hedgehog1... 2/1/2019
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Encounter With a Snowdog

image-12504 ground. An invisible cat. A 100 feet high [snow] dog is 140 feet right of and 350 feet in front of the cat. It is facing north. Camera light is black.

Wood You Care to Dance?

Bark backdrop. Wooden clog on a log. It is facing northwest. It is leaning 15 degrees to the back. A brown light is above the clog. An orange light is 2 feet behind the light. The sun is pink. A huge insect is on the log. Ambient light is black. An orange light is above and behind the clog. A navy light is 4 feet right of the log.

Chasing Chakras

A silver sphere is left of a silver sphere. Sky is [square]. Ground is grass. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. A silver sphere is in front of the sphere. A silver sphere is right of the sphere. A small silver sphere is -3.2 inch left of and -3.5 inch behind the sphere. A large marmalade tree is 10 feet above the sphere. A tiny silver sphere is on the sphere.

Handle With Care

A dark 20% shiny [grey] air vent is 1 foot in front of a [black] wall. A 1.3 foot wide and 3 feet high silver door is 4 inch behind the air vent. A red light is behind the air vent. Camera light is black. A navy light is 10 feet in front of the door. A small dark shiny sign is left of and -1 feet above the vent. The sky is [yellow]. The sun is sea green. A face is 2 feet in front of and -1 inch left of and -3 inch above the sign. Ambient light is silver.

hedgehog1... 1/26/2019
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Claustrophobia

image-12482 backdrop. 4 inch high emoji is 8 inch right of and -9 inch above a 5 inch high emoji. A 3 inch high emoji is 4.5 inch right of and -6 inch above the 4 inch high emoji.

Voyage to the Painted Lands

[Sunrise] backdrop. The ground is shiny [path]. A wooden boat. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is in front of and right of the boat. The sun is navy. A light is -1 feet above the boat. A man is -4 feet in front of and -3 feet above the boat. 2 dim cyan lights are in front of the boat.

Cleopatra's Dream

Water backdrop. A [metal] rocket. A large shiny woman is 6 feet right of and -20 feet above the rocket. Camera light is black. A light is left of and in front of and above the rocket. A huge tiger is -7 feet left of and behind the rocket. It is facing east.

An Exotic Escapade

A 7 feet high lilac building is -4 feet above a tent. Camera light is black. An orange light is in front of and left of the tent. A 6 feet high lilac building is in front of the building. A 6.5 feet high lilac building is behind the 7 feet high building. A purple light is 4 feet right of the building. The sun is cream. An anteater is in front of and -5 foot left of and -5.8 feet above the tent. It is facing the tent. It is leaning 5 degrees to the front. A small 50% dark chair is in front of and -3.5 feet right of and -5.8 feet above the tent. A flask is 1 inch right of the chair.

hedgehog1... 1/23/2019
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Meloncholia

A melon is in a large ball. 70% Dark Cloud backdrop. The sky is [forest]. Camera light is black. A brown light is left of the melon. The sun is mauve. A tiny moon is 3 feet above the ball. A cyan light is 2 feet right of the moon.

hedgehog1... 1/23/2019
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How do you like your Malibu Driver, shaken or stirred?

A man is -4 feet above and -6 feet left of a dark shiny indigo car. He is leaning 40 degrees to the back. Kitchen backdrop. The sun is cream. A huge orange is -1 foot right of and behind the car. A huge coconut is behind the orange.

TV Dinner

A small table is on a chair. A cream plate is on the table. A 1 foot high grey television is on the plate. It is facing southwest. A 10 inch long spoon is left of the plate. It is facing north. A fork is right of the plate. It is facing north. A glass is 2 inch left of and -3 inch behind and -1.2 inch above the spoon. A bottle is 5 inch in front of and -2 inch right of the glass. The screen of the television is 3 inch wide [dinner]. A tomato is -4 inch right of and -4 inch in front of and -1.05 foot above the television. Camera light is black. Ground is 10 feet wide wood. A dark [wall] wall is 1 foot behind the chair. The sun is black. A lemon light is above and -3 feet in front of the chair. A door is 1.5 foot right of and 5 inch behind the chair. A dim cyan light is -3 inch in front of and -3 inch left of and -2 inch above the television. The label of the bottle is [grape]. The bottle is facing southwest.

