Playing In The Wrong Rabbit Hole

a large cup. a huge .1 inch thick grass blade is on the cup. it is leaning 90 degrees to the left. the cup is dirt. a tiny linen bush is -2.2 feet left of and -2.2 feet behind and -.1 feet above the blade. the ground is 5 feet tall and 288 feet wide and 288 feet deep. the ground is grass. the sun is maroon. 1st tiny tree is -1.7 feet left of and -1 feet behind and -3 feet above the bush. 1st large grass is .6 feet left of and .4 feet behind the bush. it is above the blade. 2nd large grass is in front of the 1st grass. 2nd tiny tree is -2 feet right of the 1st tree. a shiny flag crystal is .3 feet right of the bush. a 8 inch tall 4.5 inch wide and 3 inch deep man is -2.5 inch above the cup. he faces southeast. a very tiny head is -3.64 inch left of and -1.9 inch in front of and -2 inch above the man. it faces southeast. it leans 5 degrees to the back. a orange light is on the man. a pepper gray light is -9.5 inch above and in front of the man. 1st [flag] rabbit is behind and -.89 feet left of the crystal. it faces the man. it is on the blade. 2nd small [texture] rabbit is 1 feet left of and .2 feet in front of the 1st rabbit.it faces southwest. 3rd .3 feet tall [texture] rabbit is .2 feet right of and -.6 feet behind the 2nd rabbit. camera light is 30% lavender

The Tiny Voice In The Back Of His Head

ground is visible. a 6 feet wide and 3 feet deep and 2 feet tall black cube is -1 feet above the ground. it faces southeast. ground is 5 feet wide water. a polar bear is on the cube. it faces northeast. backdrop. a man is 1 feet right of the cube. the tie of the man is red. the suit of the man is black.a head is -1.4 feet above and -1 feet in front of and -2.32 feet left of the man. Gold 5 inch tall and 5.5 feet wide "POLAR BEAR EXTINCT c. 2020" is -8 inch above and -4 feet in front of and -6.5 feet left of the cube. it faces southeast. a 7 inch tall man is -1.2 feet left of and -1.39 feet above and -1.1 feet in front of the man. a 1.4 inch tall head is -1.63 inch above and -.34 inch in front of and -4.34 inch left of the man.it leans right.a 2 feet tall and 2 feet wide white cylinder is 4 feet behind and -8 feet left of the cube. a penguin is on the cylinder. a 12 feet deep and 4 feet wide and 2 feet tall gold cube is -13 feet in front of and 20 feet left of the cube. a wooly mammoth is .1 inch above and -8 feet behind the gold cube. it faces back.a coral light is on the wooly mammoth. a lavender light is on the polar bear. the ambient light is igloo blue. the sun is straw yellow. camera light is azure blue

Sandbagger

a 6 feet deep 6 feet wide 6 feet tall man. a large fire is -3.7 feet above and -.7 feet behind the man. it faces right. it leans left. a 2.7 feet wide and 8 feet tall lightning bolt is -.4 feet above and -7 feet in front of the man. it faces left. it leans right. a 2.8 feet tall head is -1.7 feet above and -2 feet right of and -4.2 feet in front of the man. it faces left. it leans 27 degrees to the back. a 4.5 inch tall and 28 inch deep [texture] nose is -1.6 feet above and -4.7 feet left of and -.1 inch in front of the head. it faces southeast. a orange light is above the nose. a golf club is -6 feet above and -1.2 feet in front of and -2.1 feet right of the man.it faces back. it leans to the front. the ground is [grass]. a small [sand] lake is 15 feet left of and 16 feet behind the man. the tie of the man is red. a very small flagpole is right of and -4 feet in front of the lake. the flag of the flagpole is red. 1st person is 20 feet left of and 4 feet in front of the man. it faces right. 2nd person is -.7 feet behind the 1st person. it faces southeast. 3rd 7 feet tall person is 1 feet left of and -.3 feet behind the 1st person. the camera light is dim. the dress suit of the man is beige. a red light is right of the fire. the sun's azimuth is 220 degrees. the sun's altitude is 78 degrees. a pumper truck is 8 feet left of the 3rd person. it faces southeast.a sage green light is above and 1 feet in front of the truck.

