Objects in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

A [mirror] wall is in front of a shiny black car. The car is 4.4 feet high. The ground is 20 feet wide [road]. It is 30% dark. A 4.5 feet high 20% shiny grey horse is -6 feet left of the car. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A light is above and behind the wall. A light is below and left of the light. A light is below and left of the light. A cream light is 4 feet right of and 8 feet above the light. The interior of the car is grey.

the collection

the 1st table is -0.1 inches above the 2nd table. the ground is texture. the 1st 16 inches tall [texture] vase is on the 2nd table. the texture wall is 1 foot to the left of the 2nd table. it is facing to the 2nd table. the 2nd 15 inches tall [texture] vase is 6 inches in front of the 1st vase. the 3rd 13 inches tall [texture] vase is 7 inches behind the 1st vase. the 4th 16 inches tall [texture] vase is 4 inches behind the 3rd vase. the 5th 17 inches tall [texture] vase is 4 inches in front of the 2nd vase. the 6th 12 inches tall [texture] vase is on the 1st table. the 7th 18 inches tall [texture] vase is 5 inches in front of the 6th vase. the 8th 15 inches tall [texture] vase is 5 inches behind the 6th vase. the 9th 13 inches tall [texture] vase is 5 inches in front of the 7th vase. the 10th 16 inches tall [texture] vase is 4 inches behind the 8th vase. the 30 inches tall chair is behind the 2nd table. the 21 inches tall gold cobra is on the chair. the ground is unreflective. the tiny light is on the cobra. the cobra is fat

C-Note-Eeeeeh

a huge [Canada] flag is on a 22 feet wide [cave] pond. the pond faces back. a 2.5 feet tall and .5 feet deep clear sky blue "C" is -4 feet left of and 2 feet in front of and -3.7 feet above the flag. a 3 feet tall and .7 feet deep clear igloo blue eighth note is 4 feet right of and -3.5 feet above the "C". 1st rock is -4 feet left of and -10 feet behind the pond. 2nd large rock is -8 feet behind and -5 feet right of the pond. 1st tree is -18 feet left of and -9 feet behind the pond. 2nd tree is -10 feet right of and -5 feet in front of and -15 feet above the 2nd rock. it leans right. a 1.2 feet tall man is 1 feet in front of and -4 feet right of the flag. he faces northeast. he leans 30 degrees to the back. the sun's azimuth is 120 degrees.

She Sells Sea Shells

A small pale starfish is -1.5 inch above a huge 10% shiny [seashore] shell. It is leaning 40 degrees to the left. It is 2 foot above the ground. The ground is 30 feet wide [river]. It is 90% dark. Camera light is black. 3 dim lights are left of and above the starfish. A sea green light is behind the shell. An enormous shell is 10 feet left of and 6 feet behind the shell. It is on the ground. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small 80% dark woman is -4 inch in front of and -1 foot above the shell. A small shiny cash register is -1 inch above the shell. It is facing south. It is -1.5 foot in front of the shell. An enormous shell is -4 inch behind and above the shell. It is upside down. A tiny black bird is 2 feet above the woman. A tiny black bird is left of and 4 inch above the bird.

The newest in trend and comfort for nurses.

a 1st nurse. a 2nd nurse is right of and -.5 foot in front of the 1st nurse. sky is white. ground is 4 foot wide tile. a 3rd 5.5 foot tall nurse is behind and left of the 1st nurse. she faces left. a 4th 5.5 foot tall nurse is .5 foot left of the 3rd nurse. she faces left. it is night. a white light is 1 foot in front of and right of the 1st nurse. the light is .5 foot above the ground. a extremely tiny linen light is 1 foot in front of the 4th nurse. a [door] wall is 5 feet behind the 1st nurse. a 5th nurse is .5 foot left of and in front of the 4th nurse. she faces right. 1st 1.6 feet long and .8 feet wide and .5 feet tall alligator is -5.53 feet above and -1 feet left of the 1st nurse. 2nd 1.6 feet long and .8 feet wide and .5 feet tall alligator is -5.56 feet above and -1.2 feet right of the 1st nurse. a orange light is above and -.3 feet in front of the 2nd alligator.

