Nobody talks about the 0.800 pound gorilla in the room...
A tiny polka dot elephant on a purple bed.
A giant pink rabbit above the bed.
A [cat] wall 6 feet in back of the bed.
A red top hat on a large white head 5 feet above the ground in front of the wall.
A large shiny white clock 4 feet to the right of the head.
A big fire under the head.
A silver post 3 feet to the left of the bed.
A silver post 3 feet to the right of the bed.
A tiny gorilla 2 feet to the right of the bed.
A striped snake to the right of the post.