hedgehog1965 10/31/2020 7 5

Shaken, Not Stirred

Connery. Globe backdrop is 20% shiny. Sun is blue. A martini glass is -1.6 foot above and -1.05 foot right of and -0.7 foot in front of Connery. It is leaning 30 degrees to the right. Camera light is cream. A navy light is above and right of and in front of Connery.

hedgehog1965 10/31/2020 4 5

Lockdown Pt 2

A metal lock is in a dungeon. It is 1.4 feet above the ground. A tiny 20% shiny unicorn is 1 foot left of and in front of the lock. It is on the ground. It is facing east. Sky is cloud. A small horse is in front of and left of the unicorn. It is facing north. Camera light is brown. 2 yellow lights are above the horse. Azimuth of the sun is 240 degrees. A large rusty key is -2 inch above the lock. It is facing west. A covid is above and right of the lock.

hedgehog1965 10/27/2020 4 4 ##HD

New Patterns of Rhetoric

3D ground is maroon. Sun is yellow-green. A clear building is on the ground. A clear yellow building is -35 feet right of the building. It is -5 feet above the ground. A 40 feet high armadillo is 10 feet behind and -10 feet left of the building. It is on the ground. It is facing the building. Camera light is black. A navy light is in front of and 2 feet above the building. A 20 feet high shiny black cube is in front of the armadillo. It is facing southeast. It is leaning back. A huge man is right of the armadillo. An orange light is right of and in front of the man.

hedgehog1965 10/22/2020 4 2 ##HD

The World's Most Expensive Melon Boat

A buoy. A [sponge] boat is 30% shiny. It is 10 feet right of the buoy. Ground is 35 feet wide image-10670. An 8 feet high fruit is left of and -11 feet in front of the boat. It is facing east. A huge fruit is right of the boat. It is facing west. Background is mountain. Background is 70% dark. Sun is navy. Camera light is blue. A 20% cyan light is above and right of and 4 feet in front of the buoy. A lemon light is in front of the fruit. A bird is on the buoy.

hedgehog1965 10/13/2020 6 5 ##HD

The Sweetest Rain

A 55% blue flower. Blue rain backdrop. Sky is 5500 feet wide rain. Azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A light is above the flower. A white flower is right of the flower. Camera light is black. A woman is -1.5 feet left of and -5 feet above the flower. She is leaning 40 degrees to the left. She is facing northeast. A navy light is right of the woman. The sun is pink.

hedgehog1965 10/11/2020 4 4 ##HD

A Beautiful Sadness

A shiny [abstract] woman is in the air. She is on a large 20% shiny [abstract] table. [Abstract] backdrop is 80% dark. A shiny [abstract] statue is in front of and -3 feet above the woman. It is facing east. A 50% dark 5% shiny building is 20 feet in front of and left of the statue. It is 5 feet wide [abstract]. Camera light is black. A navy light is 20 feet right of the table. A pink light is 20 feet right of and in front of the building. Azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A humongous black 30% shiny bat is -15 feet above and -35 feet left of the building. The sun is silver. A white tree is 4 feet in front of the statue. A huge [black] cube is 4 feet left of and above the statue.

hedgehog1965 10/6/2020 5 3 ##HD

Does Not Compute!

A paper clip is leaning 85 degrees to the left. It is on a white shiny table. It is upside down. Lab backdrop. A 0.17 inch high white sphere is -0.5 inch above and -0.2 inch in front of the paper clip. A 0.17 inch high white sphere is -0.1 inch right of and -0.25 inch above and -0.3 inch in front of the sphere. A 0.1 inch high black sphere is -0.1 inch in front of and -0.3 inch above and -0.35 inch right of the sphere. A 0.1 inch high black sphere is -0.1 inch left of and -0.23 inch above and -0.3 inch in front of the sphere. A 0.1 inch high black comma is -0.1 inch above and -0.3 inch right of and -0.2 inch in front of the sphere. It is leaning 70 degrees to the right. It is facing north. A 0.1 inch high black comma is -0.05 inch above and -0.1 inch right of and -0.2 inch in front of the sphere. It is leaning 70 degrees to the left. It is upside down. A 2 inch high 50% dark 20% shiny white computer is 0.2 inch left of and behind the paper clip. It is -0.1 inch above the table. A covid is -2.5 inch right of and in front of the paper clip. The screen of the computer is shiny black.

