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Life is a Carefully (Un)Balanced Breakfast
An enormous unicycle is leaning 60 degrees to the right. It is -14 feet above and -22 feet right of and -20 feet in front of a building. It is facing northeast. Camera light is black. A man is -14 feet above and -11 feet right of and -7 feet in front of the building. He is leaning 45 degrees to the left. A huge cup is 8 feet right of the building. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. The azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A lemon light is above and in front of the man. A lemon light is behind the unicycle. A strawberry pink light is above the light. The sun is cream. The ground is shiny coffee.
There is a bed. On the bed is a man. The man faces up. The man faces north. The man is -5 feet in the bed. On the left of the bed is an alien. There is a second alien on the right of the bed. The second alien faces the man. The second alien is 3 feet tall. Next to the second alien is a third alien. The third alien faces the man. The third alien is in front of the second alien. There is a fourth alien behind the second alien. The fourth alien faces the man. There is a cyan light above the man. It is night. The ground is shiny. The ground is black.
David VS Goliath
There is a giant. In front of the giant is a boy. The boy faces the giant. The boy is 4 feet away from the giant. There is a big stone 2 feet in front of the giant. The stone is 6 feet above the ground.
It's a perfectly balanced diet - see the celery?
a 2.5 foot wide plate is -3 feet behind and -.5 inch above a table. the table is on a tile floor. a [window] wall is behind the floor. a orange wall is to the left of the floor. it is facing right. it is noon. a 1st hotdog is -.5 inch above the plate. a 2nd hotdog is in front of the 1st hotdog. a 3rd hotdog is in front of the 2nd hotdog. a celery is to the right of the 2nd hotdog. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. the sun is lemon. a 1.5 foot tall brown bottle is -2 inch in front of and -2 inch to the left of the plate. a 10 inch wide pie is -3 inches in front of and to the right of the plate. a 1 foot wide cake is 2 inches in front of the plate. a chair is behind the table. a man is -21 inches above the chair. the camera light is cream. a dim orange light is above the plate.
Calling The Shots
a tiny scale is -0.4 feet left of and -0.15 feet above a balance scale. the pan of the scale is shiny [metal]. the dial of the scale is red. the post of the scale is silver. a 1 inch tall [flag] missile is -0.2 feet above and -0.05 feet left of the scale. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a 3.4 inch tall man is -0.44 feet above and -0.5 feet right of and -0.25 feet to the front of the balance scale.the platform of the balance scale is [wood]. a 2 inch tall red bucket is -0.38 feet right of and -0.23 feet above the balance scale. it is upside down. a 4 inch tall elephant is -0.025 feet above and -0.39 feet to the back of and -0.19 feet to the right of the bucket. it leans 34 degrees to the back. a 3 inch tall [flag] mars is -0.88 feet right of and -0.35 feet above and -0.28 feet to the front of the scale. it leans 64 degrees to the left. a 2.2 inch tall and 0.4 inch wide shiny red cylinder is -0.05 feet right of and -5.7 inches above the mars. a 7 inch tall ladder is -0.01 feet right of the balance scale. it faces right. a 1.5 inch tall head is 0.11 feet above and -0.24 feet right of the ladder. the 4 inch tall human body is -0.26 feet right of and -0.14 feet above the ladder. a 1 inch tall gold ball and chain is -0.06 feet right of and -0.25 feet above the human body. it leans 90 degrees to the left. the sky is 1200 feet tall [texture]. the ground is black.
The Professor's Audition
a one foot tall unicycle is facing right. a 1.5 foot tall person is -2 inches above and -3.5 feet to the right of the unicycle. he is leaning 10 degrees to the left. a 1st .5 foot wide blue [china] plate is -3 inches to the right of and -6.5 inches above the person. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. a 2nd blue [china] .5 foot wide plate is 0 inches above and -4 inches to the right of the 1st plate. it is leaning 95 degrees to the front. it is facing southeast. a 3rd .5 foot wide blue [china] plate is 0 inches above and -3.5 inches to the right of the 2nd plate. it is leaning 80 degrees to the front. a [Fun] wall is 6 feet behind the unicycle. the ground is beige. it is noon. the sun is mauve. the camera light is dim linen. the ambient light is forget me not blue. a cream light is 1 foot in front of the person.
Man On A Wire
a 1st 10 foot tall building is 3 feet to the right of a 2nd 10 foot tall building. The second building is gray. a 1st 1 foot tall car is 1.6 feet to the left of the 1st building. a large [city] wall is 10 feet behind the car. a 2nd 1 foot tall purple car is 2 feet behind and to the right of the 1st car. it is facing back. a 8.5 foot tall and .5 inch wide and .5 inch deep white stick of wood is leaning 90 degrees to the right. it is 9 feet above and -5.5 foot to the left of the 1st car. a 2 foot tall man is 0 inches above the stick. the man's shirt is black. the ground is [pavement]. a dim blue light is 1 inch above the man. the ambient light is very dim linen. the sun is gray. a dim purple light is 1 inch in front of the man.