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lespaulguy  6/16/2019  1  3     
Nanook’s Store Mascot
The humongous stork is on the store.
The humongous stork is on the store.
lespaulguy  5/22/2019  1  3      ##HD
Making my Exit
the tiny groucho is -5 inches in front of the dog. the groucho is 7 inches above the bottom of the dog.
the tiny groucho is -5 inches in front of the dog. the groucho is 7 inches above the bottom of the dog.
lespaulguy  5/6/2019  3  3      ##HD
Common Ground
The fantasy backdrop. the log is facing left. The frog is 5 feet to the left of the log. It is facing the log. A second frog is two feet to the right of the frog. It is facing right. A third frog is 1 foot to the right of the second frog. It is facing right. A 4th frog is 3 inches to the right of the third frog. It is 4 inches above the ground. It is facing right. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. The [flag] car is 20 feet behind the frog.
The fantasy backdrop. the log is facing left. The frog is 5 feet to the left of the log. It is facing the log. A second frog is two feet to the right of the frog. It is facing right. A third frog is 1 foot to the right of the second frog. It is facing right. A 4th frog is 3 inches to the right of the third frog. It is 4 inches above the ground. It is facing right. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. The [flag] car is 20 feet behind the frog.
lespaulguy  4/6/2019  2  1   5      ##HD
Hamlet's refrain
a bee is 1.5 inch to the right of the two bees. the fantasy backdrop. a bee is next to the bee. the not sign is in front and -.5 inches to the right of the bee. it is 1 inch tall.
a bee is 1.5 inch to the right of the two bees. the fantasy backdrop. a bee is next to the bee. the not sign is in front and -.5 inches to the right of the bee. it is 1 inch tall.
lespaulguy  4/6/2019  3  1   4     
The fantasy backdrop. "No one’s home man"
The fantasy backdrop. "No one’s home man"
lespaulguy  3/18/2019  1  4      ##HD
Unhinged
The image backdrop. The aquamarine door is two feet above the ground. The man is in front of the door. The head is -1.4 feet above and in front of the man. The shadow plane. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees..
The image backdrop. The aquamarine door is two feet above the ground. The man is in front of the door. The head is -1.4 feet above and in front of the man. The shadow plane. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees..
lespaulguy  3/14/2019  4  1   4      ##HD
Bad Kern
The image backdrop. The man.
The image backdrop. The man.
lespaulguy  3/13/2019  1  3      #bipolar #pun ##HD ##getty
Psychologically compromised :-(
The image backdrop. The two tiny polar bears are 3 inches in the man.
The image backdrop. The two tiny polar bears are 3 inches in the man.
lespaulguy  3/12/2019    3      ##HD ##getty
Ivy Candidate
The image backdrop. Trump.
The image backdrop. Trump.
lespaulguy  3/12/2019  3  4      ##HD
The Wrong Tree
The second small tree is in front and to the left of the first tree. The large dog is -8.5 feet to the left of the second tree. It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is 2 feet above the ground.
The second small tree is in front and to the left of the first tree. The large dog is -8.5 feet to the left of the second tree. It is facing right. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is 2 feet above the ground.
lespaulguy  3/12/2019  1  4      #totwoffthegrid ##HD
Free at last
The moon. The sky backdrop. The tan light is 4 feet in front of the moon. The dark purple light is 4 feet behind the moon. The camera light is black. The ambient light is black. The extremely tiny man is behind the moon. He is facing left. He is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
The moon. The sky backdrop. The tan light is 4 feet in front of the moon. The dark purple light is 4 feet behind the moon. The camera light is black. The ambient light is black. The extremely tiny man is behind the moon. He is facing left. He is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
lespaulguy  3/11/2019  3  5      ##HD
People Kabob
The image backdrop. The sheep is 13 foot behind the very large chicken. The chicken is facing the sheep. The shadow plane. The huge plate is in front of the sheep. The tiny man is on the plate. He is facing back. A second tiny man is on the man. A third tiny man is on the second man.
