The Fall of Man

A black wall is 10 inch left of a black wall. The wall is 2 inch above the ground. 6 red lights are behind and -0.2 inch right of the wall. It is night. Camera light is black. 2 yellow lights are above the red light. 4 mauve lights are left of the yellow light. 2 purple lights are below the red light. 2 cyan lights are above the wall. The ground is 8 feet wide [fall]. A huge clear sphere is behind the yellow light. A huge gold leaf is 2 feet in the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. It is facing east. A yellow light is below the leaf. A yellow light is above the leaf. A small man is 18 inches right of the sphere. He is facing the sphere.

hedgehog1... 9/23/2016
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The Book of I

An [eye] book is 2 feet above the ground. 3 lilac lights are above the book. A navy light is below the book. A scarlet light is right of the book. The sun is silver. A 2 foot tall clear tree is 1 foot in front of the book. A large [water] pyramid is behind the book. Ambient light is black. A red light is in front of the tree. A navy light is -2 feet above the tree. A dim indigo light is 2 inches left of the navy light.

In Danger of Winning the Turner Prize

A brick is -2 inches above a hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing southwest. A dark mahogany easel is 2.5 feet left of the hedgehog. A painting is in front of and -3 feet above and -1.5 feet right of the easel. It is 1.8 feet wide [dirty]. A brain is on the brick. A dark red painting is 4 feet behind and 2.5 feet above and 1.5 feet left of the brain. A huge flat nose is in front of and -1.5 foot above the painting. A [messy] urinal is -5.5 feet above the painting. It is facing the easel. The ground is shiny texture. It is night. A lemon light is in the urinal. A light is below the easel. A scarlet light is in front of the easel. A fish is in front of the urinal. It is facing the easel.

hedgehog1... 10/8/2016
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Wacky Races

The ground is 18 feet wide [road]. A large clear owl is in a small black shiny car. The car is -1 inch above the ground. 3 lights are 2 inches in front of the car. 4 red lights are -2 inches behind the car. A small clear car is behind and left of the car. 2 lights are in front of the car. A tiny clear giraffe is 6 inches in the car. A small clear car is 7 feet right of and -2 feet in front of the car. A large clear badger is 28 inches in the car. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. 2 lights are 6 inches in front of the car. Camera light is black. The sun is grey. It is early dusk. 2 white lights are 2 feet in front of and 1 foot below the badger. A clear wall is 7.5 feet in front of the car.

Melting the Heart's Winter Snows

The ground is shiny [ice]. A small clear house is in front of a huge silver mountain. A small clear tree is 60 feet in front of the house. A small clear tree is left of and behind the tree. A small clear tree is -1 feet behind the tree. A huge silver mountain is -140 feet left of the mountain. A large flat [ice] heart is -40 feet behind and 25 feet right of the tree. It is 1 inch above the ground. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 5 feet wide flat shiny pink heart is -1 inch above the heart. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast. 2 pink lights are above the heart. A red light is above the pink lights. Camera light is black. The sun is pale grey. A light is above the heart. 6 navy lights are 15 feet behind the house. A dim cyan light is above the house. 5 navy lights are 15 feet behind and -15 feet left of the house. A dim cyan light is above the house.

hedgehog1... 10/12/2016
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Ice, Ice, Baby

A huge ice cube is in a silver bath. 10 lights are left of the bath. The sky is [cold]. The ground is silver.

hedgehog1... 10/16/2016
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S.O.S.

The ground is [lava]. An enormous spoon is 14 inch wide [wood]. It is leaning 35 degrees to the back. It is -10 inches above the ground. A very tiny man is 3.7 feet in and -5 foot in front of the spoon. He is facing northeast. A very tiny woman is in front of the man. She is facing north. The headwear of the woman is brown. A tiny brown boat is in front of the spoon. Is it facing southeast. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is -20 inches above the ground. It is dusk. A navy light is above the spoon. Camera light is black. A dim red light is 3 feet right of the boat. The sail of the boat is cream. A dim light is above the woman

The Self Preservation Society

A large gold gold bullion is 3.6 feet in a 200 feet high enormous [italy] tube. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The tube is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A tiny navy car is 3 feet in front of the gold bullion. It is facing north. 2 red lights are in front of the car. 2 cream lights are -6 inches behind the car. A tiny white car is -0.6 foot right of and 1 foot in front of the car. It is facing north. It is leaning 45 degrees to the left. A tiny red car is -0.6 foot left of and 1 foot in front of the tiny navy car. It is facing north. It is leaning 45 degrees to the right. It is night. Camera light is khaki. A gold light is above the gold bullion.

