Classified Cloaking Compound

A glass man is in front of a [metal] group. A 30% dark stone wall is left of the group. A silver spaceship is -4 feet behind and -18 feet left of the group. It is facing southeast. It is 5 feet above the ground. A clear alien is 4 feet behind the group. An enormous [modern] wall is 200 feet behind the group. A huge cyan light is right of and in front of the wall. Camera light is black. 5 dim orange lights are in front of and -5.5 feet above the man. 2 dim lemon lights are right of and in front of the lights. A scarlet light is left of the man. A dim orange light is above the spaceship. The arm of the man is silver

hedgehog1... 12/9/2017
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A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

A tiny 70% dark bird is in a wooden box. The ground is wood. A tiny dark bush is behind the bird. A dark bush is -1.5 feet left of the bush. A cyan light is above the bush. The sun is orange. A green light is behind and above the box. Camera light is cream. A tiny 50% dark bird is -1 feet left of and -0.6 feet behind the bird. It is facing southeast. A small 60% dark hand is -0.3 foot right of and -2 feet above and 5 inch in front of the bird. It is facing south. It is leaning 85 degrees to the left. A red light is 4 feet right of and 2 feet behind and -2.5 feet above the box. A 2 inch high earth is -4 inch left of and -1.8 inch above the hand.

A Drop In the Ocean

A silver dolphin fits in a large glass. It is facing southeast. A [dark] wall is behind the glass. The ground is shiny [water]. A blue light is above and left of the glass. A cyan light is right of the glass. Camera light is cream. A drop is right of and 0.4 inch above the dolphin. A drop is 2 inch left of and -1 inch above the drop.

Wrong Turn

A 6 inch high man is 0.7 foot in front of and -1.55 feet above a pale sea blue television. The screen of the television is [cable car]. He is leaning back. A 0.2 inch wide and 6 inch long and 0.5 inch high ski is -7.2 inch above and -1.5 inch left of and -4 inch in front of the man. It is leaning back. A 0.2 inch wide and 6 inch long and 0.5 inch high ski is -7.2 inch above and -1.8 inch right of and -4 inch in front of the man. It is leaning back. Camera light is black. A light is behind the man. A dim cyan light is right of the man. The sun is lilac. The ground is 40% dark. It is 4 feet wide [sand]. A palm tree is 3 feet left of and behind the television. 4 dim green lights are in the tree. A small palm tree is 10 feet left of the tree. A lizard is left of the television. It is facing southeast.

Urban Camouflage

A large bird is 6 feet in a shiny [car] tree. It is facing southwest. The ground is black. A green light is on the bird. A red light is behind the bird. 12 purple lights are in front of and -1 feet above the tree. The azimuth of the sun is 155 degrees. An orange light is left of and above the bird.

Windows to the Soul

The frame of a clear green window is cyan. A clear red window is 1 foot behind and -2 feet left of the window. A clear yellow window is 1 foot behind and -2 feet left of the window. 8 small lights are -0.1 inch above the window. Camera light is black. The sun is pink. A silver wall is behind the window. A tiger is 4 feet in front of the window. It is facing the window. The ground is shiny [ice]. A red light is left of and above the tiger. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. 2 yellow lights are in front of the tiger.

Security Breach

The ground is [shadow]. A building is silver. Camera light is black. 12 red lights are in the building. A huge shiny black spaceship is 45 feet above the building. It is leaning 10 degrees to the left. 4 black cars are 10 feet right of the building. They are facing southeast. 8 scarlet lights are 23 feet above the lights. A dim orange light is behind the building. A dim orange light is right of the building. A dim light is on the spaceship. A man is 70 feet behind and right of the cars. A man is 7 feet behind and 5 feet left of the man.

Tea for One

A -90% dark [cloth] table is 10 inch left of a chair. The chair is facing southwest. The cushion of the chair is [cloth]. The ground is 20 feet wide [tile]. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 350 degrees. A dim yellow light is behind and above the table. A yellow light is behind the table. A shiny cream cup is on and -1 foot right of the table. A small cream bowl is left of and behind the cup. A very tiny shiny white cube is in the bowl. An extremely tiny [red] sphere is in the cube. A dog is on the chair. It is facing the sphere. A 5.5 inch long shiny spoon is right of and behind the cup.

