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##getty

There Once Was A Woman...

a 30 feet tall [house] shoe.the shoe is facing right. a large woman is in front of the shoe.the ground is field.it is noon.the shoe is 12 inches in the ground..a 1st tree is left of the shoe.a 2nd tree is right of the shoe.the 2nd tree is behind the shoe.

lespaulguy 1/1/2018
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#happynewyear

Thar'art She Blows!

The ground is water. The huge Matisse "2018" is in the ground. It is leaning 35 degrees to the right. The small red boat is -10 inches above and -6 foot to the right of the "2018". It is facing left. The tiny man is in the boat. He is facing front. He is leaning 10 degrees to the right. The small sword is -2 inches above and -2 feet to the right of the man. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The mauve light is 5 foot above and 4 feet in front of the "2018". The camera light is black. The orange light is 4 feet in front of the "2018". It is on the ground.

lespaulguy 12/24/2017
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Eagle In The Sky

The [image-11671] wall is 10 feet wide. The 5 foot tall chicken is -4 feet in front of the wall.

lespaulguy 12/21/2017
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##HD

A guy named Al

a 1000 inch wide and 1400 inch tall black flat wall.
a 450 inch tall tan man is in front of the wall.
the man is -520 inch above the wall.
a 100 inch tall crocodile is -165 inch above and -24 feet behind the man.
crocodile leans 22 degrees to the front.
the dress suit of the man is chili red.
the necktie of the man is chili red.
the shirt of the man is chili red.

How many Elves?

A reindeer is -1 foot left of Santa. It is 7.4 feet above the ground. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. The ground is [snow]. A 6 inch wide shiny red sphere is 7 inches above the Santa. It is 3.9 feet behind the Santa. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is in front of the sphere. The sun is black. Santa is facing the reindeer. The elf is 3 feet behind the Santa. He is facing back. Another elf is -3 inches above the elf.

Would I! Would I! Hairlip.

the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide. a second eye is 1 inches to the right of the eye. the [wood] texture is on the eye. the texture is 3 inches wide.
the mouth is 2 inches to the right of the second eye. the very tiny yellow head of hair is 1.4 inches in the mouth.

lespaulguy 12/9/2017
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The pair of eyeglasses is -4.6 foot to the left and -1.5 foot above the "iconoclasts". It is 1.1 foot tall.

lespaulguy 11/23/2017
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##getty

The Turkey Bowl

The large [fall] bowl is on the table. The turkey is in the bowl. It is 5 inches tall. The football is 300 feet behind and 35 feet to the left of the table. It is 30 feet tall. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

lespaulguy 11/23/2017
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##HD

The Sublime

The very huge knife is 6 feet in front of the [image-11609] wall. It is facing right. The wall is 7 feet wide. Another [brick] wall is 4 feet behind the wall. The ground is marble. The tiny man is behind the knife. He is facing back. He is leaning 30 degrees to the back.

lespaulguy 11/22/2017
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Happy birthday Jeff!

The huge "BIG" is -2 feet above and -24 feet in front of the building. It is facing left. The donut of the building is rainbow. The extremely enormous red hot dog is -20 feet above the building. It is facing left. The rainbow car is to the left of the building. It is facing back. The man is -1 foot behind the car. He is facing right.

lespaulguy 11/22/2017
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#totwnumbers

Black Friday

The turkey is on the [wood] table. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. The large shiny knife is -2 feet above and -6 inches in front of the turkey. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. The hand is -9 inches above and -7 inches to the right of the knife. It is facing left. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. The tiny "10...9...8..." is 3 inches in front of the knife. It is facing left.

lespaulguy 11/18/2017
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Happy birthday MG!

