lespaulguy 7/17/2017
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The Temperature of the Nation

The 5 emojis. The very tiny White House is 40 feet behind the emojis. the ground is shiny.

lespaulguy 7/17/2017
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The Tryst

The head is 2 inches in front of the [image-11288] wall. The wall is 10 feet wide. The head is 2.5 feet tall . It is 2 feet above the ground. The second head is -1 foot to the right of the head. It is 1 inch in front of the wall. It is 2 feet tall. It is two feet above the ground. It is leaning 30 degrees to the left.

lespaulguy 7/12/2017
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Yuck My Yum 3

The [image-11279] wall. The wall is 12 feet wide. The enormous rat is in front of the wall. The huge pizza is on the rat.

lespaulguy 7/12/2017
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Yuck My Yum 2

The [image-11279] wall. The wall is 10 feet wide. The enormous rat is in front of the wall. It is facing left. The huge pizza is on the rat.

lespaulguy 7/11/2017
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Yucking My Yum

The [image-11278] wall. The wall is 10 feet wide. The enormous rat is in front of the wall. It is facing left. The huge pizza is on the rat.

lespaulguy 7/8/2017
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The Day Hell Got Hacked

a 3600 inch tall space station.the space station leans 90 degrees to back. the space station is 1500 inch above a 600 inch tall stadium.sky is black.a 2500 inch tall silver devil is right of the stadium.the devil is -40 inch above the ground.the devil is facing west.a rust light is 5 inch above the devil.a gold light is above the space station. The eye is 500 feet to the right of the devil. It is 100 feet tall. It is facing left. It is 1 foot above the ground.

lespaulguy 7/5/2017
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Brush Fire!

The extremely tiny tent is 3 inches in the man. The tiny fire is .9 inch behind the tent. It is -6.3 inches above the man. A second extremely small man is 9 inches in front of the tent. He is leaning 40 degrees to the front.

lespaulguy 7/1/2017
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Don't shut me out

the enormous bottle is -4 feet above the tarragon green space alien.
a woman is 1.5 feet behind the alien. a second enormous bottle is 5 feet to the left of the woman. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front.

Tolstoy's Dream

a book is in front of the first [moscow] book. a book is in front of the book.a book is in front of the book.a book is in front of the book.a book is in front of the book.a 2nd [moscow] book is in front of the book. the very small "War" is 6 inches behind the first book. it is facing left. the very small "Peace" is in front of the 2nd book.it is facing left. the tiny [moscow] horse is on the first book. it is -7 inches in front of the first book. the shiny ground. the very tiny woman is 8 inches in the horse. the very tiny man is behind the woman.

lespaulguy 5/22/2017
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Dearly Beloved

The bee is above the tiny gravestone. The ground is grass. a second bee is 3 inches to the left of the bee. it is facing right. a .4 inch tall heart is -.3 inch above and -.25 inch to the right of the bee. the huge third grey bee is -5 inches above the gravestone. the wing of the gravestone is silver. the skull of the gravestone is grey.

In a Pickle

a 20 inch tall and 10 inch wide clear pickle.
the pickle is facing down.
the pickle is 500 inch above the ground.
a 8 inch tall head is -4 inch above the pickle.
ambient light is peach.
a 500 inch tall and 600 inch wide flat wall is 40 inch in front of the pickle.
the wall is 30 inch wide [cucumber].
ground is [cucumber].
it is evening.

This guy is falling! This guy is falling!

The man is 10 feet above the ground. he is upside down. the head is -6 feet above and in front of the man. it is upside down.

We Have Tapes

the [flag] bug is 16 feet in the tiny white house. it is 10 feet tall. it is facing southwest. the ground is grass.
the black "Y Hac ecTb 3aHNCN"
is 3 feet above the white house.

The End of Democracy

the first emoji is -16 feet above the black shiny bridge. it is -2.35 feet in front of the bridge. it is leaning 20 degrees to the front.the bridge is 4 feet in the ground. the shiny [flag] texture is on the ground. the texture is 30 feet tall. the ground is 300 feet wide.
the [orange] dragon is -14 feet above the bridge. it is facing left. the very large head is -2.9 feet above and -1 foot in front of the dragon. it is -5 foot to the left of the dragon.
a second emoji is 4 feet to the left and -1 foot above the first emoji. it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. a third emoji is 3 feet to the left of the second emoji. it is -4 feet above the second emoji. A fourth emoji is 2 feet to the left and above the third emoji. a fifth emoji is 4 feet to the right of the first emoji. it is -5 feet above the first emoji. it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. the sun is red. it is dusk.