Hitting the High Notes

The ground is 400 feet wide [ice]. The sky is black. A very tiny giraffe is -1.5 foot in front of and -3.8 foot above a large shiny black piano. It is facing east. The sun is silver. A navy light is behind the giraffe. A red light is left of the piano. An enormous mirror is right of and -20 feet above the piano. It is facing the piano. A humongous mirror is left of and -20 feet above the piano. It is facing the piano. A lemon light is left of the giraffe. The sun is lilac.

hedgehog1... 11/26/2017
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An Abstract Evening on the Beach

A Picasso is on a huge image-11621 cube. The ground is 72 feet wide image-11219. It is 60% dark. A 1 inch wide and 36 feet high giraffe is 20 feet left of and 3 feet behind the cube. A sea green light is left of and above the giraffe. 3 red lights are left of the cube. Camera light is silver. A dark shiny boat is 14 feet right of and behind the cube. It is facing southeast. A scarlet light is in front of and above the cube. A navy light is on the cube. An easel is -2 feet right of and 10 feet in front of the cube. It is facing southwest. A small painting is -2.3 feet above and -14 inch in front of and -14 inch left of the easel. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. The sun is grey.

hedgehog1... 11/24/2017
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Fred Jones, Where Are You?

A Great Dane is in front of a image-11616 wall. A dark tree is -1 feet right of and -9 feet above the Great Dane. A 1.1 feet wide 50% cyan collar is -1.3 feet above and -1.7 feet in front of the Great Dane. It is leaning 110 degrees to the front. A 4 inch wide gold ring is -4 inch in front of and -7.2 inch above the collar. It is facing east. A 4 inch wide and 5 inch high and 1 inch deep cyan cube is -2 inch in front of and -9 inch above the ring. It is leaning 45 degrees to the left. A very tiny yellow "SD" in front of and -4.5 inch above the cube.

Playground Squabble

The sky is 1780 feet wide [school]. The ground is clear. A humongous dog is facing a humongous 50% dark cat. The cat is facing the dog. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. It is -4 foot above the ground. Camera light is black. A cyan light is in front of and -10 feet left of the dog. A red light is 20 feet above the cat. There are mountains in the background. A 20 feet high [leather] bag is 20 feet behind and -30 feet left of the cat. It is facing southeast. An enormous khaki book is 5 feet left of the dog. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back.

Eight Ball

A huge shiny [sky] "8" is leaning 90 degrees to the left. A large silver sphere is -3 feet left of and -3.5 feet above the "8". left. A large silver sphere is -2.5 feet right of and -3.5 feet above the "8". A huge sphere is 10 feet in front of the "8". The ground is clear. A huge black sphere is right of and 10 feet in front of the "8". 2 navy lights are behind the "8". The sun is cream. Camera light is navy. 8 huge shiny [metal] spheres are 2 feet behind the "8".

hedgehog1... 11/21/2017
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First Contact

A glass is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A green light is behind the glass. A scarlet light is on the glass. A 2.8 inch high woman is -0.4 inch in front of the glass. She is facing the glass. A red light is behind the woman. Camera light is black. The sun is 85% lemon. A mauve light is 2 inch behind and -2 inch above the glass. A clear flat wall is 0.6 feet above the glass. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. 7 lights are above the wall. A very tiny silver spaceship is 10 feet in front of and 6 feet above the woman. It is facing northwest. A 5 inch high man is 8 feet in front of and 2.8 feet right of the woman. A dim light is above and behind the spaceship.

The Super Bowl

A [rose] bowl is in front of a [stone] wall. The ground is 5 feet wide [mud]. Camera light is brown. A yellow light is 6 feet left of the bowl. A green light is -1 foot in front of and -2 foot above the bowl. A 20% dark bush is 3 feet left of the bowl. A bush is -2 feet left of the bush. The sky is black. A [leather] football is in front of and left of the bowl. A navy light is left of and above the bush. A navy light is in the bush.

Man Shall Not Live by Bread Alone

A 16 inch long bread is on a large [star] plate. The ground is 10 feet wide shiny [spiritual]. A glass is -6 inch right of and 1.5 inch behind the bread. The sun is black. A scarlet light is in front of the glass. Camera light is black. A cyan light is behind the plate. A navy light is left of the light. A 10 inch high 40% dark book is -5 inch behind and -8 inch left of the plate. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast. 2 orange lights are 1 inch left of and 6 inch behind the book. A dim red light is above the lights. A rose is in front of the book. It is leaning right.

hedgehog1... 11/16/2017
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Early Morning Shopping

