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Chicken Itza

The humongous chicken is on the pyramid. The [image-11931] texture is on the pyramid. The texture is 25 feet tall. The small car is 15 feet behind and 10 feet to the left of the pyramid.

lespaulguy 6/1/2018
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The Freckleless Runt

The pink pig is 20 feet in front of 5 tiny trees. The small barn is behind the trees. 5 flowers are to the right of the pig. 4 flowers are to the left of the pig. The ground is grass. A chartreuse light is 3 feet above and 4 feet to the left of the pig. A mauve light is 4 feet above and 3 feet to the right of the pig. The camera light is black. The dark pink light is 2 feet in front of the pig. The red light is 7 feet behind the pig.

lespaulguy 5/29/2018
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#totwatthezoo

Noah’s Arc

Two lions are behind and above the two dogs. Two birds are above and -2 feet behind the two lions. Two sheep are 3 foot behind the 2 birds. Two people are 6 feet behind and -5 feet above the two sheep. The two cows are 5 feet behind and -8 feet above the 2 people. The two huge lizards are behind and -9 feet above the two cows. The professor is -12 feet above the people.

lespaulguy 5/27/2018
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Shenanigans

a 120 inch tall and 100 inch wide and 100 inch deep 70% dim gray [dirt] vase.a 70 inch tall gray [dirt] bucket is 7 feet to the left and -5 inches in front of the vase.The bucket is leaning -90 degrees to the left. It is 40 inches above the ground. The vase is leaning 90 degrees to the right. The vase is 3 feet above the ground. sky is 10000 inch wide gray [forest].sun is gray.ground is flagstone.a 1st 90 inch tall raccoon is -3.5 feet to the left of the bucket.it is on the ground. the 1st raccoon is gray.the 1st raccoon is facing right.a 2nd 110 inch tall raccoon is to the right and -1 foot behind the 1st raccoon. the 2nd raccoon is gray. It is facing right.

lespaulguy 5/27/2018
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The West End

The red hotdog is 4 feet in the windmill. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is 9 feet tall. The ground is sand. The large umbrella is 8 feet in front of the windmill. The small [fabric] floor is in front of the umbrella. The chair is on the floor. It is to the right of the umbrella. It is facing southwest. The man is 5 feet to the left of the floor. He is facing left. A dog is 1 foot left of the man. It is facing left.

lespaulguy 5/29/2018
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Make up your mind

a 1 feet tall 1st sphere is 8 feet above the ground.
a 3 feet high and 1 feet wide cone is -0.8 feet in front of the 1st sphere. it leans 130 degrees to the front. it is -2.83 feet above the sphere.
a 1 feet deep and 0.5 feet wide and 0.5 feet high 2nd sphere is -0.65 feet in front of and -0.55 feet right of and -1.05 feet above the 1st sphere. it leans 130 degrees to the back.
a 0.4 feet tall 3rd black sphere is -0.15 feet in front of and -0.45 feet right of and -0.85 feet above the 1st sphere.
a 1 feet deep and 0.5 feet wide and 0.5 feet high 4th sphere is -0.65 feet in front of and -0.55 feet left of and -1.05 feet above the 1st sphere. it leans 130 degrees to the back.
a 0.4 feet tall 5th black sphere is -0.15 feet in front of and -0.45 feet left of and -0.85 feet above the 1st sphere.
a 0.4 feet wide and 0.1 feet deep and 0.02 feet high 1st black disk is -0.4 feet right of and -0.2 feet in front of and -0.3 feet above the 1st sphere. it leans 30 degrees to the left.
a 0.4 feet wide and 0.1 feet deep and 0.02 feet high 2nd black disk is -0.4 feet left of and -0.2 feet in front of and -0.3 feet above the 1st sphere. it leans 30 degrees to the right.
a 0.9 feet tall black hat is -2.1 feet in front of and -1.2 feet above the 1st sphere. it is facing north. it leans 45 degrees to the front.
a 8 feet high and 2 feet wide black cone is below and -18 inches to the right of the 1st sphere. it is on the ground. the witch is -4 feet above and to the right of the cone.

lespaulguy 5/26/2018
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Summer Fun!

