nheiges 8 hours ago
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The beauty of alternative facts.

a 5 foot wide and 1 inch tall [earth] circle. the ground is [sky] .

nheiges 12 hours ago
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Mysteries of the Deep

a 1st white wall is behind a white floor. a 2nd white wall is to the left of the floor. it is facing right. a 3rd white wall is to the right of the floor. it is facing left. the sky is white. it is noon. a 1st 2 foot tall green fish is in front of the 1st wall. it is 4 feet above the floor. it is facing right. a 1st glass wall is 1 foot in front of the fish. it is -1 inch above the floor. a gigantic white wall is 2 feet in front of the floor. a 2nd 2 foot tall green fish is in front of the 1st glass wall. it is 1 foot above the floor. it is facing left. a 2nd glass wall is 1 foot in front of the 2nd fish.it is -1 inch above the floor. 3 teal lights are 10 feet above the floor. a 2 foot tall boy is 1 foot in front of the 2nd glass wall. he is facing back.

nheiges 13 hours ago
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Machine Translation For White House Press Secretary

a 2 foot tall camera is on a lectern.
the lectern is on a [metal] floor.
a very large metal mouth is -1 inch in front of and -1.3 foot above the camera.
a huge metal ear is -1 inches to the left of and -1.2 feet above the camera.
a 20 foot tall and 30 foot wide red wall is -.1 inch behind the floor.
a 3 foot wide and .5 foot tall control panel is -.5 foot above the camera.
a 1st 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -1 foot to the left of and -1.5 foot above and .1 inch in front of the ear.
it is leaning 120 degrees to the left.
a 2nd 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -2 inches to the right of and -1.7 foot above the mouth.
it is leaning 90 degrees to the right.
A very tiny black "biggest inauguration ever" is in front of and -3.35 foot above the 1st cone.
"biggest inauguration ever" is leaning 30 degrees to the left.
A very tiny black "smaller than 2009 inauguration" is in front of and -1.6 feet above the 2nd cone.

cliff 14 hours ago
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Five large clowns are in front of a red barn.The ground is sand . A large "S City Circus" is fifteen feet in front of the barn. A very large elephant is one foot to the left of the clowns. A gigantic lion is one foot to the right of the clowns. A large giraffe is one foot to the right of the lion. A hot air balloon is one foot above the barn. The sky is cloudy. A large white horse is five feet to the left of the balloon. A large white horse is five feet to the right of the balloon.

Five large clowns are in front of a red barn.The ground is sand . A large "S City Circus" is fifteen feet in front of the barn. A very large elephant is one foot to the left of the clowns. A gigantic lion is one foot to the right of the clowns. A large giraffe is one foot to the right of the lion. A hot air balloon is one foot above the barn. The sky is cloudy. A large white horse is five feet to the left of the balloon. A large white horse is five feet to the right of the balloon. Three fruit trees are ten feet to the left of the hot air balloon. Three fruit trees are ten feet to the right of the hot air balloon.

We build a wall, caramba caracho ole

a river is on the ground.a [brick] wall is in front of the river.the wall is 4000 inch wide and 1200 inch tall.ground is 60 feet tall.in front of the wall is a 250 feet tall and 80 feet wide flag.behind the river is a 700 inch tall [country flag] cowboy hat. the river is 400 feet deep.

strangeness

a dresser.stonehenge is -15 feet in front of the dresser.stonehenge is 1 feet in the ground.stonehenge is gold.the ground is [space].the ground is 1800 feet tall.the ground is shiny.the sky is texture.the texture is 1200 feet tall.a shiny first alien is 2 feet in front of the dresser.the first alien is facing the dresser.a red light is 1 feet behind the first alien.a second shiny alien is left of the first alien.the second alien is facing the first alien.a upside down clear red shiny octopus is 1 feet above the first alien.