The table is in front of Elizabeth Taylor. The rocket is -1.5 foot to the left and 1 foot in front of her. It is 6 feet tall. It is leaning 20 degrees to the left. The first small plate is 3 inches in front of Elizabeth Taylor. It is above the table. A second small plate is -1.3 foot to the right of the rocket. It is above the table. The third small plate is 9 inches to the right of the second plate. The cake is 1 inch in front of the first plate. The bottle is behind and -2 inches to the right of the cake. The first glass is to the left of the cake. The second glass is 3 inches to the right of the cake. The three very small palm trees are 10 feet behind the Elizabeth Taylor. The ground is grass.

lespaulguy 11/14/2017
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##HD

I've had tooo much..bluuuuch!!!

The [image-11602] wall is 8 feet wide. The first large pizza is in front of the wall. It is 1.5 feet above the ground. A second pizza is 6 inches above and -20 inches to the left of the first pizza. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A third pizza is 4 inches above and -10 inches to the left of the second pizza. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. The first man is 4 inches to the right of the first pizza. He is facing left. He is 9 inches in the ground. he is leaning 10 degrees to the back.
A tiny second man is 3.5 inches above and -3 inches to the left of the third pizza. The fourth pizza is -4 inches above the second man. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. the polka dot ball is -5.5 feet above and -2.5 feet to the left of the first man. it is leaning 75 degrees to the right.
the chartreuse head of hair is -2 foot above and -2.5 feet to the left of the man. it is leaning 100 degrees to the left. it is 5 feet tall and 2.5 inches wide. the sun is chartreuse. it is dusk.

Spelunking

the three very tiny caves are 4 feet above the shiny ground. they are upside down. they are facing left. the ground is 150 feet wide. the sky is black. the sun is black. the green light is 2 feet in front of the caves. the first huge bat is in front of the caves. it is facing back. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. another very huge bat is -1.5 foot to the left of the first bat. it is facing back. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. a third very huge bat is -2 feet to the right and 3 feet in front of the first bat. it is facing back. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front.
the huge man is 3 feet in front of the first bat. he is on the ground.

lespaulguy 11/14/2017
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#totwupsidedown

Over Easy

The small White House is 20 feet above the ground. It is upside down. The man is in front of the White House. He is upside down. He is 10 feet above the ground. The large head is in front of and -5.7 feet above the man.

lespaulguy 11/13/2017
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#timothygetsajob

Keep 'em Coming!

The [image-11602] wall is 8 feet wide. The first large pizza is in front of the wall. It is 1.5 feet above the ground. A second pizza is 6 inches above and -20 inches to the left of the first pizza. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A third pizza is 4 inches above and -10 inches to the left of the second pizza. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. The man is 4 inches to the right of the first pizza. He is facing left. He is 9 inches in the ground.
A tiny second man is 3.5 inches above and -3 inches to the left of the third pizza. The fourth pizza is -4 inches above the second man. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front.

The Upside Down

the [stranger] wall is 4 feet above the ground. the wall is 14 feet wide. it is 1 inch deep. the ground is 130 feet wide. the sky is black. the ink blue light is behind the wall. the chartreuse light is 1 foot to the right of the red light. the sun is black. the enormous octopus is behind the wall. it is upside down. the huge salamander is 1.5 foot in front of the octopus. it is 1 foot above the ground. the man is 30 feet behind the salamander. he is on the ground.

lespaulguy 11/11/2017
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The First Casualty

The foam "Truth" is on the cot. It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The sun is red. It is dusk. The large flat red head of hair is -7 inches to the right of the cot. It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is 6 feet tall and 1 foot wide. Another flat red head of hair is -4 inches to the right of the "Truth". It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The ground is shiny.

lespaulguy 11/10/2017
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Quirk Of Language

3 feet to the left of the alien. The five tiny trees are 20 feet behind the alien. The ground is shiny. The dog is 2 feet in front of the alien. The dog is facing the feet.

Venus Fly Trap

the extremely tiny venus is -1 inches above the trap. the [fly] image is on the venus. the image is 1.5 inches wide.

lespaulguy 11/7/2017
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This is an apple

the tiny light grey circle is 6 feet above the ground. the apple is -7 inches to the right of the circle. the ground is silver. the sky is white. the white light is 3 inches to the right and 5 inches above the apple. The black "Banana Banana Banana!" is 16 inches in front of the apple. the "Banana Banana Banana!" is 9 inches wide.

lespaulguy 11/3/2017
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#totwlandscape

All I've Ever Wanted...