The flat [water] star is 1.3 foot in the extremely tiny pond. The small man is behind the star. He is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A second flat [water] star is -4 feet above and -3 feet behind the man. The ground is [grass]. The [metal] slide is behind the pond. The small boy is 1.5 feet in the slide. He is leaning 40 degrees to the front. The dog is 1 feet to the left of the pond. It is facing right. The small house is 20 feet behind and 7 feet to the left of the dog. The girl is behind the slide. She is -3.8 feet above the slide. Another gold star is 2 feet above the dog. It is facing southeast.

The Typo

a 6 feet tall head. it is facing north.the head is [abstract].an extremely enormous clear cyan vise is -2 feet above and -10 feet to the right of the head. the head. the vise is upside down. a tiny man is 6 feet behind the head.the ground is 300 feet wide.the ground is field.the sky is cloud.the sky is upside down.the sun is orange..

lespaulguy 5/26/2018
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To The Victor...

it is sunset. the 2 feet tall dog is on the 1st seat. the ground is [floor]. 7 shoes are in front of the seat. 6 shoes are left of the seat. 5 shoes are right of the seat. 4 shoes are 6 inches to the right of the 5 shoes. 3 shoes are to the left of the 6 shoes.

lespaulguy 5/27/2018
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Band On boulder

Four huge beetles are on boulder.
ground is shiny.
sky is [fire].

lespaulguy 5/17/2018
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The Walkout

A first silver bottle. A wall is behind the bottle. The ground is [pattern]. It is 60% dark. A dark building is 50 feet in front of and 50 feet left of the bottle. A large building is left of and -15 feet behind the building. It is facing northeast. A horse is 22 feet in front of and 15 feet left of the bottle. A dark man is 1 foot in front of and right of the horse. A brown light is 50 feet in front of and 300 feet above the bottle. A navy light is 50 feet above the horse. Camera light is brown. A light is 7 inch above the building. A clear wall is in front of the bottle. A second silver bottle is 7 inches to the left of the wall. It is leaning 10 degrees to the right. A dim green light is on the man. A dim cyan light is on the man. A black tree is -5 foot in front of the building. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. An orange light is in front of and left of the tree. The sun is silver.

lespaulguy 5/10/2018
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Arcimboldo For Robots

The [image-11858] wall is 8 feet wide. The first small robot is 4 feet in front of the wall. It is facing back. The second small robot is 1 feet to the right of the first robot. It is facing the wall..

lespaulguy 5/6/2018
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The Vegetarian

The cow is 1 foot behind the table. The man is -1.5 foot in front of the cow. He is 4 feet tall. The sky is black. The sun is black. The large plate is on the table. The [leaf] vegetable is 2 inches in the plate. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. A tiny fruit is 1 inches to the left of the vegetable. It is on the plate. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A second tiny fruit is in front and to the left of the fruit. It is face down. The tan light is above and 2 feet to the left of the man. The large grass is above and -1 foot in front of the cow. A green light is 2 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the man. It is 2 feet in front of the man.

Hidden Picture 1

the pink gun is -10 inches above and -6 inches in front of the 1st flamingo. it is -5 inches to the left of the 1st flamingo. it is leaning 110 degrees to the front. it is facing back. two other flamingos are 4 feet behind the flamingo. a small river is -10 feet in front of the 1st flamingo. 6 extremely tiny trees are behind the flamingos. the man is 9 inches to the right of the flamingo. he is 1 foot tall. he is facing left. he is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the very tiny horse is 20 inches in front of the man. it is facing right.
the very tiny woman is -3.5 inches above the horse. she is upside down.
the small "?" is 1 inches above the man.

lespaulguy 4/28/2018
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Triceratops

.a 1st can.a 1st extremely tiny dinosaur is -0.7 inches above the 1st can.a 2nd can is 3 inches in front of the 1st can.it is left of the 1st can.a 3rd can is 3 inches behind the 1st can.it is right of the 1st can.the ground is picture.
a second extremely tiny dinosaur is -0.7 inches above the second can. A 3rd extremely tiny dinosaur is -0.7 inches above the 3rd can.