White House Press Secretary

the man is behind the first large bush. a second bush is -3 feet to the right of the first bush. a third bush is -3 feet to the left of the first bush. it is dusk. the tiny white house is 50 feet behind and 20 feet to the left of the man. the microphone is 9 feet in front and 1 feet to the right of the man. it is 2 feet above the ground. it is facing northwest. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front.

lespaulguy 5/8/2017
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You Shouldn't Have

the first rainbow octopus is 2 feet above the ground. it is leaning 90 degrees to the front. the second rainbow octopus is -6 inches in front of the first octopus. it is leaning 90 degrees to the back. the aqua light is 3 feet above and 1 foot to the right of the first octopus. the camera light is black. the flower is -5 inches to the front of the second octopus. it is -10 inches above the second octopus.

The Funny Yoke

a orange libra is -4 feet above a large horse.the libra is leaning 30 degrees to the north.the libra is 3.5 feet tall.the libra is -4.5 feet in front of the horse.a tree is 20 feet left of the horse.the sky is [church].the ground is shiny.the ground is [abstract].the sun is old gold.

lespaulguy 4/23/2017
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The Heist

the ground is dull oyster gray. a 1st 40 foot tall and 1000 foot wide dull oyster gray wall. a 2nd 20 foot tall and 1000 foot wide silver wall is 20 feet in front of the 1st wall. a businessman is 10 feet in front of the 1st wall. the businessman is facing right. a 3rd flat 15 foot tall [frame] wall is in front of the 1st wall. a 4th flat 12 foot tall and 14.5 foot wide silver wall is in front of the 3rd wall. the camera light is black. a huge linen light is 10 foot to the right of and -1 foot above the man. a silver light is 14 feet above the man.
a dull oyster gray 40 foot tall and 7 feet wide support column is 5 feet to the left of and 4 feet in front of the 3rd wall.
the alien is 2 feet above the man. the alien is upside down.
the diamond is 3 feet to the left of the businessman. the diamond is 3 feet tall. the mauve light is 2 feet in front of the diamond.

Too Much Drama

the "Chaotic" is above the woman. she is facing right. a extremely tiny tornado is 3.5 feet in the "Chaotic". It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. it is -5.2 feet to the right of the "Chaotic". the huge silver sun symbol is behind the tornado. the man is 4 feet to the right of the woman. he is facing the woman. the ground is shiny. the red light is 3 feet to the right of the tornado. a blue light is 3 feet to the left of the tornado. the white light is 4 feet in front and to the left of the tornado. the camera light is black.the orange light is 2 feet behind the woman. it is dusk. the first small emoji is 2 feet to the left and -3 feet above the woman. a second emoji is 2 feet in front of the woman. a third emoji is above and -3 feet to the right of "Chaotic". the fourth emoji is 1 feet to the left of the man. it is 4 feet above the ground. a fifth small emoji is 2 feet above and 6 feet behind the first emoji.

Kaos

the phone booth is on the shiny ground. the brick wall is 1 foot behind the booth. a second very long brick wall is 2.5 feet to the left of the booth. it is facing right. the third very long brick wall is 2.5 feet to the right of the booth. it is facing left. the man is 11 feet in the booth. the first clear wall is five feet in front of the booth. it is 7 inches to the left of the booth. a second clear wall is five feet in front of the booth. it is 7 inches to the right of the booth. the tiny "Control" is in front of the silver roof of the booth. it is -7 inches above the booth. a first grey wall is 5 feet in front of the first clear wall. it is -21 feet to the right of the first clear wall. a second grey wall is 5.8 feet to the right of the first grey wall. the bomb is 18 feet in front of the booth. it is 3.5 feet above the ground. it is -17 inches to the right of the booth. it is leaning 15 degrees to the right. the mauve light is 2 feet to the left of the bomb. the grey light is 3 feet above the red light. the gold light is 2 feet in front of the booth. it is 1 foot above the ground. it is dusk. the sun is red. the tan light is 1 foot in front of the bomb.

lespaulguy 4/14/2017
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The Trim

the man is 6 inches tall. he is 2 feet wide. the ground is shiny tile. the extremely tiny lawn mower is above and -10 inches behind the man. the extremely tiny boy is behind and -1 inches above the lawn mower. he is face down.

lespaulguy 4/13/2017
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Cinder passion

the first black shiny cinder block is on the second black shiny cinder block. another black shiny cinder block is on the first shiny cinder block. the extremely tiny camel is 2 feet in front of the second cinder block. it is facing right. the very tiny man is 8 inches above and in front of the camel. he is face down. A red shiny cinder block is 5 feet in front of and above the camel. the second extremely tiny man is 1.8 foot in the red shiny cinder block. he is facing southeast.

