Siberian Khatru

the snow mountain range. the bird of prey is 50 feet above the ground. the silver tower is 300 feet in front of the bird of prey. it is on the ground. the blue butterfly is behind the bird of prey. it is left of the bird of prey. it is facing the bird of prey. the tree is next to the tower. the small and very tall mountain is 300 feet to the left of the tower. it is 400 feet in front of the bird of prey. it is -10 feet above the ground. it is upside down. it is snow. the second very tall mountain is 700 feet in front of the bird of prey. it is 200 feet to the left of the tower. it is -30 feet above the ground. it is upside down. it is snow.

daniel 12/20/2015
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Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Small rock, big paper and big scissors are on huge white plate. It is morning. Ground is grass.
A big lizard is next to the paper. the [spock] cube is behind the plate. it is 2 inches above the ground.

Heroes of 2015

the rat is in front of the pizza. it is facing the pizza. the very tiny "We are all Pizza Rat" is next to the rat. it is facing the rat. it is 12 inches away from the rat.

daniel 12/17/2015
#christmas

Up to no good this year

the speech bubble is above santa. it is right of santa. the bright tiny "hohohoho" is in the speech bubble. the orange light is on the ground. it is 12 inches in front of santa. the camera light is black.

Eggplant head

the eggplant. the tiny banana is in front of the eggplant. it is facing left. it is 2 inches above the ground. 2 eyes are 1 inch above the banana. they are .5 inches apart.

daniel 12/6/2015
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#structuralambiguity

time flies like an arrow

The clock is behind the two giant flies. The small arrow is on the ground. it is 5 inches in front of the flies. it is facing left. the very tiny heart is above the flies.

Rise of the Robots

the man is facing the huge [wire] robot. he is in front of the robot. he is 6 feet away from the robot.

Live Bait

the boat is 1 feet in the ground. the [gray] whale is next to the boat. it is leaning backward. it is facing the boat. it is 5 feet in the ground. it is 6 feet away from the boat.

Roommates

Ground is wooden and unreflective. The wall is white. The giraffe is 12 feet in the ground. it is 1 foot in front of the wall. the giraffe is facing the wall. a big mirror is in front of the wall. it is 1 foot above the ground. There is a huge wood floor on the wall. there is a second wall left of the wall. the second wall is facing left. it is very long. the big head is to the right of the mirror. it is 4 feet above the ground. it is 1 foot away from the mirror. the couch is to the left of the mirror. it is on the ground. it is 2 feet in front of the mirror. the end table is below the head. it is in front of the head. it is on the ground. the rug is to the right of the giraffe. it is -1 inches above the ground.
the white light is .5 foot above the giraffe. it is behind the giraffe. the woman is next to the giraffe. she is on the ground. she is facing the giraffe.

It's Armadill 'o Clock

the armadillo is facing the clock. the clock is facing the armadillo. it is 4 inches away from the clock. the second armadillo is facing down. it is in front of the clock.

daniel 12/2/2015
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Special Delivery

the tiny gift is on the huge snail. the snail is on the long road.

A walk in the woods

the road is 1000 feet long. the person is on the end of the road. it is dusk. 6 trees are left of the road. 7 trees are right of the road. the person is facing backward. the camera light is black. the ground is black and unreflective. the white light is 10 feet above the person. the huge blue monster is right of the road. it is facing the person.the monster is 25 feet in the ground.

The Portal

The very enormous transparent cube is -45 feet above the rainbow. it is leaning right. The extremely bright white light is in front of the cube. the ground is shiny. The enormous transparent rock is 20 feet inside the cube. The astronaut is 100 feet behind the rainbow.

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

the big bunny is in front of the cave. it is morning. the stop sign is 20 feet in front of the cave. the skull 5 feet away from the rabbit. the red puddle is next to the skull.

Butterball

the large silver bowling ball is on the table. the ground is shiny. a large orange illuminator is 4 feet above the ball. The table is under the very small yellow willow tree. The turkey is one foot in front of the table. the turkey is facing the ball. the tree is on the very tall mountain range.

Cat in a Hat

the big hat is upside down. it is 3 inches above the narrow table. the small cat is -2.7 inches in the hat. the ground is transparent.

I wonder if there is intelligent life out there.

the green blue man is next to the woman. he is -2 foot away from the woman. the woman is transparent and green blue .saturn is 100 feet in front of the woman. it is 20 feet above the ground. it is leaning. the ground is dirt.

Planning Something Big for the Holidays

the humongous santa is on the city block. The bright orange light is 10 feet above santa.
the ground is white. [city] wall is behind the city block. it is 400 feet tall and 800 feet wide. it is -80 feet above the ground.

daniel 11/13/2015
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Do polar bears eat penguins?

the polar bear is on the huge earth.
the penguin is below the earth. it is upside down.
the earth is in the sky. it is night.

daniel 10/31/2015
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#halloween

the yellow light is -10 inches in front of the jack o lantern. it is night.

daniel 10/28/2015
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Into the Sunset

the rainbow unicorn is leaning backward. it is on the extremely long shiny black river. the river is extremely narrow. the ground is water.

