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choffmannyc
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choffmannyc
2/19/2015
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Cold.
The ice ground is shiny. The sky is cloudy. A penguin is three feet in front of large blue "Cold."
choffmannyc
2/14/2015
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Duck Dynasty
The large white duck is twenty feet in front of the [camo] tiny castle. The large tan duck is to the right of the white duck. The large gray duck is to the left of the white duck. The ground has a grass texture. It is cloudy. The large black duck is to the right of the tan duck. A river is in back of the castle. The river is 100 feet long. The large [sand] duck is to the left of the gray duck. The castle is in front of the ducks.
choffmannyc
2/14/2015
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Caverns of the Heart
The ground is ice. The sky is ice. The enormous red heart is on the ground. Huge red "LOVE" is on the ground. "LOVE" is behind the heart. "LOVE" is to the left of the heart.
choffmannyc
2/14/2015
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Duck Dinner
The large bird is on the Matisse table. The large red chair is behind the table. The large yellow chair is to the left of the large red chair. The large blue chair is to the right of the large red chair. The large potato is to the right of the bird. The very large plate is under the bird. The gigantic fork is to the left of the bird. The large glass is to the right of the plate. The large glass is in front of the potato.
choffmannyc
12/20/2014
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#Christmas
#virginbirth
#angels
Gloria!
Three angels are four feet above the ground. The ground is shiny. The sky is cloudy. A cradle is on the ground. An ox is to the right of the cradle. A donkey is in front of the ox. The donkey and the ox are facing the cradle. The ground has an ice texture. Large "Gloria!" is in front of the cradle. The angels are above the ox.
choffmannyc
11/25/2014
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Media Babe
The television has a Seurat texture. It is cloudy. The ground has a grass texture. A [texture] ox is 3 feet in back of the television. The television is facing the ox. The television is on a [texture] nightstand. The ox is on the ground. The nightstand is facing the ox. There is a pink light from the east. The airplane is above the ground. A small white bird is 2 feet above the ox. A white bird is 1 feet in front of the small white bird.
choffmannyc
11/25/2014
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Big Guns
The very large silver gun. The tiny car is three feet in back of the gun. The car is facing east. The car is white. The car has a stripe texture. "Police" is on the car. "Police" is facing south. The ground is shiny. The sky is black.
choffmannyc
11/24/2014
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Kitten on the Keys
The piano. The white cat is -1.9 feet above the keyboard. The cat is facing west. The cat is -1 feet in front of the piano. The ground has a Bruegel texture. The sky has a Bruegel texture. The yellow bird is on the piano. The bird is facing east. The cat has a fur texture. There is a red light above the bird.
choffmannyc
11/24/2014
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As It Happens Too
The television has a Seurat texture. It is cloudy. The ground has a grass texture. A [texture] cow is 3 feet in back of the television. The television is facing the cow. The television is on a [texture] nightstand. The cow is on the ground. The nightstand is facing the cow. There is a pink light from the east. The airplane is above the ground. The small spaceship is three feet above the cow.
choffmannyc
11/24/2014
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As It Happens
The television has a Seurat texture. It is cloudy. The ground has a grass texture. A Holbein cow is 3 feet in back of the television. The television is facing the cow. The television is on a [texture] nightstand. The cow is on the ground. The nightstand is facing the cow. There is a pink light from the east. The tiny silver airplane is three feet above the cow. The tiny white airplane is two feet above the television. The white airplane is one foot in front of the silver airplane. The white airplane is facing the silver airplane. There is a black light under the white airplane.
choffmannyc
11/22/2014
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Study in Blue
The blue light bulb is shiny. The sky has a Matisse texture. The ground is shiny. The salamander is on the ground. The salamander is to the left of the light bulb. The salamander is shiny. The salamander is facing east. The tiny dark blue bicycle is -1 inch to the left of the salamander. The
choffmannyc
11/21/2014
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Convoy Wreck
The tan ground has a sand texture. The [texture] truck is on the ground. The gray truck is 6 feet in back of the [texture] truck. The gray truck has a glass texture. The red truck is 20 feet in back of the gray truck. The red truck has a Klee texture. The green truck is 20 feet in back of the red truck. The green truck has a Rembrandt texture. The black truck is 15 feet in back of the green truck. The red truck is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The sky is cloudy. A small palm tree is 12 feet to the left of the gray truck. A small palm tree is to the right of the [texture] truck. The man is 10 feet to the right of the red truck. The man is on the ground. The man is leaning 90 degrees to the right. The man is in front of the red truck. The huge mountain is on the ground. The mountain is 500 feet in back of the black truck. The mountain has a Klee texture.
choffmannyc
11/21/2014
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Alternate Universe
The large pink Christmas tree is on the ice ground. The sky is dark. The blue Santa is to the right of the christmas tree. Santa is facing the Christmas tree. The reindeer is to the left of the Christmas tree. The reindeer is facing the Christmas tree. The reindeer has a Matisse texture. The Seurat gift is in front of the Christmas tree. The large Mondrian gift is one foot to the left of the Seurat gift. The large red gift is one foot to the right of the Seurat gift. The green star is two feet to the right of the Christmas tree. The star is ten feet above the ground. The star is shiny. The gray light is above the star. The blue light is above the reindeer.
choffmannyc
11/17/2014
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Yodel ay ee who??