hedgehog1965 10/3/2020 6 6 ##HD

The Windmills of My Mind

A 4 inch high globe is -6 inch above a glass bath. Camera light is black. A lemon light is left of and in front of and 1 foot above the bath. 2 lights are right of the bath. A windmill is 150 feet left of and -20 feet above and behind the bath. It is facing east. A humongous hedgehog is in front of and left of the windmill. It is facing north. It is leaning back. A windmill is left of and behind the windmill. A windmill is left of and behind the windmill. It is facing northeast. A windmill is left of and behind the windmill. It is facing southeast. The sky is dark.

hedgehog1965 9/30/2020 3 4 ##HD

New Beginnings

A 60% dark woman is in a dark 20% shiny [leaf] jungle. Camera light is black. A green light is behind and above and right of the jungle. A cream light is 50 feet in front of and -20 feet left of the jungle. A navy light is left of and -2 feet above and in front of the woman. The sun is silver. A large 75% dark [wicker] basket is left of and -1 foot in front of the woman. A 1 foot high dog is -1.8 foot above and -1.6 foot in front of the basket. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. A tall thin 20% shiny table is -6 inch in front of and left of and -4 feet above the basket. A black shiny plate is on the table. A 1.7 foot high tree is on the plate. Backdrop is black and 30% shiny. Sky is 6500 feet wide cloud. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. An amber light is -6 inch left of and -4 inch in front of the dog. A 7 inch high shiny building is -9 inch right of the tree. A black chair is right of and -4.3 feet above the woman. Ground is black. A dim light is -1 foot above and in front of the dog. The dog is facing southeast. A lemon light is right of the basket. A lemon light is -11 inch left of and -10 inch in front of the dog.

hedgehog1965 9/28/2020 5 6

I'm Walking On Sunshine...

image-15647 backdrop. A man is 1 foot behind a dog. A very thin small pole is -4 feet above and -1 foot in front of the man. It is leaning 120 degrees to the front. Camera light is black. A collar is -5 inch in front of and -2.3 feet above the pole. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. An 80% dark orange star is -5.7 feet above and -1.3 foot in front of the dog. It is facing east.

hedgehog1965 9/26/2020 4 5 ##HD

Call of the Wild

A book is on a 10% shiny table. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. It is facing southwest. Ground is 7 feet wide rug. It is 20% shiny. A very long tall wall is 8 feet behind the table. It is 10 feet wide [plaster]. Camera light is black. A lamp is left of the book. It is facing east. A lemon light is -3 inch above and -6 inch right of the lamp. A 35% dark green [plaid] chair is behind and 1 foot right of the table. A 90% dark man is -2 feet right of and behind the chair. He is facing west. A large silver plate is -1.5 foot above and behind and -1.5 foot left of the man. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A large badger is 2 inch right of and -6 inch in front of the man. It is facing the man. An extremely tiny statue is on and -1.3 foot right of and -10 inch in front of the table.

hedgehog1965 9/26/2020 4 6 ##HD

The Giraffe Who Came to Tea

White 3D ground. A 10% shiny grey giraffe is facing west. Camera light is black. A cream light is above and in front of the giraffe. Azimuth of the sun is 25 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. A man is 9 feet left of the giraffe. He is facing the giraffe. A 20% shiny white door is -6 feet right of the giraffe. A woman is in front of the door. A huge white window is 7 feet left of the door. It is 2 feet above the ground. A coatrack is 6 inch left of the door.A white door is 1 foot left of the man. It is facing east. The sky is 60% dark. A lemon light is left of the door.

hedgehog1965 9/25/2020 2 4 ##HD

Venomous Sunset

A hairy tarantula is in a shiny grey snake. 3D ground is clear. Camera light is black. A maroon light is left of and above the snake. A tree is 10 feet behind the snake.

hedgehog1965 9/25/2020 3 3

Time For a Nice Cold Beer?