A silver squid is 3 inch in a huge gold basket. It is facing east. The basket is 5 feet above the ground. The ground is 10 feet wide [water]. Camera light is black. A purple light is behind and above the basket. A mauve light is 2 feet left of the light. A large walrus is -1.5 feet left of and -6 feet above the basket. It is facing the basket. A light is 2 feet behind and above the walrus. A large crab is above and -3.5 feet in front of the squid. A large crab is right of and in front of and -2 feet above the crab. It is facing northeast. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. A large fish is -1.5 foot left of and above and -1 foot behind the crab. It is leaning left. It is facing southwest. The azimuth of the sun is 280 degrees.

hedgehog1... 11/15/2017
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Caught In the Act

A silver group is 1 foot in front of and -6.5 feet left of a [kitchen] wall. The ground is [tile]. Camera light is black. 4 lights are behind the group. The sun is dim. A small shiny man is -8.5 inch above and -0.8 feet left of and -8 inch behind the group. A yellow light is -2 5 inch behind the man. A red light is right of and in front of the group. A brick wall is 8 feet behind and -6 feet left of the wall. A cyan light is above the wall. A man is 6 foot in front of and -2.8 feet left of the wall. A small gingerbread man is left of and in front of the group. A dog is 6 inch right of and 2 inch in front of the gingerbread man. It is facing the gingerbread man. A very long shiny black wall is 10 feet in front of the dog. A navy light is -3 inch behind and above the dog. A dark shiny knife is -2.5 inch left of and 1.2 feet behind the gingerbread man. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back.

Poorest who can be a slave; Richest who dare to be free

A sphere is 18 inch wide [freedom]. The ground is silver. 4 small navy lights are 2 inch above the sphere. A blue light is above the sphere. A snail is right of and -0.8 foot above the sphere. Camera light is orange. A large bird is 3 feet right of and 4 feet above the snail. It is upside down. It is facing north.

Does Whatever a Spider Can

A very tiny boy is 9 inch in and -16 inch in front of a huge [hair] spider. The spider is upside down. The boy is upside down. He is leaning 20 degrees to the front. The spider is 2.8 feet above the ground. The shirt of the boy is [hair]. An [indoor] wall is 1 foot behind the spider. It is -4.5 feet above the ground. A shiny texture wall is on the wall. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A shiny wall is -2 feet left of the wall. It is facing east. It is on the ground. The ground is shiny black. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the boy. A dim scarlet light is in front of and right of the light. A dim lemon light is left of the boy. The sun is cream.

hedgehog1... 11/12/2017
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The Ghosts of Time

A silver clock is in a clear clock. The clear clock is in a clear clock. The ground is water. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is above the clock. A huge flat wide clear wall is right of and 5 feet behind the clock. A tiny man is -2 feet left of and in front of the clock. He is on the ground. A red light is left of the man. 2 navy lights are behind the man. The azimuth of the sun is 30 degrees. 2 dim lights are above and in front of and right of the man. A bird is -4.2 inch above and 6 inches in front of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front.

Murder on the Orient Express

There are mountains in the background. A long dark [track] road is on a small building. A first 30% dark [metal] train is on the road. A second 30% dark [metal] train is behind the first train. A small 30% dark [metal] train is -1 feet in front of the first train. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. The building is 2 feet wide [wood]. The ground is silver. The background is very tall. The sun is grey. A cyan light is right of the train. A small man is left of and -6 feet in front of the first train. He is facing southwest. A light is left of the man. Camera light is navy. A light is left of the building. A navy light is above the man. A 2.5 feet high man is 8.8 feet left of and -6.7 feet above and 10 feet in front of the man. He is facing east. He is leaning 45 degrees to the front. A brown light is left of the man. The suit of the man is navy. The azimuth of the sun is 290 degrees.

All Your Base are Belong to Us

A 20 feet long shiny [tile] cylinder is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A cream light is -1 feet above the cylinder. A 10 feet long clear cyan cylinder is -1 inch right of the cylinder. It is facing east. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 2 inch high alien is left of the cylinder. A 4 inch high earth is 6 feet behind and -2 inch left of the alien. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. 4 red lights are above the alien. 2 lights are behind the alien. A 3 inch high dark rocket is right of and -1 inch above the alien. A 2 inch high dark alien is 2 feet behind and 2 inch left of the alien. 12 blue lights are behind the alien. Camera light is scarlet. The sun is sea green. A 3 inch high 60% khaki alien is 3 feet in front of the alien. The eye of the alien is shiny and malachite green.

hedgehog1... 11/4/2017
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A Man Drawn to Life

A tiny cyan man is -4 inch above 10 feet long and 2 foot high shiny black French fries. The ground is clear. 6 orange lights are behind and 3 foot above the man. A 20 feet long shiny 40% dark pencil is 4 feet in front of and -5 feet right of and 1.5 foot above the French fries. It is facing northwest. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back. Camera light is dim navy. A very tiny shiny black building is behind the French fries. 3 maroon lights are 4 feet in front of the French fries. A small dark rock is in front of the French fries. The sun is pink.

