FALLING MAN SERIES

1st chrome man. 2nd chrome man is in front of the 1st man. he is leaning 10 degrees to the front. 3rd chrome man is in front of the 2nd man. he is leaning 20 degrees to the front. 4th chrome man is in front of the 3rd man. he is leaning 30 degrees to the front. 5th chrome man is in front of the 4th man. he is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the ground is shiny red. the sky is shiny red

Nanook 4/18/2016
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Psycho

1st 10 feet tall and 50 feet long [tile] wall is left of the bathtub. it faces right. a 7 feet wide clear white curtain is right of the bathtub. it faces right. the ground is [tile]. 2nd 10 feet tall and 15 feet long [tile] wall is 1 feet in front of the bathtub and -0.1 feet right of the 1st wall. a basin is 2 feet right of the bathtub and 0.1 feet behind the 2nd wall. it faces back. a white mirror is above and -1.5 feet right of the basin and -0.1 feet behind the 2nd wall. a woman is -1.9 feet right of and -1 feet to the front of the bathtub. she is 0.4 feet above the ground. a man is 7 feet behind the mirror and on the ground. he is 1.5 feet right of the 1st wall.

Space Needle

a extremely enormous needle leans 90 degrees to the right. a small gold rope is -0.35 feet left of and -0.06 feet above the needle. a miniature table is -1 feet left of and -0.025 feet above the needle. 1st miniature chair is left of the table. it faces the table. 2nd miniature chair is right of the table. it faces the table. a tiny bottle is -0.025 feet above the table. 1st tiny glass is in front of the bottle. the 2nd tiny glass is 0.015 feet right of the 1st glass . the sky is 1800 feet tall [nebula]. the ground is invisible. the very tiny astronaut is -0.2 feet above and -1.7 feet to the front of the table. he leans 30 degrees to the front. the camera light is black. the sun is invisible. the ambient light is teal. a blue light is on the needle. a violet light is in front of the needle. a red light is on the glass. a beige light is right of the red light. a dim tan light is on the 2nd chair.

Third Day

a cave. a huge tan clear cactus is -3.7 feet in front of the cave. it is leaning 30 degrees to the left. a yellow light is 1 feet behind the cactus. a white light is .03 feet right of the yellow light. a beige light is .03 feet behind and .03 feet above the yellow light. 1st white woman is 0.14 feet south of the cave. the woman is facing north. a huge rock is 0.8 feet northwest of the cave. a tan light is above the rock. the ground is shiny sand. the sky is van gogh. the ambient light is black. 1st dwarf palm is .16 feet left of the woman. 2nd dwarf palm is behind the cave and .3 feet to the right. a cyan light is above the 2nd dwarf palm. 2nd white woman is 5 feet right of the 1st white woman and 3 feet above the ground. a light is above the 2nd woman. 1st large white wing is -0.5 feet left of the 2nd woman and 7.5 feet above the ground. 2nd large white wing is -0.5 feet right of the 2nd woman and 7.5 feet above the ground. it is facing north. a green light is above the 1st dwarf palm. it is dawn

Dawn's early Light

a first giant drop is upside down and 0.19 feet above the ground. a tiny piranha is -0.08 foot right of the first drop and 0.15 feet above the ground. it is facing left. a tiny salmon is .3 feet behind the drop. it is facing right. it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. a second large drop is upside down and -0.04 foot right of and -0.08 feet above the salmon. a miniature electric ray is .2 feet right of and .12 feet below the drop. it is leaning 30 degrees to the front. a miniature turtle is .15 feet southwest of the first drop. it is leaning 20 degrees to the northeast. the ground is [texture]. the sky is invisible. a yellow light is on the salmon. a blue light is above the drop. Giant grass is .1 foot southeast of the first drop and .09 feet in the ground. a cucumber is .12 feet northwest of the first drop and .09 feet in the ground. a green light is in front of the turtle. A blue light is right of the salmon. a mauve light is above the electric ray. a tiny gold starfish is .12 feet southeast of the first drop. a miniature [texture] rock is 2.2 feet northeast of the first drop and 0.2 feet in the ground. a blue light is 0.1 foot in the invisible sky

