Blown Off Course

A flat [stripe] flower is upside down. It is leaning right. It is in the sky. A shiny flat [stripe] flower is behind the flower. It is leaning right. The ground is 200 feet wide [cube]. An enormous silver bottle cap is -2.3 foot above the flower. It is upside down. It is leaning 12 degrees to the front. A very tiny man is in the bottle cap. A huge bird is -1 foot above and 1 foot right of the man. It is facing the man. It is leaning 65 degrees to the front. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A light is above and behind the man. Camera light is brown. A cyan light is right of and above the bird. The sun is brown. An orange light is behind the bottle cap.

Look Out Behind!

A ray is on and -3 foot in front of a ray. The ground is sand. It is 1000 feet high. The sky is [underwater]. Camera light is navy. The sun is brown. Ambient light is sea blue. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A ray is on and -3 foot in front of the ray. A malachite green light is above the ray. A red light is behind the ray. A cyan light is above the ray. A green light is left of and -3 feet above the ray. A flat clear [wet] wall is on the ground. A dim orange light is on the wall.

Unworldly Intelligence

A humongous 50% dark octopus is 9 feet in a shiny spaceship. It is 10 feet above the ground. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. The ground is 200 feet wide water. The spaceship is leaning 10 degrees to the front. A huge dark matte [metal] ship is 100 feet left of and 30 feet behind the spaceship. It is -25 feet above the ground. An orange light is left of and above the ship. Camera light is cream.

Pitstop

A [material] louvered door is 8 inch in front of and -8 feet left of a [forest] wall. A light is -1 foot above and 1 inch behind the door. A green light is 2 feet left of the light. A cyan light is 4 feet right of and above the light. Camera light is navy. A red light is in front of the door. The sun is brown. A shiny black fireplace is in front of and -6 feet above the door. A 1 foot high pump is on and -1.5 feet left of the fireplace. A 10 inch high shiny brown car is right of the pump. It is facing the pump. A 6 inch high silver barrel is -2 inch left of and 4 inch in front of the pump. A red light is in front of the fireplace.

hedgehog1... 5/25/2018
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Mind Your Step

A man is -6 feet above a shiny building. The building is [rug]. It is dark. A huge cream mirror is -2 feet right of and -8 feet above the man. Ambient light is black. An indigo light is 1 inch in front of and -2 foot above the mirror. A royal blue light is behind the mirror. Camera light is brown. A large butterfly is -6 feet above and -2.5 feet right of the man. It is facing northwest. A lemon light is below and in front of and 1 foot left of the butterfly. The sun is brown. A humongous [insect] wall is above the man.

hedgehog1... 5/22/2018
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Gillusion

A giraffe fits in a clear vase. It is leaning 75 degrees to the front. It is -6 inch behind the vase. The sky is [stripes]. The sun is silver. 4 pink lights are left of and -10 inch above the giraffe

Get Outta the Rat Race

A [cheese] ball. Camera light is black. A mouse is right of and in front of the ball. It is facing the ball. A shiny cage is behind the ball. The ground is 7.9 feet wide [rug]. A dim yellow light is right of the ball. A small bowl is in the cage. An acorn is 1.5 inch in the bowl. A cheese is right of the bowl. It is facing southwest. A mouse is 3.1 inch right of the ball. It is facing the ball. A dim light is left of and above the mouse. The sun is silver.

Fore!

A 3.2 inch wide grey ball is 3 inch in a ball. Camera light is silver. A light is left of the ball. A grey light is 4 feet left of and 2 feet above the light. The ground is dark grey and 55% shiny. The sky is 2000 feet wide [golf]. A tiny clear [green] "4" is left of the ball. It is leaning 70 degrees to the back. 2 dim green lights are behind and above the "4".

hedgehog1... 5/19/2018
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Mutant Amoeba

An amoeba fits in a 40% dark petri dish. A microscope is -4 inch right of and -2 inch above the dish. The dish is on a table. The ground is tile. It is dark. A shiny cabinet is behind the table. A stool is right of and -2.8 feet above the table. A very long [lab] wall is 8 feet right of the stool. It is facing east. A light is left of and above and -6 inch in front of the microscope. Camera light is brown.

