The Wordsmith

the horse is in front of the [wood] wall. the horse is face up. the small stool is in front and to the left of the horse. the small boy is on the stool. he is facing the horse. the ground is dirt. the anvil is 1 foot to the right of the horse. it is facing right. the [metal] hammer is in front and to the left of the anvil. it is facing southeast. it is face down. the tiny plum "W" is in front and -8 inches to the left of the horse. it is 4.8 feet above the ground. the tiny plum "O" is 10 inches to the right of the "W". the tiny plum "R" is in front of the "W". it is 1.4 foot above the ground. it is -6 inches to the left of the "W". the tiny plum "D" is 10 inches to the right of the "R". The tiny plum "S" is on the anvil. it is facing front. the bush is -3 feet to the left and in front of the wall.

War of Words

"Trump" is 5 feet above the ground. "Comey" is to the left of "Trump".
the small gun is above the "Comey". it is facing right. the small "Words" is to the right and -6 inches above the gun.
A second large gun is -6 inches to the right and -1.4 foot above the "Words". it is facing left. the large white thought bubble is -4.5 feet above the "Words". the small "Slimeball" is 1 foot above and to the left of the "Words". the small "Mob boss" is 1 feet to the right of the "Slimeball".

The Professor and Timothy Take a Knee

the professor is -35.5 feet above the football stadium. the boy is to the right of the professor. the huge football is above the professor. the arrow is -1 foot to the left of the professor. it is 8 inches above the bottom of the professor. it is facing right. it is leaning 20 degrees to the front.

Someone's in my hole!

the head is -3.1 feet above and -8.5 inches in front of the very huge poop. it is .8 foot tall.

Ms. Claus

the [christmas] compass. The ground is white. it is 80 feet tall. the first reindeer is above and -4 inches to the right of the compass. it is 1 inch tall. it is facing left. a second reindeer is -.2 inches to the right of the first reindeer. it is facing left. it is 1 inch tall. a third reindeer is -.3 inches to the right of the second reindeer. it is facing left. it is 1 inch tall. the sleigh is -.3 inches to the right of the third reindeer. it is facing left. it is 1 inch tall. the santa is .1 inches in the sleigh. he is 1 inch tall. he is facing left. a woman is above the compass. she is 1 inch tall. she is facing right. the very large silver cactus is 6 inches behind the compass. it is facing left.

The Lucrative Second Kiwi Home Market

a 100 inch tall shiny 60% dim delft blue kiwi bird.ground is 100 inch wide [sky].the kiwi bird is 100 inch above the ground.ground is 80 feet tall.it is evening.ambient light is gray.sky is 7000 feet tall.sky leans 10 degrees to north.a 50 inch tall 50% dim delft blue house is -30 inch right of the kiwi bird.the house is 10 inch behind the kiwi bird.the house is facing southeast.
the second house is -2.5 feet behind the kiwi bird. it is 1 foot tall. it is 8 inches above the bottom of the kiwi bird. it is facing right. it is leaning 20 degrees to the front.

The Fabulous Foothold

the turtle is 4 inches in the ground. it is facing back. a second turtle is 2 feet behind and to the left of the turtle. it is facing back. A third turtle is 2 feet behind and to the left of the second turtle. it is facing back. a fourth large [hippie] turtle is 2 feet behind the third turtle. it is facing back. the fifth turtle is 2 feet behind and to the right of the fourth turtle. it is facing back. the man is on the fourth turtle. he is facing back. the sun is mauve. it is dusk. . the green light is above and 4 feet behind the man. the red light is 4 feet to the right of the green light.

Some People Do Go Both Ways

The wood cross. The large [plaid] man is 8 feet in the cross. The fence is behind the cross. It is 50 feet wide. The ground is grass. The very large hat is 23 inches in the man. The shirt of the man is [plaid]. The huge crow is 8 foot above and 19 feet behind the hat. The apple tree is 25 feet behind the fence.
The large dog is 6 feet in front of the cross. It is facing the cross. The large woman is 1 foot to the left of the dog. She is facing the cross. The second large bird is -2 foot above and -1 foot to the left of the hat. the hat. A third large bird is 3 feet to the right of the second bird. A fourth large bird is 4.5 feet to the right and -2.5 feet above the second bird.

