Fast Food

There is a first tiny man facing west. There is a giant burger 1.1 feet inside the man. The burger leans north. There is a second tiny man 4 feet behind the man. There is an giant apple 1.1 feet inside the man. The apple leans west. There is a third tiny man 2.5 feet in front of the first man. He is facing north. There is a large hot dog 1.1 feet inside the man. The hot dog leans west. There is a humongous mouth 1 feet west of the second man. It is 2 feet above the ground. It faces south. There is a dim yellow light above the burger.

OH MY !!

1st crow is behind a 2nd crow. 1st crow leans 45 degrees to the southeast. 2nd crow leans 70 degrees to the northwest. a 3rd crow is left of the crow. it faces up. a 4th crow is right of the 2nd crow. it faces southwest. a 5th crow is 2 feet behind the crow. it leans back. a 6th crow is in front of and 1 feet left of the 2nd crow. it leans 60 degrees to the northeast. 7th crow is in front of and 0.5 feet left of the 4th crow. it leans 55 degrees to the southwest. a huge katydid is 2 feet in front of and 1 feet right of the 4th crow. it faces the crow. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. it leans 35 degrees to the back. a tommy gun is -3.9 feet in front of and -1.3 feet left of and -1.1 feet above the katydid. it faces the 4th crow. a 20 feet wide billboard is 8 feet behind and -16 feet right of the 1st crow. it is 6 feet in the ground. a small "MURDER OF CROW IS" is in front of and -2.8 feet above the billboard. "PROHIBITED" is 1 feet below "MURDER OF CROW IS". it is noon. a dim beige light is on the 2nd crow. a tan light is on the katydid.

Nanook 4/5/2016
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Two Ternites Walk Into A Bar

1st 25 feet long 2.5 feet tall [wood] wall is 3 feet in front of a 2nd 30 feet long 12 feet tall [wood] wall. a 25 feet long 2 feet deep and 3 inch tall plank is -0.1 feet above the 1st wall. a professor is behind and -10 feet left of the plank. the professor is on the ground. 1st extremely enormous termite is in front of and -10 feet right of the plank. it faces the professor. it is on the ground. it leans back. 2nd extremely enormous termite is -1.3 feet left of the 1st termite. it is on the ground. it faces the professor. it leans back. the ground is [tile]. a large mug is -13 feet left of and -1 feet to the front of the plank. 1st large bottle is right of the mug. a large mirror is 2 feet behind the mug and 4 feet above the ground. 2nd large bottle is -0.8 feet left of and -5 feet above the mirror. a dim cyan light is above the plank. the sun is pink. the sky is [van gogh]. a table is 2 feet in front of the 2nd termite. a chair is -0.2 feet right of the table. it faces the table

KAWE 4/5/2016
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Endless

the ground is black. the sky is invisible. a very long cylinder.the cylinder is 1.5 inch wide. the cylinder is leaning 45 degrees to east.the cylinder is chartreuse.

The Devil Wears Prada

The [prada] devil is on the carpet. The carpet is 100 feet long. It is red. The large camera is 7 feet in front of and 2 feet to the right of the devil. It is 4 feet above the ground. It is facing the devil. the [lava] texture is on the ground. the texture is 50 feet tall.

KAWE 4/5/2016
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The absent-minded professor

a man. behind the man is a [wood] wall. the ground is [wood]. the man is 90 inch in front of the wall. 20 inch behind the man is a chair.the man is -150 inch to the left of the wall.the man is facing the chair. the chair is 5 inch right of the man.a boy is on the chair.the boy is 35 inch tall.

watcher570 4/5/2016
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I wheely need some help

a wheel.a flame is 5 inches in the wheel.a second flame is 6 inches beneath the flame.a third flame is -8 inches in front of the wheel.the flame is facing left.the second flame is facing right.a fourth flame is -7 inches behind the wheel.the fourth flame is facing left.the flame is facing right.the sun is yellow.the ground is clear red.

The Beginning of the End

The very huge "T" is to the left of the very huge "RUMP". The 12 animals are 50 feet in front of the "RUMP". They are facing backwards. The "T" is face down. The [flag] texture is on the ground. The texture is 100 feet tall.

watcher570 4/5/2016
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lettuce have a good lunch

a snail.a second snail is 5 inches right of the first snail.a lettuce is 6 inches in front of the snail.the snail is facing the lettuce.a third snail is 1 inches left of the lettuce.the ground is reflective green.the sun is orange.

watcher570 4/5/2016
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This women walks into a bar.

a woman.a second woman is 6 inches to the right of the woman.a third woman is 3 feet right of the woman.the third woman is facing the second woman.a iron road sign is -7 inches left of the third woman.the ground is tarmac.

