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jesus christ is drinking an 8 foot tall beer.
Jesus Feeds The Multitudes
a man is on the ground. a 4 inch tall chestnut brown tamarind tree is -.93 feet above and -1.24 feet in front of the man. it is upside down. it leans to the back. a 2 feet wide and 1 feet deep and 2 feet tall [basket] bucket is -3 inch in front of and -1 feet right of the man. it is on the ground. 1st 1.3 feet long baguette is -1.5 feet above and -.9 feet right of the bucket. it leans 48 degrees to the right. 2nd 1.4 feet long baguette is -1 feet behind and -1.5 feet above the bucket. it faces northwest. it leans 47 degrees to the left. 3rd 1.5 feet long baguette is -13 inch right of and -8 inch in front of the bucket. it leans 90 degrees to the left. 4th 1.6 feet long baguette is -10 inch in front of and -12 inch left of the bucket. it leans 116 degrees to the right.a 4 feet wide and 1 feet deep and 3 inch tall [wood] bowl is 1 feet left of and -3 inch in front of the bucket. 1st 2.6 feet long fish is -2.4 feet right of and -.6 feet behind and -7.4 inch above the bowl. it faces right. it leans 15 degrees to the northwest. 2nd 2.8 feet long fish is -3.2 feet left of and -10 inch in front of and -5 inch above the bowl. it faces left.it leans left. a 1.5 feet tall flat k[pattern] head of hair is .5 inch in front of and -1.2 feet left of the bucket. it faces right. it leans 90 degrees to the back. 5th 1.3 feet long baguette is on the head of hair. backdrop is mountain. the sun is 25% celery green. the ambient light is 49% old gold. the camera light is dim. a tiny spicy gold point light is on the 2nd fish.
Jesus pied for our sins
The crucifix is on the gigantic pie
Dev & Jesass Fight with Their Cats
A tiny little pink devil is .6 feet in a huge enormous giant red butterfly. The red butterfly is 5 feet above the ground. 1 tiny jesus is on the ground. The tiny jesus is 4.5 feet in front of the devil. The tiny jesus is facing the devil. The ground is black. A red light faces the devil. The devil is matte. A big small cat is 1.25 feet in front of the tiny jesus. Mario is 1 feet in front of the devil.
It is sunset. the pink cross is 2 feet in the ground. 2 humans are 2 feet in front of the cross. they are 1 feet in the ground and shiny. the humans are facing the cross. 2 humans 2 feet behind the cross. the humans are facing the cross. They are 1 feet in the ground and shiny. a small rainbow 1 feet behind the cross. The rainbow is 11 feet tall. The rainbow is 22 feet wide. The rainbow is on the ground. the ground is 90% shiny.
The cross is facing the huge globe.
The giant baby is in the crib. The crib is facing west. The woman is to the left of the crib. She is facing southeast. Joseph is to the right of the crib. He is facing southwest. In front of the crib is a donkey. Behind the crib is a wise man. To the left of the wise man is another wise man. To the right of the wise man is another wise man. There are three gifts to the left of the donkey. The donkey is made of translucent glass. The baby is made of wood. The crib is red. The gifts are made of fire. There is a fire on the gifts. The wise men are gold. Joseph is upside down. There is a violet light above the crib. The sky is [sprout]. To the right of the donkey is God. There is a fedora on God.
the chartreuse couch is several feet in front of the jesus. The jesus is behind the chartreuse couch. the ground is wood. the huge potted plant is 1 feet to the left of the jesus
Typical Saturday Morning
The small dog is on the couch. The couch is maroon. The ground is grass. It is dawn. The devil is behind the couch. The devil is 6 feet tall. A small desk is two feet in front of the couch. A television is on the desk. The television is facing the couch. An angel is on the couch to the left of the dog. The angel is 2 feet tall. A crucifix is to the right of the couch. It is 6 feet tall. The crucifix is facing the television. A red light is 1 foot above the devil.