The Speechwriter

the [miller] backdrop. the 1st heart. a 2nd heart is 2 inches to the right of the 1st heart. a 3rd heart is 2 inches to the right of the 2nd heart. a 4th heart is 2 inches to the right of the 3rd heart. a 5th heart is 2 inches to the right of the 4th heart. the very huge hand is -12 feet above the 1st heart. it is leaning 60 degrees to the left. the enormous needle is -1.9 foot above the hand. it is -3.2 foot to the right of the hand. it is leaning 120 degrees to the right.
The 1st gold wall is .8 feet above and to the left of the needle. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.
The 2nd gold wall is 9 inches to the right of the 1st gold wall. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.
The 3rd gold wall is 9 inches to the right of the 2nd gold wall. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.
The 4th gold wall is 9 inches to the right of the 3rd gold wall. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.
The 5th gold wall is 9 inches to the right of the 4th gold wall. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.
The 6th gold wall is 9 inches to the right of the 5th gold wall. it is 6 inches tall and 8 inches wide. it is 1.5 inches deep.

The Irresistible Force

Black backdrop. A small [fur] sphere. Camera light is black. A red cat is right of and -2 feet above the sphere. the cat is facing the sphere. It is leaning 35 degrees to the back. The sun is 75% lemon. Ground is 20% shiny. 2 blue lights are 2 feet left of and 1 foot above the cat. Sky is [black]. A large cactus is 10 feet behind and 9 feet right of the cat. A coyote is behind the cactus. It is facing the cat.
The tiny rope is 3 inches in the sphere.

Infinity

the tall ground. the log is leaning 90 degrees to the left. the 1st large red frog is 4 feet in front of the log. it is 2.5 inches above the ground. it is facing the log. the ground is grass. a 2nd large red frog is 3 inches behind the 1st frog. it is facing the log. it is on the ground. a 3rd small red frog is 2 inches behind the 2nd frog. it is 3 inches above the ground. it is facing the log. a 4th small red frog is 3 inches behind the 3rd frog. it is facing the log. it is on the ground. the 5th tiny red frog is 3 inches behind the 4th frog. it is 2 inches above the ground. it is facing the log. a 6th tiny red frog is 3 inches behind the 5th frog. it is on the ground. it is facing the log. a 7th tiny red frog is 3 inches behind the 6th frog. it is facing the log. it is 1 inch above the ground. the very tiny red ". . ." is 2 inches behind the 7th frog. it is facing left. it is on the ground.

2018: "That went fast!"*

a 1st orange garbage can is on the large cart. A 2nd small garbage can is 1 feet in front and -1 foot to the right of the 1st garbage can. the 3rd small green garbage can is behind the 1st garbage can. the "2" is on the green garbage can. It is facing left. The "01" is on the orange can. It is facing left. The large [technology] "8" is in front of the orange garbage can. it is facing left. It is leaning 75 degrees to the left. the small boy is -9 inches above the "8". the head is -1 foot above and -1.5 feet in front of the boy. the head is 3 foot tall. the gold light is 3 feet in front and 2 feet above the boy. A blue light is 4 feet to the left of the gold light. The ambient light is black. The [image-12392] ground. the sun is red.
The very huge hand is 1 feet behind and to the left of the cart.it is 2 feet above the ground. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. the tangerine light is 3 feet to the left of the cart.

Happy New Year!

[image-12378] backdrop. The 1st man. A second man is -3 inches above the 1st man. He is upside down. He is -3.5 feet to the right of the man. The "2 0" is above the second man. the "1" is -8 inches to the left of the 1st man. It is -3 foot above the 1st man. the "1" is 3 feet tall. the "9" is -7 inches to the right of the 1st man. It is -1 foot above the 1st man. the "9" is 4 feet tall. The large red shiny sphere is on the "9". the green shiny sphere is on the "1". the large blue shiny sphere is -3 inches above the "2 0".
The red light is 2 feet above and 3 feet in front of the second man. The blue light is 3 feet to the left of the red light. The camera light is black. The sun is grey. the yellow light is 3 feet in front of the second man.

Three Tweets to the Wind

The [image-12381] backdrop. the head is on the sailboat. The head is 4 feet tall. It is facing right. The sailboat is leaning 10 degrees to the back. The 1st very large white talk balloon is -3 feet above and behind the head. It is facing right. the 2nd very large white talk balloon is behind the 1st talk balloon. It is facing right. the 2nd very large white talk balloon is behind the 1st talk balloon. It is facing right. the 3rd very large white talk balloon is behind the 2nd talk balloon. It is facing right. the shadow plane. The huge cellphone is behind the head. It is leaning 30 degrees to the left. The huge hand is to the right of the head. It is facing right. It is leaning 70 degrees to the left. It is -4.7 feet above the head.

