hedgehog1... 3/27/2019
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Feng Shui Tea Party

A silver tea kettle is 6 inch left of a shiny blue tea cup. Sky.

hedgehog1... 3/27/2019
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Time for a Quick Nap

A gold spring is leaning 85 degrees to the back. A tiny gold head is behind and -3 inch above the spring. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back.

A Watched Pot Never Boils

Spring backdrop. A second tent is behind and -4 feet right of a first tent. A small chair is in front of and -5 feet left of the tent. A small shiny black car is 12 feet right of and -2 feet in front of the first tent. It is facing west. A dog is 2 feet right of the tent. It is facing southeast. A small black shiny pot is 4 feet right of and 1 foot behind the second tent. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. Camera light is gold. A light is above and in front of the car. A light is behind and above the pot. A small woman is right of the pot. She is facing the pot. The sun is cream.

The Show Must Go On

[music] backdrop. A flat [science] wall. A huge shiny [60s] toaster is in front of and -6.2 feet left of and -8 feet above the wall. Camera light is black. A light is above and in front of the toaster. A very tiny woman is -2.6 feet above the toaster. A light is in front of and right of the woman. A crimson light is in front of and left of the woman. A very tiny drum kit is left of and -8 inch above the woman. A tiny flag is left of the drum kit. It is leaning left. It is facing north. A very tiny 50% dark drum kit is right of and -8 inch above the woman. A tiny flag is right of and -11 inch above the drum kit. It is leaning left.

Honey, I’m Home!

A [cactus] cactus is in a huge [denim] pot. Room backdrop. Two huge eyes are -1 foot above and -1 inch in front of the cactus. A huge mouth is -2 foot above the eyes. A huge [cactus] foot is -1.5 foot left of and -4 feet above the pot. A huge [cactus] foot is -1.5 foot right of and -4 feet above the pot.

A Fine Specimen

A [spiral] carpet is on a shiny building. The ground is shiny black. A small koala is -0.7 inch above the carpet. Camera light is black. A navy light is left of and above the koala. The azimuth of the sun is 280 degrees. The altitude of the sun is 25 degrees. The sun is silver. A jar is 4 inch left of the koala. A tree fits in the jar.

hedgehog1... 3/14/2019
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The Spoils of War

[backdrop] sky. [sky] ground is 50% shiny. A 50% dark tree is behind a 50% dark tree. The sun is black. Ambient light is grey. Camera light is black. A cyan light is above and left of the tree. A red light is above the tree. A 15 feet high shiny cannon is 3 feet left of the tree. It is facing southeast. A 50% dark giraffe is -10 feet in front of the cannon. It is facing southeast. A 40% dark giraffe is -30 feet behind and -5 feet right of the cannon. It is facing south. 2 navy lights are in front of the cannon.

Does it really grow on trees?

Pale lime flower is -0.2 inch above the ground. Money backdrop. A 3 inch high shiny coin is in front of the flower. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. A 1.3 inch high coin is right of and in front of the coin. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. Ambient light is black. A navy light is above and behind and left of the flower. A dim light is above and 2 feet right of the flower.

Life In the Sticks

Cabin backdrop. A [turbine] sphere. A cyan light is right of and behind the sphere. An extremely tiny silver windmill is right of the sphere. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. The sky is black. A scarlet light is left of and in front of the sphere.

hedgehog1... 3/6/2019
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Benjamin Franklin... or Homer Simpson?

image-14284 backdrop. Brown beer glass.

hedgehog1... 3/4/2019
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Curiouser and Curiouser

Park backdrop. A 20% shiny black knight is right of a white knight. It is facing west. The white knight is facing east. Azimuth of the sun is 190 degrees. A small shiny table is 1.5 feet in front of the black knight. Camera light is black. 2 dim lights are behind the knight. A small bottle is on the table. The label of the bottle is texture. An extremely tiny woman is 1 inch right of and behind the table. She is facing the knight. She is -0.1 inch above the ground. A very tiny pink cat is 1.2 feet right of and -1.4 foot in front of the table. It is facing the knight. It is -0.1 inch above the ground.