A shiny fridge. [Arctic] backdrop. [Antarctic] sky. Camera light is black. A light is in front of and above the fridge. Shadow plane. A penguin is on the fridge. The sun is baby blue. A navy light is right of the fridge. A blue light is left of and in front of the fridge. A bottle is 4 inch in front of and -1 foot right of the fridge. A bottle is left of and in front of the bottle.

hedgehog1965 9/18/2020 3 5 ##HD

The Wicker Woman

A [square] sphere is on a [round] cube. Gallery backdrop is 65% dark and 10% shiny. Camera light is black. A cream light is above and 4 feet in front of the sphere. A pink light is 2 feet right of and above the light. A small woman is in front of and -8 inch right of the cube. She is facing east. Sky is wicker. A small mask is 4 inch right of the woman. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast.

hedgehog1965 9/13/2020 4 3 ##HD

History of the World, Part II

image-15631 painting is 2 feet above the ground. image-15631 backdrop. Frame of the painting is silver. image-15631 sky is leaning front. A very tiny black boat is 5 feet right of and behind the painting. It is on the ground. Shadow plane. Azimuth of the sun is 60 degrees. The sail of the boat is shiny. A light is in front of the boat. A 1.5 feet high flat dinosaur is in front of the painting. It is 2.1 feet above the ground.

hedgehog1965 9/5/2020 3 3

A Life Well Spent

A [silk] tarpaulin is 5% shiny. Grey rain backdrop. A large man is -3 feet left of and -18 feet behind the tarpaulin. He is facing north. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 280 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees.

hedgehog1965 9/5/2020 2 3

Too Many Becquerels In the Sea

[Sand] backdrop. A clear lobster is 1 inch left of a very tiny dog. The dog is facing the lobster. Camera light is grey.

hedgehog1965 9/5/2020 4 5

The Ginseng Poacher

A silver rope is above a silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. A silver rope is above the silver rope. Ground is 20% shiny. A cream light is above and 4 feet behind the rope. Camera light is black. A 20% shiny man is -2.8 feet behind and -2.5 feet left of the rope. He is on the ground. He is facing east. Azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 35 degrees. The sun is cream. A shiny tree is -2.5 feet above the man. It is upside down. A very large ginseng is 1.5 feet behind and 1 foot right of the man. A deer is left of the ginseng. It is facing southeast.

hedgehog1965 8/29/2020 4 6 ##HD

The Twin Earth Thought Experiment

A large book is -3 inch above a large shiny globe. It is facing west. It is leaning left. The globe is facing southeast. Clear ground. Camera light is black. Azimuth of the sun is 320 degrees. A crimson light is above the book. A flat silver wall is 2 feet in front of the globe. A clear wall is in front of and right of the wall. A shiny giraffe is 4 feet right of the globe. A 75% dark foot is 1.3 foot left of and in front of the globe. It is facing east. 2 dim orange lights are 8 feet left of and behind the globe. A black bird is 4 feet above and 4 feet in front of and left of the foot. It is leaning front. It is facing north. A fish is -1 foot in front of and right of the foot. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is facing west. The sun is silver.

hedgehog1965 8/24/2020 4 5 ##HD

Die Bücherdiebin

A 3% shiny 80% dark house is in the snow. Camera light is black. A girl is 55 feet right of and -30 feet above and 20 feet in front of the house. A huge book is -5.5 feet above the girl. The book is leaning 15 degrees to the front. A clear house is -78.5 feet right of the house. Death is 10 feet behind and 12 feet right of the house. The sun is silver.

hedgehog1965 8/22/2020 4 1 2

"Just nipping out for a quick bite, dear..."

image-15576 backdrop. A large bat is 2 feet above and right of a 20% green and 10% shiny bat. Camera light is black. The sun is mauve. A blue light is left of the bat. 3 dim red lights are 10 feet left of the bat. Azimuth of the sun is 140 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 10 degrees. Sky is green.