Footwear For Nurses

a 1st nurse. a 2nd nurse is right of and -.5 foot in front of the 1st nurse. sky is white. ground is 4 foot wide tile. a 3rd 5.5 foot tall nurse is behind and left of the 1st nurse. she faces left. a 4th 5.5 foot tall nurse is .5 foot left of the 3rd nurse. she faces left. it is night. a white light is 1 foot in front of and right of the 1st nurse. the light is .5 foot above the ground. a extremely tiny linen light is 1 foot in front of the 4th nurse. a [door] wall is 5 feet behind the 1st nurse. a 5th nurse is .5 foot left of and in front of the 4th nurse. she faces right.

I dream of other things

a silver structure.a 1 feet tall white man is -6 feet in front of the structure.a 1 feet tall white woman is 2 inches left of the man.the man is 0.5 inches above the ground.a 20 feet tall silver sphere is 2 inches behind the man.a gold light is 3 feet above the woman.a table is in front of the woman.a 2nd gold light is right of the man.a stairway is 3 inches left of the woman.the table is [paint].a hummingbird is -3 inches above the woman.it is leaning 25 degrees to the east.the hummingbird is behind the woman.a 0.7 feet tall gold sphere is 5 inches in front of the man.it is 4 inches above the ground.the gold sphere is -2 inches left of the man.

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See you in 10 years Boss!

a door.a 1st wall is left of the door.a 2nd wall is right of the door.a 3rd wall is above the door.the 3rd wall is 5 feet long.a 4th fat wall is 2 feet behind the door.the 4th wall is [prison].a 1st man is 2 inches behind the door.the 1st wall is rock.the 2nd wall is rock.the 3rd wall is rock.a 2nd man is 1 feet in front of the door.he is facing the door.a 5th wall is above the 1st wall.a 6th wall is above the 2nd wall.the 5th wall is rock.the 6th wall is rock.the ground is dirt.the dirt is 6 feet tall.a olive cot is 1 feet right of the 2nd man.it is facing right.a table is 1 feet left of the 2nd man.a book is on the table.the 1st man's shirt is black.the 2nd man's fat dress suit is orange.a picture is behind the bed.the picture is 5 feet above the ground.the camera light is dark.a rust light is in front of the 1st man.it is 3 feet above the ground.

The Power Of Stripes

a huge symbol is on the ground. 4 blue lights are 1 foot behind the symbol. a sea mist blue light is above and behind the blue lights. a 1st 1000 foot wide wall faces right. the wall is 2 foot tall [black]. it is left of the symbol. a 2nd 1000 foot wide black wall faces right. it is right of the symbol. ground is maroon. a tiny clear woman is 1 foot in front of the symbol. she is 1 foot right of the 1st wall. a fuchsia light is 10 feet behind and above the sea mist blue light. it is noon. ambient light is rust. camera light is brown.

Deconstructionism-Descartes was a mechanistic idiot

a shiny head. in front of the head is a 1000 inch wide and 1000 inch tall flat shiny wall.the wall is 25 inch wide [abstract].ground is shiny blue.the head is -700 inch above the wall.

Made in Scotland From Girders

A huge glass is next to a cobra. A [girder] wall is behind the cobra. The liquid of the glass is orange. The ground is 2 feet wide [thistle]. An orange light is behind the glass. The cobra is facing southwest. A dumbbell is -9 inch above and -2.7 feet left of and -4 feet in front of the cobra. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. The sun is silver.

Interrogating the Saboteur

A small man is -2.5 feet above a large chair. A 1.2 foot high shiny head is -9 inch above and 1 inch in front of the man. It is leaning right. The sun is black. Camera light is brown. A large tube is 6 feet above the man. A light is -1.4 feet above the tube. A dim red light is right of and above the chair. A navy light is behind and above the man. The ground is black. A light is above and 3 feet in front of the tube. A [north korea] flag is 2 feet left of the chair. A [russia] flag is 2 feet right of the chair. It is facing north. A [state] flag is 2 feet behind the chair. A [state] flag is 2.2 feet behind the chair. It is facing north. A shiny devil is behind and left of the flag. He is facing the man. A shiny devil is behind and right of the flag. He is facing the man.

