees.

hedgehog1... 6/24/2016
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##getty

On the Road to Dystopia

A large [fire] "451F" is -28 inches above an enormous [rug] book. The book is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is -8 inches above the ground. The ground is unreflective [sand]. The [sand] is 3 feet wide. An enormous salamander is 4 feet left of the book. It is on the ground. Camera light is 80% red. It is dawn. 4 yellow lights are 6 feet to the right of and 2.5 feet above the salamander. 2 red lights are 7 feet to the right of and 2 feet above the salamander. 3 scarlet lights are above the salamander. A small [fire] tree is -30 inches behind the salamander. The sky is [room].

Can't See the Wood for the Trees

A 5 feet high and 100 feet wide mountain is in a forest. The mountain is texture. The texture is 14 feet wide. A tree is -3 feet above the mountain. A [woodland] wall is 1 foot behind the tree. A humongous [woodland] sphere is behind the wall. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A 50 feet wide [woodland] pyramid is behind the sphere. A lime light is in front of the tree. A light is above the tree. 4 lights are 8 feet to the left of the wall. Camera light is black. 6 lemon lights are in the tree. 6 violet lights are to the left of the tree. 6 violet lights are in front of the tree. It is dawn.

hedgehog1... 6/27/2016
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Midas

The sky is black. The ground is gold. A clear giraffe is -2 feet to the left of clear tree. 10 lights are above the tree. A man is -7.5 feet above the giraffe. A clear volcano is 10 feet in front of the giraffe. 12 lights are -2 feet below the volcano. The volcano is a light. Camera light is gold.

hedgehog1... 7/2/2016
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##getty

Don't Try This at Home

A bicycle is -4 feet above a telephone line. It is facing east. The sky is [waterfall]. The ground is [water] texture. The texture is 150 feet wide. A man is -0.5 foot above the bicycle. Camera light is black. A turquoise light is above the man. A blue light is in front of the man. The azimuth of the sun is 40 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 5 degrees. The sun is 50% blue. Ambient light is violet.

Trouble Ahead

A train is facing east. 5 orange lights are 1.5 feet east of and -4 feet above the train. A train is -10 feet west of the train. It is facing east. A train is -10 feet west of the train. It is facing east. The sky is [snow]. The ground is clear. A humongous flat transparent wall is 5 feet behind the train. 6 red lights are 3 feet behind and -4 feet above the train. Camera light is black. It is dusk. The altitude of the sun is 70 degrees. Ambient light is black. A sheep is 95 feet to the east of the train.

hedgehog1... 7/8/2016
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##getty

Escaping the World in my Bathyscaphe

A clear ocean is in the sky. A bath is 3 feet above the ocean. It is 1 feet wide [fish]. It is facing northeast. 10 lights are 2 feet below the bath. A fish is -1.5 feet above the bath. It is leaning 15 degrees to the back. It is facing southwest.

hedgehog1... 7/10/2016
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##getty

A frog went into a restaurant...

A frog is 4 inches wide [abstract]. It is on a [table] table. The ground is clear. The sky is [cafe]. A large texture bowl is 4 inches in front of the frog. A 12 inch wide clear yellow circle is 2 inches in the bowl. A 10 inch long silver spoon is -1 inches to the left of and -4 inches to the north of the bowl. It is facing southwest. A 5 inch wide [dark] fly is 3 inches in the bowl. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. It is dusk. A lemon light is 10 feet above the bowl. A dim light is 30 feet above the bowl. Camera light is dark grey.

hedgehog1... 7/10/2016
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##getty

Waiting for the Great Leap Forward

It is a new dawn. The peasants are [revolting]. A building is 58 feet wide [china]. It is in a 10 feet high and 250 feet wide and 250 feet deep [europe] mountain. There is a city in the background. The ground is [field]. A humongous [usa] moon is 200 feet to the right of and -20 feet above and 120 feet in front of the building.