My God what a noise

a [KAWE50] wall. the wall is 900 inch wide and 610 inch tall.a 280 inch tall man is in front of the wall.the man is 110 inch above the ground.the man is -300 inch right of the wall.the man is facing northwest.

nheiges yesterday
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Body image issues are universal.

a 10 foot tall shiny indigo castle.
a 4 foot tall shiny pale lime green person is -9 feet above and -10 feet in front of the castle. the person's eye is metal.
a 4.5 foot tall shiny pale lime green alien is to the right of the person. the alien's eye is metal. the alien is facing the person.
a 10 foot tall glass wall is 10 feet in front of the castle.
a 10 foot tall shiny white wall is 10 feet in front of the glass wall.
the ground is clear.
the sun is black.
5 blue lights are above the castle.

The Castle Is Burning

a 10 foot tall [smoke] castle. a 4 foot tall white person is -9 feet above and -10 feet in front of the castle. a 10 foot tall glass wall is 10 feet in front of the castle. a 10 foot tall shiny white wall is 10 feet in front of the glass wall. the ground is clear. the sun is orange. 5 gold lights are above the castle.

Good Advice

The sky is shiny. It has the [water] texture. The enormous white cave is clear. The camera light is black. The silver ground. The texture is 5000 feet tall.
The enormous silver sphere is 100 feet above the cave.
"DRINK MORE WATER" is shiny red. It is 60 feet above the cave. It is 80 feet wide. It is 8 feet tall. It is 10 feet deep. It faces down.
The glass is 3 feet in front of the "DRINK MORE WATER". It leans 60 degrees to the front. It is 26 feet tall.

Abstractus

a 1st shiny cactus. a 2nd shiny cactus is -3 feet to the right of the 1st cactus. a 3rd large shiny cactus is -1 feet behind the 1st cactus. a silver wall is behind the 3rd cactus. it is 1 inch in the ground. the ground is silver. the ambient light is forest green. the sun is ink blue. the sky is [fantasy].

nheiges yesterday
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Tyger

a 10 foot tall tiger. it is night. a 1st tree is -10 feet to the left of the tiger. a 2nd tree is -10 feet to the right of the tiger. the ground is black. the camera light is brown. 2 orange lights are -2 foot above and 1 foot in front of the tiger. a dim red light is -.5 foot to the left of and -3 feet above the tiger.

nheiges yesterday
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Handle With Care

the ground is silver. a 1st 300 foot tall shiny hand is facing north. it is upside down. the hand's pretty nail is clear. a 150 foot tall shiny earth is -40 feet to the right of and -180 feet above the hand.
a 2nd 300 foot tall shiny hand is -40 feet to the right of and -200 feet above the earth. it is facing back. the hand's ugly nail is clear.

Black House-In God we trust

a 260 feet tall clear gray white house.ambient light is gold.camera light is white.a 150 feet tall and 150 feet deep and 150 feet wide dime is -1200 inch above the white house.

Waiting for the poor poet

a orange bed.behind the bed is a 1st flat wood wall.left of the bed is a 2nd flat wood wall.the 2nd wall is facing right.the 2nd wall is in front of the 1st wall.a 3rd large flat wood wall is above the 1st wall.the 3rd wall leans 60 degrees to the front.the 3rd wall is in front of the 1st wall.ground is texture.five large [book] books are right of the bed.ambient light is old gold.

watcher570 yesterday
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We must be near the oasis !

a upside down clear elephant.the elephant is facing left.the ground is 300 feet tall.a first camel is 20 feet behind the elephant.the camel is facing southwest.a second camel is 1 feet left of the first camel.a white light is left of the first camel.the ground is sand.a third camel is 1 feet left of the second camel.the third camel is facing southeast.a palm tree is 1 feet left of the third camel.a yellow light is above the tree.

watcher570 yesterday
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He is now under our control !

