hedgehog1... yesterday
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Chickens Are Unpredictable

An [ancient] chicken is behind a large [spring] chicken.

Mancini Strikes Again

A pink panther is right of and in front of a shiny pink saxophone. It is leaning back. It is 8 inch above the ground. The ground is 20 feet wide [pink]. It is 50% shiny. The saxophone is facing southwest. It is 1 foot above the ground. A shiny pink saxophone is right of and behind the panther. It is facing northeast. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. A dim pink light is left of and above the pink panther. The background is city. It is dark.

Zebra Zone

A silver caliper is in front of a silver sphere. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. The ground is clear. The sky is 1000 feet wide [spiral]. The sphere is -2 inch above the ground. The sky is leaning left. An extremely tiny zebra is in front of the sphere. It is on the ground.

"Going my way?"

A [battery] car is leaning front. Camera light is black. A yellow light is right of the car. The sun is pink. A bird is above and 6 feet left of the car. It is facing the car. The azimuth of the sun is 310 degrees. A cream light is in front of and above and left of the car.

hedgehog1... 5 days ago
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In the Land of the Brave

The ground is 100 feet wide image-11944. It is 250 feet tall. A humongous frog is -1 foot above a 25 feet high boulder. It is facing east. The boulder is upside down. A cream light is in front of and above the boulder. Camera light is black. A humongous 20% shiny black fire hydrant is 20 feet behind and 4 feet right of the boulder. An enormous man is right of and -20 feet in front of the boulder. The sky is image-11783. It is 3250 feet tall and 3800 feet wide. A 25 feet high shiny sword is -4 feet in front of and -6 feet left of the man. It is leaning 30 degrees to the left. It is 3 foot above the ground. A cyan light is left of the fire hydrant. The man is -2 foot above the ground. The sun is pink.

Life's a Beach... Then You Fly

A large fly is on and -1.8 inch right of and -5 inch in front of a beach cube. The cube is -0.8 feet above the ground. The ground is 7 feet wide image-10348. It is 80% dark and shiny. A fish is right of the cube. It is facing west. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. It is -1.5 foot above the ground. The sun is grey. The fly is facing the fish. Camera light is black. A dim yellow light is 5 feet above and 40 feet behind the fly. A crimson light is 2 feet above and 60 feet behind and right of the fly. A shiny building is 50 feet behind and 50 feet left of the fly.

Happy Fathers' Day!

A silver spaceship is on an enormous first hedgehog. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left. The ground is 50 feet wide [dad]. An enormous hedgehog is behind and 1 foot left of the hedgehog. It is facing southeast. An enormous hedgehog is behind and right of the hedgehog. An enormous hedgehog is -2 foot left of the hedgehog. It is facing the first hedgehog. Camera light is black. A cyan light is left of the hedgehog. A dim red light is in front of the spaceship. The sun is pink.

No Really, Don't Open the Door!

A dark gold doorknob is behind and -0.2 inch left of a flat wall. The wall is 7 inch wide [wood]. Camera light is grey. A flat wall is -3.5 inch left of and -2 feet above and behind the doorknob. It is 4 inch wide [wood]. A tall [indoor] wall is 6 feet in front of and above and -10.5 feet left of the doorknob. A man is behind and -5.2 feet above the doorknob

Don't Open the Door!

A dark gold doorknob is in front of and -0.2 inch left of a flat wall. Camera light is grey. A flat wall is -3.5 inch left of and behind the doorknob. It is 4 inch wide [wood]. A tall [indoor] wall is 6 feet in front of and above and -10.5 feet left of the doorknob. A man is behind and -5.2 feet above the doorknob.

Now is the Summer of Our Discontent

A silver umbrella is in a clear ladder. A silver umbrella is 2 inch above and 2 feet behind the ladder. It is leaning right. A silver umbrella is -6 inch above and -2 inch right of the umbrella. It is leaning 25 degrees to the left. It is facing west. A long 40% shiny sea blue [wet] wall is 4 feet behind the ladder. Camera light is cream. A small silver umbrella is 5 feet above and 3 feet behind the umbrella. It is upside down. It is leaning left. It is facing north. A small black leaf is 6 inch left of and -3 foot above and in front of the ladder. It is leaning front. It is upside down. A small leaf is 6 inch above and 5 inch left of the leaf. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. A small black leaf is 2 inch right of and 6 inch in front of the leaf. It is leaning front. A small black leaf is behind and left of and above the leaf. It is facing southwest. It is leaning back. Ambient light is black.

