We are a blank channel

A cyan clear man is above the floor. A big television -18 inches in front of the man. The television is 60 inches above the floor. the television is -29 inches to the right. the extremely tiny rainbow is -5 inches in front of the television. The rainbow is facing east. The rainbow is upside down. The rainbow is leaning 85 degrees to the left. The ground is clear. The floor is 50 feet above the ground. A dark cyan clear woman is 50 inches behind the man. A big television -22 inches in front of the woman. The television is 54 inches above the floor. the television is -40 inches to the right. a second extremely tiny rainbow is -80 inches in front of the television. The rainbow is facing west. The rainbow is upside down. The rainbow is leaning 85 degrees to the left. The woman is facing north. The television is facing north. The sky is [tvblank1]. The floor is [tvblank]. The ambient light is dark pink. A huge clear tree -40 feet behind the man. The tree is facing east. The rainbows are dull. The televisions are grey. the televisions are shiny. The tree is 5 feet to the right. The tree is -60 feet above the floor. The floor is reflective.

Come with me, human.

The ambient light is navy. The camera light is navy. The sky is facing up. A shiny whale 30 feet above the ground. A extremely strong pink light above the whale. The ground is clear. The whale is leaning -20 degrees to the front. A big pyramid 60 inches inside the whale. The pyramid is upside down. A human above the pyramid. The human is facing north. a pink light 1 inch above the human. a big shiny moon symbol 80 inches to the right of the human. A big shiny moon symbol 80 inches to the left of the human. the moon symbol is facing north. A clear arc of triumph in front of the whale. The arc of triumph is 10 feet above the ground.

The Thinker

the marble sculpture. the very huge polka dot egg is 3.7 feet in the sculpture. it is -1.5 foot behind the sculpture. the 5 very tiny trees are 3 feet in front of the sculpture. the ground is grass. the very wide fence is behind the trees. the enormous bird is to the left of the sculpture. it is facing right. the [polka dot] texture is on the bird. the texture is 1 foot tall. the ground is shiny.
the camera light is black. the tan light is above and two feet to the right of the sculpture. the cyan light is 1 foot above the sculpture.

Something random

there is a road. there is a unicorn on the road. unicorn is rainbow. cat on the unicorn. there is a road behind the road. there is a small car 5 feet behind the unicorn. there is a car 5 feet behind the car. there is a car 5 feet behind the car. there is a car 5 feet in front of unicorn. there is a big house on the left of the road. there is a big house on the right of the road. ground is grass. there is a very long fence 12 feet on left of the unicorn. fence is facing unicorn. there is a very long fence 12 feet on right of the unicorn. fence is facing unicorn. sky is cloud.

dodo on the fire planet

the ground has the [fire] image. the [fire] image is 120 feet tall.
a tiny ball. a 100 feet high and 500 feet wide clear wall is right of the tiny ball. it leans 75 degrees to the front. the sky is black.
a 20 feet tall shiny dodo is 2 feet behind the wall. the sun's altitude is 40 degrees. the sun's azimuth is 160 degrees. the ambient light is red. a blue light is in front of the dodo. there is a red light -50 feet in front of the wall.

no gods no masters II

1st clear rectangle 1 inch above ground. it is 10 feet tall and 20 feet long. 2nd clear rectangle is 10 feet tall. it is 1 inch above ground. it is 20 feet long. it is 1 inch in front of 1st rectangle. 3rd clear rectangle is 10 feet tall. it is 1 inch off ground. it is 20 feet long. it is 1 inch behind 1st rectangle. there is a flat tree 10 feet in 1st rectangle. 2 pink lights 30 feet above ground. they are 1 inch behind 3rd rectangle. 1 dim magenta light 30 feet above ground. it is 1 inch behind 3rd rectangle. 1 blue light 20 feet above ground. it is 1 inch in front of 2nd rectangle. 1st gold statue is 10 feet in 3rd rectangle. it is -3 feet to the right of 3rd rectangle. 2nd gold statue is 11.5 feet in 1st rectangle. it is -4 feet to the left of 1st rectangle. it is 6 feet tall. the sky is silver. the ground is shiny teal.