The most frequently used word

a 900 inch wide and 700 inch tall wall.the wall is 900 inch wide [concrete].a 2 inch tall and 200 inch wide and 200 inch deep 40% dim delft blue circle is in front of the wall.the circle leans 90 degrees to back.the circle is -350 inch above the wall.the circle is -350 inch right of the wall.a 65 inch tall white "fuck" is -5 inch in front of the circle.the "fuck" is -280 inch above the wall.camera light is gray.

I heard something!

a shiny "c".it is face up.the "c" is 100 feet deep.a man is -300 inches in front of the "c".the "c" is [abstract].a 60 feet tall insect is 68 feet left of the man.it is 130 feet behind the man.the man is facing southeast.the man's visor is shiny.the insect is shiny black.a 6 feet tall group is 20 feet behind the man.the group's handle is red.

Don't Get Carried Away!

The ground is black and shiny. The sky is [rock]. An extremely tiny silver ship is on a humongous shiny insect. Camera light is brown. The sun is grey. A lemon light is in front of the ship. A very tiny pirate is -3 feet above and -1.3 feet in front of the ship. He is facing west. He is leaning 30 degrees to the left.

New-Ish Star Trek Movie

the ground is orange.
a [orange] wall is 0 feet behind a blue leonard-nimoy head

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Redemption bridge

a shiny bridge.a shiny river is -70 feet left of the bridge.the bridge is facing left.the bridge is 25 feet long.a angel is -6.6 feet above the bridge.a gold light is 6 inches in front of the angel.the ground is field.the sky is [mist].the sun is pink.

Table For One

a [flower] plate is -1.4 feet in front of and on the table. a bowl is on the plate.a clear sage green glass is .1 feet right of and -.2 feet behind the plate. a 8 inch wide .1 inch tall [soup] pond is -.1 feet above the bowl. a .8 feet long shiny copper spoon is .15 feet left of and -.7 feet behind the plate. a compound object is .1 feet behind and -.7 feet left of the plate. a chair is -2 feet left of and -.6 feet in front of the table. it faces the northeast. the cushion of the chair is 1 feet wide [asia]. the platter of the compound object is metal. a 2 feet wide and .9 feet tall [basket] cone is -1.77 feet left of and -1.3 feet above and -3 feet in front of the chair. it faces southwest.it leans 38 degrees to the right. 1st large funnel is 2 feet above the chair. 2nd large funnel is 3 feet above the table. 2 linen lights are -.6 feet above the 1st funnel. the camera light is dim. the sun is black. 1 midnight blue light is -.4 feet above the 2nd funnel. the ground is clear. a salmon light is -3.8 feet above the chair. a large vent is 5 feet in front of the chair. 3 coral lights are -2 feet above and .5 feet in front of the vent. a storm blue light is -.1 feet above the glass. a orange light is -3.9 feet above the chair.

Painter's dream II

the sky is [newspaper]. the ground is black and reflective. a large silver head is 20 inch above the ground.the camera light is old gold.the sky is 50 feet tall and 30 feet wide.the ambient light is white.a large silver stomach is 19 inch above the ground.the stomach is -5 inch right of the head.the stomach is 33 inch tall.

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Great! giant chillies....Hot! Hot! Hot!

a 1st plant.the 1st plant's fruit is shiny.a 1 feet tall man is left of the 1st plant.a 2nd plant is -8 inches behind the 1st plant.the 2nd plant's fat fruit is shiny.the man is facing north.a flat [plant] wall is right of the 2nd plant.it is facing left.the wall is shiny.