hedgehog1... 3/3/2019
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I'm Gonna Git Me a Dawg

A small flat image-14273 picture is -5.1 feet in front of and -10 feet above and -10.4 feet left of a shiny saloon. It is facing north. A 0.92 feet wide and 1.7 feet deep [paper] rectangle is in front of and -1.5 feet above the picture. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. An extremely tiny flat black "WANTED" is above the picture. It is facing north. An extremely tiny flat black "Tug-o-War" is -1.18 foot above the picture. It is facing north. An extremely tiny flat black "Topaz" is -1.35 foot above the picture. It is facing north. Camera light is brown. 2 dim lights are behind and -0.2 foot right of the picture. A cowboy is -6.5 feet in front of and -12 feet left of the saloon. He is -3 inch above the ground.

hedgehog1... 3/2/2019
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The Mystery Of Easter Island

image-14270 backdrop. A small [easter] bonnet is -6.5 inch above and -6 inch in front of a rabbit. it is leaning back. Shadow plane. Azimuth of the sun is 120 degrees. A huge egg is 6 feet left of and behind the rabbit. It is leaning left. Camera light is black. A cream light is right of the rabbit. A huge egg is 6 inch left of and -6 inch in front of the egg. It is facing east.

A play I saw once at the Edinburgh Festival...

Alien backdrop. A very tiny alien is in a green pod. The sun is baby blue. Camera light is black. A green light is right of the pod. A red light is left of the pod. The alien is on a seed. A very tiny alien is behind and left of the alien. A very tiny alien is behind and 2 inch right of the alien.

Ding, Dong, Bell

A [stone] well. The roof of the well is black and shiny. The sky is [slate]. City backdrop. Camera light is black. A cat is -4 feet above the well. It is facing north. A silver sphere is -3 feet above the cat.

What do you mean, "The Earth is flat"?

[Earth] cube. [NASA] backdrop. A 10 inch high spaceship is -1.8 feet above the cube. A 4 inch high astronaut is on the spaceship. Camera light is black. A lemon light is left of and in front of the astronaut.

hedgehog1... 2/25/2019
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Grub's Up!

A bird backdrop. A grub. Camera light is brown. Azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. Altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. Ambient light is brown.

hedgehog1... 2/23/2019
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WE Green Screen

Green backdrop. A man. A television is 4 feet right of and -2 inch above the man. The screen of the television is [green]. A 2 feet high man is -2 inch in front of and -1 foot left of and -2.3 feet above the television. Ambient light is brown.

hedgehog1... 2/23/2019
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Animals Crossing

Ground is 7 feet wide water. A fish is above a seal. A large car is 5 feet right of and 1.5 feet behind the seal. It is facing southwest. The sun is khaki. Ambient light is black. An enormous brown worm is 1 foot in front of and -1 foot right of the seal. The azimuth of the sun is 220 degrees. A light is 2 feet left of and behind and 2 feet above the car. Camera light is brown. A dim light is left of the seal. The headlight of the car is silver. The altitude of the sun is 80 degrees. A light is in front of and above the car.

hedgehog1... 2/23/2019
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Wheels

A chair is leaning 95 degrees to the back. A red light is above the chair. A dim light is above and 2 feet behind the chair. A green light is left of the chair. The sun is silver. Ambient light is black. The ground is 5 feet wide water. A black bicycle is -1 feet right of and -1 foot behind the chair. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back. It is -2 feet above the ground. It is facing east. Camera light is black.

hedgehog1... 2/23/2019
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High School Frozen in Time

