Thank goodness you're home. The Christmas tree fainted.
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a very big dog is -2 feet to the left of a christmas tree. the tree is facing southeast. it is leaning 100 degrees to the front. it is 2 feet in the ground. the dog is 0 inches above the ground. a 1st big ornament is 1 foot in front of and -.5 foot to the right of the dog. it is leaning 45 degrees to the left. it is 1 inch in the ground. a 2nd big ornament is in front of and to the right of the first ornament. a present is to the right of the 2nd ornament. it is leaning 90 degrees to the left. a 3rd big shiny baby blue ornament is .5 foot to the right of the present. it is leaning 45 degrees to the right. a 1st large [wall] wall is behind the tree. a 2nd large wood wall is to the right of the tree. it is facing left. it is night.
a 2 foot tall man is 12 feet in front and 1 foot to the left of the dog. a cream light is 1 foot in front of the man. the ground is tile. the ambient light is dim copper.