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Ivana go shopping with my wife!

a clear white bag.a 1 feet tall head is -3 inches behind the bag.a linen light is in front of the head.

Would I! Would I! Hairlip.

the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide. a second eye is 1 inches to the right of the eye. the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide.
the mouth is 2 inches to the right of the second eye. the very tiny yellow head of hair is 1.4 inches in the mouth.

Venus Fly Trap

the extremely tiny venus is -1 inches above the trap. the [fly] image is on the venus. the image is 1.5 inches wide.

moon river

a symbol is -27 inches above a river.the symbol is face up.the symbol is leaning 45 degrees to the east.the river is shiny.a 1st tree is 10 feet behind the symbol.the 1st tree is 6 feet right of the symbol.a 2nd tree is 125 feet right of the 1st tree.

Tree-athalon

the large man.
the 12 foot tall tree is right of the man. the huge matisse shoe is next to the man. it is facing southeast. the ground is sand.
the gray dolphin is two feet in front of the man. it is in the ground. it is facing southwest. it is right of the man.
the cyan light is above the dolphin. a red light is above the shoe.
the camera light is green.

The Ten Galleon Hat

a silver humongous hat. the water ground is 800 feet tall. the sky is [old].
The extremely tiny ship is on the hat. A second extremely tiny ship is -2 feet to the left of the hat. A third extremely tiny ship is -3 feet in front of the hat. A fourth extremely tiny ship is -3 feet behind the hat. A fifth extremely tiny ship is to the right of the hat. It is -2 feet in front of the fourth ship. A sixth extremely small ship is to the right of the hat. It is -4.5 feet behind the third ship. The seventh extremely small ship is 5 feet to the left and 4 feet in front of the second ship. A 8th extremely tiny ship is 4 feet behind and to the right of the hat. A 9th extremely tiny ship is 12 feet to the right and in front of the 8th ship. The tenth extremely tiny ship is 14 feet to the left and in front of the fourth ship.

The Hopsichord

The huge gold grasshopper. The keyboard is -5 inches in front and -3.9 inches above the grasshopper. It is 1.5 inches wide. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front.

This guy is falling! This guy is falling!

The man is 10 feet above the ground. he is upside down. the head is -6 feet above and in front of the man. it is upside down.

U-Reek-A

a large cheese is on a large [flower] plate. it faces left. the plate is on a table. a [pattern] wall is 2 feet behind the table. the ground is [tile]. a mouse is 0.2 feet in front of and -0.52 feet left of and -0.53 feet above the cheese. it faces northeast. it leans 10 degrees to the back. a small clear resin green xi is above the cheese. it leans right. 2 dim daffodil yellow lights are behind the xi. the sun's azimuth is 220 degrees. 2 dim orange lights are 2 inches in front of the cheese.

Let's have snow ...

the very tiny american missile is in front of the foot. the missile is facing up. the ground is white.

Schumann's Piano

the very large shoe is 18 inches in the man. it is leaning forward. it is facing left.
the piano is a foot behind the man. the man is facing left.
the ground is shiny. the red light and cyan light are 3 feet above the shoe.

three very tiny heads in the cheese. two very tiny heads are in front of the heads. the cheese is on a plate. the ground is parquet. the plate is red.

Recounting Voles

the 5 guinea pigs fit on the table. the ground is shiny. a large hand is 7 inches above and -5 inches to the right of the table. it is facing right. it is face up. another guinea pig is 3 inches in the hand. the guinea pig is facing southwest.

Hits and Misses

there is a white computer on a [wood] desk. its push button is white. its button is white. its trackball is white. its disk drive is white. its lid is silver. its battery is white. its panel is silver. its leg is white. its screen is [text]. its rubber is white. its switch is white. its hook is white. its base is white. its key is white. its foot is white. there is a white wall behind the desk. there is a giant puddle under the desk. there is a coffee cup -18 inches to the right of the computer. the coffee cup is leaning 66 degrees to the left. coffee wave -7.5 inches to the left of the coffee cup. it is 2 inches tall. it is leaning 88 degrees to the left. it is -4.4 inches above the coffee cup. there is a matte [texture] cat -1.2 inches to the left of the computer. it is facing the wave. there is a mouse to the right of the computer.