THE NEW ADDITION AT MAR a LAGO

a bronze green horse is -8 feet behind and -.6 feet above a 5 feet wide [metal] cube. it leans back. 1st bronze green man is -5 feet above and -6 feet in front of the horse. a white 2.5 feet tall and 1.5 feet wide cone is -1.3 feet above and -2.2 feet in front of the man. the suit of the man is bronze green. the necktie of the man is red. 1st black 3 inch wide circle is -1.9 feet above and -.4 feet in front of and -.6 feet left of the cone. it leans 120 degrees to the back. it faces southwest. 2nd 3 inch wide black circle is 2 inches right of the 1st circle. it leans 120 degrees to the back. it faces southeast. the ground is grass. 2nd man is 15 feet right of and 9 feet behind the cube. he faces northwest. a golf club is -2.2 feet left of and -1.4 feet behind and -1.6 feet above the 2nd man. it leans 135 degrees to the left. a .3 feet wide golf ball is 1.7 feet right of and -1.6 feet above the cone. a .2 feet wide and 2 feet tall clear iota is .3 feet left of the golf ball. it is upside down.it faces back. it leans 56 degrees to the left. a 6 feet tall white flagpole is 5 feet behind the 2nd man. it faces left. a red .6 feet tall "TRUMP" is -16 inches above the flagpole. a .5 feet tall shiny gold "PRESIDENT" is -2.3 feet above and .1 inch in front of the cube. a .8 feet tall gold "A FINE" is 3 inches above the "PRESIDENT". a .4 feet tall black "(not)" is -1.2 feet above the "PRESIDENT".

The Most Famous Least Visited Nat'l Rock Park

a huge cave. a very huge human head is -34 feet right of and -5 feet above and -121 feet behind the cave. it faces northeast. the ambient light is tweed green. the sun is tweed green. a silver green light is in front of the head. a 5 feet tall truck is -10 feet right of and 10 feet in front of the cave. a missile launcher is 7 feet right of and in front of the cave. a 70 feet tall [texture] heart is -4 feet in front of and -98 feet right of and -23 feet above the human head. it faces northeast. it leans 80 degrees to the front. a 100 feet long fence is -13 feet right of and -19 feet behind the missile launcher. it faces southwest. a billboard is -20 feet right of and 10 feet behind and -38 feet above the human head. it faces northeast. a small car is 59 feet behind and -4 feet right of the missile launcher. a 4.5 feet tall man is 3 feet right of the car. a 4.5 feet tall woman is right of the man.a gold 1.5 feet tall "BELIEVE ME" is -7 feet above and .1 feet behind and 4 feet right of the billboard. it faces northeast. a 1.5 feet tall gold "VISITORS EVER" is .5 feet above the "BELIEVE ME". it faces northeast. a 1.5 feet tall gold "THE MOST" is .5 feet above the "VISITORS EVER". it faces northeast.

Oh, PARDON Me, Just Taking Care Of Some Unexpected Business

1st 11 feet tall window. 2nd 11 feet tall window is -.1 feet right of and -.1 feet in front of the 1st window. it faces southwest. 3rd 11 feet tall window is -.1 feet left of and -.1 feet in front of the 1st window. it faces southeast. 1st 9 feet tall [texture] wall is -.1 feet left of and -.1 feet in front of the 3rd window.it is on the ground. it faces southeast. 2nd 7 feet long and 9 feet tall [texture] wall is -.1 feet right of and -.1 feet in front of the 2nd window. it is on the ground. it faces southwest. a door 5.1 feet right of and 5.1 feet in front of the 2nd window. it is on the ground. it faces left. 3rd 9 feet tall [texture] wall is 7.5 feet right of and 7.5 feet in front of the 2nd window. it is on the ground. it faces southwest. a 2.5 feet tall and 6 feet wide and 2 feet deep [mahogany] box is 5 feet in front of the 1st window. it is on the ground. a navajo white chair is behind the box. the ground is autumn gold. 1st 9 feet wide royal blue circle is 1 feet in front of the box. 2nd 8 feet wide circle is 8 feet wide [seal]. it is .1 inch above the 1st circle. 4th 8 feet long and 12 feet tall brown wall is 2 feet behind and 2 feet right of the door. it faces southwest. 1st skeleton is .3 feet in front of the door. 2nd skeleton is 3.7 feet behind and .2 feet right of the 1st skeleton. 1st man is -3.4 feet behind and -.2 feet left of the door. he is -.3 feet above the ground. he leans left. a human head is -3.5 feet left of and -2.1 feet above and .1 feet in front of the man. 2nd man is 1.5 feet left of and .3 feet in front of the 1st man. he faces the 1st man. 4 bushes are behind the 1st window.