The ground is green. The sky is cloudy. A Klee goat is on the ground. A red bird is above the goat. THe bird is one foot to the left of the goat. The ground is shiny. The ground has a grass texture. The [texture] mountain is 100 feet in back of the goat. The lake is in front of the mountain.
choffmannyc
11/15/2014
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Presenting...
The [texture] horse is in front of the Klee stage . The sky is cloudy . The ground is shiny . The ground has a green grass texture. The large purple street lamp is 25 feet to the left of the stage . A huge turtle is six feet to the left of the stage. A tree is in back of the street lamp. The large [texture] mountain is 100 feet in back of the tree. The mountain is 59 feet to the left of the turtle. A tree is in back of the stage. A red chair is 20 feet in front of the stage. The chair is facing the stage. A bird is on the stage. The bird is ten feet to the left of the horse.
choffmannyc
11/14/2014
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Nice Ass
A gray donkey is on the ground. There is a tan donkey 1 foot to the right of the gray donkey. There is a [texture] donkey 1 foot to the left of the gray donkey. There is a brown donkey 1 foot to the left of the [texture] donkey. There is a white donkey 1 foot to the left of the brown donkey. The ground is white grass. The sky is cloudy. A bird is above the gray donkey.
choffmannyc
11/12/2014
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Sand Art
The sky is Klee. The Matisse camel is in the desert. The Seurat cactus is to the right of the camel. The ground has a sand texture. The large Rousseau donkey is to the right of the cactus. The gigantic Rembrandt scorpion is below the cactus.
choffmannyc
11/9/2014
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Time Flies
The sky has a Seurat texture. The ground is shiny. The tree is on the ground. The tree is six feet tall. A large clock is ten feet to the right of the tree. A white bird is above the clock.
choffmannyc
11/9/2014
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Cat Box
The large black cat is on the ground. The ground is sand. The ground is shiny. The sky is ice. The brown box is behind the cat. A large Matisse lamp is 1 feet to the left of the cat. The large Matisse lamp is 2 feet in front of the box. A large yellow bird is 4 inches above the box.
choffmannyc
10/30/2014
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Aging Madonna
The singer is in front of the piano. The piano is in front of the shiny yellow wall. The ground is grass. A small blue bird is on the piano. The sky is cloudy. The large microphone is one foot in front of the singer. The microphone is four feet tall. Red "Material Girl" is one foot above the singer. The blue bus is thirty feet to the right of the wall.
choffmannyc
10/26/2014
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Monster Mash
The huge red monster has a black texture. The sky has a Rembrandt texture. There is a huge potato in front of the monster. The potato is two feet tall. There is a huge potato in front of the monster. There is a huge potato to the right of the monster. The potato is three feet tall. The ground is grass. There is a large gravestone seven feet to the right of the monster. There is a large gravestone one foot to the right of the monster. There is a large gravestone four feet to the right of the monster. There is a large gravestone six feet to the right of the monster. There is a large gravestone to the right of the monster. There is a huge potato to the right of the monster. There is a huge hole in the ground. There is a small house in back of the monster. There is a huge potato in front of the monster. The potato is three feet tall.
choffmannyc
10/17/2014
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Morning Walk in the Park
The lake is 60 feet long. The lake has a bird texture. The sky is gray. The sky has a Mondrian texture. The ground is tan. The ground has a sand texture. A woman is on the lake. The woman is 18 feet tall. A white cat is behind the lake. The cat is 8 feet tall. The cat is to the right of the woman. The cat is 1 feet away from the woman. A brown dog is behind the lake. The dog is 14 feet tall. The dog is 16 feet away from the woman. The dog has a texture.
choffmannyc
10/17/2014
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School Safety
The yellow bus is under the tree. It is cloudy. The ground is pink. The tree is 50 feet tall. The bus is 15 feet tall. A hippo is left of the tree. The hippo is 12 feet tall. A gun is to the right of the bus. The gun is 39 feet away from the bus. The gun is 11 feet tall.
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