Poor giraffe (Hangover3)

There is a 5000 feet long street. On the street is a car. behind the car is a very big baggage cart. On the baggage cart is a giraffe. In front of the car is a bridge. The ground is pavement.

OOOPS!!

1st brick wall. 2nd 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide brick wall is right of the 1st wall. 3rd 1 inch thick and 5 feet tall and 6 feet long clear wall is above the 2nd wall. 4th 1 feet tall and 6 feet long brick wall is above the 3rd wall. 5th brick wall is right of the 2nd wall. 6th 12 feet tall and 40 feet long [pattern] wall is 8 feet behind the 2nd wall. a 3 feet tall [texture] chair is 5 feet behind the 2nd wall. a [margarita] painting is -21 feet to the left of and -8 feet above and 0.1 feet to the front of the 6th wall. a lamp is 1.5 feet right of the chair. a orange light is -4 inches above the lamp. the ground is grass. a man is 1.5 feet in front of the 2nd wall. he leans 65 degrees to the back. a tan baseball glove is -4.8 feet above and -1.2 feet right of and -0.8 feet in front of the man. it faces back. it is upside down. it is noon. the camera light is 60% old gold. a 1.3 feet tall flat clear black sun symbol is -2.5 feet right of and -17 inches above the 3rd wall. a 0.4 feet wide cream ball is -9.8 inches above the sun symbol. a bush is right of and in front of the 2nd wall. a 4.5 feet tall boy is behind and -1 feet left of the 2nd wall. he faces the man. a 70 % baby blue light is 2 inches in front of the ball. a dim sky blue light is 2 inches above and 1 inch in front of the boy.

KAWE 2/15/2017
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50,000 years ago

a 710 inch wide and 510 inch tall [bk] wall.a 260 inch tall moon is -330 inch above the wall.ambient light is black.the altitude of the sun is 180 degrees.the azimuth of the sun is -40 degrees.ground is black.

"Crash!"

a boy is behind a 1 foot tall table. the boy's shirt is red. the table is facing left. a 4.1 inch tall [Surrounding Wall] train is 1 inch in front of and -10 inch to the right of the boy. it is 0 inches above the table. it is facing left. a 4 inch tall car is 2 inches to the left of and -1 inch behind the train. it is facing the train. the ground is carpet. a [wall] wall is behind the boy. a 3 inch tall toy is 6 inches in front of the train. a 1st 6 inch tall green monster is in front of and -3 inches to the left of the car. a 2nd 6 inch tall green monster is in front of and to the right of the 1st monster. it is leaning 90 degrees to the back. it is -0.5 inches above the table. a purple light is 1 feet above the boy. the camera light is 50% dim cream. the sun is orange. a linen light is 1 feet above the table.

That Truffle Is Begging To Collide With My Lips

1st 3 feet wide [spring] plate is on the ground. 2nd 1.4 feet wide red plate is on the 1st plate. a shiny brown 1 feet wide circle is on the 2nd plate. 1 feet wide shiny amber sphere is -0.4 feet above the circle. a rust light is 1 inch above the sphere. the sky is [love]. the ground is [love]. a nine feet tall [pattern]woman is -4 feet right of and -1 feet behind the plate.she is -4 feet above the ground. she faces southwest. the camera light is dim maroon. the azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. the altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. the sun is 40% maroon. a 0.4 feet tall pink sun symbol is -0.12 feet above the sphere. it leans 95 degrees to the back. a 1.2 feet tall wine glass is -1.4 feet left of and 0.5 feet behind the 1st plate. the liquid of the wine glass is clear purple

The Large Haddock Collider Creates a Cod Particle

A pale gold atom is in front of a dark silver television. The television is in the sky. A texture fish is 1 foot above the television. It is facing east. A humongous nebula wall is 10 feet in front of the fish. The ground is 200 feet wide nebula. The nucleus of the atom is invisible. A red light is in front of the atom. Ambient light is cream. The sun is silver. Camera light is gold. A texture fish is left of and in front of and -1.5 foot above the atom. It is facing the atom. A texture fish is right of and in front of the atom. It is facing the atom. A humongous silver lightning bolt is 20 feet above and 20 feet behind the atom. A humongous gold lightning bolt is -2 feet left of and below the lightning bolt. It is facing northeast. A humongous gold lightning bolt is 1 foot right of and below the silver lightning bolt. It is facing southwest. The altitude of the sun is 10 degrees. The azimuth of the sun is 240 degrees.

watcher570 2/14/2017
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Blackbeard attacks !

a first vehicle.the first vehicle is leaning 30 degrees to the west.the first vehicle is 12 feet in the ground.a second vehicle is -10 feet left of the first vehicle.the second vehicle is facing the first vehicle.the second vehicle is 5 feet in the ground.the ground is sea.the sun is aqua.a 25 feet tall sun symbol is -26 feet left of the first vehicle.the sun symbol is on the ground.a 8 feet tall flame is -12 feet above the symbol.the flame is facing southwest.a 9 feet tall flame is -7 inches in front of the 8 feet tall flame.the 9 feet tall flame is facing northwest.a 80% red light is above the symbol.the second vehicle's sail is black.a green light is 1 feet behind the second vehicle.the green light is 12 feet above the ground.