Saving the Species May Be Impossible

a 1st ice cube.a clear 0.5 feet tall sphere is -2 inches above the ice cube. 1st 2 inches tall ocelot is on the ice cube.clear ground.a cyan light is 3 inches in front of the ice cube.a blue light is in front of the ocelot.a 1 feet tall man is behind and .5 feet above the ice cube.the man is leaning 32 degrees to the south.the ocelot is facing northeast.the man's shirt is clear.a 20 feet long and 1 feet tall clear fence is .8 feet behind the ice cube. 2nd 3 inches tall ocelot is .4 feet behind and -10.2 feet left of the fence. it faces the 1st ocelot. a coral light is 2 inches above the 2nd ocelot. 2 orange lights are .5 inch above the 1st ocelot. a 1.5 feet tall yakuza is 1.5 feet behind and -8 feet left of the fence. he faces southeast. the tiny human head is -.55 feet to the right of and -.4 feet in front of and -.5 feet above the yakuza. it leans 4 degrees to the front. the camera light is dim celery green. 3rd 3.2 inch tall ocelot is 3 inches right of the 2nd ocelot. it faces the 1st ocelot. the chair of the yakuza is gold. the necktie of the yakuza is red.the table of the yakuza is shiny metal. a 3 feet tall [texture] tree is behind and 3 feet left of the yakuza. a .9 feet tall skeleton is .3 feet behind the 3rd ocelot. it leans right. a small rope brown skull is -.28 feet left of and -.42 feet above the tree. it faces southeast.the suit of the yakuza is black.

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Trumpy Dawg

There is a dog on a table. There is a flower on top of the dog. There is a trump facing towards the dog.

Basket of Employables

a large gold toilet. 1st head is -2.4 feet to the back of and -3 feet above the toilet. 2nd head is -0.1 feet left of and 0.1 feet to the front of the 1st head. 3rd head is 0.3 feet right of the 2nd head. 4th head is 0.2 feet in front of the 1st head. 5th head is 0.2 feet in front of and -0.2 feet right of the 2nd head. 6th head is right of the 5th head. a navy blue hat is -0.56 feet above and -0.86 feet to the front of the 6th head. it leans back. the badge of the hat is silver. the trump is -0.3 feet left of and -0.8 feet to the front of the toilet. a giant gold cabinet is 1 feet behind the toilet. the ground is 50 feet tall [marble]. the sky is 2200 feet tall [marble]

Shelter In Democracy

1st 16 feet tall and 30 feet long [meteorology] wall. 1st 4 feet wide [fire] upsilon is 0.1 feet in front of and -13 feet above the wall. 2nd 4 feet wide [fire] upsilon is -0.4 feet left of and -4.8 feet above the 1st upsilon. a huge [fire] zeta is -0.3 feet right of and -2 feet above the 1st upsilon. it faces back. it leans 90 degrees to the left. 1st large mars is above the 1st upsilon. it is upside down. it faces northeast. a donkey is -5 feet above the zeta. a tiny elephant is 2 feet above and 1 feet right of the 2nd upsilon. a trump is 2 feet left of and -5 feet above the elephant. a us president is -0.9 feet left of and -5 feet above the donkey. a putin is 0.2 feet left of the trump. 2nd large mars is 1 feet right of and -2 feet above the 1st mars. it is upside down. it faces northeast. a 10 inch tall red "TWEET" is above the 1st mars. it leans 30 degrees to the left. a cartoon is -0.7 feet right of and -2.4 feet above the 2nd mars. a 2nd huge [fire] zeta is -0.7 feet left of and -3.7 feet above the 2nd upsilon.it faces back. it leans 85 degrees to the left. a megaphone is -2.1 feet above and -0.8 feet to the right of the cartoon. it faces southeast. it leans to the front.a huge envelope is -0.3 feet right of and -2 feet above the us president. a 6 inch tall blue "FAREWELL" is -1.8 feet above the envelope. a 7 inch tall black "STRONG WINTER WIND WARNING ADVISORY" is 3 inches above and -10 feet to the left of the "TWEET"