Infestation of the Love Bugs

A 50 feet long [stone] wall is left of a [night] wall. It is facing east. A 50 feet long [stone] wall is 20 feet right of the wall. It is facing east. The ground is 4 feet wide [tile]. An enormous clear black wall is above the wall. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A car is -25 feet in front of the wall. It is on the ground. A cream light is -0.5 foot in front of and -1.5 feet left of and -2 feet above the car. A cream light is -0.5 foot in front of and -1.5 feet right of and -2 feet above the car. Ambient light is black. It is night. A first table is 10 feet in front of and -2 feet left of the car. It is facing east. A table is 18 feet in front of and -2 feet left of the car. It is facing east. A 9 inch long car is 2 feet right of the table. It is facing southeast. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. 2 tiny dim red lights are behind the car. A 6 feet high and 1 foot deep black rack is 8 feet behind and 11 feet right of the table. It is facing west. A 6 inch long car is -2.65 feet above and -8 inches right of the table. It is facing east. It is leaning 35 degrees to the front. A 9 inch long car is 0.1 foot right of and -1.4 foot in front of the table. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A 9 inch long car is on and -4 inch left of the first table. A 14 inch long car is 3 feet left of the rack. It is facing the table. It is -0.1 inch above the ground.

I Dreamed of Soaring Heights

The ground is 15 feet wide [wood]. A 50 feet wide [antique] wall is 4 feet behind and -34 feet left of a large cream mouse. The mouse is facing northeast. It is leaning 8 degrees to the back. The azimuth of the sun is 30 degrees. A khaki light is -5.8 inches above the mouse. Camera light is grey. A 4 feet high and 4.25 feet wide flat [flying] wall is in front of and -31.55 feet right of and -5.5 feet above the wall. A dim red light is -5.5 inches above the mouse. A dim lemon light is -5 inches above the mouse. A dim blue light is in front of the wide flat wall. A tiny bird is 5 feet above and 2 inches left of and 16 inches behind the mouse. A dim light is above the bird.

Scaling the North Face of the Teiger

A large clear Swiss cheese is leaning 60 degrees to the back. The ground is 2 feet wide shiny ice. A huge clear blue flat wall is 2 feet behind the cheese. 2 blue lights are left of the wall. A clear flat tiger is 6 inches in front of and -38 feet left of the wall. A light is 6 inches above and 18 inches left of the cheese. A 0.3 inch high white man is -5 inches in front of and -25 inches left of the cheese. He is -0.13 inch above the ground. He is facing the tiger. A 0.2 inch high [winter] honda 4trax offroad vehicle is 1.5 inches right of and -1 inch behind the man. It is -0.12 inch above the ground. It is facing the man. A 0.1 inch high backpack is right of the man. It is -0.12 inches above the ground. A 0.15 inch high dark beige backpack is next to the backpack. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. It is -0.15 inch above the ground. It is facing north. 2 mountains are behind the wall. The azimuth of the sun is 70 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 80 degrees.

Prehistoric Sinkhole

A tiny [modern] brontosaurus is on a large shiny white plank. The brontosaurus is facing west. The plank is in front of and -18 feet above a huge wall. The wall is 8 feet wide [tile] texture. A huge cream wall is right of the wall. It is facing west. It is 12 feet wide texture. A huge window is in front of the wall. The ground is 10 feet wide tile. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. A huge toilet is -25 feet right of and -38.5 feet south of the wall. A huge sink is 14 feet left of and -9 feet in front of the toilet. A huge silver picture is behind the brontosaurus. A huge door is -5 feet right of and -7 feet south of the wall. It is facing east. An 8 inch tall and 7 inch wide and 7 inch deep glass is -2 foot left of the brontosaurus. A tiny dinosaur is -19 feet above and -11.5 feet in front of the sink. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back. Camera light is dark cream. A cream light is above the sink. A lemon light is in the toilet. 4 dim green lights are 1 inch above the light.