Gravity?

isaac newton. a large red glass apple is to the right of isaac newton. the apple is 3 feet off the ground. another large red glass apple is to the left of isaac newton. the apple is 3 feet off the ground. the sun is green. the ambient light is pink. the camera light is red. the ground is [science]. [science] is 108 feet long. the sky is [science]. [science] is 2000 feet long. a large white apple tree is behind isaac newton. a white light is right of isaac newton. a white light is left of isaac newton.

Bodega Bay, 1963

A large snail is -0.3 inches above a bucket. It is facing southeast. The bucket is upside down. It is 4 inch wide wood. The ground is shiny water. A seagull is 6 inches above the snail. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. A seagull is 1.9 feet right of and -2 inches above the snail. It is facing the snail. It is leaning 30 degrees to the front. A seagull is 2 feet right of and 2 feet behind and 1.5 feet above the snail. It is facing the snail. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. A seagull is 1 foot left of and -1 foot above the seagull. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A seagull is 5 feet behind the seagull. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A dark gold boat is 40 feet behind and 15 feet right of the bucket. It is -16 inches above the ground. It is leaning 2 degrees to the back. A 4 feet high woman is -3.3 feet above the boat. The altitude of the sun is 170 degrees. The sun is scarlet. Camera light is black. A red light is in front of the bucket. A seagull is 0.8 feet right of and -5 inches above the snail. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 40 degrees to the front.

Amelie

the bridge is over the 10000 foot long shiny river. There is one tree 1 inch left of the bridge. There is one tree 1 inch right of the bridge. It is partly cloudy. The sky is light green. the ground is shiny.

choffmannyc 11/9/2014
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Time Flies

The sky has a Seurat texture. The ground is shiny. The tree is on the ground. The tree is six feet tall. A large clock is ten feet to the right of the tree. A white bird is above the clock.

reaching the next level

the very tiny tree is in the transparent cube. the ground is shiny black. the transparent cylinder is 12 inches above the cube. the transparent sphere is 5 inches to the right of the cylinder. it is 10 inches above the cube. the transparent pyramid is on the cube. it is slightly to the left. the very tiny man is on the cube.

i wanna die

it is morning. the sky is [rainbow]. the ground is huge shiny water. there is a shiny grey dolphin. the dolphin is facing north. it is -1.5 meter above the ground. it is leaning 45 degrees to the back.
the 0.3 meter tall white "i wanna die" is 0.3 meters above the dolphin. it is facing south

mcmahan 11/5/2015
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the big glass spoon is leaning backwards. the extremely tiny striped mauve tiger is -6 inch behind the spoon. it is leaning backwards. the body of the tiger is opaque and striped.
The spoon is -1.85 feet above and -3.5 yards in front of a tiny mountain. the mountain is glass.
A very tiny mauve bunny is -2 inches in front of and -1.7 inches above the spoon. It is leaning forwards. It is facing the tiger. the ear of the bunny is orange.
the ground is metal brown.

whales of... 11/6/2015
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antelope cathedral

the sky is honeydew. the ground is shiny spring green. there is an 8 feet tall clear cube. there is a 3 feet tall red cube 1.5 feet in the clear cube. there is a four feet high clear wall four feet in the clear cube. there is a two feet high translucent cyan cube in front of the clear cube. it is 1 feet to the left. there is a two feet high translucent lawn green cube in front of the clear cube. it is 1 feet to the right. there is a translucent red antelope in front of the clear cube. the antelope is 7 feet in the the ground.

mcmahan 11/8/2015
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My spoon is too big