hedgehog1965 8/18/2020 4 6

Tick... Tock

A large shiny crocodile is leaning 40 degrees to the back. It is -15 feet above the ground. It is facing northeast. The ground is 30% dark and shiny. The ground is brown. Camera light is black. An amber light is 10 feet above and behind the crocodile. Sun is brown. A pale cyan light is in front of the crocodile. A silver ship is 50 feet right of the crocodile. It is -2 feet above the ground. The sky is leaning 2 degrees to the left. A lemon light is 200 feet behind and left of and above the ship.

hedgehog1965 8/18/2020 1 5 ##HD

Hello, Wendy Darling

A shiny woman is leaning 40 degrees to the front. She is 4 inch above the ground. The ground is 50% dark and shiny. Sky is black. Camera light is black. A light is 10 feet above and behind the woman. Sun is black. A pale cyan light is in front of the woman. A silver ship is 4 feet right of the woman. A giraffe is -2 feet above and right of the woman. It is upside down. It is facing the woman. It is leaning 5 degrees to the front.

hedgehog1965 8/16/2020 5 5

The Myth of Spoon Feeding

A clear yellow spoon is in the air. A tiny shiny unicorn is behind and -1 feet above the spoon. Camera light is black. A pink light is right of and in front of and -4 inch above the unicorn. An extremely tiny [sugar] cube is -2 inch behind and -0.1 inch above the spoon. The azimuth of the sun is 90 degrees. Ground is 50% scarlet.

hedgehog1965 8/15/2020 5 6

I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand, Hand

image-15561 backdrop. An octopus is leaning back.

hedgehog1965 8/10/2020 3 4 ##HD

Hall of Mirrors

[Ancient] backdrop is red and 75% dark. A green tiger. Shadow plane. Azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. Camera light is black. A red light is above and right of and in front of the tiger. A cream light is above and left of the tiger. A mirror is 1 inch right of and -1.5 feet in front of the tiger. It is facing west. A 60% dark green tiger is 6 feet behind and right of the tiger. A 70% dark man is 4 feet behind and -1 foot left of the tiger. A green tiger is 14 feet in front of the tiger. A dog is left of the man. It is facing the tiger. The sun is cream. A mirror is 10 feet behind and -1.8 feet left of the dog.

hedgehog1965 8/9/2020 3 5

Run, Forrest, Run!

A bust is in a forest. A dark bench is 8 feet left of and 15 feet behind and -4 feet above the bust. Azimuth of the sun is 330 degrees. Camera light is brown. A lemon light is in front of and above the bust. A 20% shiny 40% dark 2 feet high suitcase is left of the bench. It is facing east. A large box is on the bench. A ball is 18 feet in front of the bust. A 40% dark man is 3 feet left of the bench. He is facing the ball. The sun is baby blue. A navy light is right of and above the man. A pale lemon light is in front of the man. Ambient light is grey.

hedgehog1965 8/8/2020 7 5 ##HD

The Eagle's Stoop

Silver backdrop. A 30% shiny aeroplane is 30 feet in the air. Camera light is black. The nose of the aeroplane is silver. The window of the aeroplane is cyan. A 100 feet long bird is 30 feet above the aeroplane. Pale shadow plane. Altitude of the sun is 80 degrees.

hedgehog1965 8/8/2020 5 5 ##HD

Walking the Plank

An enormous pattern dodecahedron. Gradient backdrop. 60% navy sun. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 2.5 feet left of and -3 feet above the dodecahedron. A scarlet light is 20 feet in front of and 20 feet right of the dodecahedron. A blue light is left of the dodecahedron. Backdrop is shiny and 1% dark. A 150 feet wide and 10 feet deep and 6 inch high silver plank is 20 feet right of and -20 feet above the dodecahedron. An enormous 20% shiny painting is 4 feet above and -50 feet left of and behind the plank. It is leaning 2 degrees to the right. A huge man is on the plank. He is facing northwest. A large earth is 2.5 feet above the dodecahedron. It is facing east. A pale cream light is above the man.