A Boy and his Dad

the monster is 2 feet tall and 2 feet wide. the monster is 1 foot deep. the small bag is -3 inches to the left of the monster. it is facing right. it is leaning 20 degrees to the right. it is -1.3 feet in front of the monster. 12 very tiny trees are 2 feet to the right of the monster. they are facing left. the sun is orange. it is dusk. the small man is to the right and -1 foot in front of the monster. a very tiny house is 12 feet in front of the trees. it is facing back. the humongous cat is in front of the house. it is facing back. the ground is grey. the light is 4 feet behind and 2 feet above the man.

Dance Tonight!

the very humongous orange skull is 35 feet in the orange shiny tree. the sun is orange spice. it is dusk. the orange light is 5 feet to the left of the tree. it is 20 feet above the ground. the ground is orange. 7 skeletons are in front of the tree. they are facing the tree. 8 skeletons are behind the tree. they are facing the tree.

boneybird 10/24/2017
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Alumni Consortium

The [image-11554] wall is 10 feet wide. The 5 penguins are 4 feet in front of the wall. They are facing back.

boneybird 10/21/2017
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Tell Him Happy Birthday From Me

The small penguin is -10 inches to the left of the man. It is -2 foot above and -10 inches in front of the man. It is facing right. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. 12 small trees are 7 feet behind the man. The enormous beaver is 2 feet to the right of the man. It is facing left.

Turkey in the Straw

a 1st 50 inch tall clear tube.sky is antique white.ground is clear.the 1st tube is upside down.a 2nd 50 inch tall clear tube is -47 inch above the 1st tube.the 2nd tube leans 20 degrees to east.a 3rd 60 inch tall clear tube is -10 inch right of the 1st tube.the 3rd tube leans 90 degrees to east.the 3rd tube is -42 inch above the 1st tube.a 4th 50 inch tall clear tube is -23 inch left of the 1st tube.sun is forget me not blue.a 200 inch tall clear wheel is in front of the 1st tube.the wheel is -80 inch above the 1st tube.the wheel is -40 inch right of the 1st tube.ambient light is gold. the very tiny turkey is -7 inches to the left of the 2nd tube. it is facing left. it is 3.2 feet above the ground.

FLOATUS

the huge shoe is -11 inches to the front and -1.9 foot above the grey raft.the raft is leaning 20 degrees to the front. the ground is water. the foot is 30 inches in the shoe. it is 30 inches tall. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. a second tan raft is 10 feet to the right and behind the grey raft. it is leaning 20 degrees to the back. a third dark green raft is 1 foot above and 1 foot behind the second raft. it is leaning 30 degrees to the right. the first very small man is to the left of the grey raft. he is leaning 30 degrees to the front. a second tiny man is 1 foot in front of the first man. he is facing southwest. he is leaning 120 degrees to the front. a third tiny man is 4 inches in the grey raft. a very small woman is 2 feet to the right of the third man. a small dog is 1.5 foot in the grey raft. it is dusk. the sun is red.

Who Dunnit?

the policeman is 3 feet in front of a couch. he is facing right. the wood wall is 4 feet behind the couch. a large brick wall is to the left of the wall. it is facing right. a steamroller is 4 feet to the left and in front of the brick wall. it is facing right. the large armadillo is on the steamroller. it is facing front. a second flat man is 1 foot to the right of the policeman. he is facing right. he is leaning 90 degrees to the back. a red chair is 2 feet to the left of the policeman. it is facing right. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right. a table is 2 feet in front of the policeman. a extremely tiny red pond is -1 foot to the left of the second man. it is upside down. the lamp is to the right of the couch. a gun is on the table. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right. the red light is 2 feet above the policeman. the blue light is 3 feet to the right of the red light.

a man is leaning 75 degrees to the front. the ground is shiny. the huge green crocodile is -3 feet in front of the man. it is 6 inches in the ground. it is facing back. a small dog is 14 feet to the right of the crocodile. it is facing the man.

boneybird 6/25/2017
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Electric Ladyland

a invisible polar bear is on a large tile floor. a 8 foot tall [wood] double bass is in front of and to the right of the polar bear. a 8 foot tall squirrel is -4 feet to the right of and -6 inches behind the double bass. It is on the ground. The double bass is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is facing back.it is 4 feet above the ground. a huge drum is -7 foot in front of and -3 foot to the left of the polar bear. a 4 foot tall bird is over the drum. It is -2 feet in front of the drum. the bird faces the squirrel. a large [wood] piano is behind and to the right of the squirrel. it faces left. a 1st huge silver wall is to the right of the floor. it faces right. a 2nd huge [hippie] wall is -3 feet to the left of the floor. it faces left. it is noon. the sun is brown. a 3rd huge [hippie] wall is in front of the floor. the camera light is black. 2 tangerine lights are 20 feet above the squirrel. a purple light is -1 feet above and to the left of and -2 feet in front of the squirrel.a 3 foot tall white cat is -4 feet above and -1 foot to the left of the piano . The ambient light is purple.