Sorry, this area's off limits...

A small [black] window is -3 inch right of a flat black wall. [Forest] backdrop. A small black window is right of the window. It is facing east. A tiny man is -1.3 feet right of and -1 feet in front of the window. Camera light is black. An orange light is right of the man. A small shiny table is 3 inch right of and in front of the man. A tiny marble vase is on the table. A very tiny bird is -1 inch in front of and -1 inch left of the vase. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. 3 purple lights are -6 inch right of and above the bird. A green light is 2 inch above and left of the light.

Revenge of the Black Swan

[City] backdrop. A swan. A man is 50 feet left of and 20 feet in front of and -30 feet above the swan. He is facing the swan. Ambient light is charcoal. Shadow plane. The azimuth of the sun is 310 degrees. Camera light is black. A man is 50 feet left of and 15 feet in front of and -30 feet above the swan. He is facing the swan. A large bird is 20 feet above and 5 feet left of the man. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 85 degrees to the front.

hedgehog1... 1/19/2019
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What manner of beast are you, little one?

30% shiny woman backdrop. A man is leaning right. Camera light is pale blue. Shadow plane.

Industrial Revolution

A humongous clear pasta is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A humongous clear pasta is -2 feet above the pasta. A humongous silver pasta is -1 foot above the pasta. It is facing southeast. It is leaning 45 degrees to the back. Ground is shiny black. Shiny [city] backdrop. A very tiny man is left of the pasta. He is on the ground. He is facing the pasta. A silver tube is left of the man. Sky is [pipe].

hedgehog1... 1/18/2019
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Ocean Drive

A tiny shiny car is 6 inch in a shiny [water] cushion. It is upside down. Camera light is indigo. A very tiny man is -1.3 foot above and 9 inch right of the car. He is facing southwest. He is leaning forward. A green light is in front of the man. A maroon light is left of the man. A very tiny boat is right of and -2 inch above the car. It is facing west. A very tiny dark shiny bag is behind and 8 inch right of and -1.4 feet above the car. It is facing northeast. It is leaning back. A small fish is left of and above the bag. It is facing southeast. It is leaning forward.

Nero Fiddled...

A [roman] building is behind a humongous glass wall. Ground is 50% shiny [dirt]. [Fire] backdrop. A man is 4 feet right of and 20 feet in front of the building. The robe of the man is cream. The trim of the man is white. A large violin is in front of and -4.5 feet above and -2 feet right of the man. It is leaning 55 degrees to the front. It is facing southwest. A red light is 10 feet right of and 6 feet in front of the man. An orange light is right of the building. Camera light is black. A yellow light is 25 feet left of the man. A large bow is -3 feet left of and in front of the violin. It is leaning 40 degrees to the right. A tiger is -4.2 feet right of and -10 feet behind the building. It is facing southeast.

Sound of the Suburbs

A black shiny car is -12 feet in front of and -8 feet right of a house. The house is -4.7 feet above the ground. The car is on the ground. [Suburb] backdrop. Ground is 20 feet wide [street]. A man is right of and -2 feet in front of the car. He is facing the car. Camera light is black. A light is right of and above the house. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. A drum kit is 10 feet left of the car. A tiny jet is 5 feet above and left of the house. Backdrop is 10% shiny. A shiny brown bucket is behind the man.

Elegy Written In a Country Church-yard

Image-12444 cube. [Poetry] backdrop. A very tiny woman is 2 inch in front of and -1.4 feet above the cube. She is facing the cube. The sun is pink. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the woman. An orange light is right of the light. A 10 inch high dark church is -1 feet behind and -6 inch above and left of the woman. A bird is -9 inch above and -1 inch in front of the cube. It is leaning 80 degrees to the front. It is dusk.

hedgehog1... 1/13/2019
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On Chaliced Flowers That Lies

Black backdrop. The sun is black. A silver chalice is upside down. A face is behind the chalice. Ambient light is silver. A clear building is left of the chalice. A tree is left of the building. A light is above the chalice. A flower is -1.2 foot above the chalice. Camera light is black. A clear sphere is -6 inch above the chalice.

