hedgehog1965 2/19/2022 4 4

Not in Kansas Anymore

A shiny emerald green triangle is behind a shiny emerald green rectangle. The rectangle faces east. Yellow backdrop is brick. A small lion is behind and left of the triangle. It is on the ground. It faces southeast. A 1.2 foot high 50% dark terrier is -1 foot behind and 6 inch right of the lion. Sky is emerald green city. A green light is right of the dog. A small axe is -6 inch left of and -6 inch in front of the rectangle. It leans 90 degrees to the back. It faces southeast. A 7 inch high shiny grey hat is -5 inch left of the axe.

hedgehog1965 2/19/2022 4 4

Purple Rain

Purple rain backdrop is shiny. A purple woman is -2.5 feet above a purple umbrella. She is on the ground. A purple dog is right of the woman. Azimuth of the sun is 25 degrees. Camera light is black. A light is above and right of and behind the woman. A purple light is right of and 2 feet above the dog. A navy light is 1 foot left of and in front of and above the woman. image-16015 sky is purple. Sky leans back. A dim orange light is right of the dog.

hedgehog1965 2/17/2022 4 4 ##HD

Fountain of Eternal Youth

A fountain is 20% shiny. Ground is 20% shiny marble. A small old man is behind the fountain. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 180 degrees. A light is above and 20 feet in front of and right of the fountain. A boy is in front of the fountain. He is facing the man. He is -1 foot right of the man. He is -1 foot above the ground. 4 dim cream lights are above and left of and in front of the boy. A small ball is 2 feet behind and -2 feet above the boy. A small fish is above the fountain. It leans 50 degrees to the back. It faces east. A dark building is left of the boy. It faces southeast. An orange light is 5 feet left of and above the boy. A dark dog is 8.5 feet left of the boy. It is on the ground. It faces the boy.

hedgehog1965 2/14/2022 3 1 3

Blinkered to the World

Camera light is brown. River backdrop. Sun is charcoal. 8 lemon lights are behind and 20 feet left of and above a tree. A giraffe is behind and -1 foot right of the tree. It faces west. It leans 2 degrees to the back. A tree is 4 feet in front of and 5 feet right of the tree. A giraffe is behind and -1 foot right of the tree. It faces west. It leans 2 degrees to the back. Backdrop is shiny. Sky is cloud. Azimuth of the sun is 280 degrees.

hedgehog1965 2/7/2022 4 5

Down Under

A small kangaroo is -4.5 feet above a dark shiny train. It faces west. Camera light is black. A red light is 2 feet behind and left of the kangaroo. A blue light is right of and in front of the kangaroo. A shiny wood cylinder is left of the kangaroo. It leans 10 degrees to the right. A lemon light is -6 inch above the cylinder. A 2.5 feet high man is 12.5 feet behind the kangaroo.

hedgehog1965 2/7/2022 4 1 5

There's Been a Murder...

image-16011 backdrop. A 40% shiny knife is -2 inch in front of and -1.4 inch above a crow. It faces east. It leans 95 degrees to the left. Camera light is brown. A light is above and right of the crow.

hedgehog1965 2/2/2022 4 4 ##HD

Sinister Discovery

A tiny tree is in a dark shiny car. Forest backdrop. A dark tree is left of the car. It is -5 feet above the ground. Camera light is brown. A man is left of the car. He faces southeast. A lemon light is 6 feet left of and in front of the car. 2 navy lights are right of and above the car. Sun is silver. A dark river is -75 feet behind the man. A huge shiny black sheet is -20 feet in front of and -20 feet right of and -9 feet above the man. A wolf is left of the man. A small dark 20% shiny bush is 7 feet in front of the car.

hedgehog1965 1/30/2022 3 3 ##HD

Thirst for Knowledge

Meadow backdrop is 35% shiny. A 20% shiny bottle is left of a glass. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. Azimuth of the sun is 62 degrees. Ambient light is grey. Camera light is black. Sun is pink. A light is 4 feet right of and 1 foot above and 6 inch in front of the bottle. The label of the bottle is meadow. A book is -8 inch right of and in front of the glass. It faces southwest. A 5 inch high bird is 3 inch above the book. It faces west. It leans front. A baby blue light is right of and 1 foot in front of the book.