Inching Towards the New Year's Finale

The 1st man is 20 feet behind the enormous [image-12378] cube. A second man is 4 feet in front of the 1st man. He is upside down. He is -3.5 feet to the right of the man. The "2 0" is above the second man. the "1" is -8 inches to the left of the 1st man. It is -3 foot above the 1st man. the "1" is 3 feet tall. the "9" is -7 inches to the right of the 1st man. It is -1 foot above the 1st man. the "9" is 4 feet tall. The large red shiny sphere is on the "9". the green shiny sphere is on the "1". the large blue shiny sphere is 3 feet to the right of the second man. the white light is 2 feet behind the cube.
The red light is 2 feet above and 3 feet in front of the second man. The blue light is 3 feet to the left of the red light. The camera light is black. The sun is grey. the yellow light is 3 feet in front of the second man. A very huge clear white sphere is 5 feet to the left of the 1st man.

Oh, man...far &^%#&! out!

The [image-12374] backdrop. The man is leaning 10 degrees to the back. the tiny [hippie] cow is 6 inches in front of the man. It is 2.5 feet above the bottom of the man. the cow is facing southeast. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. the shadow plane. The hand is -6 inches in front of the man. It is 15 inches tall. It is 1.9 feet above the bottom of the man. the small white sphere is -1 inch in front of the hand. It is .5 inches above the bottom of the hand. The sphere is .1 inches tall. it is leaning 10 degrees to the right.

Though she be but little...

the hand is 1 foot in front of the wall. it is 2 feet above the ground. the hand is facing left. it is leaning 80 degrees to the back. the lion is -1.8 inches above and -1.3 inch to the right of the hand. it is .5 inches tall. it is -1.2 inch behind the hand. it is facing left. the [abstract] texture is on the wall. the texture is 70 inches tall.

FA La La La La La La La La

the head is on the 5 feet wide yellow lake. the small tree is on the head. the head is 8 inches tall. the donkey is left of the tree. it is on the ground. it is leaning to the right. a second donkey is to the right of the tree. it is on the ground. it is facing back. it is leaning to the right.

Attack of the Subway Monster Vignettes

The [image-12370] backdrop. The 1st monster. The 2nd large monster is -1 foot above and -1 foot to the left of the 1st monster. it is facing right. the shadow plane. The very enormous parrot is 7 feet to the right of the first monster. it is facing left.

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I’ve Found The Problem

The [image-12375] backdrop. The nose. The woman is -1 inch in front and -2 inches to the left of the nose. she is facing the nose. She is 3 inches tall. She is -5.3 inches above the nose. the foot is -.8 inch above and -.3 inches to the left of the woman. The foot is 1 inches tall. it is -.4 inches behind the woman. It is facing back. it is leaning 25 degrees to the front.
The 1st dark grey shoe is .8 inches to the left of the woman. It is .3 inches tall. It is -2 inches above the woman. it is facing right. It is leaning 10 degrees to the right. the shadow plane. a second dark grey shoe is -.4 inches to the left and -.3 inches behind the 1st shoe. It is .3 inches tall. It is facing northeast.

Sunrise Man

the [skylips] backdrop. the nose. the 1st small eye is -1 inch above and to the right of the nose. the 2nd small eye is -1 inch above and to the left of the nose. the small bow tie is -1.38 feet above and .5 inches to the right of the 2nd eye. the 1st ear is 5 inches to the right and -3 inches above the 2nd eye. the 2nd ear is 8 inches to the left of the 1st ear. the [striped] texture is on the bow tie. the texture is 2 inches tall.
the 1st boat is -3.5 inches above the 1st ear. it is 1 inch tall. it is facing left. a 2nd boat is 8.5 inches to the left of and -1.2 inches above the 1st boat. the 2nd boat is 1 inch tall. it is facing right.

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Dead On Arrival

The [image-12366] backdrop. The three donkeys. The three small elephants are 7.5 foot in front of the donkeys. the elephants are facing back. The man is 3.5 feet in front of the donkeys. He is 4 feet tall. He is facing left.the shadow plane. the head is -1.2 foot above and to the left of the man. it is facing left. it is 1 foot tall.

Shutdown

the red fan is behind and -4.5 feet to the right of the very tiny [marble] white house. it is 7 feet high. it is upside down. it is facing back. it is 3 feet in the ground. the cord of the fan is black. the enormous [pattern] wall is 6 feet behind the house. the ground is tile. the very huge hydrangea blue outlet is 6 feet to the right and 3 feet behind the house. it is 3 feet above the ground. the tan light is 5 feet above and 4 feet to the left of the house. the ambient light is black. the azure blue light is 3 feet in front of the tan light. the sun is black.

Fill'r up!

the sky blue car. the tiger is -7 feet above and -8 feet behind the car. it is facing southeast. it is -4 feet to the left of the car. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front. the light is 7 inches to the right of the tiger. the shiny pump is 3 feet to the left of the car. it is facing southeast. the man is 4 foot behind and -2 feet to the left of the pump. he is facing southeast. the ground is concrete.

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Donny’s Golden Book Of Facts

The [image-12348] backdrop. The boy. the head is -2.4 foot above and in front of the boy. the man is 2 feet in front and -9 inches to the left of the boy. He is facing northeast.he is 5.5 feet tall.

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The Last of the Test Takers

The [image-12358] backdrop. The man. The sand Sphinx is 30 feet in front of and 3 feet right of the man. It is facing the man.