A 9 inch high and 2 inch wide and 2 inch deep woman is -10 inch above a 10 inch high clear blue cylinder. The azimuth of the sun is 340 degrees. A 10 inch high clear green cylinder is 1 foot left of and 2 feet behind the cylinder. A 9 inch high and 2 inch wide and 2 inch deep man is -10 inch above the cylinder. An 11 inch high clear yellow cylinder is 1 inch left of and 4 feet behind the cylinder. A 10 inch high and 2 inch wide and 2 inch deep woman is -11 inch above the cylinder. Camera light is navy. The sun is pink.

hedgehog1... 2/22/2019
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Lasht Ordersh, Pleashe

A [bar] backdrop. A man is leaning 90 degrees to the front. Camera light is black.

hedgehog1... 2/22/2019
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OK punk, spill the beans...

A [bar] backdrop. A man is leaning 90 degrees to the front. Camera light is black.

hedgehog1... 2/22/2019
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Open Plan Office

[Storm] backdrop. A 20% shiny dark desk. Camera light is black. A large lamp is right of and behind the desk. A lemon light is behind and above the desk. A cabinet is 10 feet right of the desk. It is facing the desk. A small shiny black trash can is 6 inches in front of the cabinet. It is facing east. A plant is on the cabinet.

hedgehog1... 2/21/2019
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Tombstone

A house is behind a brown building. It is -8 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. 8 cream lights are 40 feet left of and above the house. The sun is black. A dim red light is 10 feet above and left of the house. A huge bird is 10 feet above and 10 feet right of and 1 foot in front of the house. It is leaning front. It is facing northeast. A horse is right of and -7 feet in front of the house. An 8 feet high covered wagon is 1 foot in front of and 9 feet right of the horse. It is facing southeast. A cowboy is 6 inch right of and in front of the horse. A dim blue light is above the bird.

Barred!

A highway cone is in front of a highway construction marker. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A highway house is behind a house. It is -8 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. 8 cream lights are 40 feet left of and above the house. A tiny man is 2 foot right of the highway cone. He is facing southwest. A highway cone is 2 feet behind and 3 feet left of the man. The sun is black. A navy light is 10 feet above the house.

Join our fight, comrades... everyone welcome!

A small shiny stick match is on a large match stick. The stick is on a tiny dark shiny navy car. The car is -2 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. A light is right of the car. A tiny motorcycle is right of and behind the car. A tiny man is -10 inch above the motorcycle. A tiny giraffe is 2 feet behind and 2.5 feet left of the car. A light is right of and above the giraffe. The headlight of the car is shiny white. A tiny woman is 2 inch left of the motorcycle. A man is 2 feet left of the giraffe. The sun is cream. A small hedgehog is 1.1 foot in front of the motorcycle.

hedgehog1... 2/15/2019
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Orb of Atlantis

[Ruby] backdrop is 40% dark. A diamond is on a very tiny shiny black plate. Sky is [underwater]. The plate is on a tiny silver sphere. Ambient light is black. 8 lights are right of the sphere. A 0.1 inch high clear pyramid is on the diamond. A large alligator is 8 feet above the sphere.

Just Another Lost Angel, City of Night

A man is -8.3 feet above and -4 feet in front of a 50% dark building. Camera light is black. A red light is above the man. A green light is in front of the man. [Night] backdrop. A large fox is 15 feet right of and in front of the man. It is facing the man. The sun is grey. A small shiny angel is 5 feet above and left of the fox. She is facing northeast. She is leaning right.

This town's going down the pan...

A town is on a town. It is facing southeast. A town is on the town. It is facing east. Camera light is black. Shadow plane. The azimuth of the sun is 30 degrees. 3 cream lights are -4 feet above the town. A lemon light is 10 feet in front of and above the town. The sun is sea green. A town is on the town. It is facing northwest.