You can't have your kayak and heat it too!

a 12 foot long lime green canoe is -0.4 feet above the ground. it is upside down. a 1.5 feet wide bowl is -6.3 feet to the front and -1.8 feet to the right of the canoe. it is 0.8 feet above the ground. it is upside down. a 4.3 feet tall man is -2.9 feet above the bowl. he faces back. a tan half note is -0.5 feet right of the man and 0.4 feet above the ground. it leans left. it faces back. 1st large flame is -2 feet to the back of and -0.3 feet above the canoe. the ground is ocean. a small bicycle helmet is -0.2 feet above the man. 2nd flame is 0.2 feet behind the 1st flame. it leans 10 degrees to the right

Sea Punk

The 1.5 foot albert einstein bust is 3 feet next to the tiny column. The enormous plaid pyramid is 7 feet behind the bust and -10 feet next to the bust.

Ignore-ants is Bliss

the very enormous ants are under the "ignore". the desert.
the small rainbow is 40 feet behind the ants.
a white light is 3 feet above the ants. it is in front of the ants. the sun is orange.

Fast Food

There is a first tiny man facing west. There is a giant burger 1.1 feet inside the man. The burger leans north. There is a second tiny man 4 feet behind the man. There is an giant apple 1.1 feet inside the man. The apple leans west. There is a third tiny man 2.5 feet in front of the first man. He is facing north. There is a large hot dog 1.1 feet inside the man. The hot dog leans west. There is a humongous mouth 1 feet west of the second man. It is 2 feet above the ground. It faces south. There is a dim yellow light above the burger.

OH MY !!

1st crow is behind a 2nd crow. 1st crow leans 45 degrees to the southeast. 2nd crow leans 70 degrees to the northwest. a 3rd crow is left of the crow. it faces up. a 4th crow is right of the 2nd crow. it faces southwest. a 5th crow is 2 feet behind the crow. it leans back. a 6th crow is in front of and 1 feet left of the 2nd crow. it leans 60 degrees to the northeast. 7th crow is in front of and 0.5 feet left of the 4th crow. it leans 55 degrees to the southwest. a huge katydid is 2 feet in front of and 1 feet right of the 4th crow. it faces the crow. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. it leans 35 degrees to the back. a tommy gun is -3.9 feet in front of and -1.3 feet left of and -1.1 feet above the katydid. it faces the 4th crow. a 20 feet wide billboard is 8 feet behind and -16 feet right of the 1st crow. it is 6 feet in the ground. a small "MURDER OF CROW IS" is in front of and -2.8 feet above the billboard. "PROHIBITED" is 1 feet below "MURDER OF CROW IS". it is noon. a dim beige light is on the 2nd crow. a tan light is on the katydid.

Primordial Soup

8 extremely enormous molecules are in the giant glass bowl. a small atom is behind the molecules. the bowl is on the table. the table has a wood texture. the ground has a tile texture. the huge silver spoon is next to the bowl.

Train of Thought

the train fits inside the big thought bubble. it faces left. the thought bubble is above the professor.

Soaking up the view

There is a large silver lake.
there is a large yellow cube on the lake. there are 2 large eyes in front of the cube. the eyes are 1.5 feet above the lake.
there is a large mouth 10 centimeters under the eyes. there is a hand on the left of the yellow cube. the hand is leaning 60 degrees to the left. there is a hand on the right of the yellow cube. the hand is leaning 60 degrees to the right.
a boat is under the yellow cube. it is noon.

Nice cover for a punk-rock album

child on a long road. The child is -5 feet left of the road. the road is facing west. The child is facing south. a colt pistol is -.53 feet left of the child. it is facing down. the ambient light is dark. giant brick wall. it is 6 feet behind the child.

Pushing the Envelope

a tan shiny envelope is leaning 35 degrees to the northeast. a red shiny ant is -0.13 feet left of and -0.02 feet in front of the envelope. it is facing right. A small gold [texture] anteater is 0.4 feet behind and 0.08 feet to the left of the ant. it is facing southeast. the ground is texture. the ambient light is black. a orange light is .2 feet east of and above the anteater.

the ground is grass.
the collie is to the right of the melon. the very large baby is to the right of the collie.

Border Collie

the huge iron wall is on the unreflective sandy ground.
the door is in front of the wall. the door is 20 feet tall.
the booth is to the right of the door.
the large american flag is on the wall.
the huge [trump] cube is to the right of the flag.
the large collie is 10 feet in front of the door.
the black [welcome to the united states] is two feet above the door.