The Truman Show

a city block.a man is -71 feet above the city block.the city block is [city].a car is 2 feet left of the man.a 50 feet tall silver sphere is 20 feet in front of the car.a red light is 2 feet in front of the man.
the huge grey spotlight is 12 feet above the man. it is facing back. it is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the first grey tube is above the spotlight. it is 4 feet tall. it is 2 inches deep. a second grey tube is 6 inches to the left of the first tube. it is -7 inches above the spotlight. it is 7 feet tall. it is 2 inches deep. a third light grey tube is 9 inches to the right of the first tube. it is 8 feet tall. it is 2 inches deep. it is -13 inches above the spotlight.

lespaulguy 4/4/2017
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Why Spring Comes In At All

The [hair] lion is 2 feet in front of the sheep.

lespaulguy 4/4/2017
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Leaks

The humongous black ray is -40 feet in front of the White House. It is -40 feet to the right of the White House. It is 5 feet in the ground. The ground is grass. Another enormous black ray is -10 feet to the left of the White House. It is facing left. It is 3 feet in the ground. A third humongous black ray is behind the White House. It is facing back. It is -20 feet to the right of the White House. It is 6 feet in the ground.

lespaulguy 3/30/2017
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Don't know how, Don't know how, Don't kn...

a first structure.a second 60 feet tall structure is -38 feet right of the first structure.the first structure is metal.three red lights are 2 feet right of the first structure.the three red lights are 20 feet above the ground.three blue lights are 2 feet left of the first structure.the three blue lights are 20 feet above the ground.three yellow lights are 2 feet in front of the first structure.the three yellow lights are 20 feet above the ground.the second structure is gold.it is night.the first structure is shiny.clear ground.a 200 feet tall silver sphere is behind the first structure.the sphere is 40 feet in the ground.a 50 feet tall alien is 3 feet left of the first structure.the alien is facing the first structure.three green lights are 6 feet above the second structure. the humongous silver wall is 6 feet in front of the second structure. the orange light is 4 feet above and behind the second structure.

The Amazing Generalist

the gold octopus is 9 inches in the gold alien.
it is upside down.
the very huge pencil is -3 inches in front of the alien.
it is 1.5 feet above the ground.
it is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
the enormous silver bowling pin is 4 feet in front of the alien.
it is leaning 70 degrees to the back.
the huge sun symbol is 2 feet to the right of the alien. it is 3 feet in the ground. it is facing left. the [pattern] texture is on the sun symbol. the texture is 4 feet tall.

lespaulguy 3/28/2017
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Take us to your LED-er!

a man.a 1.5 feet tall lightbulb is -23 inches above the man.the lightbulb is face down.the lightbulb is -6 inches in front of the man.a first sun symbol is -22 inches above the man.the first symbol is -26 inches left of the man.the first symbol is -45 inches in front of the man.a second sun symbol is -22 inches above the man.the second sun symbol is -27 inches right of the man.the second sun symbol is -42 inches in front of the man.a yellow light is -2 inches in front of the lightbulb.a 0.6 feet tall sun symbol is -12 inches in front of the lightbulb.a red light is above the 0.6 feet tall symbol.it is night.a first 50% yellow light is above the first symbol.a second 50% yellow light is above the second symbol.a 50% red light is 5 feet behind the man.
three small aliens are 2 foot in front of the man. they are facing back.

EureKAPOWIE!

The man is -1 foot above the grass hill.The very huge key is -5 inches to the right and -2.4 foot above the man. It is leaning to the right. The enormous Lightning is above the key. The gold sun symbol is 10 inches in the key. The three red lights are 2 feet above and 4 feet in front of the man. The blue lights are 3 feet to the right of the red lights.

lespaulguy 3/25/2017
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I see red people

the man is 3 feet in front of the [red people] wall. He is facing the wall. the ground is shiny.

lespaulguy 3/23/2017
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just shy of clearing a word hurdle

the man is -9 inches above and -1.3 feet to the left of the large "WORD". he is facing left. The [brick] texture is on the "WORD". the texture is 4 inches tall. the very large poop is 3 feet to the left of the "WORD". . the man is leaning 40 degrees to the front. the shiny grass ground.

