The Jonah Rescue Squad

The ground is 250 feet wide shiny [pine]. A huge shiny whale is 5 feet above the ground. A small man is in front of the whale. He is on the ground. He is facing the whale. A cream ladder is 4.5 feet behind and left of the man. It is 6 inch deep and 1.5 feet wide. A small woman is in front of the ladder. She is facing the ladder. Camera light is black. It is dusk. A navy light is -4 feet above and -3 feet in front of the whale. A cyan light is 8 feet above and 8 feet behind the woman. A red light is 15 feet behind the light. A small shiny boat is 7 feet behind and -4 feet above the ladder. A small man is 7 feet left of and 2 feet in front of the man. He is facing the woman.

hedgehog1... 4 hours ago
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Will Nature Make a Man of Me Yet?

A tiny trump is 6 feet in a [hollywood] tree

Memories of the Golden State

An image is on a 20% shiny [fabric] chair. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A red light is behind the image. 3 purple lights are right of and above the image. A dim red light is behind the image. The ground is clear. The sky is [california]. An orange light is behind and 1.5 foot right of and 1 foot above the chair. A 5 inch high glass is -0.7 inch right of and 6 inch in front of and -11 inch above the image. A very thin cigarette is 4 inch left of the glass. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. A red light is behind and above the chair.

hedgehog1... yesterday
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Diamond In the Rough

A large diamond is on a 50% shiny diamond. The ground is shiny [gemstones]. The azimuth of the sun is 250 degrees. Camera light is grey. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. A light is 3 feet left of the diamond. A very tiny silver boat is 4 feet behind and 6 feet left of the diamond. It is -2.5 inch above the ground. The sail of the boat is gold.

The Secret of Brine City

A [net] window. The ground is [brown]. The sky is [net]. Camera light is black. 2 orange lights are behind and -2 feet above the window. A silver wall is 1 foot behind the window. Ambient light is black. An aqua light is in front of the window. A small man is in front of the window. The sun is pale cyan. A small fish is right of and -2.5 foot above the window. It is facing southwest. A small man is 4 inch right of the man. A small fish is 1.5 feet left of and -1.5 foot above the window. A blue lobster is left of the window. It is facing southeast.

More Pie and Chips

A [custard] pie is on a table. The table is 10 inch wide [fabric]. A chip is right of the pie. It is upside down. A dark chip is -1 inch right of and -1.5 inch in front of the chip. It is leaning 5 degrees to the left. It is facing southeast. Camera light is black. A lemon light is above and right of the table. A dog is behind the table.

I made my first million from this room...

A [candid] painting is on a huge thin silver table. The sky is 3000 feet wide image-12056. The ground is shiny black. A tiny plane is -2 foot right of and -3 foot above the table. It is leaning front. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. 3 lights are in front of the painting. A red light is right of the plane.

Time-Eating Puppy

A shiny clock is in front of and right of a cocker spaniel. It is facing northwest. The sky is 3000 feet wide [time]. A silver wall is 4 feet behind the cocker spaniel. A silver bowl is 4 inch right of the cocker spaniel. A huge clock is 5 feet left of and 5 feet in front of the clock.

hedgehog1... 8/4/2018
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Latest Addition to the Family :-)

An image-12038 cube. The ground is clear. A 5 inch wide silver bowl is 2 inch left of the cube.

Just Scratching the Surface

A small silver fork is in a [trump] bowl. It is leaning 80 degrees to the back. It is facing east. A small cream egg is right of the fork. It is facing southeast. The ground is [tile]. It is 40% dark. Camera light is brown. A dim orange light is left of the bowl. A chicken is right of the bowl. It is facing the bowl. A small egg is -0.5 inch left of and behind the fork. The sun is cream. A small chicken is 1.5 inch above and -4 inch right of the bowl. It is facing west. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front.

Waiting for the Seal of Approval

A [bench] bench. The sky is [town]. Camera light is black. A dark tree is behind and -8 feet left of the bench. A tiny seal is -1.38 foot above and -1.5 foot left of the bench. A lemon light is right of the seal. The sun is cream. It is dusk. A small dark green cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.35 feet above the seal. A small silver cylinder is 5.5 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.33 feet above the seal. A brush is -4.2 inch right of and -1.2 feet above the seal. It is leaning 85 degrees to the right. The ground is shiny and dark green. A cream light is right of and above the cylinder.

hedgehog1... 7/29/2018
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Ocean View

A large image-12032 window is on a large clear sphere. A large silver sphere is 1.5 foot right of and -1 foot above the sphere. A large clear sphere is 2 foot right of and -1 foot above the sphere. A large image-12032 window is on the sphere. The sun is grey. The sky is image-12031. It is leaning back. The ground is clear.