Down By the Boardwalk

A tiny [cool] detective is on a shiny table. Camera light is black. A red light is right of the table. A green light is left of the table. A black building is -1 feet behind and 1 feet right of the table. It is -1 feet above the ground. The trim of the building is shiny brown. Ground is 50 feet wide water. Background is city. The floor of the building is 4 feet wide wood. Background is shiny and dark. A dog is 3 feet right of the table.

Union Jack of All Trades

[Absence] backdrop. A shiny coin. Sky is [room]. Camera light is cream. A large shiny card is behind the coin. An extremely tiny [uk] flag is -1 inch left of the card. It is facing north. A tiny shiny [europe] sphere is in front of the flag. It is leaning left. Ambient light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. Shadow plane.

Beneath a Fur Ball Moon

Black backdrop. A small [fur] sphere. Camera light is black. A dog is right of and -2 feet above the sphere. The sun is 75% lemon. Ground is 20% shiny. 2 blue lights are 2 feet left of and 1 foot above the dog. Sky is [black]. A large cactus is 10 feet behind and 9 feet right of the dog. A coyote is behind the cactus. It is facing the dog.

hedgehog1... 1/8/2019
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On Safari

A very tiny man is -17 inch above and -10 inch in front of a tiny dark blue truck. A tiny giraffe is 4 feet right of and in front of the truck. A tiny tiger is -2 feet above and -4 feet in front of the giraffe. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A tiny giraffe is behind the giraffe. A light is above the truck.

Fisherman's Tale

image-12421 backdrop. Dark water ground. A man is -1 foot above the ground. Camera light is brown. A fishing rod is -2.5 feet above and -1 foot in front of and -6 inch left of the man. It is leaning back. A huge fish is -4 feet in front of the man. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. It is -3 feet above the ground. The sun is sea blue. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. A 0.1 inch wide and 0.1 inch high and 7 feet deep rectangle is -3 feet above and -5.7 feet in front of the fish. It is leaning 50 degrees to the front. A cyan light is in front of and above the man. A lemon light is -3 feet above and -1 feet in front of and -6 inch right of the fish. A maroon light is left of and -4 feet above the man.

hedgehog1... 1/5/2019
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Oh, I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside!

image-12416 backdrop. A large 60% dark tyrannosaurus rex is 30 feet left of and -28 feet above a diplodocus. It is facing the diplodocus. Camera light is black. The azimuth of the sun is 330 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 60 degrees. The sun is silver. A light is behind and 120 feet above the diplodocus

Celebrating With Frank and Ginger

A small man is -0.1 inch above and -5.2 inch right of a [rainbow] table. He is facing east. Camera light is black. The sun is black. A peach light is above and in front of the man. The ground is wood. A large light is behind and above the table. A tiny shiny man is in front of the table. A shiny orange present is -6 inch right of the man. A silver jellyfish is 2.5 inch left of the small man. It is upside down. A silver jellyfish is -1.5 feet above the jellyfish. Rainbow sky. A blue light is 2 feet behind and above the present.

hedgehog1... 1/4/2019
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Eagle Squadron March

A [mountain] backdrop. A first eagle is in front of a second eagle. A bomb is -34 inch above the first eagle. A bomb is -32 inch above the second eagle. An eagle is behind the second eagle. A bomb is -30 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -28 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -26 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -24 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -22 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -20 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -18 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. A bomb is -16 inch above the eagle. An eagle is behind the eagle. The sun is peach. Camera light is black. An orange light is 3 feet below and left of and in front of the first eagle. A brown light is below the eagle.

∞

A 10% shiny "8" is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is 1 foot wide [nebula]. It is 1 foot high and 0.2 inch deep. Space backdrop. A 5 inch high silver spaceship is above the "8". It is upside down. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. It is facing east. A blue light is below the spaceship

hedgehog1... 1/1/2019
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Think Pink

A pigeon is on a statue. it is leaning right. Sky backdrop. camera light is ruby red. The sun is purple. A statue is 1.2 feet in front of the statue. It is facing north. A pigeon is on the statue. It is facing north. A cream light is behind the pigeon. A sea green light is behind the statue. A tiny dark tree is right of and -6.7 feet in front of the statue.