Spent the Day In Bed

A man is on a gold bed. The blanket of the bed is [cream]. A dark bus is behind the bed. It is facing east. A shiny train is -6 feet left of the bus. The ground is clear and dark. A humongous wall is behind and -60 feet right of the bus. It is 35 feet wide [rain]. It is 50% dark. The sun is pink. A cyan light is behind the bed. A lemon light is in front of and above the bed. A red light is right of and above the bus. A shiny rug is 5 feet in front of and -5 feet above the bed. It is leaning front.

hedgehog1... 11/2/2017
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Ice Demons

A silver crocodile is 10 feet high and 200 feet long. A 4 feet wide and 12 feet high clear cyan monster is 1.5 feet right of and -20 feet in front of the crocodile. The ground is 50% dark and 600 feet high. The sky is 1000 feet wide [nebula]. 4 lights are behind the monster. A 50 feet high clear insect is behind the crocodile. A pink light is in front of the crocodile. A green light is behind the insect. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is next to the light.

Angel of the North

An 80% dark [texture] woman. Camera light is black. 4 lights are -3 feet above and -4 feet in front of the woman. She is facing northwest. The ground is very dark and 200 feet high. The azimuth of the sun is 260 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 15 degrees. The sun is navy.

Source Code

A silver sphere is 2 inch in front of a humongous city. The city is facing southeast. A train is 10 feet in front of and -134 feet left of the city. It is facing east. Camera light is black. A light is right of the train. A light is behind the light. A huge soldier is -10.4 feet in front of the light. A huge scarlet light is -14.6 feet above the train. The ground is 40% dark. The sun is lilac. A 2.5 feet high woman is 1 feet in front of the soldier. She is facing the soldier.

hedgehog1... 10/28/2017
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"Blue Squadron here... we've located the Guidance Chips..."

Flies on French fries

hedgehog1... 10/28/2017
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Always Time for a Cuppa

A silver pot is -1.5 feet in front of and -6.1 inches above and -1 foot left of a golden stove. A large tall [kitchen] wall is 2 feet in front of the stove. A large 30% dark [kitchen] wall is left of the stove. It is facing east. A large tall [kitchen] wall is 2 feet right of the stove. It is facing east. The sky is cream. The panel of the stove is dark marmalade. A pink light is behind the pot. A scarlet light is right of the pot. A 4 inch wide maroon sofa is 6 inch right of and -1 inch in front of the pot. It is facing southwest. It is -6.1 inches above the stove. A 1 inch high and 2 inch wide and 2 inch deep table is -1 inch left of and -1 inch in front of the sofa. It is -6.1 inches above the stove. A 1 inch high flower is -0.1 inch above the table. A 0.2 inch high cup is right of the flower. It is -0.1 inch above the table. A blue light is right of the stove. A 1.5 inch high dog is 1 inch left of the table. It is facing the sofa. It is -6.1 inches above the stove. A 0.8 inch high shiny black "Tea minus 5 seconds" is -2.3 inch above and -8 inch behind and -19 inch left of the stove.

Fetchez La Vache!

A very tiny castle is in front of and -12 feet above and -22 feet left of a large image-11565 wall. It is 18 inch wide [stone]. The roof of the castle is [cream]. A tiny [cow] cow is above and -1 foot left of the castle. It is facing the castle. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. Camera light is black. A light is above the cow. A scarlet light is in front of the castle. A scarlet light is left of and 2 feet above the castle.

Welcome to the Brotherhood

A shiny image-11564 window is in front of a black shiny building. The ground is dark red. A silver wall is 10 feet in front of the window. A torch is right of the window. It is [wood]. It is leaning left. The flame of the torch is [fire]. 2 red lights are right of the torch. A dark gold jug is right of the torch. Camera light is navy. The sun is pink.

"So you're still sure this campsite got 5 stars?"