The huge hand is 4 feet above the ground. The [dirt] cube is 9 inches in the hand. The hand is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

lespaulguy 11/2/2017
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##HD

Stranger Things

The very huge foam salamander is in the fish tank. The first large black monster is to the right and behind the salamander. It is leaning 45 feet to the front. A second large black monster is -3 feet in front of the first monster. It is facing back. It is leaning 45 feet to the front. The foam tornado is 20 feet to the right of the fish tank. The small house is -6 feet behind the tornado. It is 12 feet above the ground. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. The 6 small trees are -5 feet behind the tornado. They are facing left. The ground is shiny.

lespaulguy 10/29/2017
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ick or eat

The man is 3 foot in front and -2 feet to the right of the [Brick] wall. The wall is 10 feet wide. The man is facing back. The man is leaning 40 degrees to the front. The head of hair is -8 inches behind and -4.6 foot above the man. It is 4 feet tall and 3 inches wide. It is 6 inches deep.It is leaning 45 degrees to the front. The small boy is 2 feet to the left of the man. He is facing right. The head is to the right and -1 foot above the boy.it is facing right. The small bag is behind the boy.

lespaulguy 10/27/2017
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##HD

Fashion Statement

The small giraffe is -5 feet above and -4.1 feet in front of the tan head. The head is leaning 10 degrees to the front. The woman is -1.5 feet in front of the giraffe. She is facing back.

lespaulguy 10/13/2017
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What Does It Take To Get More Cream Here?!?

The [image-11509] wall is 8 feet wide. The light grey circle is in front of the wall. It is 14 inches wide and .02 inches tall. It is 3 feet above the ground. It is 6 inches deep. It is -3.2 feet to the left of the wall. The man is on the circle. He is facing back. He is -4.6 inches to the left of the circle. He is 9 inches tall.

Taxi Diver

the man is -1 feet in front of the mirror. he is facing the mirror. The [checkerboard] texture is on the man. The texture is 4 inches wide. the ground is water. the shark is 3 feet to the right of the man. it is facing the man. the [checkerboard] texture is on the shark. the city is in the background.

lespaulguy 9/20/2017
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Calling For...

The professor is to the right of the [image-11425] wall. The extremely tiny tornado is -2.2 feet above and in front of the professor. It is -3 feet to the right of the professor. The ground is water. The enormous bird is 2 feet above the wall. It is upside down. The small cow is 7 feet in front and -1 feet to the right of the wall. It is facing left. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

Gone with the Wind

the small house is 8 feet above the ground. it is leaning 60 degrees to the left. it is white. the glass tornado is 18 feet in the house. it is 6 feet tall and 90 feet wide. a cow is to the left and -4 feet above the house. it is facing right. it is leaning 30 degrees to the back. a large umbrella is 4 feet to the right and above the cow. it is leaning 75 degrees to the left. a small car is 8 feet to the left and -3 feet above the umbrella. it is facing northeast. it is leaning 30 degrees to the back. the large man is 9 feet to the left and 3 feet behind the house. he is leaning 30 degrees to the right. the very large woman is 24 feet in front and 3 feet to the left of the man. she is facing back. she is leaning 30 degrees to the left. the huge horse is 7 feet above and to the left of the man. it is upside down.

lespaulguy 9/12/2017
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Do You Concur?

The small woman is 3 feet in front and -3 feet to the left of the [image-11405] wall. She is facing right. She is 3 feet above the ground.The wall is 8 feet wide. The man is 9 inches behind the woman. He is facing right. He is 4 feet above the ground. He is leaning 30 degrees to the front. He is 2 feet tall.

lespaulguy 9/12/2017
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#totwweather

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head

The head is on the table. A first huge drop is 3 inches above the head. A second huge drop is 2 inches to the left and above the first drop. A third huge drop is 2 inches to the left and above the second drop. A fourth huge drop is 5 inches to the left of the second drop. A fifth huge drop is 2 inches to the left of the fourth drop. A sixth huge drop is 2 inches to the left of the fifth drop. A seventh huge drop is above the head. It is 2 inches to the right of the first drop. The eighth huge drop is 9 inches to the right of the second drop.

lespaulguy 9/12/2017
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Compliance

The [image-11402] wall is 10 feet wide. The man is in front of the wall. He is 3 feet above the ground. He is facing right.