Elf Magic

A flat black elf is 4 inches left of a 10 feet tall image-10693 dodecahedron. It is facing east. Camera light is black. The sun is black. Ambient light is black. A light is 1 inch right of and -2 inches above the elf. A light is 2 inch right of and -4 inches above the elf. A light is -2 inch left of the dodecahedron. It is 6 inches above the ground. A light is in front of the light. The ground is 20 feet wide shiny [Christmas]. 2 dim navy lights are 20 feet behind the elf. A red light is 40 feet in front of the elf. A Christmas tree is in front of and right of the dodecahedron.

hedgehog1... 12/10/2016
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Rainbow Raiders from Rigel

The sky is 500 feet wide brick. The ground is clear. Ambient light is black. A 2 feet wide clear blue sphere is 3 feet in a 4 feet wide clear sphere. A 1 foot wide red sphere is 1.5 feet in the sphere. 2 lights are 8 inches in the sphere. A light is 2 feet behind the sphere. A silver wall is 5 feet behind the sphere. A silver wall is 12 feet in front of the sphere. Camera light is pale gold. A green light is 3.3 feet above the wall. A blue light is 4 feet left of the green light. A red light is 4 feet right of the green light. The azimuth of the sun is 250 degrees. A green light is 5 feet above the wall. A blue light is 4 feet left of the green light. A red light is 4 feet right of the green light.

hedgehog1... 12/11/2016
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Home Is Where the Heart Is

A glass cactus is 2 feet in front of an enormous moon. A cream light is behind the cactus. A light is above the light. It is dusk. A hummingbird is -1 foot above and -6 inches right of the cactus. It is facing the cactus. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. A hummingbird is -6 inches above and right of the cactus. It is facing the cactus. It is leaning 35 degrees to the front. A cyan light is in front of the moon. A blue light is 2 feet left of and above the cyan light. A heart is behind and -4 inches above the cactus. 2 small hummingbirds are 2 inches right of and -12 inches above the heart. They are facing the hummingbird.

Happy Hogmanay!

A huge haggis is -8 inch above a texture plate. It is upside down. It is 4 inch wide texture. The plate is on a dark gold table. The sky is 2200 feet wide [firework]. The ground is clear. A khaki bottle is 6 inches right of and 1 inch behind the plate. It is -0.1 inch above the table. Camera light is black. A green light is 1 foot behind the bottle. A scarlet light is 1 foot above the bottle. A green light is left of and above the haggis. The label of the bottle is earth. A glass is 6 inches in front of the bottle. It is -0.1 inch above the table. A light is 20 feet left of the bottle.

Can you solve the Rubens Cube in 60 seconds?

A [matisse] cube is left of a [rousseau] cube. They are 50 feet in the air. A [kandinsky] cube is left of the cube. A [van gogh] cube is -1 inch above the cube. A [rubens] cube is right of the cube. A [rubens] cube is right of the cube. A [friedrich] cube is -1 inch above the cube. A [turner] cube is left of the cube. A [constable] cube is left of the cube. A [rubens] cube is behind the cube. A [rousseau] cube is right of and -13 inches above the cube. A [kandinsky] cube is right of the cube. A [constable] cube is behind the cube. A [rubens] cube is left of the cube. A [matisse] cube is left of the cube. The ground is 25 feet wide [Furniture]. A scarlet light is above and 5 feet behind the cube. The sun is black. Ambient light is black. A dim yellow light is 20 feet in front of and 5 feet above the cube. A silver sphere is 4 feet in front of and 6 inches above the cube. A huge texture clock is -6 inches in front of and 8 feet right of the cube. It is facing the cube.

hedgehog1... 1/10/2017
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I Think Therefore I Am

A 20 inch wide clear purple pyramid is in front of and -3 feet above a gold statue. A red light is 6 feet left of and above the statue. A yellow light is 40 feet left of and 4 feet above the statue. Camera light is lilac. A palm tree is -1 foot left of the statue. A palm tree is -15 feet right of and in front of the tree. A silver palm tree is right of and behind the tree. A cyan light is in the tree. Ambient light is navy. A navy light is in front of the statue. The sun is cream.

hedgehog1... 1/11/2017
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Life Through the Lens

A silver pair of binoculars is behind an upside down tree. 9 3 inch high giraffes are behind the pair of binoculars. A blue light is in the pair of binoculars. A navy light is on the giraffes. The sun is cream. A 1.5 inch high lion is 0.3 inch left of and behind the giraffes. It is facing southeast.

hedgehog1... 1/15/2017
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Pan's Seattle

The sun is indigo. The ground is shiny black. It is 400 feet high. 8 scarlet lights are left of and above a huge shiny dark mauve tree. A shiny dark grey building is in front of the tree. 2 red lights are right of the building. 2 blue lights are above and right of the building. 3 orange lights are in the tree. A black ship is -200 feet above and 200 feet right of the building. It is facing southwest. The sail of the ship is black. A large white star is -150 feet above and 50 feet to the right of the building. A huge white star is -120 feet above and 100 feet to the right of the building.

