Dissociated Crocodile

the crocodile is 10 feet inside of a transparent cube. the cube is 20 feet wide. there is no ground. there is no sky.
the crocodile is schizophrenic, therefore he can never be alone.

The yakuza. The first woman is behind the yakuza. She is -1 foot left of the yakuza. The second woman is -1 foot right of the yakuza. She is behind the yakuza.
The desk is -2 feet in front of the yakuza. The desk faces to the back. The desk is -0.5 foot above the ground.
The wall is 2 feet behind the yakuza. The wall is [image]. The wall is 15 feet tall.
The camera light is black. The sun is baby blue.
The sun's azimuth is 180 degrees.
The dim alice blue light is 5 feet above the yakuza.
The ground has the [pattern] texture. The texture is 10 feet tall.
The bottle is 0 feet above the desk. It is -2 foot left of the desk. It is shiny. It is 0.75 feet tall. The first man is left of the first woman. The second man is right of the second woman.

Nanook 4/4/2016
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The Blind Professor

a professor. a large pair of sunglasses is -1.3 feet above and -0.1 feet in front of and -2.75 feet to the left of the professor. it faces southeast. a red orange cane is -0.91 feet left of and -0.2 feet in front of the professor. the cane leans 68 degrees to the left. a dog is 0.6 feet right of the professor and 3.4 feet above the ground. it leans 80 degrees to the right. a small 9 feet long chain is 0.4 feet right of the professor and 3.6 feet above the ground. a small red rho is -1.1 feet in front of and -0.99 feet left of the dog. it faces southwest. it leans 40 degrees to the left. a tiny red phi is -0.1 feet in front of and -0.45 feet below the chain. it is upside down. it leans 35 degrees to the left. a boy is 5 feet behind the professor. the sun is gray. the sun's azimuth is 90 degrees. the camera light is pink. a dim beige light is above the dog

Fast Food

There is a first tiny man facing west. There is a giant burger 1.1 feet inside the man. The burger leans north. There is a second tiny man 4 feet behind the man. There is an giant apple 1.1 feet inside the man. The apple leans west. There is a third tiny man 2.5 feet in front of the first man. He is facing north. There is a large hot dog 1.1 feet inside the man. The hot dog leans west. There is a humongous mouth 1 feet west of the second man. It is 2 feet above the ground. It faces south. There is a dim yellow light above the burger.

susu 4/6/2016
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JoKing

a 20 feet tall dull dodo.
A 1.7 feet tall shiny crown is -4.4 feet above and -8.4 feet in front of and -9.1 feet left of the dodo. It leans 50 degrees to the left. it is facing southeast.
the sky is silver.
a 20 feet tall pale silver green shiny emoticon is below the dodo. it leans 90 degrees to the front. it is -2 feet above the ground.
the ground is shiny black. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. the ambient light is pink. the camera light is black. it is night.

Nanook 11/11/2016
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ROLLER BEAR DERBY

1st skateboard is left of a 2nd skateboard. 1st polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 1st skateboard. 3rd skateboard is 3 feet behind the 1st skateboard. 4th skateboard is left of the 3rd skateboard. 2nd polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 4th skateboard. a 300 feet long road is 0.1 feet below the 1st skateboard. a orange light is right of the 2nd bear. a green light is right of the 1st bear. a yellow light is above the 1st bear

Nanook 11/11/2016
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Solar Bear

a beach chair. a pink small polar bear is -2.6 feet above the chair. it leans 75 degrees to the back. the ground is sand. a large cyan umbrella is -1.9 feet right of and -3.6 feet behind the chair. it leans back. it is -1.2 feet above the ground. the ocean is 3 feet in front of the bear. a hotdog stand is 10 feet behind and 8 feet left of the chair. a small beach ball is 3 feet left of the chair. a beer bottle is 0.2 feet right of the chair and -0.1 feet above the ground. it leans to the left. a radio is -0.2 feet behind and -0.3 feet right of the bottle and -0.5 feet above the ground. it faces southwest. it leans back. a pair of sunglasses is -0.8 feet above and -3.5 feet in front of the bear. the sunglasses leans 90 degrees to the back. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 105 degrees. the sun is pink. the camera light is gray

Cytristree 4/7/2016
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It is night.
There is an extremely giant moon.
There is an extremely tiny restaurant on the moon..
the restaurant is 2 feet tall.
The camera light is dull white.