Dancing in a trumpcage

The tiny trump fits in the huge birdcage. The trump is 6 feet tall. The birdcage is 8 feet tall and 9 feet wide. The birdcage is 10 feet long.
The woman fits in the birdcage. The woman is to the right of trump. The woman is 7 feet tall and 2 feet wide. The woman is 2 feet from trump.
The tiny bird is on the cage.
the ground is fire.
The tiny elephant is two feet from the birdcage.

The Branding Of America

a metal group faces right. 1st 1 feet tall and 1.5 inch wide tube is -3 inches above and -3.6 inches to the right of and -12.3 inches to the back of the group. it leans 45 degrees to the back. a enormous drop is -0.6 feet above and -0.19 feet to the back of the tube. the 1 inch tall red "GIULIANI" is -0.1 inch to the left of and -0.6 feet above the tube. it faces left. it leans 45 degrees to the left. a 1.3 inch tall black "FBI" is -0.43 feet above and -0.028 feet to the left of the drop. it faces left. the ground is 10 feet tall [flag]. 2nd 0.5 inch tall and 2 inch wide gold tube is 0.2 feet behind the drop. it leans 90 degrees to the left. it faces front. a gold 1.6 inch tall "R" is -2 inches above the 2nd tube. it faces left. a 3 inch tall gold "TRUMP" is 0.1 feet behind the "R". it faces left.

Before the Fall

the banana is 1 inch in the ground. it is leaning 90 degrees to the left. the gold shoe is 2 inches above the banana. it is facing left. it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. the [cement] texture is on the ground. the texture is 1 foot tall. the head is 2 inches above and to the right of the shoe. it is facing left. the mauve light is 3 feet to the left and above the shoe. the camera light is black.

Have a feeling...

the humongous poop is on the road. it is facing right. the road is 50 feet long. it is gold brick. Hillary is -9 feet above and -1 feet to the right of the poop. Hillary is facing southeast. her head is big. the extremely small solid white house is behind the road. the witch is -4 feet to the right of the poop. she is facing right. she is face up. the ground is grass. the trump is -1 feet in front of the poop. he is -8 feet above the poop. he is facing right.

In the Golden Lair of Hair

trump is on the plate. trump's head is 4 feet tall. the gold ground is 50 feet wide. the green crocodile is 4 feet behind the trump. another green crocodile is behind the crocodile. another green crocodile is behind the crocodile. the red light is 3 feet above the crocodile. the lime light is above and in front of the trump. another green crocodile is -4 feet in front of the trump.

Hell (my version)

the huge emu. the emu is facing the north. 1 foot left of the emu is a small green dinosaur. the dinosaur is facing north. a huge pigeon is 10 feet above the ground.the pigeon is facing north. the pigeon is 3 feet behind the emu.
the sky is dark red.
the ground is bright purple.
the big black "Hell yeah!" is one foot above the emu. the "Hell yeah!" is facing north. a huge black pig is 2 feet left of the pigeon. the black pig is on the ground. a giant fire is in front of the dinosaur. the fire is 40 feet tall. the fire is 40 feet wide. a huge steak is 3 feet behind the pig. a huge green pepper is 3 feet left of the steak. a huge black spider is 4 feet left of the dinosaur. the spider is 30 feet tall and 30 feet wide. the spider is facing north.

snoop and trump make america great again

The shiny purple "snoop dog" is 1 foot above the big green dog.
the green fish is 0.5 feet below from the clear red "dank memes".the very large [donald] is 1 foot to the south of the grey wall.
the ground is [lol].
the sky is green turquoise.

