Sometimes We Eat Our Words

a [texture] chair is -1 feet behind a 3 feet tall table. a large copper baking dish is -1.8 feet left of and -2.2 feet in front of and on the table. it faces northwest. a man is -4 feet above the chair. a large fork is -.6 feet above and -1.3 feet right of and -1.4 feet in front of the man. it faces southeast. it leans to the southeast. a 6 inch tall and 1 feet wide [forest] "WORD" is -.3 feet above the baking dish. it leans back. a 2 feet wide [never2] plate is on the table.a 8 inch tall and 1.4 feet wide shiny [food] "WORDS" is -.1 feet above the plate. it faces southeast. it leans back. a 14 feet long [never] wall is behind the chair. it is .6 feet above the ground. a large bottle is .5 feet right of and -1.5 feet in front of the plate. a 6 inch tall and 6 inch wide silver "SALT" is -1 feet above and .1 feet in front of the bottle. it leans 5 degrees to the back.a large flat golf ball is on the bottle. the dimple of the golf ball is black. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a 5.5 inch wide white cube is -1.8 feet above the bottle. a bright light is .1 feet above the cube. the ground is clear. a night blue light is .1 feet right of the "WORDS".

Mom, what does "salacious" mean?

a tv is on a table. the tv's screen is [trump]. a 3 foot tall boy is 2 feet in front of the table. he faces the tv. a 1st 70% linen wall is behind and -3 feet left of the table. a 2nd large 70% raspberry rose wall is 10 feet behind and -8 feet right of 1st wall. ground is 5 foot wide carpet. a woman is right of 1st wall. she faces the boy. ground is matte. a camel light is 5 feet right of and -1 foot above the boy.

War of Words

"Trump" is 5 feet above the ground. "Comey" is to the left of "Trump".
the small gun is above the "Comey". it is facing right. the small "Words" is to the right and -6 inches above the gun.
A second large gun is -6 inches to the right and -1.4 foot above the "Words". it is facing left. the large white thought bubble is -4.5 feet above the "Words". the small "Slimeball" is 1 foot above and to the left of the "Words". the small "Mob boss" is 1 feet to the right of the "Slimeball".

On using obscenities in a scene description

a man.a boy is 2 feet right of the man.he is facing the man.a flat wall is 1 feet behind the man.the wall is [graffiti].the ground is dirt.
the white talk balloon is above and -6 inches to the left of the boy. it is facing back. the chicken fits in the talk balloon. it is facing left. the light is above and to the left of the chicken.

The Wordsmith

the horse is in front of the [wood] wall. the horse is face up. the small stool is in front and to the left of the horse. the small boy is on the stool. he is facing the horse. the ground is dirt. the anvil is 1 foot to the right of the horse. it is facing right. the [metal] hammer is in front and to the left of the anvil. it is facing southeast. it is face down. the tiny plum "W" is in front and -8 inches to the left of the horse. it is 4.8 feet above the ground. the tiny plum "O" is 10 inches to the right of the "W". the tiny plum "R" is in front of the "W". it is 1.4 foot above the ground. it is -6 inches to the left of the "W". the tiny plum "D" is 10 inches to the right of the "R". The tiny plum "S" is on the anvil. it is facing front. the bush is -3 feet to the left and in front of the wall.

KAWE 4/13/2018
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How to make a word

a 100 inch tall and 100 inch deep and 140 inch wide green "W".sky is black.ground is clear.a 100 inch tall blue "O" is -60 inch above the "W".a 100 inch tall red "R" is above the "O".a 80 inch tall and 80 inch deep and 100 inch wide yellow "D" is right of the "R".a 200 inch tall green mallet is 20 inch left of the "R".the mallet is -220 inch above the "R".the mallet leans 25 degrees to left.

nheiges 4/13/2018
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Useless Words

a professor faces left. a boy is 1 foot left of professor. a .5 foot tall banana is -1.85 foot above and -1 foot right of and -3 foot in front of boy. it faces left. it leans to the front. ground is clear. sky is sea mist blue.

The Musically Talented Vegetable

A cabbage is 6 inch above white ground. A long flat black rectangle is behind the cabbage. A long flat black rectangle is 1 inch above the rectangle.cabbage. A long flat black rectangle is 1 inch above the rectangle.cabbage. A long flat black rectangle is 1 inch above the rectangle.cabbage. A long flat black rectangle is 1 inch above the rectangle.cabbage. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -5.3 inch above the cabbage. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -4.3 inch above the note. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -2.5 inch above the note. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -3.1 inch above the note. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -3.8 inch above the note. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -3.7 inch above the note. It is upside down. A very tiny black musical note is right of and -4.3 inch above the note. It is upside down. An extremely tiny red electric guitar is in front of and -5.5 inch above the cabbage. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. An extremely tiny amplifier is -1 inch left of and -3.5 inch above the guitar. It is facing southeast. A green light is behind the cabbage. An extremely tiny black rope is -5 inch right of and behind the amplifier. The sun is pink. The altitude of the sun is 25 degrees.

watch the foul(vowel) language Timothy!

a man.a boy is 2 feet right of the man.he is facing the man.a flat wall is 1 feet behind the man.the wall is [graffiti].the ground is dirt.

nheiges 4/12/2018
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Spelling Practice

a flat silver wall is 10 feet wide. it is noon. a 1st 4 foot tall boy is -.2 foot in front of and -4 feet to the left of the wall. he faces back. he leans 45 degrees to the front. a 2nd 5 foot tall boy is -.6 foot in front of the 1st boy. he faces left. a 10 foot wide and 10 foot deep silver square is 1 foot right of the 1st boy. a 1st swimmer is on the square. a 2nd 7 foot deep swimmer is -.5 foot right of 1st swimmer. she leans 90 degrees to the back. she faces northwest. a professor is right of and in front of 2nd swimmer. ground is matte white. sun is aquamarine.

lespaulguy 4/11/2018
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Words Made Of Things

The rope is 5 feet above the ground. It is face up. The red ball is 3 inches to the right of the rope. The large pipe is 6 inches to the right of the ball. It is 5 inches above the bottom of the ball. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The upright vacuum cleaner is 2 feet to the right of the ball. It is facing left. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. The snake is 2 foot to the right of the upright vacuum cleaner. It is face up. It is facing back. It is 6 feet above the ground. The orange light is 6 feet above and 8 feet in front of the ball. It is 6 feet to the left of the ball.