hedgehog1... 7/28/2018
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Dog Training in the 22nd Century

A tiny man is -4 feet above a shiny image-12031 room. A tiny dog is 6 inch in front of the man. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the man.

hedgehog1... 7/25/2018
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The Pirates of Penzance

A image-12013 room is -2 inch above the ground. The ground is 15 feet wide image-12014. A dark tiny pirate is -8 feet above the room. A tiny pirate is left of the pirate. A small seagull is 1 foot above and 1 foot left of the pirate. It is leaning left. A small seagull is below and in front of the seagull. Camera light is black. A cream light is 2 feet right of and in front of the pirate. 3 dim navy lights are in front of the pirate.

hedgehog1... 7/13/2018
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Jungle Fever

A large flat dark shiny brown palm tree is in front of a dark purple palm tree. It is leaning forward. It is in a giant silver crate. The ground is 20 feet wide [leaf]. A huge pale frog is -2 foot right of the palm tree. It is on the ground. It is facing north. Camera light is purple. A lemon light is left of and above the crate. A large silver wall is 4 feet left of the crate. It is facing east. It is leaning forward. A cyan light is -1.15 foot right of the frog. 2 dim red lights are behind the light.

Shober Ashz a Judge

A sober judge is next to and -4.5 feet above a huge beer bottle. He is -6 inch above the ground. The label of the bottle is [beer]. The bottle is facing southeast. The sky is [bar]. Camera light is brown. A cream light is behind the judge. A green light is above and in front of the judge. A criminal is left of the judge. He is facing east. He is on the ground. The ground is shiny and black.

hedgehog1... 7/6/2018
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Nocturnal Swiss Predator

A huge shiny maroon knife is leaning 10 degrees to the back. It is -2 inch above the ground. The ground is 2 feet wide matte [dirt]. A tiny eye is -4.6 inch above and -2 inch in front of and -0.7 inch left of the knife. It is leaning 5 degrees to the front. A tiny eye is -4.6 inch above and -2 inch in front of and -0.7 inch right of the knife. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. The ground is 60% dark. A 1.2 inch high "+" is -0.25 inch left of and -6.6 inch above the knife. It is facing east. It is leaning 5 degrees to the left. The sun is black. Camera light is black. A navy light is behind and above the knife. A cream light is above and in front of and 2 feet right of the knife. A bush is right of the knife. A small rock is 4 inch right of and 6 inch behind the knife.

hedgehog1... 7/5/2018
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Welcome to Britain

A huge baby is 20 feet above the ground. A small head is -1.5 foot above and -5 inch in front of the baby. The sky is [london]. A rope is -8 feet above the baby. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

The Ten Commandments

A 40% shiny [writing] book is leaning back. A shiny rock is behind the book. It is -2 inch above the ground. A large dark cave is behind the rock. It is -1 foot above the ground. The ground is sand. A very tiny shiny " Thou shalt not..." is in front of and -6 inch above the book. Camera light is black. A dim lemon light is left of the book. A 2 inch high man is 3 inch in front of the book. He is facing the book. A scarlet light is behind and 1 foot right of the book

hedgehog1... 7/3/2018
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The Bird That Couldn't Stop Wandering

A pink light is 4 feet above a marble flamingo. The ground is clear. Camera light is black. A huge matte black plant is 5 feet behind the flamingo. A tiny city is in the background. The background is dark. A dim cyan light is in front of the flamingo. 2 navy lights are behind and above the flamingo. A very tiny black plane is 20 feet above and 20 feet left of and 22 feet behind the flamingo. The sun is grey. A red light is behind and -25 feet left of the plant.

Human Beans

A tiny orange egg is 1 inch right of and -1 inch above a dark can. The ground is 1 feet wide image-11947. Camera light is black. A navy light is in front of the can. A dim green light is right of the can. The sun is silver. A shiny grey buffet is left of the can. It is facing east. It is -4 inch above e ground. A [kitchen] wall is 2 feet right of the can. It is facing east. A tiny orange egg is left of and -3 inch above the egg. It is leaning 70 degrees to the left. A cream light is right of the egg. A tiny orange egg is 1 inch right of and -1 inch in front of the can. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A 7 inch high hand is -4.4 inch above and -6 inch in front of and -4 inch right of the can. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. It is facing east. A tiny orange egg is on the hand. It is leaning right. A tiny orange egg is -3 inch above and -2 inch left of the egg. A tiny orange egg is -2 inch left of and -2.7 inch above the egg. The azimuth of the sun is 10 degrees.