hedgehog1965 1/28/2022 5 2 ##HD

Mondial du Pain

Bread leans 90 degrees to the front. It is in front of and -2 feet left of a shiny bicycle. The bicycle faces east. The bicycle is maroon. Bakery backdrop. Shadow plane. Azimuth of the sun is 18 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 24 degrees. Camera light is black. A light is in front of the bread. A hedgehog is 2 feet in front of and -1 foot left of the bread. It faces west. A glass is left of the hedgehog. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Sky leans 25 degrees to the front. Ambient light is grey. A 20% shiny globe is 1.2 foot left of and behind the bicycle.

hedgehog1965 1/19/2022 4 1 1 ##HD

The Unfinished Gallery

A book is on a chair. It leans 15 degrees to the front. It faces southeast. Shiny wood ground is 60% dark. A large material wall is behind the chair. A 20% shiny picture frame is 3.5 feet right of and above and -10 inch behind the chair. A large bag is right of the chair. It faces east. Camera light is black. An orange light is 10 feet above the bag. A dim cyan light is 20 feet in front of the wall. A small giraffe is 60 feet behind the chair. Silver sun. A large woman wall is 30 feet in front of the wall. A bottle is right of and in front of the bag. A dim light is 20 feet above the frame.

hedgehog1965 1/14/2022 2 3

Bewildered

A large black shiny balloon is 1 foot above a man. The man is leaning 90 degrees to the back. Navy shiny ground is 30% dark. Camera light is black. A dog is right of the man. It is facing the man. A navy light is above and 10 feet left of the dog. Sun is silver. A large boulder is 2 feet behind and -4 feet left of the man. It is upside down. It faces southeast. It is -1 inch above the ground.

hedgehog1965 1/10/2022 7 3

The Experiment

A silver urn is in a silver room. Camera light is black. A small black chair is in front of the urn. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. It faces north. A small silver toaster is -1 foot in front of and -10 inch above the chair. It faces west. A small 50% dark 20% shiny rug is left of the urn. A 2 feet high man is 1.1 foot behind and -6 inch left of the urn. A small glass is on the chair. It is upside down. A tiny clear sphere is on the glass. A small amplifier is right of and behind the man. A small plant is right of and -2 inch behind the urn. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A light is above and 8 feet left of and in front of the man. Altitude of the sun is 35 degrees. Sun is grey.

hedgehog1965 1/9/2022 3 3

Go Directly to Jail

A small policeman is on a 5 feet deep and 5 feet long square. He leans 90 degrees to the back. He faces southwest. The square is on a humongous table. A 5 feet deep and 3 feet long square is left of the square. A 5 feet deep and 3 feet long square is left of the square. A 3 feet deep and 5 feet long square is 3 feet right of and behind the square. A 3 feet deep and 5 feet long square is behind the square. A 6 feet deep and 6 feet long square is left of and -6 feet behind the square. A 1 foot long and 2.8 feet deep yellow square is 1 inch right of and -6 feet behind the square. A 1 foot deep and 2.9 feet long green square is 1 inch in front of and 1 inch left of the square. A 1 foot wide red house is on the square. It faces west. A 1 foot deep and 2.9 feet long green square is 1 inch left of the square. A tiny black "OXFORD" is 1 foot in front of and -1.3 inch above the square. It leans 90 degrees to the back. A tiny black "STREET" is 2 inch in front of "OXFORD". It leans 90 degrees to the back. A tiny black "REGENT" is 1 foot right of "OXFORD". It leans 90 degrees to the back. A 2 feet long shiny car is 3 inch in front of "REGENT". It faces west. A 9 inch high die is 2 feet in front of and right of the car. It leans 90 degrees to the front. A 9 inch high die is left of and in front of the die. It faces northeast. It is upside down. Camera light is black. A dim cream light is 2 feet above and 2 feet behind the die. A dim cream light is 1 foot above the car. A dim lemon light is 2 feet behind and 2 feet right of and above the car. Sun is grey. A 1 foot high man is in front of and -4 inch left of the car. He faces southwest.

