With fancy pedigree and all your fame
You’re just a monkey tossing darts — for shame!
Nanook typed a picture: a 3 feet tall ape faces back. it leans back. it is -0.3 feet above the ground. a 30 feet long 15 feet tall brick wall is 9 feet behind the ape. a dart board is -10.8 feet above and 0.1 feet in front of the wall. 1st huge dart is -3.6 feet above and -1.3 feet behind and -1.6 feet to the right of the ape. the dart leans 94 degrees to the left. the tail of the dart is [flag]. the ground is tile. 2nd huge [flag] dart is -0.6 feet above and 0.1 feet in front of the dart board. it leans 67 degrees to the front. 1st white painting is 0.5 feet right of the dart board. a 6 inch tall red "DOW" is -8 inches above and 0.01 feet to the front of the painting. a 5 inch tall red "20,000" is -15 inches above the "DOW". 2nd white 4 feet wide painting is 0.5 feet left of the dart board. a 5 inch tall red "ECONOMISTS" is -8 inches above the 2nd painting. a 5 inch tall red "5,000" is -18 inches above and 0.02 feet to the front of the 2nd painting. a orange light is 3 inches in front of and -3 inches above the dart board. the camera light is 70% baby blue. a table is 1 feet right of the 1st painting and on the ground. a 3 feet tall and 1 inch wide flat tube is -6 inches behind the ape. it is 0.2 feet above the ground. it leans 90 degrees to the left. a dim rust light is 6 inches above the ape. a dim blue light is -1 feet above and -0.6 feet to the back of the ape. a 1.5 feet tall bottle is -2 feet to the front of and on the table. it faces the southwest. it leans 90 degrees to the front. a 0.9 feet tall glass is 3 inches northeast of the bottle and on the table. a [trump] portrait is 0.5 feet right of the 1st painting. 3rd huge [flag] dart is -21 inches above and -3.7 feet left of and -0.01 feet in front of the portrait. it leans 57 degrees to the northwest. a 1.1 feet wide purple puddle is in front of and -0.9 feet left of the table. it is on the ground.
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