a white man.a 3 feet tall red jellyfish is -2.8 feet behind the man.the jellyfish is 3 feet above the ground.the jellyfish is face up.a first alien is 4 feet left of the man.the first alien is 2 feet in front of the man.the first alien is facing the man.a second alien is 2 feet behind the first alien.the second alien is facing the man.a green light is 1 feet right of the first alien.a red light is 1 feet right of the second alien.it is night.the ground is 235 feet tall.the ground is shiny.a white light is 1 feet above the man.the ground is art.a satellite dish is 8 feet left of the second alien.the satellite dish is 3 feet behind the second alien.the satellite dish is facing the man.a sun symbol is behind the second alien.the symbol is 4 feet above the ground.a yellow light is 1 feet in front of the man.a navy blue light is above the satellite dish.a lime light is 1 feet left of the satellite dish.the camera light is 60% dark.a 4 feet tall blue jellyfish is 2 feet behind the second alien.a 4 feet tall green jellyfish is 6 inches behind the blue jellyfish.

The shiny "HOPE" is glass. The ground is solid unreflective gray. The ground is 2500 feet tall. The "HOPE" is 100 feet tall. It is 300 feet deep. It is 400 feet wide. The sky is silver.
The red light is 2 foot left of "HOPE". It is above "HOPE". The green light is 2 foot right of "HOPE". It is above "HOPE". The magenta light is 2 foot in front of "HOPE". It is above "HOPE". The cyan light is 2 foot behind "HOPE". It is above "HOPE". The green light is 4 feet above "HOPE".
The camera light is black.
"There is always" is 20 feet above "HOPE". It is magenta. It is 300 feet wide. It is 40 feet tall. It is 5 feet deep.

hedgehog1... 2 days ago
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Neopalpa donaldtrumpi

A brown butterfly is on and -4 inches south of a [usa] sheet. A 1.5 inch high head is -1.3 inch south of and -1 inch above and -2.8 inch left of the butterfly. It is facing west. A [canvas] shoe is 1.2 inches above the head. It is leaning 25 degrees to the front. It is facing west. A brown light is above the shoe. Camera light is beige.

Lollipetuum mobile

a 3 inch tall and 15.4 inch wide and 15 inch deep [texture] cube.a 17 inch tall and 17 inch wide clear jar is -3.4 inch above the cube.sky is gray.ambient light is 70% dim gold.a 6 inch tall old gold gear is -11 inch above the jar.the cube is -2 inch above the ground.ground is clear.a 1st 5 inch tall red lollipop is -2 inch above the gear.the stick of the 1st lollipop is black.a 2nd 5 inch tall green lollipop is -4 inch above and -9 inch right of the gear.the 2nd lollipop leans 90 degrees to right.the stick of the 2nd lollipop is black.a 3rd 5 inch tall yellow lollipop is -8.7 inch above the gear.the 3rd lollipop is upside down.a 4th 7 inch tall cyan lollipop is -8.5 inch above and -3 inch right of the gear.the 4th lollipop leans 140 degrees to left.a 10 inch tall man is 3 inch left of the cube.camera light is yellow.

nheiges 2 days ago
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#totwinvention

Machine Translation from The Urban Dictionary

a 2 foot tall camera is on a lectern. the lectern is on a [metal] floor. a very large metal mouth is -1 inch in front of and -1.3 foot above the camera. a huge metal ear is -1 inches to the left of and -1.2 feet above the camera. a blue wall is -.1 inch behind the floor. a 3 foot wide and .5 foot tall control panel is -.5 foot above the camera. a 1st 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -1 foot to the left of and -1.5 foot above and .1 inch in front of the ear. it is leaning 120 degrees to the left. a 2nd 5 foot tall and 3 foot wide flat white cone is -2 inches to the right of and -1.7 foot above the mouth. it is leaning 90 degrees to the right. A very tiny black "you just got read for filth" is in front of and -3.35 foot above the 1st cone. it is leaning 30 degrees to the left.
A very tiny black "you were harshly criticized" is in front of and -1.6 feet above the 2nd cone.