Castles in the Air

Sky backdrop. An image-12421 cube is in the sky. A cream light is 2 feet left of and -6 feet above and in front of the cube. An image-12421 cube is 3 feet behind the cube. It is facing southeast. An image-12421 cube is -4 feet above and 3 feet left of and 2 feet behind the cube. An image-12421 cube is right of and 4 feet behind the cube. Camera light is black. A dark bird is 8 feet left of the cube. A navy light is 8 feet in front of the cube.

hedgehog1... 2/10/2019
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The White Queen of Calabar

image-13618 backdrop. image-13621 painting is right of and in front of and -3 feet above a small crucifix. camera light is black. 2 lemon lights are in front of and -4 feet above the painting. The sun is grey. A 7 feet high palm tree is behind and -1 foot left of the crucifix. A tiny 50% dark giraffe is left of the crucifix. It is facing the painting. A brown light is above and in front of the giraffe.

Society Fails to See Him

A small invisible man is on a dark shiny bench. A [newspaper] paper is on the man. It is leaning forward. A [newspaper] paper is left of and in front of and -2 inch above the paper. It is leaning 60 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast. A [newspaper] paper is -3 inch left of and -4 inch above the paper. It is facing east. It is leaning 10 degrees to the back. A 6 inch wide [newspaper] paper is in front of and -3 inch above the paper. It is leaning forward. It is facing west. A [newspaper] paper is -6 inch right of and -6 inch in front of the paper. It is facing northeast. It is leaning 70 degrees to the front. A [newspaper] paper is -1 inch right of and above the paper. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 95 degrees to the front. The sun is navy. A yellow light is above and left of and behind the bench. A blue light is in front of the bench. A [metal] trash can is right of and behind the bench. A small dog is right of and in front of the bench. It is facing the man.

Wherever I Lay My Hat...

A shiny very dark [guitar] piano. [Music] backdrop. Sky is [theatre]. Shadow plane. Azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A [piano] guitar is -1 foot in front of and -2 feet above the piano. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A khaki hat is on the piano. A bottle is 2 feet right of the hat. A glass is left of the bottle. The sun is cream.

Remember Tam o’ Shanter’s Mare

A black church. Night backdrop. A huge devil is -7 feet left of and in front of the church. he is facing east. A huge horse is 30 feet right of and in front of and -30 feet above the devil. A large black witch is behind and right of the devil. A large black witch is left of the witch. A large black witch is 2 feet left of the devil. she is facing east. huge shiny bagpipes are -15 feet above and -4 feet right of the devil. Camera light is black. A light is right of the horse.

Stand-off at the Precipice

An ebony tree is in front of and right of a giraffe. The altitude of the sun is 20 degrees. A scarlet light is 10 feet left of and above the giraffe. Shadow plane. The ground is 100 feet wide street. Camera light is black. An ebony tree is right of and 3 feet in front of the tree. Ground is 60% dark and 50% shiny. Sky is grid. A very high silver wall is 20 feet right of the giraffe. It is facing east. Sun is cyan. 9 navy lights are in front of and above the tree. Ambient light is brown. A rock is in front of the giraffe. A dingo is 5 feet in front of and left of the tree. It is facing the giraffe. A huge clear red wall is in front of the dingo. It is leaning back. A lion is -2 feet left of and behind the tree. It is facing the giraffe.

hedgehog1... 2/4/2019
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Kings of the Wild Frontier

A [Navajo] backdrop. An extremely tiny shiny crown is -0.8 inch above and -2.5 inch in front of a 2 inch high ant. The sun is brown. 6 lights are in front of and above the ant. A 2 inch high ant is right of and behind the ant. An extremely tiny shiny crown is -0.8 inch above and -2.5 inch in front of the ant. A 2 inch high ant is right of and behind the ant. An extremely tiny shiny crown is -0.8 inch above and -3 inch in front of the ant.

The Very Last of the Honey Bees

A [honey] backdrop. The body of a jar is orange. The lid of the jar is shiny. Shadow plane. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. The sun is grey. A very tiny bear is 1 foot left of the jar. It is facing the jar.