VBS Time Again

1st 4 feet tall and 30 feet long flat sand wall is on the ground.tiny ship is -2.3 feet above and -16 feet left of the wall. ship leans back. it faces southeast. 2nd 16 feet tall and 30 feet long [beach] wall is 10 feet behind and -1 feet above the 1st wall. 3rd 17 feet tall and 30 feet long flat [sand] wall is -.1 feet above and .2 feet behind the 1st wall.it lean 78 degrees to the back. 1st 5 feet tall rock is -.6 feet in front of and -12 feet left of the 1st wall.it faces left.it is .3 feet in the ground. 2nd 4 feet tall rock is -1.4 feet left of and -4.3 feet above the 1st rock.it lean 38 degrees to the right. ground is sand. 3rd 19 feet tall and 25 feet long [beach] wall is right of the 1st wall.it faces right. 1st 13 feet tall palm tree is -6 feet right of and in front of the 1st wall. 2nd 14 feet tall palm tree is -3 feet behind and -15 feet above the 1st palm tree. it lean back. 3rd 14 feet tall palm tree is -3 feet in front of and -15.5 feet above the 1st palm tree.it leans to the front.a ladder is left of and -1 feet in front of and -13 feet above the 1st palm tree. it faces left. 1st 5.3 feet tall woman is -8 feet above and -.7 feet left of the ladder. she faces southeast. a man is 5.7 feet in front of the 1st wall. he faces the 1st woman. 2nd 5.6 feet tall woman is right of and in front of the man.she faces the 1st woman. huge saw is 2.5 feet left of the ladder. a [metal] box is 2 feet in front of the saw. 1st 3.5 feet tall flamingo is 1 feet behind and -8 feet right of and -.4 feet above the 1st wall. 2nd 3.7 feet tall flamingo is behind and .6 feet left of the 1st flamingo. large hammer is -.3 feet right of and -2.9 feet above and -1.5 feet in front of the man. it leans left. a boy is -2 feet in front of and -5.6 feet left of the ship. he is on the ground.he faces the ship. shirt of the boy is [jungle]. sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. sun is 20% sage green. the sun's altitude is 70 degrees. hat of the boy is red. camera light is 30% pond blue.

Parfum II

a 100 inch tall clear white flask is on the ground..sky is 50000 inch wide [smoke].ground is clear.sky is 5000 feet tall.

Escheresque

a 500 inch tall and 150 inch wide and 150 inch deep tube.the tube is 10 inch wide [brick].ambient light is gray.a 200 inch tall and 150 inch deep and 100 inch wide shiny black stair is -400 inch above the tube.ground is 40% dim delft blue.sky is delft blue.

Tribulations of a Broken Man

A shiny circuit board is on a large man. A tool is -3 inch above and -1.2 foot in front of the circuit board. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. The ground is 10 feet wide [material]. A component is -3 inch left of and -7 inch above the circuit board. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. A large component is in front of and -3.2 inch above the circuit board. A large [metal] table is 3 feet right of the man. It is facing east. A large hand is -7 inch above the table. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 80 degrees to the back. A large hammer is 2 inch in front of and -1.8 feet above and -1 foot right of the hand. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A very long tall 20% dark wall is -8 feet behind the man. It is [abstract]. It is facing southwest. The azimuth of the sun is 94 degrees. A dim cyan light is behind the man. A dim red light is 2 feet above the light. A large shiny black air vent is behind and 3 feet right of the table. It is facing southwest. A large dark door is 2 feet in front of and 2 feet right of the air vent. It is facing southwest.

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Keeper of the penguins

a 20 feet tall shiny vessel.the vessel is face down.a small man is -10 feet in front of the vessel.the man is 4 inches above the ground.the vessel is [mountain].the ground is [ice].the sky is texture.the texture is 1000 feet tall.a 1st penguin is 2 feet behind the man.it is on the ground.the 1st penguin is right of the man.it is facing southwest.a 2nd penguin is 2 feet behind the man .it is on the ground.the 2nd penguin is left of the man.it is facing southeast.shiny ground.

The Man In the Iron Mask

A shiny [iron] mask is in front of a silver ball. The ground is metal. 3 dim orange lights are right of the ball. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch left of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch right of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A large 30% dark heart is above and 10 feet in front of the ball.