Objects in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

A [mirror] wall is in front of a shiny black car. The car is 4.4 feet high. The ground is 20 feet wide [road]. It is 30% dark. A 4.5 feet high 20% shiny grey horse is -6 feet left of the car. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A light is above and behind the wall. A light is below and left of the light. A light is below and left of the light. A cream light is 4 feet right of and 8 feet above the light. The interior of the car is grey.

She Sells Sea Shells

A small pale starfish is -1.5 inch above a huge 10% shiny [seashore] shell. It is leaning 40 degrees to the left. It is 2 foot above the ground. The ground is 30 feet wide [river]. It is 90% dark. Camera light is black. 3 dim lights are left of and above the starfish. A sea green light is behind the shell. An enormous shell is 10 feet left of and 6 feet behind the shell. It is on the ground. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small 80% dark woman is -4 inch in front of and -1 foot above the shell. A small shiny cash register is -1 inch above the shell. It is facing south. It is -1.5 foot in front of the shell. An enormous shell is -4 inch behind and above the shell. It is upside down. A tiny black bird is 2 feet above the woman. A tiny black bird is left of and 4 inch above the bird.

What Does It All Mean?

A shiny black level is -1.4 foot above a 60% dark brick wall. It is leaning left. The wall is leaning left. A long glass building is 15 feet left of the wall. A huge 70% dark brick wall is 2 feet in front of the wall. A huge 90% dark brick wall is -20 feet left of the building. A navy light is on the level. A malachite green light is right of the level. A 15 feet high black building is right of the wall. It is facing southeast. A faucet is 2 inch above and 1.2 foot in front of and -2 feet right of the level. It is facing east. A dim cyan light is above and right of the faucet. A 70% dark [metal] circle is in front of the faucet. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A small 50% dark sign is 2 feet left of and 5 inch above and 4.5 inch in front of the faucet. It is facing north. A dark plant is 4 feet left of and above the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing east. A black plant is 3 feet left of and above and 2 feet in front of the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing west. A black plant is 2 feet left of the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing east. A dim cyan light is behind and 2 feet above the plant. A large butterfly is 2.5 feet behind and -3.3 feet above and 4 inch right of the sign. It is facing east. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back.

Made in Scotland From Girders

A huge glass is next to a cobra. A [girder] wall is behind the cobra. The liquid of the glass is orange. The ground is 2 feet wide [thistle]. An orange light is behind the glass. The cobra is facing southwest. A dumbbell is -9 inch above and -2.7 feet left of and -4 feet in front of the cobra. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. The sun is silver.

Interrogating the Saboteur

A small man is -2.5 feet above a large chair. A 1.2 foot high shiny head is -9 inch above and 1 inch in front of the man. It is leaning right. The sun is black. Camera light is brown. A large tube is 6 feet above the man. A light is -1.4 feet above the tube. A dim red light is right of and above the chair. A navy light is behind and above the man. The ground is black. A light is above and 3 feet in front of the tube. A [north korea] flag is 2 feet left of the chair. A [russia] flag is 2 feet right of the chair. It is facing north. A [state] flag is 2 feet behind the chair. A [state] flag is 2.2 feet behind the chair. It is facing north. A shiny devil is behind and left of the flag. He is facing the man. A shiny devil is behind and right of the flag. He is facing the man.

Don't Get Carried Away!

The ground is black and shiny. The sky is [rock]. An extremely tiny silver ship is on a humongous shiny insect. Camera light is brown. The sun is grey. A lemon light is in front of the ship. A very tiny pirate is -3 feet above and -1.3 feet in front of the ship. He is facing west. He is leaning 30 degrees to the left.

hedgehog1... 6/7/2018
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Silver Spoon Syndrome

A large silver spoon is on a silver platter. The ground is clear. A gold cup is right of the spoon. A clear plate is -5 inch above the cup. A silver bird is -1 inch right of and -1 inch in front of and -5 inch above the cup. It is facing west. An extremely tiny silver cube is 2.5 inch in front of and -4 inch above the cup. It is leaning 20 degrees to the left. It is facing southwest.