watcher570 2 days ago
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emergence

a man.a first 6 feet tall alien is -6 feet above the man.the man is white.a first woman is right of the man.a second 5.5 feet tall alien is -5.5 feet above the first woman.the first woman is white.a second woman is left of the man.the second woman is white.a third 5.5 feet tall alien is -5.5 feet above the second women.a building is 30 feet behind the man.the building is facing southwest.the building is grey.a first 10 feet tall hedgehog is behind the man.the first hedgehog is 6 feet in the ground.a second 10 feet tall hedgehog is left of the first hedgehog.the ground is field.the sun is pink.a white light is 2 feet in front of the building.

the not quite got it right time machine

a 10 feet tall first gold clock.the first clock is face up.a couch is above the clock.a man is -25 inches above the couch.the man is face up.the man is facing right.a skeleton is -22 inches above the man.the skeleton is face up.the skeleton is facing right.the first clock is 10 feet above the ground.the skeleton is -26 inches behind the man.a second 6 feet tall clock is behind the couch.a third clock is left of the couch.the third clock is facing the couch.a fourth 2 feet tall clock is in front of the couch.a fifth 2 feet tall clock is left of the fourth clock.a sixth 2 feet tall clock is right of the fourth clock.a 3 feet tall hourglass is -3 inches right of the couch.silver ground.the ground is 300 feet tall.the sky is [abstract].a yellow light is 6 inches above the man.

Inaugural SpeechTeleprompter Auto Correcter

a large television. the screen of the television is blue.a 4 inch tall "IN BED WITH RUSSIA" is -4.1 feet above and 0.08 feet to the front of the television. a 4 inch tall "WHEN WE GET" is 2 inches above the "IN BED WITH RUSSIA". a 4 inch tall "BE FANTASTIC" is 2 inches above the "WHEN WE GET". the 4 inch tall "AMERICA WILL" is 2 inches above the "BE FANTASTIC". the 4 inch tall "FABULOUS,TRUE, SO TRUE" is 2 inches above the "AMERICA WILL". the 4 inch tall "THE BEST EVER" is 2 inches above the "FABULOUS,TRUE, SO TRUE". the 4 inch tall "OUR RATINGS WILL BE" is 2 inches above the "THE BEST EVER". a huge eraser is 0.1 feet in front of and -1 feet above and -1.6 feet to the right of the television. it faces right. it leans 87 degrees to the northwest. a white 3 inch wide and 5 feet tall flat tube is 0.12 feet in front of and -4.25 feet above and -5.47 feet left of the television. it leans 43 degrees to the left. the ground is clear. the sky is [night].

The Amazing Voice Activated Clap On Clap Off Lava Lamp

large silver bell is upside down. it is -0.9 feet above and -1.6 feet to the left of the large table. a large silver bowl is -0.2 feet above the bell.it is upside down. 1st clear 1.6 feet wide cone is -0.6 feet above the bowl. it is upside down. 2nd 1.6 feet wide and 2 feet tall clear cone is on the 1st cone. a clear red bulb syringe is -2.8 feet above the 2nd cone. it is upside down. 1st 4 inch tall red talk bubble is 2 inches above and -4.5 inches left of the bulb syringe. it leans 43 degrees to the left. 2nd 3.5 inch tall clear red talk bubble is -3.2 inches right of and 1.5 inches above the 1st talk bubble. it leans 76 degrees to the right. a tiny marble is right of the bulb syringe. 3 red lights are -1 inch above the marble. a pale blue light is behind the bowl. a 15 feet tall tile wall is 5 feet behind the table. a 7.5 feet tall boy is behind and 0.4 feet right of the table. he faces the bowl. the shirt of the boy is [concert]. a 1 feet wide and 3 inch tall circle is -1.5 feet to the right of and on the table. 1st large tan hand is -0.6 feet to the right of the circle. it is upside down. 2nd large tan hand is -0.2 feet left of and -1 feet above the 1st hand. it faces northwest. it is upside down.the camera light is 65% purple. a gold light is 1 inch above the marble. a dim beige light is 0.2 feet right of and -0.2 feet above the 1st hand. the ground is tile. a dim orange light is 6 inches in front of and -1 feet above the table. a large mirror is -9 feet above and 0.1 feet in front of and -9.5 feet to the left of the wall. the 4 inch tall black "CLAP" is above and 1 inch behind and 1 inch right of the 1st hand. it leans 30 degrees to the right. a dim cream light is 1 inch in front of the "CLAP". the sky is [night]. the sun is 30% dim.