Fotheringay - Lament for the White Queen

A castle is 2 feet wide [stone]. A gold woman is -23.2 feet above and -60 feet left of and -14 feet in front of the castle. Camera light is black. A lemon light is in front of and 1 foot above the woman. A navy light is -6 inches in front of and 1 foot above the woman. The sun is mauve. A pale blue butterfly is 4.6 feet in front of and -3.1 feet above the woman. 2 blue lights are 15 feet behind and 10 feet above the castle. A blue light is above and left of and 10 feet behind the castle.

hedgehog1... 2/12/2017
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House of Cards

The ground is shiny black. The sun is khaki. Camera light is grey. A 70% dark shiny card is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A 30% dark card is behind the card. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. It is on the ground. A 60% dark shiny card is behind the card. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. It is on the ground. A 30% dark card is behind the card. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. It is on the ground. An 80% dark card is -0.1 inch above and -1 inches in front of the card. A 70% dark shiny card is above and -2.5 inch in front of the card. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A 30% dark card is behind the card. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. The sky is image-10693. A dim lemon light is in front of the card. It is dawn. Two scarlet lights are -4 inches right of the card. 2 blue lights are right of the lights. A 4 inch high shiny black car is 6 inches right of the card. It is -0.1 inch above the ground.

Go Easy, Beethoven, That Was Your Fifth!

A dog is -1.6 feet in front of and -3.9 feet above a -90% dark shiny piano. It is facing the piano. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. The ground is shiny and purple. The sky is [music]. A bottle is on the piano. A bottle is right of the bottle. A bottle is right of the bottle. A bottle is right of the bottle. A bottle is 1 foot right of and in front of the bottle. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. It is facing south. Camera light is black. A large light is in front of and left of the dog. A pink light is above the dog.

The Shining Knight of Perseus

A clear shell is behind and -2 inch above a large clear shell. It is upside down. The sky is 2350 feet wide [purple]. A scarlet light is behind and 20 feet right of the shell. A very tiny silver sphere is in front of and -0.5 inch above the shell. A humongous [eye] wall is 30 feet behind the shell. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A 5 inch high and 0.5 inch wide and 0.5 inch deep silver cone is -1 inch left of and in front of and -4 inch above the shell. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. A yellow light is behind and 6 feet above the wall. A red light is 6 feet above the light. Camera light is cream. Ambient light is lavender. The sun is 80% orange. The ground is 300 feet high. It is 60% dark.

hedgehog1... 4/9/2017
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A Moment Frozen in Time

A tree is 10 feet behind a huge shiny black wall. A cream light is behind and above the tree. A green light is in the tree. An owl is -15 feet right of and -18.9 feet above the tree. The sun is black. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black. A tree is behind the tree. A lemon light is left of the tree. A blue light is in the tree. A very large mouse is 5 feet in front of the owl. It is facing the owl.

Electric Bluebird II

An enormous pigeon is in a 0.1 inch high [metal] pond. The ground is shiny [electric]. Camera light is black. 8 small lights are -4 feet above and -2 feet left of and behind the pigeon. A humongous silver sphere is 2 feet left of the pigeon. A shiny large dark thin tree is 100 feet left of and 30 feet behind the pigeon. 3 huge navy lights are in the tree. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. 3 small cream lights are behind the pigeon. A navy light is in front of the sphere. A 15 foot high black shiny tree is -6 feet right of the tree. It is facing east. A large navy light is in the tree. A humongous black bird is 40 feet in front of and 20 feet above the sphere. It is facing east. It is leaning to the front. A 100 feet wide and 400 feet high clear blue lightning bolt is above and behind and 50 feet left of the bird. It is upside down. It is dusk.

There's No Place Like Home

A clear ruby red woman is 7.2 feet in an enormous shiny [Oz] book. Camera light is scarlet. Ambient light is indigo. 2 emerald green lights are above the woman. An orange light is left of the light.

"And as if by magic, the shopkeeper appeared..."

A small maroon texture hat is -5 inch above and -19 inch in front of a man. It is facing north. The clothes of the man is [oriental]. A large [indoor] wall is 2 feet behind the man. The floor is marble. Camera light is black. A light is 8 feet left of the man. The sun is scarlet. A tiger is 5 feet right of the man. It is facing west.

Strange Omens?

A shiny navy car is -5 feet in front of a glass building. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left. The ground is shiny. A small bird is -4 foot in front of and -1.4 foot above the car. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A man is 2 feet right of and -3.5 feet in front of the car. A very tiny helicopter is -2 feet above and -2 foot left of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning front. A shiny radio is left of the man. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. 8 red lights are behind the car. A shiny black computer is behind and left of the man. It is leaning 75 degrees to the right. The screen of the computer is blue. A cyan light is in front of and above the computer.