Tribulations of a Broken Man

A shiny circuit board is on a large man. A tool is -3 inch above and -1.2 foot in front of the circuit board. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. The ground is 10 feet wide [material]. A component is -3 inch left of and -7 inch above the circuit board. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. A large component is in front of and -3.2 inch above the circuit board. A large [metal] table is 3 feet right of the man. It is facing east. A large hand is -7 inch above the table. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 80 degrees to the back. A large hammer is 2 inch in front of and -1.8 feet above and -1 foot right of the hand. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A very long tall 20% dark wall is -8 feet behind the man. It is [abstract]. It is facing southwest. The azimuth of the sun is 94 degrees. A dim cyan light is behind the man. A dim red light is 2 feet above the light. A large shiny black air vent is behind and 3 feet right of the table. It is facing southwest. A large dark door is 2 feet in front of and 2 feet right of the air vent. It is facing southwest.

The Man In the Iron Mask

A shiny [iron] mask is in front of a silver ball. The ground is metal. 3 dim orange lights are right of the ball. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch left of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A 60% dark eye is behind and -4.1 inch right of and -5.7 inch above the mask. A large 30% dark heart is above and 10 feet in front of the ball.

Panic in the Kitchen

A long image-11916 wall is -6 inch above the ground. It is facing southeast. An enormous hand is -5 feet behind the wall. It is on the ground. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A humongous insect is -2 feet in front of and -2 inch above the wall. It is facing north. Camera light is black. A light is above and 4 feet in front of and right of the wall. The sun is silver. The ground is shiny black. An image-11916 wall is right of and behind the wall. It is facing east. The sky is 1800 feet high and 1800 feet wide image-11916. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back.

Happy Birthday, Pilgrim!

A [victoria] cake is in an [antique] chest. Camera light is black. A light is -2 feet above and in front of the chest. A lemon light is above and 3 feet left of the cake. The sun is black. The ground is shiny black. A scarlet light is in front of the chest. A 2.5 feet high dark chair is left of and in front of the chest. It is facing east. A hat is on the chair. A shiny Colt pistol is left of and -1 inch in front of and -5 inch above the cake. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

hedgehog1... 6/3/2018
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Mercury Rising

A tiny Mercury is 1 inch above a giant shiny Mercury. Camera light is black. The ground is clear. A blue light is behind and above and left of the Mercury. A green light is right of the Mercury. An enormous clear sphere is 10 feet behind and -9 feet above Mercury. A crimson light is 8 feet in front of and -4 feet above Mercury. The sun is khaki. A cream light is 2 feet above and left of and behind the sphere. A cream light is 3 feet above and 4 feet left of and behind the sphere. A dim cream light is 4 feet above and 8 feet left of and behind the sphere. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees.

A Light Snack

A large stag beetle is in a silver pan. It is facing west. The pan is -6 inch above and -1.1 feet in front of and -1.5 feet right of a shiny cooker. It is facing southwest. The sky is cream. The ground is tile. A [kitchen] wall is 2.8 feet behind the cooker. A rodent is -5 inch left of and -7 inch in front of the pan. It is facing the pan. The sun is silver. Camera light is brown. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. Ambient light is black. A cream light is 10 feet above and 20 feet right of the cooker. An acorn is in front of the stag beetle. It is leaning 80 degrees to the right. An acorn is right of the acorn. A grey shiny utensil is -7.3 inch behind and -7 inch right of and -6.7 inch above the rodent. It is facing northwest. A small bowl is 6 inch behind the rodent. A fan is 2 feet above and -2.2 feet in front of the cooker. It is facing southeast.

hedgehog1... 6/2/2018
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Storm-Chasin' Stowaway

A sheep is on a plane. The plane is 100 feet above the ground. The ground is silver. The sun is black. Camera light is black. A navy light is left of and above the sheep. A blue light is in front of the sheep. A tiny red light is 11 feet in front of and -1.2 feet above the sheep. 2 dim cream lights are behind and -22 feet above the plane. A 100 feet high shiny lightning bolt is 150 feet in front of and above the plane. A light is behind the lightning bolt.