On the Way to Wonderland

The very tiny cave. The small bunny is 1 feet in the cave. It is face down. The tiny girl is -3 inches above and in front of the bunny. The tiny hat is -9 inches above the bunny. It is upside down. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A red light is 6 inches in front of the hat. A blue light is 4 inches to the left of the red light. A green light is 3 inches to the right of the red light. The camera light is resin green. The very tiny playground slide is in front and -6 inches above the hat.
a small card is -3 inches above and -6.5 inches in front of the playground slide. it is facing right. it is face down. it is leaning 30 degrees to the right. the gold light is 3 inches to the right and 2 inches above the card. the woman is -1.1 inch to the left of the card. she is 3.5 inches tall. she is facing right. she is leaning 30 degrees to the right. she is 5 inches above the ground.

Though they be small and toys...

The 10 soldiers are 1 foot in front of the very enormous snail. they are facing right.

lespaulguy 4/15/2018
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Nose Surfing

The man is -1 inches above the ground. The ground is water. The man is upside down. he is facing back. the large wave is 5 feet behind the man. it is 2 inches in the ground. The second man is -1 inch above the wave. he is upside down. he is facing back. a 2nd huge wave is 9 feet behind and 12 feet to the left of the wave. the third man is -1 inch above and -16 feet in front of the wave. he is upside down. he is facing back.

When we get home...

The first huge glass sphere is 3 feet in the man. The man is facing right. A 2nd huge glass sphere is -1 feet to the right of the 1st sphere. The woman is -2.5 feet above the second sphere. She is upside down. She is facing left. The ground is water. The 1st small chair is 3 feet in front and 2.5 feet to the right of the man. of the man. It is facing northeast. A 2nd small chair is -2 feet to the right of the 1st chair. It is facing northeast.
The small stool is -1 foot to the right of the 2nd chair. The glass is on the stool.
The large rainbow umbrella is -1 feet to the right of the stool. The very tiny umbrella is 1 inch in the glass. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left.
the small dog is on the 2nd chair. it is leaning 60 degrees to the back. it is facing southwest.

lespaulguy 4/11/2018
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#totwwords

Words Made Of Things

The rope is 5 feet above the ground. It is face up. The red ball is 3 inches to the right of the rope. The large pipe is 6 inches to the right of the ball. It is 5 inches above the bottom of the ball. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. The upright vacuum cleaner is 2 feet to the right of the ball. It is facing left. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. The snake is 2 foot to the right of the upright vacuum cleaner. It is face up. It is facing back. It is 6 feet above the ground. The orange light is 6 feet above and 8 feet in front of the ball. It is 6 feet to the left of the ball.

lespaulguy 4/12/2018
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And Blowout

a 170 inch tall and 200 inch wide and 180 inch deep silver pedestal sink.a 1000 inch wide and 1000 inch tall [tile] wall is 40 inch behind the sink.ground is [tile].a 80 inch tall cat is -60 inch above the sink.the cat leans 20 degrees to back.a 100 inch tall and 30 inch wide and 100 inch deep hair dryer is to the left of the cat.the hair dryer is facing southeast. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. The huge jellyfish is -2.9 foot above the cat. It is facing right. It is leaning 140 degrees to the back.

On using obscenities in a scene description

a man.a boy is 2 feet right of the man.he is facing the man.a flat wall is 1 feet behind the man.the wall is [graffiti].the ground is dirt.
the white talk balloon is above and -6 inches to the left of the boy. it is facing back. the chicken fits in the talk balloon. it is facing left. the light is above and to the left of the chicken.

lespaulguy 4/2/2018
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Blow In My Ear...