Space Oddity III

the sky is black. the astronaut is on the ground. the camera light is black.
the enormous earth sphere is 10 feet above the ground. it is 50 feet behind the astronaut.
the matisse dinosaur is 5 feet away from the astronaut. it is facing the astronaut. the white light is 1 foot above the dinosaur.

Frozen

the ground is silver. the huge transparent pyramid is upside down. the polar bear is 3 feet behind the pyramid. the big silver sphere is on the pyramid.

daniel 10/25/2015
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Mirage

the silver hot air balloon is 10 feet above the ground. the camel is 5 feet in front of the balloon. it is on the ground. it is facing the balloon. the second camel is behind the camel. it is facing the balloon.

Time for a Coffee Break

the ground is grass.
a [wordseye] mug is on the wood desk. a plate is next to the mug. it is 5 inches away from the mug. a cookie is on the plate.
the mug is facing left.
a bear is 100 feet behind the desk. it is facing right.
the tall telescope is 3 feet behind the desk. it is facing the bear. the hot air balloon is to the left of the bear. it is 20 feet above the ground. the enormous transparent upside down pyramid is 20 feet to the right of the bear. the giant black shiny "E" is 12 feet to the right of the bear. It is 10 feet above the ground. The giant black shiny "W" is left of the balloon. a laptop is 1 inch to the left of the plate. it is -1 inches above the desk. the screen of the laptop is black and shiny.

daniel 10/21/2015
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We need a Delorean model!

the [delorean] wall. the scientist is 2 feet in front of the wall. the skateboard is 30 inches to the left of the scientist. it is 10 inches above the ground. the boy is on the skateboard. the transparent cube is right of the scientist. the small yellow "Y" is -10 inches above the cube. the bright pink light is on the "Y".
the small red "OCT 21 2015 04:29" is in front of the scientist.it is above the scientist. the guitar is to the right of the wall. the dog is right of the cube.

daniel 10/16/2015
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#cosmology

Yggdrasil

There is a 100 feet tall transparent sphere. There is a cylinder 2 feet under the sphere. There is a tiny rock mountain range 50 feet above the cylinder. there is a small castle on the mountain range. the sphere is 100 feet above another tiny mountain range. the mountain range has a dirt texture. a tree is on the mountain range. it is 200 feet tall. a large well is next to the tree. the ground is black and shiny. the white light is above the castle. an extremely enormous squirrel is next to the tree. an enormous eagle is on the sphere.

reaching the next level

the very tiny tree is in the transparent cube. the ground is shiny black. the transparent cylinder is 12 inches above the cube. the transparent sphere is 5 inches to the right of the cylinder. it is 10 inches above the cube. the transparent pyramid is on the cube. it is slightly to the left. the very tiny man is on the cube.

Houston, we have a problem!

the reflective leaning astronaut is 8 feet above the humongous earth.
it is night.
the ground is black.
the white whale is next to the astronaut.
it is facing the astronaut.

Space Oddity II

the reflective leaning astronaut is 8 feet above the humongous earth. it is night. the ground is black. the dolphin is next to the astronaut. it is facing the astronaut. the big flower pot is in front of the astronaut. the big plant is in the flower pot.

Maritime Apparition

the small leaning blue whale is 2 foot above the extremely enormous transparent sphere. it is morning. the ground is water. it is dusk. the tiny ship is 100 feet behind the sphere.

Whole Brain Emulation

a bright brain is in the big green transparent jar. another bright brain is in a big red transparent jar. the red jar is 1 foot away from the green jar. another bright brain is in a big blue transparent jar. the blue jar is 1 foot away from the red jar. the ground is shiny. the red jar is on a [circuit] cube. the green jar is on another [circuit] cube. the blue jar is on another [circuit] cube. the jars are very tall.

cogito cogito cogito ergo...

the thinker is on the ground. it is gold. a big thought bubble is above it. another small silver the thinker is in the thought bubble. another thought bubble is above the silver the thinker. a tiny gold the thinker is in the thought bubble. the ground is grass.

Fragile

the ground is cloudy. the small balloon is above the hedgehog. the balloon is shiny. the balloon is 1 foot above the ground. the fox is in front of the hedgehog. it is facing the hedgehog. the fox is on the ground.

Ad Astra Per Alas Porci !

the pig is 6 feet above the ground. it is pink. the white wing is left of it. the second white wing is right of the pig. it is facing backward. the wings are 7 feet above the ground. they are large.