There is a white egg. It is leaning 90 degrees to the right. It is 3 feet long .It is 2 feet above the ground.
The first white sphere is on top of the egg. It is 2 feet tall.
The second white sphere is -10 inches east of the first white sphere. It is -10 inches south of the first white sphere. It is -12 inches above the first white sphere. It is .8 feet tall. The first tiny black sphere is -3 inches south of the second white sphere. It is -5 inches east of the second white sphere. It is -.5 feet above the second white sphere.
The third white sphere is -8 inches south of the first white sphere. It is -12 inches above the first white sphere. It is .8 feet tall. The second tiny black sphere is -3 inches south of the third white sphere. It is -5 inches east of the third white sphere. It is -.5 feet above the third white sphere.
The first black hockey stick is 3 feet long. It is leaning 100 degrees to the north. It is -1 foot under the egg. it is -10 inches south of the egg.
The second black hockey stick is 3 feet long. It is leaning 100 degrees to the north. It is -1 foot under the egg. it is -10 inches north of the egg.
There is a white spoon east of the egg. It is 10 feet long. It is leaning 90 degrees to the south. It is 2 feet above the ground.
There is a large bowl east of the spoon. It is on the ground.
There is a very huge banana 6 feet east of the spoon. It is leaning 90 degrees to the north. It is facing east. It is 2 feet above the ground.
The fourth white sphere is -12 inches west of the banana. It is -10 inches south of the banana. It is -40 inches above the banana. It is .8 feet tall. The third tiny black sphere is -3.6 inches south of the fourth white sphere. It is -3.6 inches west of the fourth white sphere. It is -.5 feet above the fourth white sphere.
The fifth white sphere is -25 inches west of the banana. It is -3 inches south of the banana. It is -40 inches above the banana. It is .8 feet tall. The fourth tiny black sphere is -3 inches sou

whales of... 11/11/2015
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All Hail IV

there is a clear chartreuse 2 feet tall skull. there is a 2 feet long translucent red tube 9 inches in the skull. it faces up. there is a clear cylinder 10 inches in the skull. it faces up. it is 3 inches wide. it is in the tube. there is a 3 feet wide clear tube 2.5 feet in the skull. there is a 5 feet wide clear chartreuse tube 1 feet in the clear tube. the ground is anthracite gray

selfie 2.0

the [hippie] head is a couple of inches to the right of the matisse head. it is 4 inches in the ground. the small red phone is 8 inches in front of the matisse head. it is 5 inches above the ground. it is facing the matisse head.
the shiny glass cone is behind the phone. it is 3 inches in the phone. it is face down.
the large clear sphere is on the [hippie] head.
the plane is 1.4 foot inside the sphere. it is 3 inches tall. the heart is 1.5 inches above the plane. it is 1 inch tall. the extremely tiny mauve dragon is behind the plane.
the ornament is to the left and above the plane. it is 5 inches tall.
the white light is 3 inches in front of the plane.
the ground is shiny grass.

Dawn's early Light

a first giant drop is upside down and 0.19 feet above the ground. a tiny piranha is -0.08 foot right of the first drop and 0.15 feet above the ground. it is facing left. a tiny salmon is .3 feet behind the drop. it is facing right. it is leaning 10 degrees to the back. a second large drop is upside down and -0.04 foot right of and -0.08 feet above the salmon. a miniature electric ray is .2 feet right of and .12 feet below the drop. it is leaning 30 degrees to the front. a miniature turtle is .15 feet southwest of the first drop. it is leaning 20 degrees to the northeast. the ground is [texture]. the sky is invisible. a yellow light is on the salmon. a blue light is above the drop. Giant grass is .1 foot southeast of the first drop and .09 feet in the ground. a cucumber is .12 feet northwest of the first drop and .09 feet in the ground. a green light is in front of the turtle. A blue light is right of the salmon. a mauve light is above the electric ray. a tiny gold starfish is .12 feet southeast of the first drop. a miniature [texture] rock is 2.2 feet northeast of the first drop and 0.2 feet in the ground. a blue light is 0.1 foot in the invisible sky

Everything Grows Something

the elephant is 12 feet left of the 20 foot tall succulent. the very huge flower plant is 2 feet in the elephant.
the cyan light is ten feet in front of the plant. it is 20 feet right of the plant.
the magenta light is left of the elephant.
The enormous transparent cube is -5 feet above the succulent. it is one foot tall.
the ground is tall and shiny.