The [image-11814] wall is 8 feet wide. The enormous grasshopper is -5 feet to the left and in front of the wall. It is facing northeast. It is face up.

lespaulguy 4/3/2018
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That's not ok

The large red "R" is on the pavement ground. it is leaning 30 degrees to the right. The pavement "F" is on the "R". it is leaning 20 degrees to the left. The small pavement "A" is above and to the left of the pavement "F". it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. The small pavement "C" is above and to the right of the pavement "A". it is leaning 40 degrees to the front.
the extremely tiny black shiny city block is 40 feet behind the "R".
The large red "I" is to the right of the "R". It is leaning 10 degrees to the right. The large red "S" is -1.5 foot to the right and behind the "I". It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is 40 feet tall. It is 6 feet wide. The red "K" is 3 feet to the right of the "I". the small car is 1 feet above the "S". it is facing northwest. it is leaning 20 degrees to the right.
The small woman is -7 feet in front of the "S".

The Personality Test

the boy is 3 inches in the chair. the chair is behind the wood desk. the grey laptop is on the desk. the desk is facing back. the large black bear is -7 inches behind and -2.5 foot to the right of the chair. the 1st [pattern] wall is behind the bear. a 2nd [pattern] wall is to the left of the wall. it is facing right. the 2nd chair is in front of and -6 feet to the left of the 1st wall. It is facing southeast. the 2nd bear -1 feet above the 2nd chair. it is facing southeast. the very tiny third bear is in front of and -6 inches to the left of the laptop. it is facing northwest. the shirt of the boy is red.
the coral light is three feet above the laptop. the camera light is black. the mauve light is 3 feet above and 4 feet to the right of the boy.

lespaulguy 3/23/2018
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Really not really

The ground is sand. A brown chair. 1 feet to the left of the chair is a brown table. pluto is on the brown table. 50 feet behind the brown chair is a large man.
the large saturn is on the chair. a small moon is above and -1 foot to the left of saturn.
a large boy is -3.5 feet above and 3 feet to the left of the man.

lespaulguy 3/21/2018
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the tiny poop is 2 feet to the right and behind a dog. the dog is facing the poop. another dog is in front of the dog. he is facing the poop. the poop is facing the dog.

lespaulguy 3/17/2018
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Our New Delicious Spearmint Burger

The first green burger is in the second green burger. the green light is 1 foot above and 1 foot in front of the burger.

lespaulguy 3/17/2018
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How long have you known?

the large silver clover is face up. the very tiny heart is 1 inch in the clover. the ground is silver. the man is 3 inches behind and to the left of the heart. he is 3 inches tall. he is facing the heart. a woman is in front and 1.5 inches to the right of the heart. she is 3 inches tall.

lespaulguy 3/16/2018
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Take us to your leader

the first shiny black alien is -2.5 foot to the right of the second shiny black alien. the first alien is leaning 10 degrees to the left. the second alien is leaning 10 degrees to the right. the third shiny alien is 3 feet in the second alien. the fourth shiny alien is -2.2 feet to the right of the third shiny alien. the third alien is leaning 10 degrees to the left. the fourth alien is leaning 10 degrees to the right. the fifth shiny black alien is -1.5 foot to the right of the fourth alien. the fifth alien is -3.5 feet above the fourth alien. the sixth shiny black alien is -7.5 feet above the fourth alien. the very huge sunflower is 1 foot in front of the sixth alien.it is facing the fourth alien. it is 1.5 foot in the ground. the ground is dirt.

One Way Out

A cream light is in front of and above a huge thick [smoke] torus.
The sun is brown.
Camera light is black.
The ground is clear.
A scarlet light is right of the huge thick [smoke] torus.
A huge [smoke] torus is 3.5 feet behind the huge thick [smoke] torus.
huge [smoke] torus is leaning 10 degrees to the back.
A navy light is in front of the huge [smoke] torus.
A huge thick [smoke] torus is 4 feet behind the huge [smoke] torus.
torus is leaning 35 degrees to the back. a very enormous head is 5 foot behind the torus. it is 4 feet in the ground.
A brown light is above the torus.
The sky is leaning back.
the clear tornado is -4 feet above the torus. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. it is 2 feet in front of the scarlet light. it is 7 feet tall.
the man is -3 feet in front of the tornado. he is -2.5 feet above the tornado. he is 1 feet tall. the aquamarine light is above and 2 feet in front of the man.