Nanook 4/4/2016
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Lame Jokes

1st 10 feet long and 12 feet tall [wood]wall is left of a door. 2nd 10 feet long and 12 feet tall [wood] wall is right of the door. a 4 feet tall [wood] wall is above the door. a [tile] floor is in front of the door. 1st 5.5 feet tall pencil is 3 feet in front of the door. 2nd 5.9 feet tall pencil is 1 feet behind the door. a yellow light is in front of the 2nd pencil. a table is 1 feet left of and 0.8 feet in front of the door. a lamp is -0.1 feet above and -1.3 feet to the front of the table. a beige light is -4 inches above the lamp. the camera light is dim beige. the ambient light is tangerine. the sun's altitude is 85 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 68 degrees. the sun is pink. a large north star is -1.2 feet left of and 0.2 feet in front of the door. it is 4 feet above the floor

we live in funny times

The giant blue chicken is to the left of the road. A giant banana is to the right of the road. A giant orange is to the left of the banana. There is a door in the middle of the road. numeral 6 is above the door. numeral 7 is to the right of numeral 6. numeral 8 is to the right of numeral 7. numeral 9 is to the right of numeral 8. A gigantic lightbulb is to the left of the door. There is a giant poop in front of the door. The ground is fire. There is a black skull in the background. There is a big skull in front and to the left of the chicken. There is a skeleton behind the orange.

Pigeon of Interest

there are three small houses. the ground is grass. the small pole is 10 feet to the left and in front of the houses. it is facing right. the sparrow is -2 feet above the pole. it is -1.1 feet to the left of the pole. it is facing left. another bird is a foot behind the sparrow. it is facing left. a third bird is 6 inches in front of the sparrow. it is facing left. the first pigeon is 5.21 inches in front of the third bird. it is facing left. a second pigeon is 1.1 feet in front of the third bird. it is facing left. a third pigeon is 6 inches in front of the second pigeon. it is facing left. the tiny headset is -1.5 inches above and -1.7 inch to the left of the first pigeon. it is facing left.

Nanook 4/4/2016
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The Blind Professor

a professor. a large pair of sunglasses is -1.3 feet above and -0.1 feet in front of and -2.75 feet to the left of the professor. it faces southeast. a red orange cane is -0.91 feet left of and -0.2 feet in front of the professor. the cane leans 68 degrees to the left. a dog is 0.6 feet right of the professor and 3.4 feet above the ground. it leans 80 degrees to the right. a small 9 feet long chain is 0.4 feet right of the professor and 3.6 feet above the ground. a small red rho is -1.1 feet in front of and -0.99 feet left of the dog. it faces southwest. it leans 40 degrees to the left. a tiny red phi is -0.1 feet in front of and -0.45 feet below the chain. it is upside down. it leans 35 degrees to the left. a boy is 5 feet behind the professor. the sun is gray. the sun's azimuth is 90 degrees. the camera light is pink. a dim beige light is above the dog

A Man Tries to Walk into a Bar...

the large man is 6 feet in front of the saloon. he is facing the saloon. he is leaning 30 degrees to the back. he is 1 foot above the ground. the saloon is 5 feet above the ground. the "the saloon is 5 feet above the ground" is 2 feet under the saloon. the white light is 4 feet in front of the saloon. it is -4 feet above the saloon. a yellow light is 6 feet to the left of the white light. it is dusk. the sun is red. a small horse is 10 feet in front of and 32 feet to the right of the man. it is facing the saloon. it is on the ground.

fishboyliam 4/4/2016
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Why

There is a road. the road is long. There is a chicken on the road. The chicken is facing left. The chicken is -1.5 foot to the right. "The Other Side" is to the left of the road. It is facing right. It is 2 feet off the ground.

Why the Dinosaurs Disappeared

There is a small first dinosaur. It is facing southeast. A second dinosaur is 3 feet to the left of the first dinosaur. The second dinosaur is leaning 90 degrees to the right. It is 2 feet in the ground. The mastodon is in front of and to the right of the first dinosaur. It is facing the first dinosaur.

HA ! (Panama Papers)

[laugh] wall. a [laugh] wall is next to the wall. it is facing right.the ground is silver.

Trump is such a joke

[Donald trump] emoji is inside the man.the emoji is in front of the man. the ground is tile. There is a [white house] wall 4 feet behind the man.

anxieting 3/16/2016
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the grey girl is unmotivated. she sits in silence. the days pass. the girl makes zero progress.

Dissociated Crocodile

the crocodile is 10 feet inside of a transparent cube. the cube is 20 feet wide. there is no ground. there is no sky.
the crocodile is schizophrenic, therefore he can never be alone.