The image backdrop. The sheep is 13 foot behind the very large chicken. The chicken is facing the sheep. The shadow plane. The huge plate is in front of the sheep. The tiny man is on the plate. He is facing back. A second tiny man is on the man. A third tiny man is on the second man.
lespaulguy  3/10/2019    2      ##HD
Men Make For Good Foodstuffs
the very huge chameleon is facing right. 10 tiny men are -1 feet to the right of the chameleon. They are facing right.
the very huge chameleon is facing right. 10 tiny men are -1 feet to the right of the chameleon. They are facing right.
lespaulguy  3/10/2019  5  1   3      ##HD
Our Wine Last Night
The image backdrop. The man. The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. The man. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  3/8/2019  2  1   3      ##HD
Who Shrank Switzerland?
The image backdrop. The small dog is 1 foot in front of the cartoon character. It is facing the cartoon character.The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. The small dog is 1 foot in front of the cartoon character. It is facing the cartoon character.The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  3/7/2019    3      #totwflowerpower ##HD ##getty
The Rush Hour Crowd
the image backdrop. the small ball. the shadow plane. the horse is 1 inch to the right of the ball. it is facing the ball. The rainbow donkey is 2.5 foot in front of the ball. It is facing right. The small giraffe is to the right of the donkey. It is facing right. The large dodo is 2 feet to the left of the ball. It is facing left. The [flower] cow is .5 foot behind the dodo. It is facing right.
the image backdrop. the small ball. the shadow plane. the horse is 1 inch to the right of the ball. it is facing the ball. The rainbow donkey is 2.5 foot in front of the ball. It is facing right. The small giraffe is to the right of the donkey. It is facing right. The large dodo is 2 feet to the left of the ball. It is facing left. The [flower] cow is .5 foot behind the dodo. It is facing right.
lespaulguy  3/5/2019  1  4      ##HD
The Intimate CPAC Moment
the sky backdrop. the man is behind the [flag] rocket. he is leaning 10 degrees to the left. the head is -1.4 foot above and in front of the man. it is -4 feet to the left of the man. the rocket is 9 feet tall.
the sky backdrop. the man is behind the [flag] rocket. he is leaning 10 degrees to the left. the head is -1.4 foot above and in front of the man. it is -4 feet to the left of the man. the rocket is 9 feet tall.
lespaulguy  3/4/2019  1  4      #deepfakenews ##HD
Dodo Doubles Down on Caffeine to Revive Species
The image backdrop. The dodo. The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. The dodo. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  3/3/2019  3  4      ##HD
Bathtime for Puppy
The image backdrop. The first bug. The shadow plane. A second large bug is 16 inches in front of the first bug. It is facing back. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A small kiwi bird is 14 inches to the left and in front of the first bug.
The image backdrop. The first bug. The shadow plane. A second large bug is 16 inches in front of the first bug. It is facing back. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A small kiwi bird is 14 inches to the left and in front of the first bug.
lespaulguy  3/2/2019  1  3      ##HD
Hoax?
The image backdrop. The professor. The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. The professor. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  3/2/2019  4  5      ##HD
Cosmetic Encounter Session
The image backdrop. The woman is leaning 20 degrees to the back.a second woman is 1 feet above and 4.5 feet in front of the woman. She is facing right.
The image backdrop. The woman is leaning 20 degrees to the back.a second woman is 1 feet above and 4.5 feet in front of the woman. She is facing right.
lespaulguy  3/1/2019  5  1   4      ##HD
Stuck on a bus
The image backdrop. A rhinoceros. The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. A rhinoceros. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  2/28/2019  4  4      #angelique ##HD
Macchiato with 3 shots
The image backdrop. The gold mosquito. The shadow plane.
The image backdrop. The gold mosquito. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  2/26/2019  2  3      ##HD
The Bad Place
The image backdrop. The emoji is 1 foot to the left of the pig.
The image backdrop. The emoji is 1 foot to the left of the pig.
lespaulguy  2/26/2019  4  3      ##HD
The Alien Ride-Hail platform
the fantasy backdrop. a large sun symbol is 3 feet above the shiny car. a shiny UFO is 1 feet to the right and 4 feet above the car. the tall alien is 2 feet in front and 2 feet to the left of the car. he is facing back. three red lights are 1 feet behind the UFO. a green light is 1 feet behind the car.
the fantasy backdrop. a large sun symbol is 3 feet above the shiny car. a shiny UFO is 1 feet to the right and 4 feet above the car. the tall alien is 2 feet in front and 2 feet to the left of the car. he is facing back. three red lights are 1 feet behind the UFO. a green light is 1 feet behind the car.
lespaulguy  2/26/2019  1  4      ##HD
The Methane Scare
a fantasy backdrop. a cow is 30 feet tall and 4 feet wide. cow is 20 feet deep. the poop is under the cow. it is 12 feet tall.
a fantasy backdrop. a cow is 30 feet tall and 4 feet wide. cow is 20 feet deep. the poop is under the cow. it is 12 feet tall.
lespaulguy  2/26/2019  2  3      #poetry ##HD
The Road Less Travelled
The image backdrop. A rhinoceros. The shadow plane. The small man is 4 feet in front of the rhinoceros.