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

image-12394 sky. A 7 feet high gorilla is next to an enormous book. A 6.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 6 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 5.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 4.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 4 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 3.5 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. A 3 feet high gorilla is left of the gorilla. The terrain is 50 feet wide [literature]. The cover of the book is leather. Camera light is brown. A navy light is right of and in front of the gorilla. A flat trump is in front of the book. The sun is lilac. A light is in front of and -3 feet above the trump

Prisoners of Our Own Device

A shiny [jail] backdrop. Sun is maroon. A flat black shiny bird is above and left of a man. Camera light is black. The man is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A cabinet is 5 inch left of and -8.5 feet above and in front of the man. It is facing north. A [sunset] photograph is on and -1.6 foot left of the cabinet. It is leaning back. A lemon light is behind the photograph. The ground is [arid]. A black pot is 10 inch left of the photograph. It is facing east. A black cup is right of the pot.

A Finely Balanced Act

A [curtain] backdrop. A shiny door is 2 feet wide metal. A shiny door is 2 feet right of and -7.1 feet above the door. It is 2 feet wide metal. A woman is -1 feet above the door. A shiny door is 2 feet right of the door. It is 2 feet wide metal. Camera light is maroon. The sun is brown. A light is behind the door. A man is left of the light. A man is 1.1 feet left of the man. A light is left of the man. A navy light is 2 feet in front of and 4 feet left of the door. A rig is 1 foot above the man. It is leaning 99 degrees to the left. A green light is 1 foot above the man. A woman is -3.2 feet left of and -1.2 feet above the man. She is leaning right. A woman is 5.5 feet right of the woman. She is leaning left. A large rose is 4 feet in front of and left of and -5 feet above the woman. It is leaning right. A large rose is 3 feet left of and -6.5 feet above and 1 foot in front of the rose. It is leaning 50 degrees to the left. Ambient light is brown. A lemon light is 20 feet left of the rose.

hedgehog1... 12/27/2018
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Juggling Family Life

A [pool] backdrop. A man is 15.5 feet left of a woman. The man is leaning 12 degrees to the left. The woman is leaning 2 degrees to the right. She is -6 feet above the man. A child is above and 3 feet right of the man. The child is leaning 10 degrees to the right. A dog is above and 3 feet left of the woman. It is leaning 15 degrees to the left. Camera light is black. A light is above the man. A tiny dark shiny houseboat is -17.5 feet above and 6 inch left of the dog. It is facing southwest. Shadow plane. The sun is pink. The azimuth of the sun is 300 degrees.

Window on the World of Colour

image-12382 backdrop. A 1 foot high hedgehog is right of a 10 inch high hedgehog. A 9 inch high hedgehog is left of the 10 inch high hedgehog. An 8 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog. A 7 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog. A 7 inch high hedgehog is left of the hedgehog.

Out-of-Body Experience

[Snow] backdrop. Shadow plane. A [black] building. Sun is navy. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and in front of the building. A purple light is right of and in front of the building. The wall of the building is 20% shiny brown. A tiny man is -14 feet above and -10 feet in front of and -20 feet left of the building. A light is right of the man. A shiny black wall is 9 inch above and -1.5 foot left of the man. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A navy light is below and behind the man. A small [rug] rug is -1 feet above and -1 feet in front of the man. A tiny chair is on the rug. It is facing west. It is -1.9 feet right of the rug.

"Rudolph, we're a day late!"

[Snow] backdrop. Shadow plane. A [white] building. Sun is navy. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and in front of the building. 2 yellow lights are -12 feet above the building. A purple light is right of and in front of the building. A man is -1.5 feet right of the building. A cream light is in front of and right of the man. A light is above and in front of the man. A deer is 4 feet right of the man. It is facing the man.

Stained Glass Wilderness

An [ancient] shiny backdrop. Ground is 75 feet wide [grassland]. Ground is 20% dark. Sky is [church]. It is leaning forward. Sun is silver. A silver building is behind a black tree. A giraffe is in front of and -7 feet left of the building. A 20% dark shiny rainbow is behind the building. It is leaning back. It is facing southwest. A large silver giraffe is behind and 9 feet left of the building. It is facing east.