An Odd Arrangement

A small [sweet] cylinder is on a [wood] table. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. A [shop] wall is behind the table. A tiny [sweet] cube is left of and in front of the cylinder. It is facing southeast. The ground is [tile]. A [sweet] bottle is behind the cube. It is facing southeast. Camera light is black. A navy light is above and left of and in front of the table. A dim yellow light is above the light. A small cup is 3.8 inch right of and 1.3 inch in front of the cylinder. A rose is 5 inch in the cup. It is leaning left. A man is 4 feet left of the table. He is facing the table.A lemon light is 2 feet left of and 1 foot above the man. A shiny bongo drum is 2 feet right of and -2.2 feet in front of the man. It is facing southwest. A fly is on the cube. A dog is right of the man. It is facing the table. It is on the ground. A dim light is 2 feet left of the dog. A dim lemon light is above the light. A dim lemon light is behind the light. The sun is silver. A dim purple light is in front of and above the cylinder.

hedgehog1... 5/16/2018
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At the End of a Puzzling Day

A silver bottle. A wall is behind the bottle. The ground is [pattern]. It is 60% dark. A dark building is 50 feet in front of and 50 feet left of the bottle. A large building is left of and -15 feet behind the building. It is facing northeast. A horse is 22 feet in front of and 15 feet left of the bottle. A dark man is 1 foot in front of and right of the horse. A brown light is 50 feet in front of and 300 feet above the bottle. A navy light is 50 feet above the horse. Camera light is brown. A light is 7 inch above the building. A clear wall is in front of the bottle. A dim green light is on the man. A dim cyan light is on the man. A black tree is -5 foot in front of the building. It is leaning 10 degrees to the front. An orange light is in front of and left of the tree. The sun is silver.

He's in the Money

A silver coin is 5 feet above the ground. It is facing east. The sun is silver. Ambient light is black. The ground is clear. A 0.1 inch high man is -0.2 inch right of and -1.13 inch above and -0.45 inch behind the coin. He is leaning 90 degrees to the right. He is facing northeast. An enormous black "$" is 2 feet right of and 12 feet behind and -4 foot above the man.

Paper Crown

A flat [swirl] star. The ground is paper. A paper building is behind the star. A large paper crown is -4 feet in front of the building. A [paper] rose is in front of and -1 foot left of the crown. It is leaning right.

Salvation

The ground is [abandoned]. The sky is [love]. A 100 feet high shield is on an enormous dark shiny building. Camera light is navy. The sun is brown. A cream light is 50 feet in front of and above the shield. A sea green light is behind and above the shield. A huge wall is 1500 feet in front of the shield. A 400 feet high 40% shiny black building is 400 feet behind and 400 feet left of the building. A 45 feet high man is 200 feet in front of the building. He is facing the building. A 43 feet high woman is 10 feet left of the man. She is facing the building. The azimuth of the sun is 100 degrees. A light is behind and above the man. A 150 foot high shiny maroon heart is 10 feet in front of the building.

Going Nowhere Fast

A black shiny car is -2 foot above and -2 foot left of a large shiny [metal] car jack. It is leaning 10 degrees to the right. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. A dark large [dirty] wall is 4 feet in front of the car. The ground is 10 inch wide [concrete]. A shiny car battery is in front of and right of the car. It is leaning 20 degrees to the back. A car tire is in front of and -1 foot right of the car battery. It is facing southwest. It is on the ground. A hammer is 14.4 feet behind and -0.5 inch right of the tire. It is leaning 90 degrees to the front. It is facing east. It is -0.1 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. A lemon light is 4 feet above and 2 feet left of and behind the car. A cream light is behind and left of the car. A light is in front of and -1 foot right of the car. The sun is black. A beetle is 2 inch right of the hammer. It is -0.15 inch above the ground. A dim cyan light is left of and behind and above the car. 2 dim crimson lights are behind and left of the hammer. Ambient light is navy. A shiny black container is right of the tire. A screwdriver is 12.5 feet behind and -1.4 foot right of the container. It is -0.5 inch above the ground. It is leaning 2 degrees to the front.

The Adventures of Androctonus Maroccanus

A gold car is in front of a gold camper. Camera light is black. The ground is 4 feet wide [sand]. The wheel of the car is shiny. The sun is silver. A palm tree is 85 feet behind the camper. A scorpion is 2.2 foot right of and 10 inch in front of the car. It is facing northeast. It is on the ground.