Strike by Lofty Body English

bowling set. the lane of the bowling set is [wood]. a 15 feet long and 3.2 feet wide [wood] curb is 1.7 feet right of the bowling set and -3 inches above the ground. 1st 2.5 feet tall stage is -0.2 feet behind the bowling set. 2nd 2.5 feet tall stage is -1 feet right of the 1st stage. 1st 15 feet tall and 40 feet long [advertisement] wall is -1 feet behind and -34 feet to the left of the 1st stage. 2nd 15 feet tall [photography] wall is -0.8 feet left of and -0.1 feet in front of the 1st wall. it faces right.a boy is -9 feet to the back of the curb. he faces back. he leans to the front. a [texture] bowling ball is -0.7 feet behind and -3.1 feet above and -0.5 feet to the right of the boy. 1st 18 inch tall pin is behind the ball. it leans back. 2nd 18 inch tall pin is 1 feet above the ball. it leans northwest. 3rd 18 inch tall pin is left of and -1 feet behind and -2 feet above the boy. it leans 43 degrees to the southeast. 4th 18 inch tall pin is in front of and 2 inches right of the ball. it leans 60 degrees to the southwest. 5th 18 inch tall pin is behind the 1st pin. it leans 82 degrees to the back. 6th 18 inch tall pin is 2 inches right of the ball. it leans 45 degrees to the northwest. 7th 18 inch tall pin is 4 inches behind the 2nd pin. it leans 53 degrees to the back. 1st bench is 6 inches in front of the 1st wall and right of the 2nd wall. it faces right. a table is in front of the 1st bench. 2nd bench is in front of the table. it faces right. a 18 inch tall beer bottle is on the table. a 1 feet tall mug is behind the bottle. the ground is marble. a orange light is 3 feet above the boy. the azimuth of the sun is 190 degrees. the altitude of the sun is 40 degrees. the camera light is 20% dim blue. the 4 feet tall professor is in front of the bowling set. the professor faces back. a clear cyan 10 inch tall and 4 inch thick "BOWL"is 5 feet above the 1st stage. the ambient light is lavender.

Lunar Impact

the ground is [Space]. [Space] is 500 feet long. the sky is [Space]. [Space] is 5000 feet long. a huge earth is 50 feet off the ground. a huge moon is -1.4 foot east of the earth. a 19 foot long north star is -3.37 foot east of the earth. it is facing east. it is 43.6 feet off the ground. it is leaning 15 degrees to the south. it is [fire]. a 7 foot long [fire] earth is -7 feet east of the earth. the ambient light is black. a huge red light is just above the moon. another huge red light is just behind the moon. a huge orange light is just below the moon. a huge red light is just below the moon. the sun is white. the camera light is red.

watcher570 2/13/2017
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OMG !

a 4 feet tall star.a first car is -25 inches right of the star.the first car is facing the star.a second car is -25 inches left of the star.the second car is facing the star.a road is -8 feet in front of the first car.the road is facing right.the road is 100 feet long.a first house is 3 feet behind the first car.a second house is 6 feet left of the first house.a 2 feet tall flame is -22 inches above the star.a man is 3 feet in front of the road.the man is facing the road.the man is 5 feet tall.a red light is in front of the star.a third house is left of the second house.the ground is grass.

If we could only see the future. . .

a 1st 10 foot tall [wall] cube. the ground is pavement. a 2 foot tall bicycle is 6 inches in front of and -4 foot to the left of the cube. it is facing left. a 2.3 foot tall boy is -1.5 foot above and -2.3 foot to the left of the bicycle. he is facing left. he is leaning 10 degrees to the back. a 2 foot tall unicycle is 1 foot to the left of and -8 feet in front of the cube. a 2 foot tall man is 0 inches above the unicycle. a 2nd 10 foot tall [wall] cube is -1 inch behind the 1st cube. a lavender light is in front of the man. a pale lemon light is to the left of the boy. the camera light is black. a linen light is 1 foot in front of and -6 inches above the man.