The Ten Galleon Hat

a silver humongous hat. the water ground is 800 feet tall. the sky is [old].
The extremely tiny ship is on the hat. A second extremely tiny ship is -2 feet to the left of the hat. A third extremely tiny ship is -3 feet in front of the hat. A fourth extremely tiny ship is -3 feet behind the hat. A fifth extremely tiny ship is to the right of the hat. It is -2 feet in front of the fourth ship. A sixth extremely small ship is to the right of the hat. It is -4.5 feet behind the third ship. The seventh extremely small ship is 5 feet to the left and 4 feet in front of the second ship. A 8th extremely tiny ship is 4 feet behind and to the right of the hat. A 9th extremely tiny ship is 12 feet to the right and in front of the 8th ship. The tenth extremely tiny ship is 14 feet to the left and in front of the fourth ship.

The Deep State of Jelly

a 4 foot tall and 10 foot deep and 10 foot wide [strawberry] item. a 1 foot tall man is -4.7 feet above the item. a red light is in front of the man. a pink light is behind the man. a second red light is above the man. a second pink light is below the man. a green light is to the right of the man. a ink blue light is to the left of the man. The [strawberry] ground.

boneybird 6/14/2017
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The Shooting

The shiny grey head is 6 inches above the ground. The large grey shiny gun is 1.5 foot in the head. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. The very tiny gold man is in front of the gun. He is -2 inches above the ground. He is facing back. He is leaning 25 degrees to the front.

boneybird 6/9/2017
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#rosegarden

Lordy

The extremely tiny White House is 15 feet behind a rose. The ground is grass. The black shiny tape recorder is 1 foot in the rose. The reel of the tape recorder is orange. The head is 1.9 foot in front of the tape recorder.

boneybird 6/6/2017
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The Fib I Told My Son

The huge red hot dog is 2 feet in the huge Rose. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A huge bush is 2 feet to the left of the Rose. The huge silver watering can is 6 inches above and -16 inches to the left of the hotdog. It is leaning 80 degrees to the left. The first water octopus is -6 inches above the hotdog. It is leaning 30 degrees to the right. It is -17 inches to the left of the hot dog. A second small water octopus is -10 inches above the first octopus. It is leaning 30 degrees to the right. It is -18 inches to the right of the watering can.

boneybird 6/5/2017
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The Flat Lady Sings

a 20 inch tall flat 80% dim forget me not blue woman.a 18 inch tall red space alien is behind and -12 inch left of the woman.sun is old gold.

The Hopsichord

The huge gold grasshopper. The keyboard is -5 inches in front and -3.9 inches above the grasshopper. It is 1.5 inches wide. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front.

Mr President

the aqua bird is 3 inches above and -6 inches in front of the giraffe. the light is 1 foot above and 3 feet to the right of the giraffe. The very small "covfefes matter" is 4 inches above the bird. It is facing southeast.

The High Note

the pigeon is -1.1 inches above and -2.3 foot in front of the giraffe. the light is 1 foot above and 3 feet to the right of the giraffe.

Home is where the heart is

The first pigeon is 9 inches in front of the second pigeon. It is facing back. The third pigeon is two inches to the right and behind the first pigeon. It is facing northwest. The fourth pigeon is three inches to the left and behind the first pigeon. It is facing northeast. The large cardinal is to the left and -1 foot behind the second pigeon. It is above the second pigeon. It is facing southeast. The large seagull is -1 foot in front and to the right of the first pigeon. It is facing northwest. It is above the first pigeon. it is leaning 30 degrees to the front.
The large [bread] bread is 2 inches in front of the second pigeon.
The silver cauldron is 2 feet above and behind the bread. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. The [concrete] texture is on the ground. the texture is 6 inches tall.
the bench is 1 foot in front and to the left of the first bird. it is facing back. the woman is behind the bench. she is facing back.

