After his 5th drink, he started hitting on the stapler.
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a 3.5 foot tall thing is -5.7 foot above and -6 foot left of a bar. a 5 foot tall snake is .1 foot right of the thing. it faces the thing. a 15 foot tall waiter is -12 feet above and -20 feet in front of the bar. a [abstract] backdrop. sun is black. ambient light is sienna. a gold light is 10 feet above the bar. a 1 foot tall glass is in front of the snake.