They came in search of El Dorado...

A [dam] dam is -65 feet in front of and -82 feet left of a 75 feet high [dam] pyramid. The ground is 750 feet wide image-10670. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. There are mountains in the background. The background is tall. It is 80% dark. A man is on and -50 feet in front of the dam. He is facing north. A cream light is -15 feet above and in front of the man. A wall is -10 feet in front of and -20 feet above the man. A woman is 1 foot left of the man. She is facing the man. A bird is 25 feet above and 20 feet right of the woman. It is facing west. A gold light is above the bird. 2 dim old gold lights are behind the light.

Pictures of Yesterday

A shiny [backdrop] bale is 3 feet in a silver cabinet. A 2 inch high clear container is 0.5 inch in the bale. The ground is silver. A clear container is -1 inch in front of the container. It is leaning 50 degrees to the back. It is upside down. It is facing northeast. A lemon shiny camera is 6 inch left of the container. It is facing the container.

Praying for Time

A [black] building. Camera light is black. An elephant is in front of the building. The ground is clear. A red light is behind and left of the elephant. The sun is scarlet. A cream light is left of and in front of the building. The sky is 2000 feet high [black]. A dim blue light is above the elephant

A Circular Argument

A sheet is on a shiny table. It is facing east. A small flat sphere is on the sheet. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A silver compass is on the sphere. It is facing east. A cream light is above and left of and behind the table. The sun is brown. A small man is behind the table. He is facing west. A small man is left of the man. He is facing the east. Camera light is black. A shiny lemon is 9 inch in front of and -3.8 inch above and -9.5 inch left of the man. A yellow light is in front of the lemon. A black wall is 2 feet behind the man. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back.

At the Zoo... No More!

A 75% dark lion is 2 inch in a large rock. The rock is -10 inch above the ground. The ground is 50 feet wide [water]. A field is 3 feet in front of the rock. Camera light is black. A red light is right of and above the rock. The sun is pink. A rock is in front of and -3 feet left of the rock. A brown light is above and behind and 3 feet right of the rock. The field is sand. A mouse is 4 feet in front of the rock. It is on the field. It is facing the lion. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. The azimuth of the sun is 270 degrees. The sky is facing southeast. It is leaning forward

Does It Bite, Mama?

An extremely tiny man is 2 feet in a clear cage. The ground is blue [grass]. A small [space] wall is behind the cage. The sky is 2000 feet high [nebula]. A tiny alien is 4 inch in front of and 3 inch right of the man. He is facing north. He is on the ground. A very tiny alien is left of and in front of the alien. She is facing north. She is on the ground. The man is facing the alien. A tiny silver spaceship is 5 feet left of the cage. A cream light is above the man. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is behind the alien. An extremely tiny table is -8 inch right of and 2 inch behind the man. It is facing east. An extremely tiny plate is on the table. An extremely tiny cup is 1 inch right of and -0.25 inch above the plate. The sun is brown.

Blown Off Course

A flat [stripe] flower is upside down. It is leaning right. It is in the sky. A shiny flat [stripe] flower is behind the flower. It is leaning right. The ground is 200 feet wide [cube]. An enormous silver bottle cap is -2.3 foot above the flower. It is upside down. It is leaning 12 degrees to the front. A very tiny man is in the bottle cap. A huge bird is -1 foot above and 1 foot right of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning 65 degrees to the front. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A light is above and behind the man. Camera light is brown. A cyan light is right of and above the bird. The sun is brown. An orange light is behind the bottle cap.

Look Out Behind!

A ray is on and -3 foot in front of a ray. The ground is sand. It is 1000 feet high. The sky is [underwater]. Camera light is navy. The sun is brown. Ambient light is sea blue. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A malachite green light is above the ray. A red light is behind the ray. A cyan light is above the ray. A green light is left of and -3 feet above the ray. A flat clear [wet] wall is on the ground. A dim orange light is on the wall.