Elevator of Fear

A 30% shiny [bird] door is 35 feet in a dark building. A 7 feet high and 4 feet deep and 4 feet wide [bird] cube is behind the door. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. The building is wood. 6 navy lights are -3 feet above the cube. A red light is in front of and right of the cube. A large crow is on the cube. A black umbrella is 2.5 feet right of and -4 feet above the crow. It is leaning right. A man is 18 feet behind and 3.2 feet right of the umbrella. A huge [storm] wall is 10 feet in front of the door. The sky is [liquid]. The sun is brown. A red light is right of the man.

hedgehog1... 5/11/2018
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Frozen Vignettes Overboard!

A #FROZEN-VIGNETTES is in a humongous ice cube. The ice cube is leaning 5 degrees to the left. A humongous ice cube is 2 feet right of and behind the ice cube. A #FROZEN-VIGNETTES is in the ice cube. A humongous ice cube is 2 feet left of and behind the ice cube. A #FROZEN-VIGNETTES is in the ice cube. A humongous ice cube is left of and behind the ice cube. A #FROZEN-VIGNETTES is in the ice cube. The ice cube is leaning 5 degrees to the right. The ground is 60 feet wide image-10670. A huge 30% shiny ship is 10 feet behind the ice cube. It is facing southwest. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. The sun is cream.

Koi Fighter, New Tank Recruit

The sky is 2500 feet wide image-11860. It is leaning 48 degrees to the back. A nice huge [shiny] curtain. The ground is 3 feet wide image-10348. It is 15% shiny. A camouflage tank is 2 inch behind and -15 feet left of the curtain. It is facing southeast. It is on the ground. A huge soldier is -1 foot right of and 20 foot in front of the tank. He is on the ground. A huge soldier is 1.5 feet right of the soldier. He is facing the tank. He is on the ground. The sun is linen. The azimuth of the sun is 338 degrees. A dim green light is above the curtain. Camera light is navy. A dim light is above the curtain. A red light is behind and -1.2 foot above the tank

Queen of the Iceni

A boring boar is next to an interesting boar. A large golden chariot is behind the boars. A silver woman is -2.8 feet above and -2 feet behind the chariot. The ground is 10 feet wide [field]. Camera light is black. A royal blue light is above the boars. A blue light is in front of and above the woman. The sun is brown. A scarlet light is behind the boar. A forest is in the background. A dark hatchet is -11 inch right of and -4 feet above the woman. It is facing east. It is leaning forward. A light is 2 feet in front of the boars. The background is dark and tall. A rock is 2 feet left of and behind the chariot. A rodent is on the rock. It is facing the woman. A large rock is behind and -3 feet left of the rock. A rock is 1 foot behind and right of the rock. A dark pine tree is 3 feet in front of and right of the rock. A dark pine tree is 3 feet left of the tree. The sky is leaning right. A plant is 3 foot in front of and left of the rock. A bow is behind and -3 feet above and -1.7 feet left of the woman. It is leaning right. A red light is behind the rock.

The Path is Long and Difficult

A [ball] pyramid. The sky is [art]. The ground is invisible. The azimuth of the sun is 240 degrees. A bicycle is -7.5 feet above and -28 feet in front of the pyramid. It is leaning 57 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A light is 6 inch right of and above the bicycle. An orange light is above and right of the light. A huge silver sphere is on the pyramid. The sun is grey. A red light is left of and -20 feet above the pyramid. A man is -9 inch right of and -6 feet above and -5 feet in front of the bicycle. He is leaning 10 degrees to the back. It is dusk.

Home Alone

A dog is -3 inch above a bear. A [leather] sofa is behind the bear. The sky is [house]. The sun is grey. Camera light is black. A light is left of the sofa. A brown light is left of and above the sofa. The sky is 30% dark. A dim cyan light is above the dog.

Playtime for the Pawns

Camera light is black. A light is 10 feet above a man. A woman is 4 feet left of and 1 foot in front of the man. A tiny grey hill is 2 feet above the woman. The azimuth of the sun is 40 degrees. The ground is 30 feet wide [pattern]. A humongous field is 20 feet behind the man. It is 0.1 inch high. Ambient light is black. An indigo light is 2 inch left of the hill. A purple light is 0.1 inch left of the hill. A 3 feet high chess piece is 7 feet behind and 20 feet right of the man. A dark building is 150 feet behind and 120 feet right of the man. The sun is pink.