"So you're still sure this campsite got 5 stars?"

A silver car is in front of a dark gold camper. The ground is 30 feet wide [dirt]. The sun is pink. A 50% dark [green] tent is 20 feet right of the camper. A man is in front of the tent. A woman is right of the man. She is facing the man. Camera light is black. A huge red light is behind the camper.

Fetchez La Vache!

A very tiny castle is in front of and -12 feet above and -22 feet left of a large image-11565 wall. It is 18 inch wide [stone]. The roof of the castle is [cream]. A tiny [cow] cow is above and -1 foot left of the castle. It is facing the castle. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. Camera light is black. A light is above the cow. A scarlet light is in front of the castle. A scarlet light is left of and 2 feet above the castle.

All Your Base are Belong to Us

A 20 feet long shiny [tile] cylinder is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A cream light is -1 feet above the cylinder. A 10 feet long clear cyan cylinder is -1 inch right of the cylinder. It is facing east. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 2 inch high alien is left of the cylinder. A 4 inch high earth is 6 feet behind and -2 inch left of the alien. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. 4 red lights are above the alien. 2 lights are behind the alien. A 3 inch high dark rocket is right of and -1 inch above the alien. A 2 inch high dark alien is 2 feet behind and 2 inch left of the alien. 12 blue lights are behind the alien. Camera light is scarlet. The sun is sea green. A 3 inch high 60% khaki alien is 3 feet in front of the alien. The eye of the alien is shiny and malachite green.

Hitting the High Notes

The ground is 400 feet wide [ice]. The sky is black. A very tiny giraffe is -1.5 foot in front of and -3.8 foot above a large shiny black piano. It is facing east. The sun is silver. A navy light is behind the giraffe. A red light is left of the piano. An enormous mirror is right of and -20 feet above the piano. It is facing the piano. A humongous mirror is left of and -20 feet above the piano. It is facing the piano. A lemon light is left of the giraffe. The sun is lilac.

Egyptology

A gold woman is in front of and -14.5 feet left of a [brick] house. She is facing the house. Camera light is black. A lemon light is right of and above and in front of the house. A peach light is left of and above and in front of the house. A cyan light is behind the woman. A dim light is 5 feet above the woman. A 0.01 inch high image-11652 sheet is 4 inch behind and -2.4 feet above and 1.2 inch left of the woman. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A dim light is in front of and below the sheet. A humongous bird is -2 foot above and 2 feet in front of the woman.

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Butterfly

A dark golden globe is on a huge shiny texture camera. A texture butterfly is above and in front of the camera. It is leaning left. A butterfly is -1 foot above and 2 inch in front of the butterfly. Camera light is maroon. The sun is silver. A pink light is behind the camera. The ground is [hope]. A clear sphere is above and behind the globe. A clear sphere is 2 feet above and 3 inch behind the sphere.

Super Blue Blood Moon

The sky is black. A tiny black bicycle is in front of and -3 feet above a huge moon. It is facing east. It is leaning back. The ground is invisible. Camera light is black. A huge red light is below the bicycle. A scarlet light is -10 inch in front of the bicycle. A scarlet light is left of and below the light. The handlebar of the bicycle is black. A very tiny dark boy is -8 inch above and -8 inch left of the bicycle. He is facing east. The azimuth of the sun is 10 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 50 degrees. The sun is navy. A dim orange light is left of and -20 feet above the moon.

Paper Crown

A flat [swirl] star. The ground is paper. A paper building is behind the star. A large paper crown is -4 feet in front of the building. A [paper] rose is in front of and -1 foot left of the crown. It is leaning right.

Praying for Time

A [black] building. Camera light is black. An elephant is in front of the building. The ground is clear. A red light is behind and left of the elephant. The sun is scarlet. A cream light is left of and in front of the building. The sky is 2000 feet high [black]. A dim blue light is above the elephant

Happy Birthday, Pilgrim!

A [victoria] cake is in an [antique] chest. Camera light is black. A light is -2 feet above and in front of the chest. A lemon light is above and 3 feet left of the cake. The sun is black. The ground is shiny black. A scarlet light is in front of the chest. A 2.5 feet high dark chair is left of and in front of the chest. It is facing east. A hat is on the chair. A shiny Colt pistol is left of and -1 inch in front of and -5 inch above the cake. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

The Man In the Iron Mask

A shiny [iron] mask is in front of a silver ball. The ground is metal. 3 dim orange lights are right of the ball. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch left of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch right of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A large 30% dark heart is above and 10 feet in front of the ball.