Just What Are Your Intentions!

a woman is -1 feet left of and in front of a sofa. a 1.5 feet tall table is -2 feet right of and in front of the sofa.it faces the woman. she faces southeast. a .8 feet wide turquoise sphere is -2.3 feet above and -1.8 feet in front of and -1.8 feet right of the woman. a 12 feet tall and 30 feet long [tile] wall is 3 feet behind the sofa. 1st 4 feet tall man is right of the woman. 2nd 3.7 feet tall man is 1 feet in front of the table. he faces the woman. a shotgun is -1.17 feet right of and -1.3 feet in front of and -2.5 feet above the 1st man. it leans 60 degrees to the northeast. it faces right. a 5 feet tall and 5 feet wide [amgoth] painting is -9 feet above and in front of the wall. the ground is [texture]. a plant is on the table. a 7 feet tall clock is five feet right of the painting. it is on the ground. a linen chair is .4 feet behind and -1 feet left of the woman. it faces the woman. 1st lamp is left of the sofa. the sun's azimuth is 320 degrees. the sun's altitude is 60 degrees. the camera light is dim. a pond blue light is -6.5 inch above the lamp. 2nd 4 feet tall lamp is .1 feet right of the sofa.a coral light is -5 inch above the 2nd lamp. a small igloo blue light is in front of the sphere. a 2.4 feet tall tv is 3.8 feet in front of and -4 feet left of the chair. it faces the woman. a dim salmon light is in front of the tv.

The Shadow of Your Smile

a marble. a large smile is 10 feet above and 10 feet right of the marble. it faces right. it leans 45 degrees to the front. a gold light is left of and above the smile. a man is on the ground. he is -.1 foot left of the smile. he faces right. a peach light is beneath the gold light. it is evening. ground is 275 foot wide [dawn]. sun is rust.

The big fight

a 25 feet tall clear white bottle.it is face up.a 1st man is right of the bottle.the 1st man's suit is dark black.a silver light is 1 feet in front of the 1st man.a 2nd man is in front of the silver light.he is facing north.a yellow light is 6 inches behind the 2nd man.the ground is [abstract].a gold light is above the 1st man.a 2nd gold light is above the 2nd man.a white light is 2 inches in front of the 2nd man.

Happy Birthday, Pilgrim!

A [victoria] cake is in an [antique] chest. Camera light is black. A light is -2 feet above and in front of the chest. A lemon light is above and 3 feet left of the cake. The sun is black. The ground is shiny black. A scarlet light is in front of the chest. A 2.5 feet high dark chair is left of and in front of the chest. It is facing east. A hat is on the chair. A shiny Colt pistol is left of and -1 inch in front of and -5 inch above the cake. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

Baby Llama Drama

a 1st llama leans to the front. a 2nd llama is -.5 foot in front of the 1st llama. it faces back. it leans to the front. a 3rd large llama is left of and 1 foot in front of the first llama. it faces northeast. it is 2.2 feet in the ground. a large [mountain] wall is left of the 3rd llama. it is .1 foot in the ground. the wall faces right. it is .1 foot in the ground.ground is 20 foot wide [mountain]. it leans 10 degrees to the front. a tiny maroon light is in front of and above the 1st llama.

A Light Snack

A large stag beetle is in a silver pan. It is facing west. The pan is -6 inch above and -1.1 feet in front of and -1.5 feet right of a shiny cooker. It is facing southwest. The sky is cream. The ground is tile. A [kitchen] wall is 2.8 feet behind the cooker. A rodent is -5 inch left of and -7 inch in front of the pan. It is facing the pan. The sun is silver. Camera light is brown. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. Ambient light is black. A cream light is 10 feet above and 20 feet right of the cooker. An acorn is in front of the stag beetle. It is leaning 80 degrees to the right. An acorn is right of the acorn. A grey shiny utensil is -7.3 inch behind and -7 inch right of and -6.7 inch above the rodent. It is facing northwest. A small bowl is 6 inch behind the rodent. A fan is 2 feet above and -2.2 feet in front of the cooker. It is facing southeast.