hedgehog1965 1/1/2022 2 3

The F Sharp That Brought Down Jericho

A 20% shiny peach finger leans back. It is -3.4 inch above and -1.3 foot in front of a shiny trumpet. It faces southwest. Camera light is black. Backdrop is wall. Azimuth of the sun is 40 degrees. Sun is pink.

hedgehog1965 12/27/2021 2 2

Echoes

A silver cross is in a silver ball. A large silver cross is 25 feet right of and 50 feet behind and -11 feet above the cross. It is in a large silver ball. Sun is silver. Azimuth of the sun is 0 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. Sky leans right. Sky is 50% dark.

hedgehog1965 12/23/2021 1 4

Restraint

Shiny black backdrop. Sky is 200% dark. A shiny statue. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. Sun is cream. A light is above and in front of and right of the statue.

hedgehog1965 12/23/2021 3 4

On the Path of Righteousness

Night backdrop is 80% dark. 2 scarlet lights are 2 feet in front of and 14 feet above 2 blue lights. A 20% shiny tree is left of the lights. The tree is on a shiny [dark] field. Camera light is black. A large boy is 30 feet left of the tree. He is facing the tree. Sun is cream. Azimuth of the sun is 300 degrees. A large anteater is 1 foot behind and -6.5 feet left of the boy. It is facing the tree.

hedgehog1965 12/23/2021 2 3

Interlude

Shape backdrop. A 50% shiny butterfly is on a flower. Camera light is black. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. Black sky. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A lemon light is behind and left of the butterfly. A flower is left of the flower.

hedgehog1965 12/23/2021 3 3

Hot Pepper With a Real Bite

A [chili] pepper is 3 feet in a 20% shiny [Christmas] tree. Camera light is black. A light is above and in front of the pepper. Sun is black.

hedgehog1965 12/23/2021 3 3

I hope that's a spelling mistake in tonight's special...

A 2 feet wide and 6 inch high and 6 inch deep cube is image-15993. It is on a white table. Restaurant backdrop. A very large 10% shiny razor blade is 6 inch in front of the cube. It faces east. It leans 25 degrees to the back. A very large 10% shiny razor blade is behind and right of the razor blade. It leans 90 degrees to the front. It faces southwest. Camera light is cream.

hedgehog1965 12/21/2021 2 4

Subverting the Subway

Stair backdrop. A shiny skateboard leans back. A man is -1 inch above the skateboard. Azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. Camera light is black. A man sits 2.5 feet left of the skateboard. He is on the ground. A dog is 2 feet right of and in front of the man. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. A dim light is behind and right of a map.

hedgehog1965 12/21/2021 4 4

Updated Mode of Transport

A silver bullet is in the air. It leans 90 degrees to the left. Ground is silver. Sun is silver. A silver wall is behind the bullet. A 0.2 inch high man is on the bullet. He is facing east. Camera light is black. A scarlet light is right of the bullet. 2 navy lights are left of the bullet. A large dark water wall is 2 feet below the bullet. It leans 90 degrees to the back.

hedgehog1965 12/20/2021 5 4 ##HD

Special Delivery

A black 40% shiny window leans 90 degrees to the back. It is -2 inch above a huge black shiny wall. The wall leans 90 degrees to the back. Black shiny backdrop. A 1 foot high Christmas tree is -4.6 inch above the window. Camera light is black. An orange light is left of the tree. A 10 inch high 70% dark house is right of and -1.2 foot above the tree. It faces southwest. Sun is silver. A 4 inch high 50% dark truck is 4 inch left of the tree. A 2 inch high man is 2 inch right of and -2 inch in front of the truck. He is facing the house. A navy light is left of and -4 inch in front of the truck. A very tiny present is 1 foot right of the man. It is facing southwest. A very tiny present is in front of and 0.5 inch right of the present. It is facing west. Sky leans back. An extremely tiny sleigh is 1.15 foot left of and above the tree. Sky is 85% dark.