hedgehog1965 8/7/2020 3 3

The Homely Elephantine Hearth

Clear cream fireplace. Forest backdrop. 2 lemon lights are -2 feet in front of and -2 feet above the fireplace. A large elephant is -4 feet left of and 8 feet in front of and -20 feet above the fireplace. It is facing the northeast. It is leaning back. Sun is pink. Log of the fireplace is shiny. Grate of the fireplace is 20% shiny.

hedgehog1965 8/6/2020 2 4

Nobody Told Me There'd be Days Like These

Katmandu backdrop. A little yellow idol is clear. A 20% shiny TV is 1 foot behind and 8 inch left of the idol. It is facing southeast. The screen of the TV is [movie]. A tiny shiny UFO is -2 inch above and 2 feet right of and behind the idol. The sun is brown. Backdrop is 80% dark and shiny. Sky is bathroom. A small Paul McCartney is 2 feet right of the idol. Camera light is black. A lemon light is left of the idol. 2 cyan lights are 2 feet above Paul McCartney. A huge glass is 1 foot left of and 2 feet behind Paul McCartney. A 1.2 foot high John Lennon is 8 inch in the glass. A red light is -1 inch in front of and -1 foot above John Lennon. A small yellow 40% dark shiny submarine is 4 feet behind and 6 feet above and 4 feet left of the glass. It is facing southeast. A tiny alien is in front of and -1 foot left of Paul McCartney.

hedgehog1965 8/2/2020 4 3

The Trashcan Sinatras

A clear pink trash can is next to a clear yellow trash can. A 10 inch high 40% shiny blue eye is -10 inch above and -1.2 feet left of the trash can. A 10 inch high 40% shiny blue eye is -10 inch above and -1.15 feet right of the clear yellow trash can. Camera light is black. A red light is right of and in front of the trash can. The azimuth of the sun is 45 degrees. A dark grey fedora is on the trash can. A dark grey fedora is on the clear pink trash can. A microphone is in front of and -1.5 foot right of the clear yellow trash can. It is facing east. Backdrop is 20% shiny. Sky is theatre. A lemon light is 4 feet above and behind the fedora.

hedgehog1965 8/1/2020 6 5 ##HD

The Wee Cooper O' Fife

A man is -8 feet right of and -15 feet in front of a house. He is facing west. A barrel is left of the man. A 10% shiny 70% dark image-15550 painting is 6 inch above and 6 inch in front of the barrel. It is facing north. Camera light is black. 2 cream lights are behind and -1.5 foot above and -2.3 feet right of the painting. A 20% shiny envelope is -1 inch above the barrel. It is leaning front. A flower is in front of and right of the envelope.

hedgehog1965 7/29/2020 5 6 ##HD

Stuck on the Wrong Side of the Thin Blue Line

A thin blue line is on a large [rock] blanket. City backdrop. Shadow plane. A 60% dark man is behind the line. Camera light is black. 2 navy lights are above and left of the man. 2 yellow lights are -1 foot in front of and -1 foot left of the man. A large shiny 50% dark gold bullion is 6 inch left of the man. It is leaning 79 degrees to the back. The sun is purple. A 40% shiny 10% dark gun is -1 foot behind the gold bullion. A small 30% shiny dark sherif badge is 4 feet in front of and 3 feet right of the gold bullion. It is leaning 23 degrees to the back. A large dark flag is 5 feet in front of and -3 inch left of the badge. A small pale 20% shiny hat is behind and left of the badge. The text of the badge is cream. A small coin is right of the gold bullion.

hedgehog1965 7/28/2020 3 5 ##HD

Martha's Harbour

Ten green bottles sitting on a wall. Camera light is black. A light is behind and above the wall. A very small clear boat is 10 feet behind and -2 feet left of and -7 feet above the wall. It is facing northeast. It is leaning right. The sail of the boat is [linen]. Azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. The sun is violet. An orange light is 10 feet in front of and left of the wall. Ambient light is black. A dark bird is -6 inch above and in front of the boat. It is facing southeast. It is leaning left.