Getting In The Last Word

a 7 feet tall clear jar. the lid of the jar is clear. 1st 1.5 feet tall and 7 inch deep shiny "WORD" is -6.8 feet above the jar. it leans 80 degrees to the left. 3 aqua lights are in front of and -3 feet above the "WORD". 2 cyan lights are -2 feet above and in front of the "WORD". a 1.2 feet tall cobalt blue "LAST" is above the jar. it leans 110 degrees to the left. it is upside down. a .9 feet tall and 2.4 feet wide "WORDS" is -6 feet above and -.8 feet to the back of the jar. it leans left. a .9 feet tall shiny violet 1.1 feet tall and 2.6 feet wide "WORDY" is -4.3 feet above and -2.2 feet in front of and -2 feet right of the jar. it faces southeast. it leans right. a orange light is -.1 feet right of and -4.4 feet above the jar. the .8 feet tall and 6 feet wide [mexico] "PALABRAS" is .4 feet left of the jar. it leans 60 degrees to the right. it is on the ground. a 6 feet tall and 1 feet wide wood ladder is -.3 feet right of the jar. it faces left. 1st 1.8 feet tall man is -1.2 feet above and -2.4 feet left of the ladder. he faces left. he leans 83 degrees to the back. the shirt of the 1st man is [bird]. 2nd 3.8 feet tall man is -.1 feet above and -.3 feet behind and -2.8 feet right of the jar. he faces southwest. he leans 27 degrees to the left. the fat shirt of the 2nd man is [fish]. a 1.7 feet tall [texture] "word" is -1.8 feet above and -4.9 feet left of and -2.9 feet behind the 2nd man. it faces southwest.it leans 34 degrees to the left. the sky is iceland blue. the ground is clear. a 1 feet tall metal "VERBIS" is in front of the ladder. it leans back. a salmon light is in front of the "VERBIS". the camera light is 30% steel blue. a lavender light is behind the "LAST". the sun is 35% violet. a blue light is in front of the "LAST". a yellow light is in front of the "PALABRAS".

No More "I Love You"s

A [black] room. The sun is black. Camera light is black. A shiny bed is -8 feet above the room. A red light is behind and above the bed. A navy light is left of and in front of the bed. A first woman is behind and -3 feet left of the bed. She is -2 inch above the ground. A dim yellow light is -1 foot above and in front of the woman. A second woman is right of the bed. She is facing the first woman. A 2 feet high shiny monster is left of the bed. A small orange "FQGHMK!" is behind and -1.2 foot left of and -1.5 foot above the first woman. It is leaning 50 degrees to the right. A dim orange light is in front of the monster. A large cream dresser is behind and left of the bed. The ceiling of the room is white and shiny

Eat Your Words

A head is 2 inch wide [word]. It is in the air. A huge radish is in front of and -6 inch above the head. It is leaning 45 degrees to the front. An [orange] carrot is -4 inch above and -3 inch in front of the radish. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A cantaloupe is right of the radish. A shiny yellow cantaloupe is right of the cantaloupe. It is facing north. A strawberry is left of and below the carrot. A strawberry is 2 inch left of and -3.5 inch above the strawberry. A fruit is right of and above the head. It is upside down. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A light is left of and -1 foot above the head. A lemon light is above the head.

Mind Games

A 5 feet high shiny red "green" is -2 foot above a 7 feet high shiny orange "purple". It is facing southeast. A 4 feet high shiny blue "white" is on the "green". It is facing southwest. A 3 feet high shiny purple "yellow" is on the "white". It is facing southeast. A 2 feet high cyan "pink" is on the "yellow". It is facing south. The ground is clear. The sky is [colors]. It is leaning back. A humongous pattern wall is 50 feet in front of the "purple". A humongous clear wall is 30 feet left of the "purple". It is facing east

What did you say?

a 2 foot tall bomb is -4 feet above a 7 foot tall [Shock] cube. it faces southeast. a .4 foot tall shiny white "F" is in front of and -1.5 feet above and east of bomb. it faces southeast. a maroon light is south of and east of the "F".

In the beginning was the word

a [rust] shiny wall.a maroon light is in front of the wall.the maroon light is -50 inch above the wall.it is night.ground is shiny.ground is 200 feet tall.a 30 inch tall [rust] head is 10 inch in front of the wall.the head is -57 inch above the wall.the head is facing northwest.the head is -120 inch right of the wall.a 4 inch tall shiny [rust] "BRESHIT" is -14 inch above the head..the "BRESHIT" is 10 inch in front of the wall.

Everyday I Write The Book

a laptop is on and -1.5 foot behind a table. the laptop faces back. a 4 foot tall man is behind the table. a .9 foot wide and .2 foot tall headwear is -1.2 foot in front of and -1 foot above and -1.3 foot right of the man. the headwear's lens is clear. it leans 5 degrees to the left. a [Bass Guitar] wall is 5 feet behind the man. it is noon. the man's shirt is white. ground is wood.