Pigeon of Interest

there are three small houses. the ground is grass. the small pole is 10 feet to the left and in front of the houses. it is facing right. the sparrow is -2 feet above the pole. it is -1.1 feet to the left of the pole. it is facing left. another bird is a foot behind the sparrow. it is facing left. a third bird is 6 inches in front of the sparrow. it is facing left. the first pigeon is 5.21 inches in front of the third bird. it is facing left. a second pigeon is 1.1 feet in front of the third bird. it is facing left. a third pigeon is 6 inches in front of the second pigeon. it is facing left. the tiny headset is -1.5 inches above and -1.7 inch to the left of the first pigeon. it is facing left.

ain't got nobody

a foot.a skull is -30 inches in front of the foot.the foot is 1 feet tall.the skull is 8 inches above the ground.the skull is -12 inches left of the foot.the foot is silver. the skull is 1 feet tall.the skull is silver.a yellow light is above the skull.the ground is invisible.a cyan light is above the foot.a red light is left of the skull.the sun is orange.the ambient light is white.

Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared

There is a small first dinosaur. It is facing southeast. A second dinosaur is 3 feet to the left of the first dinosaur. The second dinosaur is leaning 90 degrees to the right. It is 2 feet in the ground. The mastodon is in front of and to the right of the first dinosaur. It is facing the first dinosaur.

Nanook 4/5/2016
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Two Ternites Walk Into A Bar

1st 25 feet long 2.5 feet tall [wood] wall is 3 feet in front of a 2nd 30 feet long 12 feet tall [wood] wall. a 25 feet long 2 feet deep and 3 inch tall plank is -0.1 feet above the 1st wall. a professor is behind and -10 feet left of the plank. the professor is on the ground. 1st extremely enormous termite is in front of and -10 feet right of the plank. it faces the professor. it is on the ground. it leans back. 2nd extremely enormous termite is -1.3 feet left of the 1st termite. it is on the ground. it faces the professor. it leans back. the ground is [tile]. a large mug is -13 feet left of and -1 feet to the front of the plank. 1st large bottle is right of the mug. a large mirror is 2 feet behind the mug and 4 feet above the ground. 2nd large bottle is -0.8 feet left of and -5 feet above the mirror. a dim cyan light is above the plank. the sun is pink. the sky is [van gogh]. a table is 2 feet in front of the 2nd termite. a chair is -0.2 feet right of the table. it faces the table

addicted to narcissistic supply

a 20 feet tall shiny dodo. it leans 20 degrees to the back. it is facing south. it is -3 feet above the ground.
a 30 feet tall 1st clear emoticon is 8 feet in front of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 2nd shiny emoticon is 5 feet left of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 3rd shiny emoticon is 5 feet right of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 4th silver emoticon is 5 feet behind the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
the sky is silver. the ground is shiny black. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. the ambient light is pink. the camera light is black. it is night.

severely addicted to narcissistic supply

a 20 feet tall shiny dodo. it leans 20 degrees to the back. it is facing north. it is -2.7 feet above the ground.
a 30 feet tall 1st clear emoticon is 8 feet in front of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 2nd shiny emoticon is 5 feet left of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 3rd shiny emoticon is 5 feet right of the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
a 20 feet tall 4th silver emoticon is 5 feet behind the dodo. it is facing the dodo. it is above the ground.
the sky is silver. the ground is shiny black. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. the ambient light is pink. the camera light is black. it is night.

Three on a Match

the block is 1 feet wide. it is .4 inches tall. it is .4 inches deep. it is 1 foot above the ground. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the block is wood.
the first small fire is above and to the left of the block. the second tiny fire is -2 inches above and to the right of the first fire. the third small fire is -3 inches above and to the left of the first fire. the first tiny dodo is on the third fire. it is leaning to the right. it is upside down. the second very tiny dodo is on the first fire. the third tiny dodo is on the second fire. it is leaning to the back.
the very tiny red sphere is -1 inch to the left and -.9 inches above the block.

I Dreamed of Vladimir Putin

A red small couch.
A giant pink [putin] bunny is facing the couch.
The couch is facing the bunny.
The ground is [putin].
A [flag] heart is on the left of the bunny. The heart is facing the couch.

watcher570 4/5/2016
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lettuce have a good lunch

a snail.a second snail is 5 inches right of the first snail.a lettuce is 6 inches in front of the snail.the snail is facing the lettuce.a third snail is 1 inches left of the lettuce.the ground is reflective green.the sun is orange.

fishboyliam 4/4/2016
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Why

There is a road. the road is long. There is a chicken on the road. The chicken is facing left. The chicken is -1.5 foot to the right. "The Other Side" is to the left of the road. It is facing right. It is 2 feet off the ground.

