zamchick 5/22/2016
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Oops

a monster.a 4 feet tall red lightning bolt is -6 inches right of the monster.the lightning bolt is upside down.the lightning bolt is leaning 80 degrees to the left.the lightning bolt is 3.5 feet above the ground.a boy is 2 feet in front of the monster.the boy is facing the lightning bolt.the ground is grass.the sun is pink.a yellow light is right of the monster.

I'm Bad

the giraffe. the very enormous knife is -4 feet above the giraffe. it is -4.9 feet in front of the giraffe. it is face up. it is leaning 37 degrees to the front.

Fore!

the huge gun is 5 feet above the ground. It is facing left. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back. the huge red cow is 300 feet in the air. it is 300 feet to the left of the gun. a second huge cow is 50 feet behind the cow. a third huge cow is 50 feet behind the second cow. a fourth huge cow is 50 feet behind the third cow. a fifth huge cow is 50 feet behind the fourth cow. a huge sixth cow is 50 feet behind the fifth cow. the very enormous pigeon is to the left of the gun. it is on the ground. it is facing southwest. it is leaning 40 degrees to the back.

Ahhhhh!

a [image-8376] car.a flat man is -36 inch above the car.the camera light is old gold.the ambient light is white.it is dawn.

Help Me! Help Me!

The enormous purple fly is 1.9 feet in the humongous web. It is face up. The tiny [image-9781] cube is -2 inches above the fly. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The huge red spider is below and in front of the fly. It is 1 foot to the right of the fly. It is face down. The red light is 1 foot behind the fly. The blue light is a foot above the red light.

Summer Stock

The 8 tiny people are on the wood stage. the very small man is six inches in front of the people. he is facing backwards. the people are facing the man. the white light is -5 feet above the stage. the [castle] wall is a foot behind the people. it is 10 feet wide. the mauve light is a foot above the man. the tall ground is grass. the curtain of the stage is red.
the camera light is black. the mauve light is 2 feet in front of the man.

Afternoon in the Dog Park for Brains

the huge [flower] hat is -2 feet above the dog. The ground is grass. The very wide white fence is 10 feet behind the dog. A large Dalmatian is 3 Feet behind and 5 feet to the left of the dog. It is facing left. A chair is in front of the fence. A second small dog is on the chair. It is facing right. A third dog is 2 feet in front of the hat. It is on the ground. It is -2 feet to the left of the hat. It is facing right. The man is behind the fence. Three small trees are 10 feet behind the fence.

Everything is RENT

The 8 tiny people are on the [building] stage. the camera light is black. the white light is -5 feet above the stage. the [city] wall is a foot behind the people. it is 10 feet wide.

zamchick 4/26/2016
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#totwwater

Good To The Last Drop

The huge clear green bullfrog is on the desert. The very huge shiny water egg is under the bullfrog. It is upside down. It is 6 inches in the ground. A second frog is 10 inches in the bullfrog. A third frog is above and in front of the second frog.

zamchick 4/24/2016
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The solid red cactus is 4 feet above the ground. The ground is invisible. The solid red alien is a foot to the right of the cactus. He is facing the cactus. The very tiny ufo is 2 feet behind and 7 feet to the right of the alien.

Happy Earth Day!

the [landscape] paper faces down. it is 10 feet wide and 10 feet deep.
the large white "E" is in front of the paper. it is -2.4 feet to the left of the paper. it is on the ground. the globe is to the right of the "E". the red "art" is above the globe. it is 2 feet wide. the large white "TH" is to the right of the globe. the green light is 3 feet above the "E". it is 2 feet in front of the paper. the purple light is 3 feet above the "TH". the camera light is black. it is 2 feet in front of the paper. it is night.
the aqua light is 4 feet to the left and in front of the "E". it is 4 feet above the ground. a dim white light is 3 feet in front of the globe. it is 4 feet above the globe.the red light is in front of the "art". the small white "day" is -1.8 feet to the right of the "TH".
The yellow light is 6 inches in front of and above the "day". The ground is shiny. the enormous brush is in front of the globe. it is facing left. it is 1 foot above the ground.it is leaning 30 degrees to the back. the huge butterfly is 1 foot above the "E". it is leaning backwards.

The Break Up

the donkey is to the left of the alien. it is facing the alien. the ground is shiny. the tiny red barn is 30 feet behind the alien. the huge silver sphere is above and behind the donkey. the small ufo is 5 feet behind and above the alien. the woman is 5 feet in front of the alien. she is facing the alien. the large emoji is a few feet to the left of the woman. it is facing the woman.

