i came here to rule the year
but i'm so sad

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the giant silver tube is facing up. the ground is 30% yellow. the ground is shiny. the tube is facing to the north. the dog is -3 feet above the tube.
Effects: Cracked paint
nheiges  (2018) 
lol, and great image
KAWE  (2018) 
no reason to be sad :-)
Nanook  (2018) 
Don't worry, be happy :-)