boneybird 5/27/2017
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In Times Of Scarcity

a 1st 8 foot tall cactus. a 2nd 10 foot tall cactus is 1 foot to the right of the 1st cactus. it faces right. a 3rd 6 foot tall cactus is 1 foot in front of the 2nd cactus. it faces southwest. a 2.5 foot tall [stained glass] goldfish is in front of and -.5 foot to the right of the 1st cactus. it is 3.5 feet above the ground. it faces east. it leans 25 degrees to the back. a 3 foot tall [stained glass] guppy is -1 foot to the right of and -.5 foot in front of the 1st cactus. a 4 foot tall lizard is 3 feet behind and -1 foot to the left of the 1st cactus. it faces the cactus. the sun's azimuth is 160 degrees. the sun's altitude is 35 degrees. the sun is sea mist blue. a navy light is above and -1 foot in front of the lizard. a malachite green light is 10 feet in front of the guppy. The tiny pond is in front of the first cactus. The huge frog is 2 inches in the pond.

boneybird 5/25/2017
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Duck, Duck, Duck....Goose

The image-11197 wall is 8 feet wide. 8 ducks are 4 feet in front of the wall. They are facing left. A very large goose is to the right of the ducks. The goose is facing left.

Got the blues so bad...

the black shiny piano is 2 feet above the ground. it is facing left. it is leaning 40 degrees to the left. the ground is shiny. the very enormous red bird is 5 feet to the left and -1 foot behind the piano. it is -6 inches above the piano. it is facing the piano. the music stand of the piano is silver. the second bird is -4.4 feet above and -6 inches to the left of the piano. it is 14 inches tall. the 3 blue lights are on the ground.
the small man is -1 feet in front of the piano. he is -1 inches to the right of the piano. he is on the ground. he is facing back. he is leaning 20 degrees to the back.

boneybird 5/19/2017
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#totwsolitude

Ok. Now That's An Ow

The huge gold shoe is four feet above the ground. The orange clear octopus is 3.6 feet in the shoe. It is 3 feet tall and .3 feet wide. It is -1.3 foot in front of the shoe. The large gun is -4 inches above the shoe. It is -16 inches in front of the shoe. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. The ground is grass. The white clear thought bubble is -27 inches above the octopus. The small yellow sun symbol is -10 inches above the octopus.
The trump is 10 inches in the shoe. He is 2 foot tall. He is -8 inches behind the shoe. He is facing back. His head is 1 foot tall.

boneybird 5/18/2017
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Can't See The Forest For The Treason

The humongous head is behind the 5 small trees.

boneybird 5/16/2017
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A Clandestine Meeting Of Loose Things

The extremely humongous orange mouth is 6 feet in the ground. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. The ground is water. The sun is red. A large beach is to the left of the mouth. It is 2 feet in the ground. The large cannon is to the left of the mouth. It is on the beach. it is facing right.

boneybird 5/16/2017
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There's Backwards, Frontwards, And Cowards

The [flag] elephant is facing backwards.

boneybird 5/15/2017
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#totwsolitude

The Others Will Be Here Soon

The clown was in front and to the right of the television. He was facing left. The television was huge. A enormous soldier was 5 feet in front of the television. It is dusk. The sun is red. The red light is 2 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the soldier. The blue light is 2 feet to the right and 2 feet above the clown. The dog is to the left of the television. It is -1.5 feet in front of the television. The small tank is -3 feet in front and -5 feet to the right of the television. It is 3 feet above the ground. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. The lime light is 6 feet in front of the tank.

boneybird 5/15/2017
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Loose Lips

The extremely humongous orange mouth is 6 feet in the ground. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. The ground is water. The sun is red. It is dusk. The shiny small water tornado is 42 feet in the mouth.

Discovery of the Higgs Bison particle

the silver tube is 4 feet above the ground. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. it is 40 feet tall and 4 feet wide. the 1st very tiny bison is 2 feet in the tube. the second very tiny bison is 10 inches in front of the 1st bison. it is facing back. the first gold tube is -4.5 inches above and behind the 1st bison. it is leaning 90 degrees to the back. it is 1 inch wide. it is 20 feet tall. the yellow light is 1 foot to the right of the 1st bison. the second yellow tube is -4.6 inches above and in front of the second bison. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. it is 20 feet tall. it is 1 inch wide. the very tiny sun symbol is 2 inches in front of the first bison. it is -6.5 inches above the first bison. the red light is 4 inches to the right of the first tube.

I Am the Walrus

the walrus is 1 foot in the large rock. the [help] texture is on the walrus. the texture is 3 feet tall. the ground is water. the ground is 80 feet wide. the small wave is -2 feet in front of the rock. it is facing right. a wave is -2 feet behind the rock. it is facing left. the enormous egg is 4 feet to the right of the rock. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right. the large white head is -16 inches to the left of the egg. it is 5 inches above the ground. it is facing left. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front.