OK Timothy, I give up

The wine bottle is on the table. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. The man is 3 inches in the bottle. He is facing backwards. He is leaning 90 degrees to the right. He is 6 inches tall. The professor is 1 foot in front of the table. It is facing backwards. the ground is water. the ship is -1 inch to the right of the man. it is 2.5 inches tall. it is facing right. the blue light is to the right of the bottle. it is an inch above the table.

the "Mon Tues Weds Thurs...." is 4 inches in the ground. the small boy is 3 inches above and -2 feet to the right of it. he is facing right. he is leaning forward.

Three on a Match

the block is 1 feet wide. it is .4 inches tall. it is .4 inches deep. it is 1 foot above the ground. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the block is wood.
the first small fire is above and to the left of the block. the second tiny fire is -2 inches above and to the right of the first fire. the third small fire is -3 inches above and to the left of the first fire. the first tiny dodo is on the third fire. it is leaning to the right. it is upside down. the second very tiny dodo is on the first fire. the third tiny dodo is on the second fire. it is leaning to the back.
the very tiny red sphere is -1 inch to the left and -.9 inches above the block.

eHarmony

the man is a couple of feet to the left of the woman. the man is facing the woman. the woman is facing the man. it is noon. a black animal is -7 inch in front of the man. it is face down. it is 15 feet tall. it is .5 inch deep. it is 2 feet wide.
a black cartoon is -7 inch in front of the woman. it is face down. it is 15 feet tall. it is .5 inch deep.
The grass ground. A white fence is 4 feet behind the woman. It is 100 feet wide. A house is 20 feet behind the fence.
A small tree is to the left of the house. A second small tree is right of the house.
A second small cartoon is -7 inches to the right and -1 foot in front of the black cartoon. It is facing southwest. It is leaning forward.
the camera light is black. the street light is behind the fence. it is to the left of the man.

zamchick 3/23/2016
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The Tectonic Shift Soup Special

the extremely tiny tyrannosaurus is in the giant glass bowl. It is upside down. The bowl is -3 inches to the right of the table. It is leaning 40 degrees to the left. the extremely tiny triceratops is to the left of the bowl. it is on the table. it is facing the tyrannosaurus. the bowl is on the table. the table has a wood texture. the ground has a tile texture. the huge silver spoon is to the right of the bowl. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The pasta noodle fit in the bowl.
The tyrannosaurus rex is on the pasta noodle.
the small asteroid is 3 feet above the triceratops. it is dusk. the red light is 4 feet above the asteroid.

Firsties

the bear is to the left of the tiny hedgehog. it is facing the hedgehog. the bear is leaning forward. It is in the clear ground. the hedgehog is facing left. The rhino is -1.5 foot to the right of the hedgehog. It is facing left. It is leaning forward. It is 1 foot in the ground. The large rainbow fish is 5 inches in front of the hedgehog. It is facing to the back. It is 3 inches in the ground. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

zamchick 3/20/2016
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The first yellow hat is -9 inches above and -9 inches in front of the yellow dodo. The hat is 1.5 feet tall. The hat is 2 inches wide. A second yellow hat is -11.1 inches in front of and -3.9 inches above the dodo. It is 1.5 feet tall. It is 2 inches wide. It is 3 inches deep. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
The yellow plate is 10 inches in the first hat.
The black sphere is -7 inches behind the second hat. The sphere is 4 inches wide. The very tiny white sphere is -1.3 inches to the right of the black sphere. It is -2.5 inches above the black sphere.
The tiny yellow "SPY" is 1 inch above and -10 inches in front of the second hat. It is facing right. The very tiny yellow "vs..." is 2 inches below the second hat. It is -10 inches in front of the second hat. The "vs..." is facing right.

zamchick 3/19/2016
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The Extraction

The huge aqua blue clear tooth is on the beach. The extremely tiny mammoth is .5 inches to the left of the tooth. It is facing the tooth. The clear cone is in the tooth. The extremely tiny ufo is above the cone. The extremely tiny alien is 3 inches to the right of the cone.

zamchick 3/19/2016
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the large [flower] shopping bag is 10 feet in front of the stone house. the ground is shiny concrete. the very small monster is in the bag. it is facing the house. 4 small trees are 6 feet to the left of the house. three dogs are a couple of feet behind the bag.

Timothy in Slumberland

a first red bed is 3 feet above a yellow second bed. a third bed is 3 feet above the first bed. a fourth blue bed is 3 feet above the third bed. it is night. the tiny whale is 2 feet to the right and below the third bed. it is leaning 60 degrees to the left. the enormous crab is to the left and above the second bed. it is leaning 60 degrees to the left. the ground is water. the huge first wave is 70 feet behind the second bed. a second enormous water wave is 15 feet behind the first wave. an enormous fish is 3 feet to the right of the second bed. it is tilting to the right. it is leaning 45 degrees to the front. it is in the ground. the [sky] texture is on the sky. the texture is 1500 feet tall. the sun is mauve. it is dusk.
the grey light is 3 feet in front of the first bed.
The man is 5 feet to the left of and above the third bed. he is 3 feet tall. he is upside down. he is leaning 20 degrees to the front.