A Quiet Night In With Sigourney

A tiny whale is -2.1 feet above a dark shiny chair. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. The ground is 20 feet wide water. A television is 3 feet in front of the whale. It is facing the whale. It is on a large dark table. The screen of the television is 2.4 feet wide [sigourney weaver]. A large maroon octopus is on the television. Camera light is black. The sun is black. A pale cyan light is behind the television. A dim cream light is behind the light. A shiny bridge is 30 feet in front of and 10 feet right of the chair. The background is city. The background is dark. A dim light is above and behind the octopus.

hedgehog1... 6/27/2018
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All Sewn Up?

A flashlight is -9 inch above a shiny fax machine. It is leaning 130 degrees to the front. The ground is black. The sky is 600 feet wide [water]. It is leaning left. The sun is navy. 10 huge shiny black buttons are right of the fax machine. A cream light is behind and above the flashlight. A 10 inch long needle is -4 inch right of the buttons. It is leaning 50 degrees to the right.

Zen Penthouse

A small white sofa is -8.2 feet above a 50% shiny grey room. A silver door is 8.5 feet behind the sofa. The room is 50 feet above the ground.

hedgehog1... 6/24/2018
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Chickens Are Unpredictable

An [ancient] chicken is behind a large [spring] chicken.

Mancini Strikes Again

A pink panther is right of and in front of a shiny pink saxophone. It is leaning back. It is 8 inch above the ground. The ground is 20 feet wide [pink]. It is 50% shiny. The saxophone is facing southwest. It is 1 foot above the ground. A shiny pink saxophone is right of and behind the panther. It is facing northeast. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. A dim pink light is left of and above the pink panther. The background is city. It is dark.

Zebra Zone

A silver caliper is in front of a silver sphere. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. A silver caliper is in front of the caliper. The ground is clear. The sky is 1000 feet wide [spiral]. The sphere is -2 inch above the ground. The sky is leaning left. An extremely tiny zebra is in front of the sphere. It is on the ground.

"Going my way?"

A [battery] car is leaning front. Camera light is black. A yellow light is right of the car. The sun is pink. A bird is above and 6 feet left of the car. It is facing the car. The azimuth of the sun is 310 degrees. A cream light is in front of and above and left of the car.

hedgehog1... 6/19/2018
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In the Land of the Brave

The ground is 100 feet wide image-11944. It is 250 feet tall. A humongous frog is -1 foot above a 25 feet high boulder. It is facing east. The boulder is upside down. A cream light is in front of and above the boulder. Camera light is black. A humongous 20% shiny black fire hydrant is 20 feet behind and 4 feet right of the boulder. An enormous man is right of and -20 feet in front of the boulder. The sky is image-11783. It is 3250 feet tall and 3800 feet wide. A 25 feet high shiny sword is -4 feet in front of and -6 feet left of the man. It is leaning 30 degrees to the left. It is 3 foot above the ground. A cyan light is left of the fire hydrant. The man is -2 foot above the ground. The sun is pink.

Life's a Beach... Then You Fly

A large fly is on and -1.8 inch right of and -5 inch in front of a beach cube. The cube is -0.8 feet above the ground. The ground is 7 feet wide image-10348. It is 80% dark and shiny. A fish is right of the cube. It is facing west. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. It is -1.5 foot above the ground. The sun is grey. The fly is facing the fish. Camera light is black. A dim yellow light is 5 feet above and 40 feet behind the fly. A crimson light is 2 feet above and 60 feet behind and right of the fly. A shiny building is 50 feet behind and 50 feet left of the fly.

Happy Fathers' Day!

A silver spaceship is on an enormous first hedgehog. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left. The ground is 50 feet wide [dad]. An enormous hedgehog is behind and 1 foot left of the hedgehog. It is facing southeast. An enormous hedgehog is behind and right of the hedgehog. An enormous hedgehog is -2 foot left of the hedgehog. It is facing the first hedgehog. Camera light is black. A cyan light is left of the hedgehog. A dim red light is in front of the spaceship. The sun is pink.

No Really, Don't Open the Door!

A dark gold doorknob is behind and -0.2 inch left of a flat wall. The wall is 7 inch wide [wood]. Camera light is grey. A flat wall is -3.5 inch left of and -2 feet above and behind the doorknob. It is 4 inch wide [wood]. A tall [indoor] wall is 6 feet in front of and above and -10.5 feet left of the doorknob. A man is behind and -5.2 feet above the doorknob

Don't Open the Door!