lespaulguy 3/7/2018
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It's complicated

the large red butterfly is 3 feet above the ground. a tiny red heart is 6 inches to the left of the bug. the bug is facing left. the heart is facing southeast. it is leaning 20 degrees to the right.
the very tiny pink elephant is to the left of the butterfly. it is 1.7 foot above the ground. it is leaning back. the ear of the elephant is red.

lespaulguy 3/7/2018
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my heart takes flight

the large red butterfly is 3 feet above the ground. a tiny red heart is 6 inches to the left of the bug. the bug is facing left. the heart is facing southeast. it is leaning 20 degrees to the right.

lespaulguy 3/3/2018
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The Great Jewel Heist

the hat is -11.5 inches above and -13 inches in front of the anteater. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the 12 ants are in front of the anteater. they are facing left. 5 diamonds are above the ants. 3 red diamonds are to the right of the diamonds. they are facing left. three aqua diamonds are to the right of the red diamonds. three green diamonds are to the right of the aqua diamonds. 5 white diamonds are to the right of the green diamonds. they are above the ants. a tiny clear red stone is to the right of the white diamonds.it is leaning 90 degrees to the right.

lespaulguy 3/6/2018
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Why A Cat?

a clear rose. the rose's petal is plum. ground is clear. a wildness light is -.1 foot above the rose. ambient light is linen.
A large bug is on the rose petal.

lespaulguy 3/3/2018
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Scientific Proof: Big Mac Vs. Grand Big Mac

The first burger is in the second burger. A third huge burger is 4.5 feet to the right of the second burger. A fourth huge burger is in the third burger.

lespaulguy 3/3/2018
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Snort!

The anteater is on the ground. the hat is -11.5 inches above and -13 inches in front of the anteater. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. The very tiny 1st hedgehog is -1 inches in front of the anteater. The hedgehog is 3.3 inches above the ground. Another very tiny hedgehog is -1 inches to the right of the 1st hedgehog. It is facing southeast. The small diamond is -1.5 inch above and -1 inch in front of the first hedgehog. It is leaning backwards.

lespaulguy 2/28/2018
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a 1st ostrich is facing back. a second ostrich is 1 foot to the right of the 1st ostrich. it is facing back. a 3rd ostrich is 1 foot to the right of the second ostrich. it is facing back. a man is behind the second ostrich. He is facing back. a fence is 8 feet behind the second ostrich.the fence is 200 feet long.the ground is 130 feet tall.the ground is field.shiny ground.the sun is lilac.
a huge fox is 3 feet behind the fence. it is facing back. the very large 1st egg is behind the fox. a second very large egg is on the 1st egg. a third very large egg is above and -4 inches behind the second egg. a fourth very large egg is 5 inches to the right of the 1st egg. a fifth very large egg is behind and to the right of the fourth egg.

Welcome to my reality Jared!

a 1st 900 inch wide and 700 inch tall [cement] wall.the 1st wall is facing southeast.a 2nd 1400 inch wide and 700 inch tall [cement] wall is -20 inch right of the 1st wall.the 2nd wall is facing southwest.ground is 1000 inch tall gray dirt.a 350 inch tall and 300 inch wide and 400 inch deep gray stair is -20 inch in front of the 2nd wall.the stair is facing northwest.the stair is 20 inch right of the 2nd wall.camera light is gray.a 320 inch tall gray double door is -50 inch above the stair.the double door is facing southwest.the double door is -470 inch left of the stair.a 200 inch tall gray chair is 750 inch in front of the 1st wall.the chair is facing southeast.a 150 inch tall gray barrel is left of the chair.the barrel is facing northeast.a 290 inch tall clear white light bulb is 140 inch above the barrel.the light bulb is upside down.
The head is 8 feet in front and 4 feet to the right of the barrel. it is 500 inches tall. it is facing back. a 250 inch tall man is 5 feet in the barrel. he is upside down.