Relapse

the gold staircase. the [heaven] texture is on the ground. the texture is 80 feet tall.
the "Display" is -2 feet above and behind the staircase. the old gold rectangle is behind the "Display". it is 3 feet tall and 8 feet wide. it is -2.5 feet above "Display".
the very small giraffe is on the staircase. it is facing backwards.
The humongous dodo is 10 feet behind the staircase. The small balloon is 5 feet in front of and -18 feet above the dodo. The penguin is on the balloon. It is facing backwards.

Beach Boy's Song?

the large [rock] cylinder is on the beach. the small rock is 6 inches to the left of the cylinder. the cylinder is face down. a tiny second rock is 2 inches to the right of the cylinder. the large camera is 9 inches to the right of the cylinder. the red light is a foot above the cylinder. a blue light is 4 inches to the left of the red light. the camera light is black. the ground is shiny water. the large umbrella is 2 feet behind the cylinder.

zamchick 3/5/2016
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Well Owl Bee

The owl is a foot to the right of the well. The humongous Bee is a foot to the right of the owl.

San Francisco, Off The Grid

the small hippo is -1.5 feet above the bicycle.
the big [texture] umbrella is left of the hippo.
the silver ground is water. The umbrella is facing right.
there are 10 tiny trees 10 feet behind the bicycle.

zamchick 3/1/2016
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We are on the moon and it's republican

the donkey is a couple of feet to the left of the alien. the small gold ufo is 10 feet behind the alien. it is 5 feet above the ground. the huge [trump] pyramid is 10 feet behind the donkey. it is 5 feet to the left of the donkey. the ground is shiny.

zamchick 2/29/2016
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monster auditions

an enormous lizard is 3 feet in front of a huge gold rock. it is facing the rock. the rock is face down. the large chimpanzee is a couple of feet behind the rock. a ufo is 20 feet to the right of the rock. it is 9 feet above the ground. the ground is shiny. the humongous butterfly is 2 feet to the right of the rock. it is 8 feet above the ground. it is facing the rock.

zamchick 2/27/2016
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Armour

A tank is on a road. The road is 200 feet long. A large armadillo is 4 feet in front of the tank. It is facing the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. Another tank is behind the tank. The small shiny heart is 6 inches above the armadillo.

Last Minute Run to the Holodeck

The tiny chocolate heart is on a plate. It is face up. The ground is golden. The clear cylinder is to the right of the plate. It is .5 inch wide and 6 inches tall. The small flower is 4 inches in the cylinder. A small cherry is 1 inch to the right of the heart. A shiny [texture] egg is behind and -3 inches to the left of the plate. A second small [texture] egg is in front of and -1 inch to the left of the egg. The extremely tiny box is in front of the plate. the wine glass is 4 inches to the left of the plate. it is 4 inches tall. another wine glass is behind and an inch to the left of the wine glass. it is 4 inches tall. the three tiny gold bars are an inch in front of the box. they are face up. a tiny puppy is 2 inches to the left of the box. it is facing southwest.
the large glass cylinder is 8 inches above the plate.

Riding the Gravitational Waves

The silver bear.
The sky has a [sky] texture. the texture is 1000 feet tall.
The camera light is black.
The ground is silver.
it is morning.
the white shiny spaceship is 1 inch in front of the bear. it is -1.6 foot above the bear. it is 1 inch long. it is facing backwards.

Happy Birthday Panos!

the first plate is on the plaid table. the [bread] bread is on the plate. a second small plate is behind and 1 inch to the left of the plate. the cheese is on the second plate. the bottle is behind and to the right of the first plate. the wine glass is an inch to the left of the bottle. the ground is grass.

Keep on Keeping On

the first very wide mirror is 6 feet behind the small white shiny "Words". the second very wide mirror is in front and to the right of the first mirror. it is facing southwest. the third very wide mirror is in front and to the left of the first mirror. It is facing southeast. the fourth very wide mirror is in front of and to the left of the third mirror. it is facing right. the fifth very wide mirror is in front of and to the right of the fourth mirror. it is facing northeast. the sixth very wide mirror is in front of and to the right of the fifth mirror. the seventh very wide mirror is to the right and behind the sixth mirror. it is facing northwest. the very small gold man is 4 feet behind the sixth mirror. he is facing the "Words". the first white light is 1 foot in front of the "Words". the second white light is 1 foot behind the "Words". the ground is wood. the very tiny "the internet of" is above the "Words". the tiny spaceship is 7 feet to the right of the seventh mirror.

zamchick 1/7/2016
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#augmentedreality

Eeek!

The [image-8376] elephant. The pond is in front of the elephant. The mouse is 5 feet behind and 5 feet to the left of the elephant.the elephant. It is facing the elephant.