The Beginning of the End

The very huge "T" is to the left of the very huge "RUMP". The 12 animals are 50 feet in front of the "RUMP". They are facing backwards. The "T" is face down. The [flag] texture is on the ground. The texture is 100 feet tall.

OH MY !!

1st crow is behind a 2nd crow. 1st crow leans 45 degrees to the southeast. 2nd crow leans 70 degrees to the northwest. a 3rd crow is left of the crow. it faces up. a 4th crow is right of the 2nd crow. it faces southwest. a 5th crow is 2 feet behind the crow. it leans back. a 6th crow is in front of and 1 feet left of the 2nd crow. it leans 60 degrees to the northeast. 7th crow is in front of and 0.5 feet left of the 4th crow. it leans 55 degrees to the southwest. a huge katydid is 2 feet in front of and 1 feet right of the 4th crow. it faces the crow. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. it leans 35 degrees to the back. a tommy gun is -3.9 feet in front of and -1.3 feet left of and -1.1 feet above the katydid. it faces the 4th crow. a 20 feet wide billboard is 8 feet behind and -16 feet right of the 1st crow. it is 6 feet in the ground. a small "MURDER OF CROW IS" is in front of and -2.8 feet above the billboard. "PROHIBITED" is 1 feet below "MURDER OF CROW IS". it is noon. a dim beige light is on the 2nd crow. a tan light is on the katydid.

watcher570 4/6/2016
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Poopity Poodah

a shed.a man is 3 feet in front of the shed.the shed is 6 feet tall.the man is 6 inches left of the shed.a dog is 8 inches in front of the man.the dog is facing right.a big poop is 1 feet right of the dog.a second big poop is 2 feet in front of the shed.a lawnmower is 1 feet right of the shed.the lawnmower is 2.5 feet in front of the shed.a third big poop is 6 inches in front of the lawnmower.a fourth big poop is 5 feet in front of the shed.a fifth big poop is 1 feet left of the shed.the ground is grass.the sun is orange

Cereal Killer

a bowl is on a table. a knife is in the bowl. There is a big window in front of the table.

all i want is just cheese

the moon is 420 feet in the air. it is 28 feet wide. the man is on the moon. the moon has a [cheese] texture. big thought bubble -8 inch above the man. tiny white "brought" in the big thought bubble. tiny white "should have" above "brought". tiny white "some wine" under "brought". tiny white "i guess i" above "should have". the sky is black and reflective. there is a red light on "some wine". tiny white "hmmm......" above "i guess i". the ambient light is grey. the camera light is grey. the ground is black and reflective. there is a big cheese -5 inches to the left of the man. it is -32 inches below the man. it is -6 inches in front of the man. it is facing up. there are 6 pink lights on the thought bubble. there is a gigantic reflective star -33 inches behind the thought bubble. there are 6 dark red lights on the star. there are 10 dark blue lights on the thought bubble. there is a bright green light on "i guess i". earth is 40 feet behind and 20 feet to the right of the moon. it is night. the sun is grey.

Nanook 4/7/2016
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Dumb Dog---Dumber Joke

a dog faces southeast. a 30 foot long fence is 1.5 feet behind the dog. a 50 feet long road is 2 feet in front of the dog. it faces right. 1st pigeon is behind and 1 feet left of the dog. it is -0.2 feet above the fence. it faces the dog. 2nd pigeon is 0.5 feet right of the 1st pigeon. it faces the dog. 1st enormous grass is in front of and -13.5 feet right of the fence. 2nd enormous grass is in front of and -18 feet right of the fence. a fire hydrant is in front of and -21 feet right of the fence.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?....No.....It's Jim.

the man is standing. There is a fire 10 meters behind the man.The fire is very big..

Trump is such a joke

[Donald trump] emoji is inside the man.the emoji is in front of the man. the ground is tile. There is a [white house] wall 4 feet behind the man.