The image backdrop. A rhinoceros. The shadow plane. The small man is 4 feet in front of the rhinoceros.
lespaulguy  2/25/2019  2  3      #badhairday ##HD
That Proscenium is YUGE
the [oscars] backdrop. trump is facing back.
the [oscars] backdrop. trump is facing back.
lespaulguy  2/22/2019  3  3      ##HD
Just want a place to hang my hat
[Storm] backdrop. A 20% shiny dark desk. Camera light is black. A large lamp is right of and behind the desk. A lemon light is behind and above the desk. A cabinet is 10 feet right of the desk. It is facing the desk. A small shiny black trash can is 6 inches in front of the cabinet. It is facing east. A plant is on the cabinet. The large dark grey hat is 6 feet to the right and 1 feet behind the desk. It is 8 feet above the ground. It is face up. the gold cat is on the cabinet. It is facing left.
[Storm] backdrop. A 20% shiny dark desk. Camera light is black. A large lamp is right of and behind the desk. A lemon light is behind and above the desk. A cabinet is 10 feet right of the desk. It is facing the desk. A small shiny black trash can is 6 inches in front of the cabinet. It is facing east. A plant is on the cabinet. The large dark grey hat is 6 feet to the right and 1 feet behind the desk. It is 8 feet above the ground. It is face up. the gold cat is on the cabinet. It is facing left.
lespaulguy  2/16/2019  2  2     
Our First Woofie With The Pack
the [wolf] backdrop. the big wolf. the shadow plane. a second wolf is 2 feet to the right and -4 feet behind the wolf. a third small wolf is -2.5 feet behind and 3 feet to the left of the big wolf.
the [wolf] backdrop. the big wolf. the shadow plane. a second wolf is 2 feet to the right and -4 feet behind the wolf. a third small wolf is -2.5 feet behind and 3 feet to the left of the big wolf.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  5  4      #giraffelove ##HD
The Pathetic Appeal
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is leaning 35 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is in front of the hedgehog. it is facing back. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is leaning 35 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is in front of the hedgehog. it is facing back. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Precipitous Fall
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 10 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. It is facing back. It is face down. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 10 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. It is facing back. It is face down. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Parting Glance
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 15 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. It is facing back. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -6 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 15 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. It is facing back. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  3  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Hasty Departure
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -11.5 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 13.5 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -11.5 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 13.5 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Discovery
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -11.5 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 3 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 140 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the giraffe is 3 feet above the ground. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -11.5 feet behind the hedgehog. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the hedgehog is 3 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 140 degrees to the back. The shadow plane. the giraffe is 3 feet above the ground. the second large pink hedgehog is 2 foot in front of the giraffe. it is facing back.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Rapture
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -12.3 feet behind the hedgehog. the hedgehog is 6.4 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 140 degrees to the back. The shadow plane.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -12.3 feet behind the hedgehog. the hedgehog is 6.4 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. it is leaning 140 degrees to the back. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Infatuation
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -7.5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing back.. It is face up. It is 7 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. The shadow plane.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -7.5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing back.. It is face up. It is 7 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  1      #giraffelove ##HD
The Unhealthy Fixation
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -7.5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing back.. It is face up. It is 5 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. The shadow plane.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -7.5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing back.. It is face up. It is 5 feet above the bottom of the giraffe. The shadow plane.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  2      #giraffelove ##HD
The Second Date
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing the giraffe.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing the giraffe.
lespaulguy  2/14/2019  1  3      #giraffelove ##HD
The Forbidden Rendezvous
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing the giraffe.
Fantasy backdrop. The giraffe is -5 feet behind the hedgehog. The hedgehog is facing the giraffe.
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