A silver car is in front of a dark gold camper. The ground is 30 feet wide [dirt]. The sun is pink. A 50% dark [green] tent is 20 feet right of the camper. A man is in front of the tent. A woman is right of the man. She is facing the man. Camera light is black. A huge red light is behind the camper.

The Spookmobile

A ghost fits in a clear house. The house is -1 foot above a huge clear car. A 20 feet high ghost is -40 feet in front of and -25 feet above and -20 feet left of the car. A huge bat is -10 feet above and left of the house. A huge bat is 2 feet above and 2 feet in front of the bat. It is leaning left. A huge bat is -8 feet above and right of and in front of the house. It is leaning right. A huge bat is left of and -3 feet above the bat. It is leaning left. An enormous bat is 6.5 feet above and 4 feet right of the bat. It is facing north. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The mirror of the car is shiny black. The handle of the car is shiny black. The sun is silver. Camera light is 40% green. A huge clear house is 50 feet behind and 100 feet right of the car. It is facing southeast. An enormous tree is 200 feet behind the car. An enormous dark tree is behind the tree. It is facing west. The ground is 30% dark.

An Orbital Predicament

A large dark gold star is on a clear pyramid. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The top of the pyramid is silver. The ground is 20 feet wide [hot]. It is 40% dark. A tiny spaceship is -7 feet above and behind the pyramid. It is facing east. It is upside down. A cyan light is 10 feet right of the spaceship. A rock is -8 feet above and 2 feet behind and -8 feet right of the pyramid. A red light is behind the rock. A rock is above and right of the rock. A rock is -15 feet above and 2 feet left of the rock. A scarlet light is 10 feet right of and -20 feet above the rock. A rock is 10 feet left of the rock. A rock is -5 feet above and 2 feet right of the rock. A small shiny man is -4 feet above the rock. He is upside down.

Danger on the Black Forest Autobahn

The sky is [forest]. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. The ground is 50 feet wide and 5 feet high. It is black and shiny. A shiny car is leaning 6 degrees to the back. It is 8 inch above the ground. The sun is lilac. Ambient light is black. 6 dim lights are -10 inch in front of and -3 feet above the car. 4 red lights are behind the car. 2 green lights are 80 feet behind the car. A blue light is 120 feet behind the car. A silver spaceship is -2 feet above and -60 feet in front of the car. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front.

Big Fish

A big fish is on a giant man. Camera light is black. A telephone line is -6 foot behind and -22 foot above the man. The sun is pink. A red light is 6 inch in front of and -1 foot above the fish. A light is 10 feet left of the man. Ambient light is navy. The shirt of the man is [wild]. A big shiny brown shoe is -5.2 foot above and -1.3 feet in front of the telephone line. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. It is 1.2 feet right of the man. A big shiny brown shoe is left of and -2 foot above the shoe. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. A 1.2 foot high black boot is 2 feet left of the shoe. A 1.2 feet high black boot is left of and -1.5 foot above the boot. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front. A cyan light is right of the telephone line. A tree is behind and right of the man. A shiny yellow flower is -2 feet above and in front of the man. A huge wide silver wall is 20 feet right of the man. It is facing east. A large building is 5 feet right of and -18 feet above the wall. A lemon light is left of and -10 feet above the building.

hedgehog1... 10/21/2017
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Once I Dreamed of Stormy Lands

A woman is in a green desert. She is leaning 20 degrees to the back. The ground is 120 feet high and shiny. A giraffe is left of and behind and -10 feet above the woman. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. A silver tree is 16 feet left of and behind the giraffe. A silver tree is left of and behind the tree. A silver tree is behind the tree. It is facing east.

hedgehog1... 10/21/2017
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Still Searching, Still Waiting...

A dodo is above a very large silver dodecahedron. A very large silver dodecahedron is 2 feet above the dodo. A very large silver dodecahedron is 2 feet behind the dodo. A very large silver dodecahedron is 2 feet left of the dodo. A very large silver dodecahedron is 2 feet right of the dodo. A very large silver dodecahedron is 2 feet in front of the dodo. A large flat silver wall is left of the dodo. A large flat silver wall is 4 feet right of the dodo. Camera light is black. A light is on the dodo. Ambient light is black. The sun is mauve. A green light is left of the dodo. A yellow light is left of and above the dodo. A scarlet light is above the light.

Frozen Spirits

The sky is [cold]. It is upside down. The ground is silver. A shiny [ice] hand is leaning 5 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A dim cyan light is above and right of the hand. A light is in front of the hand. A navy light is above the light. A dim green light is above and left of the light. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees.