hedgeho... 2days
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The Wee Cooper O' Fife

A man is -8 feet right of and -15 feet in front of a house. He is facing west. A barrel is left of the man. A 10% shiny 70% dark image-15550 painting is 6 inch above and 6 inch in front of the barrel. It is facing north. Camera light is black. 2 cream lights are behind and -1.5 foot above and -2.3 feet right of the painting. A 20% shiny envelope is -1 inch above the barrel. It is leaning front. A flower is in front of and right of the envelope.

hedgeho... 5days
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Stuck on the Wrong Side of the Thin Blue Line

A thin blue line is on a large [rock] blanket. City backdrop. Shadow plane. A 60% dark man is behind the line. Camera light is black. 2 navy lights are above and left of the man. 2 yellow lights are -1 foot in front of and -1 foot left of the man. A large shiny 50% dark gold bullion is 6 inch left of the man. It is leaning 79 degrees to the back. The sun is purple. A 40% shiny 10% dark gun is -1 foot behind the gold bullion. A small 30% shiny dark sherif badge is 4 feet in front of and 3 feet right of the gold bullion. It is leaning 23 degrees to the back. A large dark flag is 5 feet in front of and -3 inch left of the badge. A small pale 20% shiny hat is behind and left of the badge. The text of the badge is cream. A small coin is right of the gold bullion.

hedgeho... 7days
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A Mammoth Clear-Out

A fish is above a coral reef. Camera light is gold. A scarlet light is 4 feet left of the fish. A large light is behind and 14 feet right of the fish. A 40% shiny tree is -2 feet right of and behind the light. A shiny door is right of and behind the tree. A very large mammoth is 10 feet behind and -2 feet right of the tree. A huge tree is 26 feet left of the tree. A dim lemon light is left of the tree. A large sofa is 10 feet in front of and -4 feet left of the door. It is facing west. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A woman is on the sofa. A table is 8 feet in front of and 2 feet left of the sofa. 2 dim blue lights are 250 feet above and 200 feet behind the mammoth.

hedgeho... 7/23/2020
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The Games Room

A room wall is left of a room wall. It is facing east. A 15% shiny room wall is behind and right of the wall. Room backdrop is 20% shiny. Azimuth of the sun is 110 degrees. Camera light is black. A 20% shiny wood table is in front of the wall. A grey boy is 6 inch in front of the table. He is facing east. A ball is -2 inch behind and -1 foot above the boy. A large grey chandelier is 4 feet above the boy. A grey light is 2 feet above and 4 feet right of the chandelier. A dim cream light is 10 feet right of and in front of the boy. A 20% shiny small grey car is right of and -1.2 foot in front of the boy. It is facing southeast. The sun is grey. A 20% shiny grey chair is 1.5 foot left of and 6 inch in front of the boy. It is facing northeast. A grey bicycle is 6 inch right of and -1.5 foot behind the table. It is facing east. It leans 10 degrees to the left. A very large grey chandelier is -3.5 feet above the chandelier.

hedgeho... 6days
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Martha's Harbour

Ten green bottles sitting on a wall. Camera light is black. A light is behind and above the wall. A very small clear boat is 10 feet behind and -2 feet left of and -7 feet above the wall. It is facing northeast. It is leaning right. The sail of the boat is [linen]. Azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. The sun is violet. An orange light is 10 feet in front of and left of the wall. Ambient light is black. A dark bird is -6 inch above and in front of the boat. It is facing southeast. It is leaning left.

hedgeho... yesterday
3
3

The Trashcan Sinatras

A clear pink trash can is next to a clear yellow trash can. A 10 inch high 40% shiny blue eye is -10 inch above and -1.2 feet left of the trash can. A 10 inch high 40% shiny blue eye is -10 inch above and -1.15 feet right of the clear yellow trash can. Camera light is black. A red light is right of and in front of the trash can. The azimuth of the sun is 45 degrees. A dark grey fedora is on the trash can. A dark grey fedora is on the clear pink trash can. A microphone is in front of and -1.5 foot right of the clear yellow trash can. It is facing east. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Sky is theatre. A lemon light is 4 feet above and behind the fedora.

hedgeho... 9days
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A Family Squabble

Lake backdrop. A clear flat wall is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The sky is 2200 feet wide lake. A 30% shiny duck is -2 inch above the wall. It is facing west. The sun is amber. Ambient light is black. Camera light is black. 2 cream lights are 3 feet in front of and 10 feet left of and above the duck. A 50% dark duck is 2 inch left of the duck. It is facing the duck. It is leaning 35 degrees to the front. 2 dim red lights are 10 feet in front of the duck. A humongous black wall is 20 feet in front of the duck. A small duck is right of and -2.45 feet above the duck. It is facing southeast. A small duck is 1 foot right of and in front of the duck. It is facing the duck

hedgeho... 7/19/2020
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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing

A 60% dark billboard is wood. An amber light is in front of and -2 feet above the billboard. A horse is in front of and -24 feet right of the billboard. It is facing southwest. A large car is behind and 9 feet left of the billboard. It is -10 inch above the ground. A 40% dark billboard is 50 feet behind the billboard. It is long wood. A dark billboard is 50 feet behind and -20 feet left of the billboard. It is long wood. Road backdrop. Azimuth of the sun is 32 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 33 degrees. Camera light is black. The sun is maroon. An amber light is right of the horse. A tree is 30 feet in front of the horse. A red light is 10 feet in and 2 feet in front of and right of the tree. A navy light is 40 feet in front of the car.

hedgeho... 7/14/2020
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Dreaming For Reality

Cherry backdrop. A 65% dark red cherry tree. A red light is left of and above the tree. A dark 30% shiny bench is 3 feet right of and -8 feet in front of the tree. It is facing west. Azimuth of the sun is 160 degrees. Camera light is black. A pink light is 2 feet above and behind the bench. A woman is -2.8 feet above and -1.3 foot left of the bench. She is facing west. The sun is pink. A flat silver wall is -6 feet left of the tree. The sky is city. It is leaning 48 degrees to the front. A bag is in front of the woman.

hedgeho... 7/13/2020
5
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The Cruise

Vehicle backdrop. A 50% dark zombie is 1 foot right of an 85% dark woman. Camera light is black. 3 dim cyan lights are right of and 5 inch above the zombie. A navy light is right of the woman. 2 purple lights are above and in front of the woman.

hedgeho... 9days
2
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You Sunk My Battleship!

Park backdrop. A glass is -5 inch above a shiny navy table. A small image-15543 cube is left of and behind the glass. A 2 inch high ship is 2 inch right of and -2 inch behind the glass. It is facing southwest. It is -5 inch above the table. A very tiny 80% dark shiny fire is on the ship. An extremely tiny fire is 1 inch in front of and 0.5 inch left of and -1.5 inch above the fire. The sun is pink. Camera light is cream.

hedgeho... 7/11/2020
6
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What Lies Between Us?

image-15520 backdrop. A man. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 140 degrees. A tiger is 7 feet in front of the man. It is facing the man. A light is above the man.

hedgeho... 7/20/2020
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Freedom of the City

A 200 feet high mug is on a shiny black 3D ground. A 150 feet high statue is 50 feet left of and 10 feet behind the mug. It is facing southeast. 3 cream lights are in front of the statue. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. A navy light is right of the statue. A red light is 100 feet above and 500 feet behind the statue. A huge silver wall is 500 feet left of the statue.

hedgeho... 7/9/2020
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Love Among the Ruins

A very tall 3D ground is 20 feet wide [sand]. Camera light is black. A very large building is 20 feet behind an invisible building. A blue light is 10 feet in front of and left of and above the building. The sun is navy. A humongous shiny brown tube is 30 feet right of the building. It is leaning 85 degrees to the back. A yellow light is 3 feet in the tube. A large man is 20 feet behind the tube. A dim green light is 40 feet in front of the building. A very large woman is 40 feet left of and in front of the tube. A light is 2 feet left of and in front of the woman. A huge rock is in front of the tube. Azimuth of the sun is 290 degrees.

hedgeho... 7/10/2020
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How Many Pink Elephants Can You Fit Into a Bottle?

A shiny 60% dark pink 3D ground. A pink elephant is -6.5 feet right of a pink elephant. It is facing east. A large bottle is 4 feet in front of the elephant. Camera light is black. 2 pink lights are behind and 2 feet left of the bottle. The sun is grey. 2 dim pink lights are 20 feet right of the elephant.

hedgeho... 7/18/2020
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Singing In the Rain

A 20% shiny guitar leans 55 degrees to the left. It is -9 inch in front of and -3.05 feet above and -2.3 feet right of a man. Venue backdrop is shiny. Camera light is black. A cyan light is in front of and right of the guitar. The sun is navy. A light is 20 feet right of and 10 feet above and in front of the man. The sky is rain. A woman is in front of and -1 foot right of the man. The shirt of the woman is 50% shiny [rainbow]. She is facing the man.

hedgeho... 7/6/2020
3
7

Manhunt

Gold 3D ground. A [city] building. A man is -10 feet above the building. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the building. Sky is leaning back. Sky is facing east. A navy light is 3 feet left of and above and in front of the light. A tiny dark shiny helicopter is -1 foot above and 6 feet right of the man. Azimuth of the sun is 260 degrees. A navy light is left of the building.

hedgeho... 7/17/2020
1
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The Golden Egg

A shiny creme egg fits in a mug. It is leaning 5 degrees to the back. A light is above the mug. An invisible man is in front of and 2.5 feet left of the mug. A woman is behind and -5.45 feet above the mug. She is facing the man. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A 2.5 inch high goose is -1 inch above and -3 inch left of the egg. The sun is pink.

hedgeho... 7/10/2020
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Don't Step On a Bee Day 2020

A bee. Altitude of the sun is 60 degrees. Azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. A small man is above and -2 feet in front of and -4 inch right of the bee. He is leaning 30 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A light is 2 feet in front of and 1 foot left of the bee. A 3 inch high sign is in front of and 2 inch left of the bee. It is facing east.

hedgeho... 7/11/2020
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Fun In the Jungle

A [surreal] man is 2 feet above a huge pale blue shiny trampoline. [Jungle] backdrop. Ambient light is black. Camera light is black. 3 yellow lights are behind the trampoline. Altitude of the sun is 45 degrees. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. The sun is amber. A red light is right of the trampoline. A dim cyan light is in front of the trampoline. A small flamingo is 1 foot in front of the trampoline. It is facing north.

hedgeho... 6/29/2020
4
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Lonely Planet

The long forgotten 3D ground. Black sky. Black sun. A dinosaur is facing southeast. It is leaning back. A cyan light is 4 feet above and -8 feet right of the dinosaur. An amber light is right of and behind the dinosaur. A black tree is 10 feet left of and in front of the dinosaur. A pale moon is 4 feet left of and above and -24 feet in front of the dinosaur. A 60% dark cream star is -2.35 feet above the moon. It is facing the dinosaur.

hedgeho... 7/8/2020
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Reach Out and Scream

A large pale fish is -1.5 feet in front of a 90% dark house. It is facing southeast. Backdrop is water. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A pink light is left of and 14 feet in front of and 10 feet above the house. Backdrop is 40% dark. A lemon light is 20 feet in front of the fish. A man is 3 feet left of and -4 feet behind the fish. The sun is maroon. A black tree is left of and 3 feet in front of the house. The trunk of the tree is black. 2 red lights are 10 feet left of and behind and above the tree. Backdrop is 10% shiny. Sky is [fish]. A bush is 15 feet in front of the house. A dim yellow light is right of the fish

hedgeho... 7/8/2020
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The Artist's Feast

Bread is -0.2 inch above a 50% dark table. The table is 6 inch wide pattern. Wall backdrop is 25% dark. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 4 feet above and 4 feet behind the bread. A 75% dark 10% shiny wood chair is behind and -2 feet right of the table. A wood door is 4.5 feet behind the table. A painting is 3 feet left of and -4 inch above the chair. It is facing east. It is leaning 3.5 degrees to the left. A glass is right of and -1 inch behind the bread. The sky is mountain. A shiny knife is -4 inch above the bread. It is leaning 60 degrees to the right. It is facing southeast. Azimuth of the sun is 300 degrees.

hedgeho... 6/27/2020
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Shades of Deep Purple

image-15259 backdrop. A shiny purple guitar is left of a 50% shiny 30% dark mauve drum kit. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is 4 inch above the ground. A 50% dark lavender keyboard is left of and -4 feet in front of the drum kit. It is leaning front. The keyboard is on a shiny amethyst table. A purple bass guitar is left of and behind the table. A small purple pole is 2 feet in front of the table. A purple microphone is -2 inch above and -6.3 inch right of the pole. It is facing northwest. The sun is grape. A light is left of and above and in front of the keyboard. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Altitude of the sun is 70 degrees. Azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. The sky is [purple]. Camera light is indigo. The table is on a huge shiny purple plank.

hedgeho... 7/9/2020
2
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Coat of Arms

Tall 3D ground. A humongous silver harmonica is in the air. A very tiny invisible man is 10 inch in the harmonica. A very tiny man is 1 inch left of the man. Camera light is pink.

hedgeho... 6/25/2020
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Memoirs of an Egg Man

A man fits in a shiny egg. 3D ground is 20% shiny. The egg is on a small table. The table is 4 inch wide marble. A 0.1 inch wide pale notebook is -0.37 inch above and -0.2 inch in front of and -0.3 inch right of the man. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast. A 20% shiny gun is behind and right of and -2 inch above the table. A 0.5 inch high pig is -0.2 inch in front of and -1.2 inch above the gun. A 0.5 inch high pig is 1 inch in front of and -1.2 inch above the gun. A 0.5 inch high pig is 2.5 inch in front of and -1.2 inch above the gun. A 0.5 inch high pig is 4.2 inch in front of and -1.2 inch above the gun. A 20% shiny walrus is 20 feet right of and 15 feet behind the gun. It is facing southwest. It is on a sofa. A policeman is right of the sofa. He is facing the walrus. A penguin is 3 feet left of and 12 feet in front of the sofa. It is facing north. A dog is -2 feet behind and left of the penguin. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. Camera light is black. 2 beige lights are 20 feet in front of and 4 feet left of and 4 feet above the penguin. A purple light is left of the notebook. Ambient light is black. A 10 feet high Eiffel Tower is 17 feet right of and 4 feet behind the policeman. Edgar Allen Poe is behind the sofa. A blind is 8 inch behind the lights.

hedgeho... 7/3/2020
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Long Summer Days

Plant backdrop. A person. Altitude of the sun is 12 degrees. Camera light is black. A woman is facing northwest. The woman is one foot right of the person. A black giraffe is 2 feet in front of the person. It is facing southeast. A ladder is two feet in front of the giraffe. An anteater is -10 inch above and -2 feet in front of the ladder. It is facing north. A vase is in front of the ladder. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Sky is navy.

hedgeho... 7/7/2020
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Mountain Dew and Cherry Blossom

[Beard] curtains. Clear black ground. A 5 feet high man is -4.2 feet right of the curtains. Camera light is black. A light is left of and above and 2 feet in front of the man. A black shiny wall is left of the curtains. A tree is 1 feet in front of and -8 feet above the wall. A tall black flat shiny wall is -6 inch right of the curtains. A huge clear sphere is -2 feet above and -8 feet right of the curtains. A 50 feet high woman is 10 feet in front of and -15 feet above the sphere. She is facing north. Azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. A huge tree is -10 feet right of the woman. A huge 75% dark dog is -17 feet right of and behind the woman. It is facing east. It is on the ground. A red light is behind and 1 inch right of the wall. A blue light is left of and 10 feet above the light. The sun is cream. A shiny cream vase is 4 inch left of and in front of the man. A 1 foot high bird is -2.7 feet above the sphere.

hedgeho... 7/1/2020
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Catastrophic

A large cat is 1.2 foot in and -3 feet in front of a small cat. A tiger is -4 inch right of the cat. It is facing the small cat. Cat backdrop is blue and shiny. Camera light is black. A khaki light is 1.2 feet left of and in front of the cat. A navy light is right of and in front of the tiger. The sky is cat.

hedgeho... 7/7/2020
1
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Just Desserts

A fruitcake. Shiny dark gradient backdrop. Camera light is black. Sky is leaning 40 degrees to the front. A shiny 3 inch high coin is on the fruitcake. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The sun is silver.

hedgeho... 7/3/2020
2
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Long Summer Nose

An anteater is -2.5 feet above and -1.8 feet behind and -4.5 feet left of a large clear mirror. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. It is facing southwest. The mirror is leaning 90 degrees to the back. Summer backdrop. Backdrop is 130% dark. The sun is silver.

hedgeho... 7/3/2020
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Long Summer Evenings

A man is -10.9 feet above a silver field. A potted plant is -2.5 feet right of and in front of the man. It is on the field. It is dawn. A light is 20 feet right of the plant. Backdrop is 80% dark. A spider is 4 inch in front of and -2 feet left of the plant. A small dark gold sphere is -1 foot right of the plant. Camera light is black.

hedgeho... 6/27/2020
4
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Tears of the Poppy

image-15260 backdrop is 50% dark. An [opium] den. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. 4 lights are 2 feet behind and above the den. A woman is in front of and -3 feet right of the den. Azimuth of the sun is 30 degrees. A huge 50% shiny crimson oil lamp is -2 inch in front of and -2.2 feet above the woman. It leans 15 degrees to the back.

hedgeho... 6/23/2020
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Anna Karenina

Russia backdrop. A woman is -15 feet in front of and -27 feet left of and -18 feet above a clear house. The hair of the woman is black. The clothes of the woman is white and 10% shiny. Camera light is black. A light is above and -3 feet left of the woman. The woman is facing southwest. A man is 6 inch left of the woman. He is facing the woman.

hedgeho... 6/20/2020
7
4

Rise of the Ents

image-15251 backdrop. A first white sphere is 8.3 feet right of a second white sphere. A tiny black sphere is -0.5 inch in front of and -5 inch above the first sphere. A tiny black sphere is -0.5 inch in front of and -5 inch above the second sphere.

hedgeho... 6/23/2020
4
4

"One of these things must be able to open them..."

A second 20% shiny food can is on a first 20% shiny food can. White backdrop. The first food can is on a clear plate. Camera light is black. A light is left of and in front of the plate. An ant is left of and in front of the plate. It is facing the plate. An ant is left of and behind the ant. It is facing the plate. An ant is behind the ant. It is facing the plate. An ant is right of and behind the ant. An ant is 3 inch left of the ant. It is facing the ant. An ant is 2 inch in front of the ant. It is facing the plate. An ant is 1 inch left of the ant. A large pocket knife is on and right of the ant. It is facing the plate.

hedgeho... 6/26/2020
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Pub of the Future

A sign is in front of a house. Camera light is black. A lemon light is in front of the sign. A woman is behind the sign. The sun is cream. A shiny metal barrel is right of the house. A glass is on the barrel. A bottle is left of the glass. A chair is in front of and left of the barrel.

hedgeho... 6/21/2020
5
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They Know Me Too Well...

image-15253 backdrop. A large image-15252 envelope is -2 feet above a large image-15254 card. A large dog is 6 inch right of and -5.9 feet above the card. It is upside down. It is leaning front.

hedgeho... 5/21/2020
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1
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Echo Beach

[Sun] backdrop. A woman is behind a man. She is facing north. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 40 degrees. A dark dog is 12 feet in front of the man.