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Sweet Mirage

The [image-12351] backdrop. The ice cream cone. The tiny light rose poop is in the ice cream cone. The tiny dog is 6 inches in front of the ice cream cone. he is facing the ice cream cone. The glass sphere is In front of the ice cream cone. It is 10 inches wide. It is 2 inches deep.

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Hey, Whoa!

a [circle] backdrop. sun is red.a 1st 14 inch tall and 16 inch wide 50% dim super red eye.a 2nd 14 inch tall and 16 inch wide 60% dim super red eye is 6 inch under the 1st eye.the 2nd eye is -20 inch left of the 1st eye. The 1st huge dart is 2 inches below the second eye. It is face down. Another huge dart is 3 inches above and two inches to the right of the 1st eye. It is face down. a third huge dart is above and 1 inch to the right of the 2nd eye. It is face down.

The Cathedral

the [beetle] texture is on the large beetle. the texture is 3 inches tall. the beetle is upside down. the ground is shiny black. the man is -.5 inches to the left of the beetle. he is 2 inches tall. he is facing the beetle. he is leaning 20 degrees to the back.

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Flight 211

the [beetle] texture is on the large beetle. the texture is 3 inches tall. the beetle is upside down. the ground is shiny black. the man is -.5 inches to the left of the beetle. he is 2 inches tall. he is facing the beetle. he is leaning 20 degrees to the back. The airplane is above and -1 inch in front of the beetle. It is 1 inches wide. The airplane is facing right.

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Whither Go Picnics

The [scene] backdrop. a 60 inch tall and 50 inch wide and 20 inch deep sand nautilus.the nautilus leans 80 degrees to back.a 40 inch tall sand seashell is -20 inch above the nautilus.a 40 inch tall sand bottle is in front of the seashell. The ant is 10 feet to the left of the nautilus. It is 20 feet tall. it is facing left. The ant is red.

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Free-range Border Turkey

the turkey is on the man. the man is face up. the head is behind the man. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

After Gauguin

[Backdrop] backdrop. [Ground] ground. The small lion is 25 feet above the ground. It is facing back. the large woman is 1 feet behind the lion. She is on the ground. She is 29 feet tall.

Mwaa! You're my only friend

The [trump] backdrop. the monster is leaning 10 degrees to the back. the very enormous hand is -15 feet above the monster. it is leaning 60 degrees to the back.

You Are A Rude, Terrible Person

The first [house] wall is to the left of the second [marble] wall. The second wall is facing left. The enormous rat is -1 foot in front and -7 feet to the right of the first wall. it is facing southwest. the head is -1 foot southwest of the rat. It is facing southwest. It is -1.5 foot above the rat. The 1 tiny man is 2 feet southwest of the rat. he is facing the rat. The [tile] ground. 6 tiny people are 1 foot in front of the man. They are facing the rat.

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97% Immersion

The tiny woman is -6 inches above The Clear cube. she is facing the cube. The [water] texture is on the sky. The texture is 600 feet wide. The ground is silver.

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Tough Day At The Office

The [image-12176] wall is 8 feet wide. The tiny bison is 2 feet in front of the wall. It is 2 feet above the ground. It is facing right. The silver sphere is to the right of the bison. The very enormous red bird is 3 feet in front of the sphere. The bird is facing back.

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Our Democracy Can Only Take So Much

The [image-12154] wall is 8 feet wide. The very first huge spider is in front of the wall. It is 2.5 foot above the ground. It is -5 feet to the right of the wall. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front. A second huge spider is -7 inches above the first spider. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A black lightning bolt is -5 inches to the left and -17 inches above the first spider. It is 28 inches tall. A third spider is -1 inches to the left and above the first spider. It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A fourth very huge spider is -18 inches above and to the right of the first spider. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front. A fifth very huge spider is -30 inches above and to the right of the first spider. It is leaning 85 degrees to the front. It is in front of the first spider. A sixth huge spider is 3 inches to the right of the first spider. It is on the ground. The seventh enormous spider is 14 inches to the right of the sixth spider.

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True To form

The cactus is 20 feet behind the poop. Another cactus is 10 feet to the right of the cactus.

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There’s Nothing Like The Smell...

a 30 inch tall and 3000 inch deep silver street.the line of the street is chili red.ground is shiny orange.sky is 3000 feet tall. a 20 inch tall red shiny car is on the street.the car is -150 inch in front of the street.the car is -150 inch left of the street.the grille of the car is 60% dim orange.the bumper of the car is 50% dim orange.the headlight of the car is 70% dim orange. The [fire] texture is on the sky. The texture is 1000 feet wide.
the small chicken is -5 inches to the left of the car. it is -8 inches above the car. it is -2.6 feet in front of the car. it is leaning 30 degrees to the right.

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Go Ahead Punk, Make My Day

The boy is facing back. The enormous hand is above and -1 feet to the right of the boy. It is upside down. It is facing back. It is leaning 35 degrees to the right.

oof!

The five people. The huge shoe is -3 feet above the people. It is face down. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. The large tan hand is 12 feet in front of the people. It is 5.3 feet above the ground. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing the back.