Chillin' at the Pond

The top of the pond is clear. The bottom of the pond is dull water. The pond is 100 feet wide and 4 feet tall and 100 feet deep. The outside of the pond is clear.
The big lotus is -5 foot above the pond.
The first big plant is 4 feet north of the lotus. It is -2 feet west of the lotus. The second big plant is 25 feet north of the lotus. It is -16 feet east of the lotus. It faces east.
The big fish faces north. It is 1 foot right of the lotus. It is -2 foot above the pond. It is shiny glass. It is -2 feet in front of the lotus.
The sun's azimuth is 75 degrees. The sun's altitude is 25 degrees.
The big frog is -0.95 feet above the lotus. It faces east. It is -4.5 foot north of the lotus. It leans 18 degrees to the front.
The camera light is dark yellow-green.

Time is running out.

There is a large grim reaper on the ground.
There is a small earth on the left of the grim reaper.
The earth is 8 feet above the ground.
The grim reaper is 12 centimeters to the left.
There is a 50 foot wide and 50 foot tall [fire] wall behind the grim reaper on the ground.
There is a clock above the earth.
The clock is facing southeast.

susu 2/26/2016
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dodo loves homages, especially the narcissistic ones

the black shiny table.
A paper is 0.02 inches above the table. there is a 6 inch wide [dodo1] photograph -3 inches behind the paper. It leans 20 degrees to the front.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo_duck] photograph. It is -2 inches to the right of the paper. it is facing southwest.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodod] photograph. It is -1 inches left of the paper. It is facing southeast.
there is a 6 inch wide [noah] photograph. It is -1 inches in front of the paper. It is facing southeast.
there is a 6 inch wide [flight] photograph above the paper. It is facing southwest.
there is a 6 inch wide [fly] photograph right of and -3 inches behind the paper. It is facing south.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo_port] photograph 1 inches left of and -5 inches behind the paper. It is 0.01 inches above the table. It is facing the lamp.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo_marri] photograph in front of and -1 inches right of the paper.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo3] photograph 5 inches left of and in front of the paper.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo_port] photograph -1 inches left of and -1 inches in front of the paper.
there is a 6 inch wide [dodo7] photograph 5 inches right of and -3 inches in front of the paper.
There is a green shiny first bottle behind the [dodo1] photograph. There is a small basketball 2 inches right of the [fly] photograph.
There is a green shiny second bottle left of the first bottle.
There is a green shiny third bottle 1.5 inches left of the second bottle.
There is a shiny lamp 10 inches left of the paper. It is -1.3 inches above the table.
There is a black shiny ashtray behind the lamp. It is above the table.
there is a dune cream light -5 inches above the lamp.
A candle is -4 inches behind and -2.0 inches right of the ashtray. It is facing southwest.
the camera light is old lace.
it is dusk. behind the table is a small [texture] wall.

There is a tree.
The ground has the [stone] texture. The sky is black. The texture is 70 feet tall. The camera light is black. The sun is orange.
The very huge skull leans 90 degrees to the back. It faces the tree. It is -2 feet north of the tree. It is in the ground.