Unworldly Intelligence

A humongous 50% dark octopus is 9 feet in a shiny spaceship. It is 10 feet above the ground. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. The ground is 200 feet wide water. The spaceship is leaning 10 degrees to the front. A huge dark matte [metal] ship is 100 feet left of and 30 feet behind the spaceship. It is -25 feet above the ground. An orange light is left of and above the ship. Camera light is cream.

Pitstop

A [material] louvered door is 8 inch in front of and -8 feet left of a [forest] wall. A light is -1 foot above and 1 inch behind the door. A green light is 2 feet left of the light. A cyan light is 4 feet right of and above the light. Camera light is navy. A red light is in front of the door. The sun is brown. A shiny black fireplace is in front of and -6 feet above the door. A 1 foot high pump is on and -1.5 feet left of the fireplace. A 10 inch high shiny brown car is right of the pump. It is facing the pump. A 6 inch high silver barrel is -2 inch left of and 4 inch in front of the pump. A red light is in front of the fireplace.

hedgehog1... 5/25/2018
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Mind Your Step

A man is -6 feet above a shiny building. The building is [rug]. It is dark. A huge cream mirror is -2 feet right of and -8 feet above the man. Ambient light is black. An indigo light is 1 inch in front of and -2 foot above the mirror. A royal blue light is behind the mirror. Camera light is brown. A large butterfly is -6 feet above and -2.5 feet right of the man. It is facing northwest. A lemon light is below and in front of and 1 foot left of the butterfly. The sun is brown. A humongous [insect] wall is above the man.

hedgehog1... 5/22/2018
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Gillusion

A giraffe fits in a clear vase. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. It is -6 inch behind the vase. The sky is [stripes]. The sun is silver. 4 pink lights are left of and -10 inch above the giraffe

Get Outta the Rat Race

A [cheese] ball. Camera light is black. A mouse is right of and in front of the ball. It is facing the ball. A shiny cage is behind the ball. The ground is 7.9 feet wide [rug]. A dim yellow light is right of the ball. A small bowl is in the cage. An acorn is 1.5 inch in the bowl. A cheese is right of the bowl. It is facing southwest. A mouse is 3.1 inch right of the ball. It is facing the ball. A dim light is left of and above the mouse. The sun is silver.

Fore!

A 3.2 inch wide grey ball is 3 inch in a ball. Camera light is silver. A light is left of the ball. A grey light is 4 feet left of and 2 feet above the light. The ground is dark grey and 55% shiny. The sky is 2000 feet wide [golf]. A tiny clear [green] "4" is left of the ball. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. 2 dim green lights are behind and above the "4".

hedgehog1... 5/19/2018
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Mutant Amoeba

An amoeba fits in a 40% dark petri dish. A microscope is -4 inch right of and -2 inch above the dish. The dish is on a table. The ground is tile. It is dark. A shiny cabinet is behind the table. A stool is right of and -2.8 feet above the table. A very long [lab] wall is 8 feet right of the stool. It is facing east. A light is left of and above and -6 inch in front of the microscope. Camera light is brown.

An Odd Arrangement

A small [sweet] cylinder is on a [wood] table. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A [shop] wall is behind the table. A tiny [sweet] cube is left of and in front of the cylinder. It is facing southeast. The ground is [tile]. A [sweet] bottle is behind the cube. It is facing southeast. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and left of and in front of the table. A dim yellow light is above the light. A small cup is 3.8 inch right of and 1.3 inch in front of the cylinder. A rose is 5 inch in the cup. It is leaning left. A man is 4 feet left of the table. He is facing the table.A lemon light is 2 feet left of and 1 foot above the man. A shiny bongo drum is 2 feet right of and -2.2 feet in front of the man. It is facing southwest. A fly is on the cube. A dog is right of the man. It is facing the table. It is on the ground. A dim light is 2 feet left of the dog. A dim lemon light is above the light. A dim lemon light is behind the light. The sun is silver. A dim purple light is in front of and above the cylinder.