Plumbing the Depths

a tornado.a shiny [gold] astronaut is 30 feet inside the tornado.the sun's altitude is 30 degrees.the tornado is texture.the ground is invisible.the astronaut is leaning 360 degrees to the ground.
The first gold barrel is 3 feet in front of the astronaut. It is leaning 80 degrees to the right. It is -15 feet above the astronaut. A second gold barrel is 8 feet above the first barrel. It is leaning 80 degrees to the right.
The shiny [gold] mastodon is -5 feet behind the astronaut. The very huge eye is -1 foot above and -3.2 feet in front of the mastodon. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. the human head of the man is [gold].

Ronco's Handy Dandy Electric Chicken Plucker

a large [metal] iron leans 90 degrees to the back. 1st 0.6 feet tall and 1 inch wide tube is -0.5 feet above and -0.1 feet to the front of the iron. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 2nd 0.6 feet tall and 1 inch wide tube is -1 feet above and -0.3 feet to the left of and -0.1 feet to the front of the iron. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 3rd 0.6 feet tall and 1 inch wide tube is -1 feet above and -0.3 feet to the right of and -0.1 feet to the front of the iron. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 1st small bird cage is in front of and -0.3 feet above the 1st tube. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 2nd small bird cage is -0.3 feet above and in front of the 2nd tube. it leans 90 degrees to the front. 3rd small bird cage is in front of and -0.3 feet above the 3rd tube. it leans 90 degrees to the front. a small chicken is -1 feet above and -0.5 feet to the front of the 1st bird cage. 1st white feather is 2 inches above the 1st bird cage. 2nd white feather is 2 inches left of and -1 feet above the 2nd bird cage. it leans 65 degrees to the right. 3rd white feather is 3 inches right of the 3rd bird cage. it leans 43 degrees to the left. 4th white feather is -15 inches above the chicken. it is upside down. 5th white feather is 1.5 feet in front of the iron. it faces left. it leans 70 degrees to the northwest. 6th white feather is above the 2nd bird cage. it faces left. it leans. right. a plug is -2 feet above and -1 inch to the back of the iron. it leans 90 degrees to the back.a outlet is -0.1 feet to the back of and -0.2 feet above and -0.43 feet to the right of the plug. a wood wall is behind and -3 feet to the right of the outlet. the ground is dirt. a 3.5 feet tall boy is 1 feet right of the 3rd bird cage. he is on the ground. he faces the chicken. the sun is 90% old gold. the camera light is dull.