Nanook 4/4/2016
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Lame Jokes

1st 10 feet long and 12 feet tall [wood]wall is left of a door. 2nd 10 feet long and 12 feet tall [wood] wall is right of the door. a 4 feet tall [wood] wall is above the door. a [tile] floor is in front of the door. 1st 5.5 feet tall pencil is 3 feet in front of the door. 2nd 5.9 feet tall pencil is 1 feet behind the door. a yellow light is in front of the 2nd pencil. a table is 1 feet left of and 0.8 feet in front of the door. a lamp is -0.1 feet above and -1.3 feet to the front of the table. a beige light is -4 inches above the lamp. the camera light is dim beige. the ambient light is tangerine. the sun's altitude is 85 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 68 degrees. the sun is pink. a large north star is -1.2 feet left of and 0.2 feet in front of the door. it is 4 feet above the floor

watcher570 4/5/2016
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This women walks into a bar.

a woman.a second woman is 6 inches to the right of the woman.a third woman is 3 feet right of the woman.the third woman is facing the second woman.a iron road sign is -7 inches left of the third woman.the ground is tarmac.

Professor meets Confessor

the professor is to the left of the window. the professor is on the ground. the small stool is 1 foot to the right of the professor. the small man is on the stool. he is facing backwards. the window is facing left. it is 1 foot above the ground. the ground is marble.
a first marble wall is under the window. it is 1 foot high. it is 3.3 feet long. it is facing left. a second marble wall is behind the first wall. it is facing right. a third marble wall is in front of the window. it is on the ground. it is facing left. the marble statue is 2 feet behind the stool. it is facing right. the small marble column is 2 feet in front of the stool. the camera light is black. the mauve light is above and behind the man. the grey light is two feet in front of the mauve light.

susu 4/6/2016
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butt of jokes - Does someone desire to press the button?

a 70 feet tall translucent blender.
a 20 feet tall and 15 feet wide and 15 feet deep dull dodo leans 45 degrees to the front.. It is -40 feet above and -43 feet in front of and -20 feet left of the blender.
the ground is silver. the sky is silver. there is a white light 5 feet above the dodo. there is a 3rd orange light above the dodo. the ambient light is charcoal gray. the camera light is black. it is morning.
There is a second white light 5 feet behind and -20 feet above the blender.

Nanook 11/12/2016
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Meals On Wheels

a seal is -0.1 feet above a skateboard. a 6 feet tall polar bear is 5 feet behind the skateboard. a very large fork is -2.85 feet above and -0.16 feet right of the polar bear. it leans 170 degrees to the front. a very large knife is -3.2 feet above and -0.8 feet left of the bear. a 4 feet tall table is 3 feet behind and 6 feet to the left of the skateboard. a plate is on the table. a large glass is right of the plate. a large bottle is left of the plate. it faces right. It is dusk. a dim pink light is right of the glass. the camera light is sky blue. a cyan light is left of the table. a dim beige light is right of the seal. a dim orange light is above the fork

Nanook 4/6/2016
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Balanced Diet

a polar bear. 1st seal is -1.7 feet left of and -4.85 feet above the bear. it is -2.4 feet in front of the bear. it leans to the southeast. 2nd seal is -1.7 feet right of and -3.75 feet above the bear. it leans to the northwest. the camera light is gray. the sun is cyan. the ambient light is dim tan. a dim orange light is on the 1st seal. a dim pink light is in front of the 2nd seal. a dim purple light is above the bear

Nanook 4/6/2016
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Confessions of a Joke

the professor is to the left of the window. the professor is on the ground. a small polar bear is 1 foot right of the window. it is on the ground. he is facing backwards. the window is facing left. it is 1 foot above the ground. the ground is marble.
a first marble wall is under the window. it is 1 foot high. it is 3 feet long. it is facing left. a second marble wall is behind the first wall. it is facing right. a third marble wall is in front of the window. it is on the ground. it is facing left. the marble statue is 2 feet behind the bear. it is facing right. the small marble column is 2 feet in front of the bear. the camera light is black. the mauve light is above and behind the bear. the grey light is two feet in front of the mauve light. a beige light is right of the professor. the ground is invisible. the sky is gray

Sun Flower

There is a giant flower.
There is a yellow sphere 1 foot in the flower.
The yellow sphere is -.9 feet to the left of the flower.
The ground is reflective silver.
There is a bright yellow light in front of the yellow sphere.
The ambient light is yellow.
The second orange sphere is in front of the yellow sphere.
The second orange sphere is 5 feet tall.
The second orange sphere is 2 feet above the ground.
The sky is [stars].
The sky is dark.

Cytristree 4/7/2016
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Cat Fish

There is a giant cat.
There is a fish -7 feet behind the cat.
The fish is 2.5 feet tall.
The fish is 1.7 feet above the ground.
The fish is dark gray.
The ambient light is sky blue.