I Went Sleep Walking

a 1st stucco wall is 21 feet long 2 feet tall and 1 foot deep. a window is above the wall. a 2nd stucco wall is right of the window. it is 6 feet tall 9 feet long and 1 feet deep. a 3rd stucco wall is left of the window . it is 6 feet tall 9 feet long and 1 feet deep. a 4th stucco wall is above the window. it is 21 feet long 2 feet tall and 1 feet deep.a floor in front of the 1st wall is marble. the ground is grass. it is dusk. a light is 1 feet behind the window and 5 feet above the ground. it is facing the window. a bed is 0.3 feet right of the window and on the ground.the ambient light is black. the camera light is black. a wall lamp is on the 3rd wall and 3 feet above the bed. a pink light is .2 feet in the wall lamp. a trellis is 3 feet northwest of the bed. it is facing southeast. a humongous wine glass is 1.5 feet left of the bed. a translucent cactus is 0.8 feet inside the wine glass. a green light is above the wine glass

Reflecting On The Night To Come

a jade green ray is -0.4 feet above the silver lake. it is upside down. 1st white blossom is -1.6 feet to the back of and -0.7 feet above the ray. 2nd large pink blossom is -3 feet to the back of and -1.3 feet to the left of and -1.6 feet above the ray. a large sea green pancake is -0.3 feet to the right of and -0.7 feet to the back of the ray. it is -0.26 feet above the lake. 3rd white blossom is -0.6 feet to the left of and -1.3 feet to the back of and -0.7 feet above the pancake. 1st frog is -3.8 feet to the back of and -1.7 feet to the right of the ray. it is -0.07 feet above the ray. it faces northeast. a 2nd frog is -0.7 feet to the back of and 0.18 feet to the right of the ray. it is -0.2 feet above the lake. it faces the 1st frog. the sun's altitude is 60 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 160 degrees. the sun is green yellow-green. a flamingo pink light is above the 2nd blossom. a aquamarine light is above and 4 inches behind the 3rd blossom. the camera light is dim cyan. a dim olive light is above and 2 inches to the right of the 2nd frog

Midnight Sonata On Swan Lake

a [moon] wall. a 10 feet wide and 30 feet long [wood] floor is -0.1 feet in front of the wall and on the ground. it faces the right. a park bench is 3 feet in front of the wall. it faces back. 1st white swan is -1.2 feet above and -1.8 feet left of and -2.9 feet in front of the bench. it faces northeast. 2nd white swan is -2.2 feet in front of and -1 feet above the bench. it is right of the 1st swan. it faces left. the sun's altitude is 85 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 222 degrees. the sun is sky blue. the camera light is gray. the ambient light is dim blue. a green light is on the wall. a dim cyan light is above the 2nd swan. a aqua light is above and 0.2 feet to the right of the 2nd swan. a dim mauve light is in front of the bench. a dim orange light is right of the mauve light.

I Dreamed I Could Fly

1st man is -3.7 feet above and -3.5 feet left of a [pattern] couch. he faces right. he leans 160 degrees to the back. the couch is on the ground . 1st 100 feet long [tile] wall is 1 feet behind the couch. 2nd 50 feet long powder blue wall is -0.1 feet in front of and -40 feet to the right of the 1st wall. it faces left. the ground is tile. 1st 2 feet tall table is 0.2 feet right of the couch. a lamp is on the table. 2nd wood coffee table is 2 feet in front of the couch. it faces back. a [pattern] rug is -0.025 feet below the coffee table. the camera light is rust. a orange light is -7 inches above the lamp. the sun is sky blue. a large bubble is -2 feet above the 1st man. it faces back. a 1.5 feet tall 2nd man is -2 feet above the bubble. he faces southeast. the ambient light is old gold. a [pattern] chair is -1.7 feet left of and -5 feet to the front of the rug. it faces southeast. a pale blue light is -2 inches above the 2nd man. a potted plant is -0.1 feet above and -1.6 feet to the right of the 2nd table. a large shiny seagull is -2.5 feet above and -2.6 feet to the right of the bubble. it faces southeast. a cyan light is 1 inch above the seagull. a dim aqua light is 1 inch above the potted plant

Pushing the Envelope

a tan shiny envelope is leaning 35 degrees to the northeast. a red shiny ant is -0.13 feet left of and -0.02 feet in front of the envelope. it is facing right. A small gold [texture] anteater is 0.4 feet behind and 0.08 feet to the left of the ant. it is facing southeast. the ground is texture. the ambient light is black. a orange light is .2 feet east of and above the anteater.