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A Night of Good Fortune

An anvil. Shiny ground. A tiny horse is behind and 8 inch left of the anvil. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. A navy light is left of and behind the horse. A horseshoe is 1 foot in front of the horse. Silver sun.

hedgehog1965 12/12/2021 2 4

"On second thoughts, let's not go to Camelot, 'tis a silly place..."

Castle backdrop. Sun is khaki. Camera light is black. A knight is 2 inch in and -4 feet behind a 100 feet wide and 2 feet high black shiny table. The knight is leaning 7 degrees to the left. A black shiny field is in front of and -6 feet above the table. Castle sky. A knight is right of and -6 feet in front of the knight. The knight is leaning back. A chicken is -1 foot above and -1 foot left of the knight. It is leaning right. It is facing southeast. A knight is right of the knight. The knight is leaning 10 degrees to the right. A knight is right of the knight. A knight is right of the knight. The knight is facing southwest. A chicken is -1 foot left of the knight. It is facing west. 3 orange lights are 10 feet right of the knight. A baby carriage is 4 feet in front of and -2 feet left of the chicken. It is facing southwest. A lemon light is behind and 10 feet above the knight.

hedgehog1965 12/12/2021 1 4

Business As Usual

Dark curtains are in front of a huge silver wall. A grey man is -6 inch left of the curtains. 3 navy lights are left of the man. An orange ball is in front of the man. It is facing southwest. Azimuth of the sun is 180 degrees. Sun is grey. A 65% dark grey woman is 4 feet right of the man. 2 navy lights are left of and in front of the woman. Camera light is grey.

hedgehog1965 12/5/2021 2 3 ##HD

Follow Your Dreams

Shiny ground is white. Sun is silver. White sky. A white cat is in front of a white chair. A white woman sits in the chair. Camera light is black. A small white pot is 1 foot right of the cat. A white mouse is -6 inch in front of the cat. An ant is in front of the mouse. 3 dim lights are behind the chair.

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The Mausoleum

3D ground is white and shiny. A man is 400 feet behind a light. He is 8.5 feet above the ground. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 10 feet behind and left of the man. A maroon light is right of and in front of the man. A woman is 15 feet left of and 40 feet behind the light. Sun is silver. A palm tree is 5 feet left of the woman. A tiger is left of and in front of the woman. It is facing southeast. A navy light is in front of the man

hedgehog1965 11/29/2021 4 4

Be Awesome! Be a Book Nut!

A large nut is on a book. Black backdrop. Camera light is black. A lemon light is left of and above the book. A shiny tool is left of and above and -2 inch behind the nut. It leans 70 degrees to the back. A nut is 1 inch in front of and right of the nut. It faces northeast.

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The Incredible Shrinking Man II

A telephone is on a 45% dark 20% shiny leather desk. A long pale dirt wall is -4 feet behind and -3 feet left of and -4 feet above the desk. Camera light is black. A shiny flashlight is 5 inch in front of and 4 inch right of the telephone. It is facing west. A 2 inch high small shiny black tube is -1 inch left of and -2.5 inch above the flashlight. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing east. A small 75% lemon light is -4 inch above the tube. A 9 inch high man is -2 inch in front of and left of the telephone. He is -0.1 inch above the desk. Black backdrop. A dim light is 2 feet in front of the desk. Sky is brown. Sun is navy. The wall faces east. A dim navy light is 2 feet above the flashlight. A spider is 10 inch right of and 4 inch in front of the man. A small book is right of and -10 inch in front of the telephone. It is facing southeast

hedgehog1965 11/25/2021 2 2

Happy Thanksgiving!