Pi Pi Longstocking

The first large shoe is -1.7 foot to the left of the large pi. It is facing left. A second large shoe is to the right of the first shoe. It is facing right. The first [color] tube is -9 inches above the first shoe. It is leaning 20 degrees to the left. It is -11 inches to the right of the first shoe. It is 18 inches tall. The second [color] tube is 5 inches to the right of the first tube. It is leaning 14 degrees to the left. The second tube is 9 inches wide. It is 17 inches tall.

lespaulguy 3/14/2017
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OMG!There's 3.14 Of Us.

The large pi is in front of the man. He is facing right. Another man is -1 foot to the left of the pi. A third man is 6 inches in front of the pi. He is facing right. A fourth man is 1 foot to the right of the pi. He is 4.9 feet in the ground.

lespaulguy 3/12/2017
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Behavior Mod

The red stool is 4 feet in the elephant. it is -2.4 feet to the left of the elephant. it is 2.5 inches tall. the polka dot texture is on the elephant. the texture is 1 foot tall. the mouse fits on the stool.
the aqua light is 1 foot above the mouse. the camera light is black. a lime light is 6 inches in front of the mauve light. the ambient light is orange.

lespaulguy 3/11/2017
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The Taster

the lime green boy is 1 foot to the right and in front of trump. the large plate is -2.5 feet above and -1 foot to the right of trump. it is in front of trump. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front. the ground is tile. the black shiny wall is 7 feet behind trump. the kitchen island is 3 feet in front of trump. the bar is in front of the wall. the black shiny refrigerator is in front of the wall. the oven is to the left of the refrigerator. the sink is to the right of the refrigerator. another black shiny wall is 4 feet in front of the kitchen island.
the large pizza is 1 inch in the plate. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front. another pizza is on the kitchen island.

Sean Spicer's Topsy Turvy Dream

the small lavender bed is behind and -1 foot to the right of the table. it is facing right. the small lamp is on the table. the tan light is 1 foot above the lamp. the small emoji is on the bed. it is facing backwards. it is -2 feet behind the bed. it is leaning 80 degrees to the left. the small man is -3 inches behind the emoji. he is leaning 90 degrees to the right. he is -3.4 feet left of the emoji. the wall is 1 foot to the left of the bed. it is facing right. the [pattern] texture is on the wall. the texture is 3 feet tall. the small lamp is behind the glass. the grey light is in front of the lamp. the ground is matte black. the camera light is black.
the tiny [flag] elephant is above the bed. it is upside down. it is facing left.

lespaulguy 3/10/2017
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Can I Get My Ass Over There?

The ass is on the small yellow taxi. The city is in the background. The ground is shiny.

lespaulguy 3/9/2017
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The Political Season

The 1st television is 1 foot above the ground. The 1st man is 1 foot in front of the 1st television. He is facing back. A 2nd television is 1 foot above and to the right of the 1st television. A 2nd man is 1 foot in front of the 2nd television. He is facing back. A 3rd television is 1 foot above and to the left of the 1st television. A 3rd man is 1 foot in front of the 3rd television. He is facing back. The ground is grass. The enormous silver bowling pin is -1 foot in front of the 1st man. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back. It is -6 feet above the 1st man.
The red light is above and in front of the 1st man. The green light is above and in front of the 2nd man. The blue light is above and in front of the 3rd man.
The camera light is black. It is night. A tan light is 5 feet above and 4 feet in front of the 1st man. An humongous shark is 40 feet behind the 1st television.

lespaulguy 3/7/2017
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Piñata Politics

the man is 2 feet to the right of the tree. the very small [flag] elephant is above and 3 feet in front of the man. the tube is -2 inches above the elephant. it is 4 feet tall and .5 inches wide. the man is leaning 30 degrees to the back. the ground is grass. the fence is 6 feet to the left of the tree. it is 40 feet long. it is facing right.
a second black tube is -10 inches above the man. it is 3 feet tall and .5 inches wide. it is -9 inches in front and -5 inches to the left of the man. it is leaning 50 degrees to the front.
the house is 17 feet to the left of the fence.

lespaulguy 3/3/2017
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A Party of Hippocrites

the hippo is 1 foot in front of the [flag] elephant. it is facing back.