Penguin Powered Polar Fish Wheel

a 20 feet tall [metal] ferris wheel is -8 feet above the ground. 1st penguin is -0.7 feet to the left of and -10 feet above the ferris wheel. it faces right. 2nd penguin is -1.9 feet to the left of and -6 feet above the ferris wheel. it faces right. 3rd penguin is -2 feet above and -7 feet to the left of the ferris wheel. it faces right. a 13 feet tall ladder is in front of the ferris wheel. it is -2 feet above the ground. 4th penguin is -4.2 feet above the ladder. it faces northwest. 5th penguin is 1 feet in front of and 1.2 feet to the left of the ladder. it is -1.8 feet above the ground. it faces the right. it leans to the front. 1st salmon is 0.2 feet right of and -8 feet above the ferris wheel. it faces right. it leans back.a 7 feet tall boat is 3 feet right of the ferris wheel.it is on the ground. a 6th 6 feet tall penguin is -8 feet to the left of and -12 feet to the front of the boat. it faces the southwest. 2nd salmon is -0.1 feet right of and -5 feet above the ferris wheel. it faces right. it leans 25 degrees to the front. 3rd salmon is -1 feet left of and -2.5 feet above and 1 feet in front of the 6th penguin.it faces southeast. it leans to the front. the camera light is old gold. the sky is water. a orange light is 2 inches in front of the 3rd salmon. 2 dim yellow lights are -1 feet to the front of and -5 feet above and -5 feet to the right of the ferris wheel. 2 dim pink lights are -1 feet to the front of and -5 feet above and -5 feet to the left of the ferris wheel

KAWE 3 days ago
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The red planet II

a 2.5 feet tall mars is -5 feet above a [KAWE49] flat wall. the wall is 8 feet tall and 10 feet wide.the mars is in front of the wall.sun is blue.ambient light is old gold.

The red planet

a 2.5 feet tall mars is -5 feet above a [KAWE49] flat wall. the wall is 8 feet tall and 10 feet wide.the mars is in front of the wall.sun is blue.ambient light is old gold.

watcher570 3 days ago
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#totwInvention

bespoke electric generator

a shiny copper structure.the structure is 100 feet deep.the structure is 50 feet wide.the structure is 40 feet tall.a 30 feet tall first shiny part is right of the structure.a 10 feet tall second shiny part is -75 inches above the structure.a 30 feet tall shiny magnet is 8 inches in front of the first part.the magnet is facing the first part.a first shiny 40 feet tall lightning bolt is behind the second part.the first lightning bolt is leaning 45 degrees to the north.a 65 feet tall man is left of the structure.the man is facing the structure.the ground is shiny.the sky is texture.the texture is 1500 feet tall.a 100 feet tall silver wall is 1 feet behind the structure.the wall is 200 feet long.

The Big One

a fire. it is .7 feet in the ground. the ground is grass. an ape is next to the fire. it is on the ground. it is facing east. a small ape is 1 foot east of the fire. it is on the ground. it is facing west. a orangutan is 2 feet north of the fire. it is on the ground. it is facing south.a gorilla is 12 feet north of the orangutan. it is 2 feet east of the orangutan. it is night. the sun is black. the camera light is dark blue. a red light is .5 inches above the fire. an orange light is on the fire. a small yellow light is just south of the fire. it is 1 inch off the ground. the ambient light is black.

Completely senseless desert project

a 1500 inch tall [texture] ferris wheel.ground is 70 feet tall.ambient light is 90% dim forget me not blue.a 1st 200 inch tall silver sphere is -600 inch above the ferris wheel.the 1st sphere is -150 inch right of the ferris wheel.a 2nd 350 inch tall silver sphere is -1200 inch above the ferris wheel.the 2nd sphere is -180 inch right of the ferris wheel.a 2500 inch tall silver water tower is left of the ferris wheel.it is evening.a 3rd 500 inch tall silver sphere is -200 inch above the ferris wheel.

watcher570 3 days ago
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looking for a mate

a first clear green group.a second 1.5 feet tall shiny group is above the first group.the second group is -18 inches left of the first group.a first 1 feet tall clear red tube is above the second group.the first tube is 2 inches wide.a second 1 feet tall clear red tube is 0.5 inches right of the first tube.the second tube is 2 inches wide.a 0.2 feet tall clear blue first eye is -1 inches above the first tube.a 0.2 feet tall second clear blue eye is -1 inches above the second tube.a first 0.5 feet tall shiny ear is -4.4 inches left of the second group.the first ear is -5 inches above the second group.a 0.5 feet tall second shiny ear is -0.9 inches right of the second group.the second ear is -5 inches above the second group.the ground is field.the sky is picture.