Cactus, anyone?

a dull [abstract] plate. a very small cactus is -.075 foot above the plate. cactus is .2 foot wide [texture]. it faces right. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a shiny fork is -.1 foot above and -.3 foot left of and -.8 foot in front of the cactus. the fork faces southeast. it leans 145 degrees to the back. a shiny knife is right of the fork. it faces right. ground is 2 foot wide wood. ground is 4 feet wide and 4 feet deep. it is noon. camera light is dim.

Untitled

a shiny ball is -11 feet above and -4 feet behind a shiny copper dam. the ball is upside down. a light is above the ball. the sky is invisible. the ground is invisible. the camera light is hydrangea blue. the sun's azimuth is 360 degrees. the sun's altitude is 74 degrees. the sun is salmon. a sky blue light is 4 feet in front of the ball. 1st shiny 2 feet tall [space] sphere is 1 feet in front of and .5 feet right of and 1 feet above the ball. 2nd 2.3 feet tall shiny [face] sphere is 1.2 feet behind and .8 feet above and .5 feet left of the ball. a cobalt blue light is behind the 2nd sphere. a 4 feet tall shiny [face] cone is 1.2 feet behind and 2 feet above the ball. it faces the 2nd sphere. it leans 60 degrees to the back. a very tiny silver unicorn is 5 inch behind and -1.4 feet left of the ball. it faces northeast. a small indigo light is 1 inch in front of and -2 inches above the unicorn.

Building A Cake

a 10 foot tall shiny scaffolding. a 11 foot tall and 8 foot wide and 8 foot deep cake is -9 feet behind and -9 foot left of the scaffolding. a 2 foot tall woman is -3.5 feet above and -1 foot in front of the scaffolding. she faces the cake. her shirt is bordeaux wine mauve. the cake is [sweet]. a 13 foot tall and 40 foot wide [kitchen] wall is behind the scaffolding. it is noon. camera light is black. ambient light is seashell. a wildness light is in front of the woman.

Knots III

a 850 inch wide and 650 inch tall flat [Tied Knot] 50% dim delft blue wall.a 1st 500 inch tall 70% dim delft blue jellyfish is in front of the wall.the 1st jellyfish leans 90 degrees to west.a 2nd 500 inch tall 70% dim delft blue jellyfish is -120 inch right of the 1st jellyfish.the 2nd jellyfish leans 90 degrees to east.the 1st jellyfish is -450 inch above the wall.the 1st jellyfish is -900 inch right of the wall.

They came in search of El Dorado...

A [dam] dam is -65 feet in front of and -82 feet left of a 75 feet high [dam] pyramid. The ground is 750 feet wide image-10670. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. There are mountains in the background. The background is tall. It is 80% dark. A man is on and -50 feet in front of the dam. He is facing north. A cream light is -15 feet above and in front of the man. A wall is -10 feet in front of and -20 feet above the man. A woman is 1 foot left of the man. She is facing the man. A bird is 25 feet above and 20 feet right of the woman. It is facing west. A gold light is above the bird. 2 dim old gold lights are behind the light.

Pictures of Yesterday

A shiny [backdrop] bale is 3 feet in a silver cabinet. A 2 inch high clear container is 0.5 inch in the bale. The ground is silver. A clear container is -1 inch in front of the container. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is upside down. It is facing northeast. A lemon shiny camera is 6 inch left of the container. It is facing the container.

Praying for Time

A [black] building. Camera light is black. An elephant is in front of the building. The ground is clear. A red light is behind and left of the elephant. The sun is scarlet. A cream light is left of and in front of the building. The sky is 2000 feet high [black]. A dim blue light is above the elephant

19th Century Subway

a sandwich is on a plate. the sandwich is [wheat]. the plate is on a 2 foot wide and 2 foot deep and 2 foot tall table. the table is wood. the sandwich's meat is shiny. the sandwich's cheese is dull. the sandwich's lettuce is lawn green. a knife is -.3 foot above and -.5 foot right of the sandwich. the knife's blade is dull. a 8 foot tall and 8 foot wide wall is behind the table. it is -3 foot left of the table. the wall is 4 foot tall [restaurant]. the wall leans back. plate is dull [china].
it is noon. sun is sienna. camera light is dim. ambient light is linen.