A huge turkey is -2 feet above a city. Ground is invisible. Camera light is black. A light is above and right of the turkey.

hedgehog1965 11/25/2021 1 1

Re-living Your Childhood

image-15980 backdrop. A 1.5 feet high and 1 inch deep and 1 inch wide [stripe] tube leans 40 degrees to the left. A hedgehog is -1.9 inch left of and -1.9 feet above the tube. It faces the tube. It leans 40 degrees to the back.

hedgehog1965 11/21/2021 1 3

The Dangers Of BookFace

A face book is in Myanmar. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Sun is black. A cream light is right of the book. A small shiny gun is in front of and above the book. Camera light is black. A mouse is 1 inch right of the gun. A maroon light is above the gun.

hedgehog1965 11/13/2021 5 7 ##HD

The Displaced

A 20% shiny bath is in front of a large wall. The wall is 3 feet wide tile. A wall is -1.4 foot right of the bath. It faces east. It is 3 feet wide tile. A 50% dark blind is right of and in front of and above the bath. It faces east. Ground is 4 feet wide marble. A piranha is left of and -2 feet in front of the bath. It leans 90 degrees to the left. A large 20% shiny bottle is -6 inch above and -10 inch left of and -8 inch behind the bath. It faces southwest. A white plank is 2 feet above and -1 foot behind the bath. A silver frame is on the plank. A small white box is 2 inch left of and -5 feet in front of the bath. It is upside down. A piranha is -1.2 inch above and -1.5 foot left of the box. It faces west. It leans 50 degrees to the front. A piranha is -5 inch in front of and -1.3 foot right of and -6 inch above the bath. It faces east. It leans 90 degrees to the left. Camera light is black. A light is 20 feet above and left of the bath. 3 dim cream lights are 20 feet in front of and 4 feet above the box.

hedgehog1965 11/13/2021 1 2

Seaside Surprise

A fish is -1 foot above and -1 foot in front of a water bucket. A cat is in front of and -1.55 feet above the bucket. It is facing the fish. It is leaning front.

hedgehog1965 11/13/2021 1 3

I'm comin' home, I've done my time

A 1.4 feet wide thick yellow ribbon is -8.4 feet in front of and -20 feet above and -8 feet left of an old oak tree. Shadow plane. Camera light is black. A light is behind the ribbon. A man is left of and -10 feet in front of the tree. A woman is 2 feet in front of the man. She is facing the man.

hedgehog1965 11/12/2021 3 3

The Discovery of Davemaoite

[dark] red backdrop. A huge white diamond is 0.1 inch in a shiny black rock. A 50% shiny arrow is -3 inch above and 2 inch right of the diamond. It is facing the diamond. It is leaning 20 degrees to the front. A light is behind the diamond. A green light is above the diamond. A tiny 20% shiny baby blue "Dave" is -11 inch above and -1.5 foot left of the arrow. It is leaning 20 degrees to the right. Sun is silver.

hedgehog1965 11/9/2021 1 2

The Sage of Omaha

A shiny black car. Sun is cyan. A barrel is 1 foot in front of and left of the car. Azimuth of the sun is 290 degrees. Camera light is black. A man is -5 feet behind and right of the car. A shiny lamp is above the barrel. An orange light is -6 inch above the lamp. A red light is left light.

hedgehog1965 11/6/2021 2 2 ##HD

Alternate Reality of the Dark Web

A huge fried egg leans 90 degrees to the front. A huge fried egg is 3 inch right of the egg. It faces north. It leans 90 degrees to the front. A tiny window is -5 inch left of and -1.4 foot above and in front of the egg. A wall is 3 inch behind and -8.9 feet above the window. Backdrop is white. A man is 6 inch behind and -5.7 feet above the window. He is facing southwest. 4 pink lights are left of the man. Sky is white. A small man is in front of and -3.6 feet above and -2 feet right of the man. He is facing southwest. Camera light is black. A spider is -11.5 inch left of and -1.5 inch above the man. It leans right. A navy light is 10 feet in front of the man. Sun is navy. Azimuth of the sun is 30 degrees. An enormous web is 2 feet in front of the man. A purple light is 2 feet in front of the web. A light is -2 inch right of and in front of the man. A dim light is right of and above the man. A dark web is -4 inch above and -1 foot right of the man