Where Inspired Travel Begins

a gold elephant is 5 feet above the tall ground.
a tiny gold airport starter trailer is -4 feet above and -6 inches to the right of the elephant.
it is upside down.
a second tiny gold airport starter trailer is -4 feet above and -6 inches to the left of the elephant.
it is upside down.
a gold rocketship is 2.5 feet in the elephant. it is 12 feet tall. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
the small gold tank is 1.5 foot in the elephant. the ground is grass. the gold wall is 3 feet in front of the elephant. it is 1 foot tall. it is 50 feet wide. the tiny white "PARED TRUMP" is a foot in front of the wall. the very tiny fountain is to the left of the "PARED TRUMP". the second very tiny fountain is to the right of the "PARED TRUMP".
a very humongous gold tooth is 2 feet to the right of the elephant. a second very humongous gold tooth is 2 feet to the left of the elephant. the carpet is in front of the elephant. it is facing left. it is 20 feet wide and 1 foot deep. it is red. the "PARED TRUMP" is above the carpet.

Some Nightmarish Combination of Trump and Umbrella Corps

A man is [trump]. The sky is [trump]. The ground is [trump].

Trumppunk

It is morning. The ground is pink.
The 10 cubes have the [Trump] texture. The cubes are 2 feet wide. The orange light is 1 foot above the cubes.
There is a clock behind the cubes. The clock is 20 feet wide and -8 feet above the ground. There is a dog 3 feet in front of the cubes. The dog is facing the cubes. The dog is .5 feet above the ground.
There are 2 balloons next to the dog. There are several palms 4 feet left of the cubes. The palms are 2 feet wide and 10 feet tall.
There is an ace of spades beneath the dog. The ace of spades is 3 feet wide.
There is a orange behind the dog.

Trumppunk

It is morning. The ground is pink.
The 10 cubes have the [Trump] texture. The cubes are 2 feet wide. The orange light is 1 foot above the cubes.
There is a clock behind the cubes. The clock is 20 feet wide and -8 feet above the ground. There is a dog 3 feet in front of the cubes. The dog is facing the cubes. The dog is .5 feet above the ground.
There are 2 balloons next to the dog. There are several palms 4 feet left of the cubes. The palms are 2 feet wide and 10 feet tall.
There is an ace of spades beneath the dog. The ace of spades is 3 feet wide.
There is a orange behind the dog.

Anonymous War on Donald Trump

The [Anonymous] cube is 100 feet above the ground. The [Anonymous] sky. the ground is [Anonymous].

A Romantic Scene

There is an ape. There is Donald Trump. The ape is in front of Donald Trump. The ape is facing Donald Trump. The ape is large. The ground is grass. It is dawn. There is a small pink heart 1 inch above the man. The heart is facing east. The sky is cloudy.

Cactus Face Trump

green cactus 50 inch southwest of small green cactus west of tall [trump] barrel cactus

Trump fish

The [trump] cube.
The shiny ground is water.
The fish is to the left of the [trump] cube.
The fish is facing the [trump] cube.
The fish is 4 inches in the air.
The fish is 2 centimeters away from the [trump] cube.

Trump's glory

A [Trump] portrait is on a pedestal. The extremely tiny monument is 5 feet behind the portrait and on the ground. The ground is grass.

Tanking in the Poles

the large [trump] cube is 6 inches in the tank. the tank is 4 feet in the poles. the grass mountain range.

Iowa

the [trump] texture is on the billboard. it is 23 feet wide and 13 feet tall. it is dusk. the sun is red. the six cows are 40 feet in front of the billboard. they are 3 feet apart. they are facing the billboard. the green light is 5 feet above the cows. the ground is shiny.

Trump's Blows Don't Land

the couch is on a shiny grass mountain range. the dog is on the couch. It is facing the right. the [trump] wall is a few feet behind the couch. the enormous hog is 5 feet to the right of the couch. it is facing left. the television is 3 feet in front of the couch. it is facing north.

Wall to Wall Coverage

the [trump] wall is a few inches to the left of the 2nd [trump] wall. the 3rd [trump] wall is a few inches to the right of the 2nd [trump] wall. the shiny ground.

The Blowfish

the [trump] cube. the shiny ground is water. the fish is 1 inch to the left of the cube. it is 4 inches above the ground. it is facing the cube.