A dark gold doorknob is in front of and -0.2 inch left of a flat wall. Camera light is grey. A flat wall is -3.5 inch left of and behind the doorknob. It is 4 inch wide [wood]. A tall [indoor] wall is 6 feet in front of and above and -10.5 feet left of the doorknob. A man is behind and -5.2 feet above the doorknob.

Now is the Summer of Our Discontent

A silver umbrella is in a clear ladder. A silver umbrella is 2 inch above and 2 feet behind the ladder. It is leaning right. A silver umbrella is -6 inch above and -2 inch right of the umbrella. It is leaning 25 degrees to the left. It is facing west. A long 40% shiny sea blue [wet] wall is 4 feet behind the ladder. Camera light is cream. A small silver umbrella is 5 feet above and 3 feet behind the umbrella. It is upside down. It is leaning left. It is facing north. A small black leaf is 6 inch left of and -3 foot above and in front of the ladder. It is leaning front. It is upside down. A small leaf is 6 inch above and 5 inch left of the leaf. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. A small black leaf is 2 inch right of and 6 inch in front of the leaf. It is leaning front. A small black leaf is behind and left of and above the leaf. It is facing southwest. It is leaning back. Ambient light is black.

Objects in the Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear

A [mirror] wall is in front of a shiny black car. The car is 4.4 feet high. The ground is 20 feet wide [road]. It is 30% dark. A 4.5 feet high 20% shiny grey horse is -6 feet left of the car. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A light is above and behind the wall. A light is below and left of the light. A light is below and left of the light. A cream light is 4 feet right of and 8 feet above the light. The interior of the car is grey.

She Sells Sea Shells

A small pale starfish is -1.5 inch above a huge 10% shiny [seashore] shell. It is leaning 40 degrees to the left. It is 2 foot above the ground. The ground is 30 feet wide [river]. It is 90% dark. Camera light is black. 3 dim lights are left of and above the starfish. A sea green light is behind the shell. An enormous shell is 10 feet left of and 6 feet behind the shell. It is on the ground. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A small 80% dark woman is -4 inch in front of and -1 foot above the shell. A small shiny cash register is -1 inch above the shell. It is facing south. It is -1.5 foot in front of the shell. An enormous shell is -4 inch behind and above the shell. It is upside down. A tiny black bird is 2 feet above the woman. A tiny black bird is left of and 4 inch above the bird.

What Does It All Mean?

A shiny black level is -1.4 foot above a 60% dark brick wall. It is leaning left. The wall is leaning left. A long glass building is 15 feet left of the wall. A huge 70% dark brick wall is 2 feet in front of the wall. A huge 90% dark brick wall is -20 feet left of the building. A navy light is on the level. A malachite green light is right of the level. A 15 feet high black building is right of the wall. It is facing southeast. A faucet is 2 inch above and 1.2 foot in front of and -2 feet right of the level. It is facing east. A dim cyan light is above and right of the faucet. A 70% dark [metal] circle is in front of the faucet. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A small 50% dark sign is 2 feet left of and 5 inch above and 4.5 inch in front of the faucet. It is facing north. A dark plant is 4 feet left of and above the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing east. A black plant is 3 feet left of and above and 2 feet in front of the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing west. A black plant is 2 feet left of the sign. It is leaning back. It is facing east. A dim cyan light is behind and 2 feet above the plant. A large butterfly is 2.5 feet behind and -3.3 feet above and 4 inch right of the sign. It is facing east. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back.

Made in Scotland From Girders

A huge glass is next to a cobra. A [girder] wall is behind the cobra. The liquid of the glass is orange. The ground is 2 feet wide [thistle]. An orange light is behind the glass. The cobra is facing southwest. A dumbbell is -9 inch above and -2.7 feet left of and -4 feet in front of the cobra. It is facing southwest. Camera light is black. The sun is silver.

Interrogating the Saboteur

A small man is -2.5 feet above a large chair. A 1.2 foot high shiny head is -9 inch above and 1 inch in front of the man. It is leaning right. The sun is black. Camera light is brown. A large tube is 6 feet above the man. A light is -1.4 feet above the tube. A dim red light is right of and above the chair. A navy light is behind and above the man. The ground is black. A light is above and 3 feet in front of the tube. A [north korea] flag is 2 feet left of the chair. A [russia] flag is 2 feet right of the chair. It is facing north. A [state] flag is 2 feet behind the chair. A [state] flag is 2.2 feet behind the chair. It is facing north. A shiny devil is behind and left of the flag. He is facing the man. A shiny devil is behind and right of the flag. He is facing the man.