Nanook 3/23/2020
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Who is in Control?

a enormous rat is -11.7 feet behind a 3 feet long and 15 feet deep and .1 inch tall mouse gray rug. a 2.2 feet tall human head is -1.3 feet above and -1.5 feet in front of and -.1 feet right of the rat. it faces left. it leans 39 degrees to the back. a .8 feet tall clear orange tube is 1 feet in front of the rat. it leans 90 degrees to the front. it faces the rat. a 1 inch tall and 5 inch wide white circle is 3 inch right of and 3 inch in front of the tube. 1st small plum pickle is 5 inch right of the tube. it leans 90 degrees to the southwest. 2nd small plum pickle is 1 feet behind the tube. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 3rd small plum pickle is 1 feet right of the 2nd pickle. it faces northwest. it leans 80 degrees to the northwest. backdrop is hospital. shadow plane is invisible. a 2.2 feet tall gas mask is 2 feet left of and -1 feet above and 1.9 feet in front of the rat. it faces back. the body of the mask is sky blue.

Nanook 11/11/2016
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#totwjokes

ROLLER BEAR DERBY

1st skateboard is left of a 2nd skateboard. 1st polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 1st skateboard. 3rd skateboard is 3 feet behind the 1st skateboard. 4th skateboard is left of the 3rd skateboard. 2nd polar bear is -0.2 feet above and -1 feet right of the 4th skateboard. a 300 feet long road is 0.1 feet below the 1st skateboard. a orange light is right of the 2nd bear. a green light is right of the 1st bear. a yellow light is above the 1st bear

Falling Man Walking Jackman after Ernest Trova

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Nanook 1/16/2020
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Eye-Phone Hands Free Driving

a huge sage green phone. 1st eye is -.48 feet above and -.96 feet in front of and -1.92 feet left of the phone. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 2nd eye is right of the 1st eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 3rd eye is right of the 2nd eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 4th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -.28 feet above the 1st eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 5th eye is right of the 4th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 6th eye is right of the 5th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 7th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -.27 feet above the 4th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 8th eye is right of the 7th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 9th eye is right of the 8th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. 10th eye is -.1 inch in front of and -2.98 inch above the 8th eye. it leans 45 degrees to the back. it leans 45 degrees to the back. the label of the phone is white. the body of the phone is red. 1st huge ear is -.4 feet right of and -.8 feet above and -1.4 feet behind the phone. 2nd huge ear is -1.2 feet left of and -1.4 feet behind and -.8 feet above the phone. a large headwear is -.4 feet above and -1.7 feet behind and -2.8 feet left of the phone. backdrop is road.

Nanook 9/2/2016
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If I Had A Hammer.......Challenge :-)

a hammer is 3 feet above the ground. it leans 34 degrees to the southwest. the head of the hammer is silver. a 70 feet long fence is 8 feet behind the hammer and on the ground. a tree is -14 feet behind the fence. the ground is matte. the camera light is tan