Magic of Geometry

1st clear 4 feet wide pyramid. 2nd 2 feet wide clear pyramid is -0.9 feet right of the 1st pyramid. it leans 75 degrees to the left. 3rd 2 feet wide clear pyramid is -0.9 feet in front of the 1st pyramid. it leans 75 degrees to the front. 4th 2 feet wide clear pyramid is -0.9 feet left of the 1st pyramid. it leans 75 degrees to the right. 5th 2 feet wide clear pyramid is -0.9 feet behind the 1st pyramid. it leans 75 degrees to the back. the sky is [rock]. the ground is silver. 1st 7 feet wide silver sphere is -0.2 feet behind the pyramid and -2 feet above the ground. a 4 feet wide and 6 feet tall silver cone is -0.3 feet right of the sphere

Come Hell Or High Water

the ground is [fire]. the [fire] is 300 feet tall. 1st clear white wave is -0.2 feet above the ground. 2nd huge clear white wave is right of the 1st wave. it faces left. 3rd huge clear sky blue wave is right of the 2nd wave. it faces right. 4th huge clear cyan wave is left of and behind the 1st wave. it faces right. 5th huge clear cyan wave is in front of the 1st wave. it faces back. 6th huge clear wave is left of and in front of the 4th wave. 7th very huge clear cyan wave is behind the 2nd wave. 8th huge clear cyan wave is in front of the 4th wave. it faces right. the ambient light is sky blue. a very large clear orange skull is -7.5 feet in front of and -7.6 feet above the 6th wave. it faces southwest. it leans 25 degrees to the back

Through The Fabric Of The Universe

a silver lake. a large shiny earth is -3.5 feet above and -45 feet to the left of the lake. a large shiny moon is 3 feet southeast of the earth and -1 feet above the lake. a large Mars is 7 feet right of and 3.5 feet behind the earth. it is -2.2 feet above the lake. 1st gigantic [pattern] hand is -6 feet above and -7.8 feet to the left of the Mars. it faces right. it leans 70 degrees to the back. 2nd gigantic [pattern] hand is -9 feet above the earth. it is -3 feet to the left of the earth. it leans 160 degrees to the back. a gold light is above the 2nd hand. a rust light is above the 1st hand

Just Things and Light

1st 20 feet tall and 0.5 feet wide clear tube. it leans 37 degrees to the right. 2nd 20 feet tall and 0.5 feet wide clear tube is 1 feet behind and -4 feet left of the 1st tube. It leans 33 degrees to the left. 9 lights are -7 feet above the 1st tube. 7 violet lights are -4 feet above the 2nd tube. the ground is black. a clear cauldron is left of the 1st tube and 1 feet above the ground. 3 old gold lights are -4 inches above the cauldron. 3rd 8 feet tall and 0.8 feet wide clear tube is 1 feet behind the cauldron. it leans 73 feet to the northwest. 11 rust lights are -2 feet above it. 4th 9 feet tall and 0.5 feet wide clear tube is -1.6 feet above and -1.6 feet to the front of the cauldron. it leans 17 degrees to the front. 9 chartreuse lights are -1.4 feet below the 4th tube. the sun's azimuth is 358 degrees. the sun's altitude is 27 degrees. the sun is orange. a 4 feet tall clear wind chime is 2 feet to the right of and 1 feet to the front of and -1.6 feet above the cauldron. a olive light is 8 inches above the wind chime

Polar Pool Partaaay

a large tile pool is -8 feet above the ground. 1st polar bear is -0.3 feet above and -12 feet to the back of the pool. 1st 3.6 feet tall [beach] umbrella is -6 feet above the polar bear. 2nd small [beach] umbrella is -0.85 feet above the polar bear. 3rd [beach] umbrella is -3.4 feet above and -1.76 feet to the right of and -3.31 feet to the front of the polar bear. it leans to the left. the water of the pool is clear. the ladder of the pool is black. the ground is [snow]. 2nd polar bear is -6.7 feet above and -16 feet to the front of and -14 feet left of the pool.it faces northeast. 3rd polar bear is -5 feet above the pool. it faces southwest. it leans 77 degrees to the back. 4th polar bear is -2.7 feet southeast of and -5 feet above the 3rd polar bear. it faces right. it leans 150 degrees to the back. a small clear white wave is -1.7 feet right of the 4th bear and -2.6 feet above the pool. it faces back. a beach ball is 2 feet right of and 2 feet behind the 2nd bear. it is -2.7 feet above the pool.a [beach] lounge chair is 1.8 feet in front of and 1.7 feet right of the 2nd bear. it is -2.3 feet above the pool. it faces northeast. 2 dim sky blue lights are 2 inches above the wave. the sun is peach puff.

Crow Bar

1st 75 feet long and 15 feet tall tile wall. 2nd 20 feet long and 3.5 feet tall wood wall is 5 feet in front of the 1st wall. a 20 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep marble plank is on the 2nd wall. 1st leopard bar stool is -5 feet left of and 1 feet in front of the 2nd wall. 2nd bar stool is 5 inch tall skin. it is 1.5 feet right of the 1st bar stool. 3rd scales bar stool is 1.5 feet right of the 2nd bar stool. a large crow is on the 1st bar stool. it faces northeast. a 1.5 feet tall black pigeon is on the 2nd bar stool. it faces northwest. 2nd large crow is on the 3rd bar stool. it faces northwest. a large black hawk is -6 feet left of and -1.5 feet behind the plank. it faces right. a 3 feet tall tap is 2 feet right of the hawk. a large beer mug is -11 inches right of and 2 inches in front of the hawk. large beer bottle is 3.5 feet right of the beer mug. a large martini glass is 2 feet left of the beer bottle. a large olive is -.2 feet above the martini glass. a sage green light is 1 inch above the olive.a 5.5 feet tall and 10 feet wide mirror is -12 feet above and .1 feet in front of the 1st wall.a pool table is 5 feet in front of and -2 feet right of the 3rd bar stool. a dim ruby red light is -2 feet above the pool table. 3rd 20 feet tall and 80 feet long smoke wall is 8 feet in front of the pool table.the ground is stone. it is night. a pond blue light is 2 inches above the tap. a dim purple light is above the beer mug. the camera light is 80% amethyst violet. a slate blue light is -2 inches above and -2 inches to the left of the hawk. a lavender light is -2 inches above the pigeon. a dim magenta light is -1 inch above the 1st crow. a clear 9 inch tall fuchsia "BEER" is -3 feet above and .5 feet left of and .1 feet in front of the mirror. 3 dim hot pink lights are .07 feet behind the "BEER". a large silver ashtray is 4 inches behind and .5 inches left of the beer bottle. a .8 feet tall and .1 feet wide cigarette on the ashtray. it leans 73 degrees to the left.

On A Cellular Level

lilac rose talk bubble is -.5 feet above the ground. it leans right. 1st 2.36 feet tall purple thought bubble is -3.3 feet above the talk bubble. it leans 28 degrees to the left. the ground is silver. the sky is pink. 1st 18 feet long flat silver wall is 3 feet behind the talk bubble. 2nd flat silver wall is -15 feet right of and -10 feet in front of the 1st wall. it faces southwest. 3rd flat silver wall is -18 feet left of and -10 feet in front of the 1st wall. it faces southeast. 2nd lilac rose thought bubble is .4 feet above and .5 feet right of the talk bubble. it is upside down. 3rd 1.5 feet tall purple thought bubble is .4 feet left of and .2 feet above the talk bubble. it leans right.

Chia Pet Runway

a clear wall is 20 feet long and 10 feet tall. a plank in front of the wall is 0.6 inches tall and 12.5 feet long and 2.6 feet deep. it is 4.5 feet above the ground. it is -17.5 feet left of the wall. a [texture] dodo is on the plank and the dodo is facing southeast. 1st miniature catalpa tree is -1.75 feet above the dodo. it leans southeast. a tiny [texture] polar bear is 0.002 feet right of the dodo. it is facing northwest. 2nd miniature catalpa is -0.9 feet above the bear. a small [texture] turkey is 1 inch right of the bear. it is facing south. 3rd miniature catalpa tree is -1.35 feet above the turkey. it leans southwest. the ground is invisible. the sky is invisible. the camera light is blue. a green light is in front of and below the plank. it faces up. a pink light is on the bear. a purple light is on the turkey. it faces front

Keep The Faith...

a cornflower is 1.1 feet in a large jar. it is leaning left. it is upside down. the jar is on the ground. a small blazing star is 0.9 feet in the jar and -0.3 feet to the right. it is leaning to the right. a praying mantis is -0.1 feet right of the jar. it faces left. it is leaning 50 degrees to the back. a red butterfly is -0.7 feet right of the jar. it faces southeast. it is 0.05 feet above the ground. it is leaning 35 degrees to the southeast. a pink light is on the butterfly. the ground is [texture]. the sky is [texture]. the sun's altitude is 45 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 120 degrees. the sun is beige

Mr. Potato Head Meets Dali and Picasso

a potato is leaning 90 degrees to the right. it faces left. 1st eye is in front of the potato. it is 0.25 feet above the ground. a small nose is -0.39 inches southeast of the potato and 0.20 feet above the ground. it faces southeast. a small mouth is 0.17 feet above the ground and in front of the potato. it is leaning 18 degrees to the left. a small [Klee] hat is -2 inches above the potato. 1st tiny purple shoe is -0.2 feet in front of the potato and on the ground. 2nd tiny green shoe is -0.1 feet left of the 1st shoe. it faces southwest. a small tan hand is -0.1 feet left of the potato and 0.29 feet above the ground. it is leaning 82 degrees to the left. the sky is [Klee]. the ground is [Klee]. a cyan light is in front of the potato. the camera light is black. a beige light is 2 inches right of the cyan light

Secrets At Midnight

a [fence] wall is 200 feet long and 3 feet tall and 0.1 feet deep. the [dirt] floor is in front of the wall. a [feather] chicken is 2 feet in front of the wall and on the floor. a squirrel is -1.2 feet above the chicken. the chicken faces southwest. the squirrel faces southwest. it leans back. a [rainbow] fennec is -0.1 feet left of and -0.3 feet in front of the chicken. it faces the chicken. a large [leaf] mouse is -0.5 feet above the fennec. it faces the chicken. the ground is invisible. a small tree is -3.2 feet left of the chicken. it is -0.6 feet in front of the wall. it is 2.5 feet in the floor. the camera light is sky blue. the ambient light is blue. a dim beige light is above the chicken. a dim light is on the squirrel. it is sunset. the sun is sky blue. a dim purple light is right of the fennec

Westward Ho

a covered wagon is behind a horse. a tan moon symbol is -3.8 feet in front of the horse and 2.5 feet above the ground. 1st tan upsilon is -2.6 feet in front of the horse and 3.1 feet above the ground. it is leaning to the back. 2nd tan upside down upsilon is -3.1 feet above and -3.4 feet behind the horse. it faces back. it is leaning 40 degrees to the back. a large squirrel is -2.2 feet above a large [peacock] chicken. it leans to the back. the chicken is -5.7 feet in front of the covered wagon and 2.5 feet above the ground. the chicken faces southwest. the squirrel faces southwest. a large lantern is -1.1 feet right of the covered wagon and 2.5 feet above the ground. a orange light is 2 inches in the lantern. the [van gogh] donkey is 0.7 feet right of and -5.9 feet in front of the covered wagon. 1st large cactus is 6 feet behind and 1 feet right of the donkey. 2nd large cactus is 18 feet behind and 14 feet left of the donkey. The camera light is gray. the ambient light is blue. the sun's altitude is 80 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun is sky blue. a dim beige light is above the chicken. a dim turquoise light is above the horse. a purple light is above the 2nd cactus

Nanook 4/4/2016
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The Blind Professor

a professor. a large pair of sunglasses is -1.3 feet above and -0.1 feet in front of and -2.75 feet to the left of the professor. it faces southeast. a red orange cane is -0.91 feet left of and -0.2 feet in front of the professor. the cane leans 68 degrees to the left. a dog is 0.6 feet right of the professor and 3.4 feet above the ground. it leans 80 degrees to the right. a small 9 feet long chain is 0.4 feet right of the professor and 3.6 feet above the ground. a small red rho is -1.1 feet in front of and -0.99 feet left of the dog. it faces southwest. it leans 40 degrees to the left. a tiny red phi is -0.1 feet in front of and -0.45 feet below the chain. it is upside down. it leans 35 degrees to the left. a boy is 5 feet behind the professor. the sun is gray. the sun's azimuth is 90 degrees. the camera light is pink. a dim beige light is above the dog

Nanook 11/11/2016
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ROLLER BEAR DERBY

1st skateboard is left of a 2nd skateboard. 1st polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 1st skateboard. 3rd skateboard is 3 feet behind the 1st skateboard. 4th skateboard is left of the 3rd skateboard. 2nd polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 4th skateboard. a 300 feet long road is 0.1 feet below the 1st skateboard. a orange light is right of the 2nd bear. a green light is right of the 1st bear. a yellow light is above the 1st bear

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Solar Bear

a beach chair. a pink small polar bear is -2.6 feet above the chair. it leans 75 degrees to the back. the ground is sand. a large cyan umbrella is -1.9 feet right of and -3.6 feet behind the chair. it leans back. it is -1.2 feet above the ground. the ocean is 3 feet in front of the bear. a hotdog stand is 10 feet behind and 8 feet left of the chair. a small beach ball is 3 feet left of the chair. a beer bottle is 0.2 feet right of the chair and -0.1 feet above the ground. it leans to the left. a radio is -0.2 feet behind and -0.3 feet right of the bottle and -0.5 feet above the ground. it faces southwest. it leans back. a pair of sunglasses is -0.8 feet above and -3.5 feet in front of the bear. the sunglasses leans 90 degrees to the back. the sun's azimuth is 230 degrees. the sun's altitude is 105 degrees. the sun is pink. the camera light is gray

Docking Station

1st gold ferris wheel leans 90 degrees to the front. 2nd shiny silver ferris wheel is -0.1 feet above the 1st ferris wheel. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 1st enormous window is -0.1 feet above and -40 feet right of and -47 feet to the front of the 2nd ferris wheel. it leans back. 2nd enormous window is 0.1 feet in front of the 1st window. it leans front. a small [metal] crane is -10 feet to the back of the 2nd ferris wheel. it faces right. a small space shuttle is -13.3 feet to the back of the crane. it leans 90 degrees to the left. the ground is invisible. a huge earth is left of and 70 feet behind the space shuttle. a light is on the 2nd ferris wheel. the sky is invisible. the camera light is black. a cyan light is on the earth. a light is on the 2nd window. a dull magenta light is on the 2nd ferris wheel.a blue light is above the space shuttle. the ambient light is gray

The Commonality of Things

a plate is on the table. a crow is -0.5 feet above the plate. it leans 128 degrees to the back. a plate is 1 feet in front of the plate. a knife is 3 inches right of the plate. it faces left. it leans 90 degrees to the back. a fork is left of the plate. a very large bottle is behind and -0.8 feet right of the crow. the bottle is -0.1 feet above the table. a large wine glass is behind the fork. a [wood] chair is in front of the table. it faces northeast. very tiny black "words" is on the plate. it leans 45 degrees to the back. the ground is [tile]. a beige light is 1 feet above the table. the sun is navy. the camera light is black. a dim pink light is in front of the glass. the sun's azimuth is 120 degrees. the sun's altitude is 45 degrees. the sky is invisible