Mrbigmad 3/12/2016
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lol

the ground is clear. the sky is sky texture. there is 2 eyes 2 feet above the ground. there is a nose. the nose is 22 inch above the ground. the nose is below the eyes. there is a mouth below the nose. there is a small cigar. the cigar is in front of the mouth.
there is a huge bright white light above the nose.
there is a tiny hat.
the hat is 6 centimeters behind the eyes.
there is a small balloon. the balloon is 0.5 inch below the hat.
the hat is 1 inch in the balloon

Mrbigmad 3/16/2016
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there is a man. there is a enormous red shrimp -3.8 feet above the man. it is leaning 10 degrees to the front. the ground is [grid]. the sky is [grid]

FOW

the big grey reflective talk balloon is 1 feet above and 2 feet to the right of the woman. the sky is white. the ground is white. the big grey thought bubble is 6 inches above and 1 foot to the right of the talk balloon. the second grey talk balloon is 8 inches above and 1 foot to the right of the thought bubble. the second small grey thought bubble is 6 inches above and 1 foot to the right of the second talk balloon. the third small grey talk balloon is 2 inches above and 1 foot to the right of the second thought bubble. the third tiny grey thought bubble is 2 inches above and 1 foot to the right of the third talk bubble. the ground is [black]. the huge [shade] wall is 5 feet behind the woman. there is a blue light 1 foot to the front of the woman. there is a purple light 1 foot to the left of the woman.

A Look at the Human Mind

A large clear skull tilts 30 degrees to the back. The sky is [grid]. The ground is [grid]. The very tiny [grid] "MEMES" is -.8 feet above the skull. The "MEMES" is facing east. The "MEMES" is -1.49 feet in front of the skull. The light is gold.

a 1st gray [brick] car. it is facing north. a 2nd gray [brick] car is right of the 1st car.it is facing southwest. a 3rd gray [brick] car is left of the 1st car. it is facing southeast. behind the 1st car is a 4th gray [brick] car. it is facing northeast. a 5th gray [brick] car is behind the 4th car. a 6th gray [brick] car is in front of the 5th car. it is facing southwest. above the 1st car is a 7th gray [brick] car. it is facing southwest. the camera light is gray. the ground is invisible.

Droppings

The pink rabbit.
A [pattern] egg is on the ground. It is 8 inches behind the rabbit.
A [pattern] egg is on the ground. It is 12 inches behind the rabbit.
A [checked] egg is on the ground. It is 16 inches behind the rabbit.
A [pattern] egg is on the ground. It is 20 inches behind the rabbit.
The poop is on the ground. It is 3.5 inches behind the rabbit. It is two inches tall. It is facing east.

Me IRL

The very enormous shiny woman has the [brokenhrt] texture. The texture is 0.125 feet tall. She faces to the right. She leans 90 degrees to the back. She is -6 foot above the ground. The ground is navy.
The small skeleton is -6 feet above the woman. The skeleton leans 45 degrees to the back.
The sky is [alcoholic]. The skeleton is -50 feet left of the woman.
The camera light is black.
The sun's azimuth is 90 degrees.
The sun is dim.
The orange light is above the skeleton. It is 5 feet behind the skeleton.
The green light is 10 feet above the skeleton. it is left of the skeleton. The blue light is above the skeleton.
The unreflective bottle is -1 feet in front of the skeleton. It is -1.25 feet above the skeleton. The bottle faces right. The purple light is in front of the bottle. It is right of the bottle.
The dim yellow light is right of the bottle.
The skeleton is shiny white.

The glass system

A enormous clear sphere. The ground is glass. The ground is shiny. A tiny building inside the sphere. The building is transparent. A cyan light above the sphere.

CyanideBlue 4/15/2016
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Crescendo

The cup is on the table to the left of the lamp. The table is to the right of the chair. The lamp is on the table. The huge wall is behind the chair. The coffee table is facing the chair. The coffee table is 4 feet in front of the chair. The yellow light is in the lamp. The ground is wood. The huge wall is grey. The cabinet is to the left of the chair. The ottoman is in front of the couch. The television is on the coffee table.The couch is 3 feet to the right of the chair. The window is 1.5 feet behind the lamp. The sky is light blue. The dog is 2 feet in front of the ottoman. The dog is facing the flame. flame is above the ottoman. The red light is in the flame . The coatrack is 2.5 feet to the left of the cabinet.