This Must Stop

the [park] wall is 10 feet tall and 10 feet wide.
the huge mole is one foot in front of the wall.
mole is facing southwest. it is face up.
mole is three feet above the ground.
the 5 foot tall hammer is -1 feet to the left of the mole.
it is leaning 50 degrees to the left.
it is 4.5 feet above the ground.
a second huge mole is 4 inches to the right of the mole. it is face up. a third huge mole is 3 inches to the right of the second mole. it is facing right. it is face up.

lespaulguy 9/10/2017
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Irma

The enormous [map] pool is above the water ground. The sky tornado is on the pool. The tornado is 2 inches tall and 80 feet wide. The very humongous sky woman is 30 feet above the tornado.

lespaulguy 8/31/2017
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*modified kookaburra call*

a white airplane is on the clear cyan lake. the stripe of the airplane is red. 1st 4 feet long white blimp is -7.3 feet right of and -8 feet in front of and -6 feet above the airplane. 2nd 4 feet long white blimp is 6.3 feet left of the 1st blimp. 1st 2 feet tall man is -5 feet right of and -6 feet in front of and -4 feet above the airplane. the shirt of the man is tan. 2nd 1.5 feet tall man is 1 feet right of and -1.85 feet above the 1st man. he faces southwest. a tiny lead gray dolphin is 10 feet in front of and -2 feet above and -.4 feet right of the 1st man. it faces the 2nd man. it leans 30 degrees to the back. 1 dim orange light is 1 inch above and -3 inches left of the dolphin. 3 upside down wood crates are -4 feet right of and -8 feet in front of and -8 feet above the airplane. they face right. a 4 feet long and 5 feet deep wood plank is .1 feet above the crates. 3 palm trees are behind the lake. 2 date palms are left of the 3 palm trees. a .8 feet tall black nu is -.7 feet above and -2 feet in front of the 1st blimp. the ground is field. a .17 feet tall badge is -.51 feet above and -.53 feet right of and -.55 feet in front of the 1st man.the laurel wreath of the badge is green. the banner of the badge is white. the image of the badge is white. the wing of the badge is brown. the seal of the badge is tan. a 2 inch tall black "N4572F" is -3.4 feet above and -5.2 feet right of and -5.1 feet in front of the airplane. it faces right. the azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. the altitude of the sun is 82 degrees. the sun is 20% coral.

lespaulguy 8/24/2017
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The very huge trumpet is -9 inches to the right of the trump. The trumpet is leaning 20 degrees to the back.it is 1 inches above the ground.it is facing right. The trump is 4 feet tall. The head of trump is 2 feet tall. The "B is for Blowhard" is -2 feet above the trumpet.

lespaulguy 8/21/2017
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Collision of the...

The extremely tiny rocket is on the first car. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front. A second car is in front of the first car. It is facing back. A large missile is on the second car. It is facing back. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. The first man is 3 feet in front of and 3 feet to the left of the first car. He is facing the second car. Another man is 1 feet in front of the second car. He is facing the first man.

lespaulguy 7/22/2017
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Impossible Love

The silver alien is 2 feet to the left of the Klee cow. He is facing the cow. The cow is facing the alien. The large baobab tree is behind and to the right of the alien.
The wood heart is 4 feet behind and 6 feet to the right of the alien. It is facing left. It is 3 feet above the ground.
The wood arrow is -2 feet above the heart. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front.
The small sun symbol is -3 inches to the left of the heart. It is facing left. It is 5 inches above the bottom of the heart. The red light is 2 feet above the alien. The blue light is 3 feet above the cow. The sun is black.