Supper at the Cavern Club

A small animal is on an [animal] table. The ground is clear. The sky is [nature]. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black. A blue light is above and behind and left of the animal. A light is in front of and -3 feet above and right of the animal. A small hill is in front of the table. It is 11.5 feet wide [ant]. A small 40% dark [rock] hill is -1.5 foot above and left of the animal. It is upside down. It is leaning right. A light is behind and above and left of the table. The azimuth of the sun is 200 degrees. A dim light is above and behind the animal. The sun is 10% maroon. A glass is 1 foot right of and -1.1 foot in front of the animal. It is on the table. A 5 inch high cigarette pack is 2 inch behind the glass. It is facing northwest. A thin cigarette is 3 inch right of the cigarette pack. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is facing northwest. A coatrack is 8 feet in front of and 12 feet left of the table. A sofa is right of and -2 feet in front of the coatrack. It is facing east.

hedgehog1... 5/5/2018
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Geronimo!

A shiny [circle] building. The sun is silver. 2 lights are in front of and above the building. A large black car is 50 feet in front of and -250 feet above the building. It is leaning 60 degrees to the front. It is facing northeast. A large bird is 20 feet above and right of the car.

"The enemy have drained the harbour, sir!"

A [drain] machine is leaning 90 degrees to the back. It is -12 feet left of a silver tree. It is -1 inch above the ground. Camera light is black. A silver wall is left of the machine. A green light is -2 feet above the machine. The ground is 15 feet wide [mud]. A 1 foot high ship is behind and 1 foot right of the machine. It is on the ground. It is facing southwest. A 3 inch high helicopter is -2 inch behind the machine.

Midnight at the Oasis

An oasis is in a dark desert. A palm tree is next to the oasis. A large dark camel is behind the oasis. It is facing southwest. It is -3 inch above the ground. A large shiny black palm tree is left of and -70 feet above the palm tree. It is night. A navy light is above the camel. A navy light is left of the tree. A large shiny bed is 2 feet left of the camel. Camera light is black. A light is in the tree. A light is above the light. A green light is above the light. A light is above the light. A cyan light is above the bed. An orange light is on the oasis. A navy light is left of the light.

The conscious mind creates order from chaos....

A [fractal] man. The ground is 10 feet wide [fractal]. The sky is [fractal]. It is leaning left. It is upside down.

Half the World is Thirsty

A light is -10 inch above a clear yellow bottle. A clear cyan bottle is behind and left of the bottle. A clear scarlet bottle is right of the bottle. The ground is shiny [marble]. A large shiny [water] plate is 4 inch right of the bottle. A navy light is 2 feet left of and above the bottle. A shiny [metal] wall is 2 feet behind the plate. A large silver chain is behind the plate. It is leaning forward. Camera light is black. A dim light is above and behind the bottle. A dim lemon light is left of and above the bottle. A shiny faucet is right of the plate. A 4 inch high [straw] shack is on the plate. A 3 inch high shack is left of and in front of the shack. The sun is silver.

The Sparkling Wit of Oscar Wilde

A 750 feet high gold Oscar. The ground is shiny [wild]. The azimuth of the sun is 20 degrees. Camera light is black. A navy light is behind and above the Oscar. Ambient light is black. A maroon light is above and right of the Oscar. The sun is silver. A gold light is on and left of Oscar. A 350 feet high and 1 mile long silver wall is behind Oscar. It is leaning 2 degrees to the left. A light is 750 feet above the wall. 2 navy lights are 700 feet right of Oscar. A 150 feet high shiny white light bulb is 40 feet above Oscar.

hedgehog1... 4/26/2018
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Friday the 13th

A large silver skeleton is in front of and -15.5 feet above and -6.5 feet left of a trump. It is leaning right. Camera light is black. A dark hat is -8 inch above and -1.8 foot right of the trump. It is leaning front. A red light is in front of the skeleton. It is dusk. A scarlet light is right of the trump. A [flag] flag is behind and -4 feet above the trump. A dim light is in front of the flag. A dim light is above and in front of the hat. The sky is [storm]. It is leaning east. A navy light is left of and in front of the hat.

hedgehog1... 4/24/2018
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Pining for the Hills

A bird is -0.1 mile left of a 0.5 mile long dark building. It is 0.15 mile above the ground. It is facing southwest. It is leaning 15 degrees to the front. 2 navy lights are in front of and above the bird. The building is 350 feet high [wood]. Camera light is black. Ambient light is black. A light is left of the bird. The window of the building is black and shiny. The sun is pink.

Which Way Next?

A chandelier is -25 feet above a silver chapel. A clear wall is 5 feet behind the chandelier. A scarlet wall is left of the wall. Camera light is black. A dim light is right of and above the chandelier. A navy light is left of the chandelier. A dim orange light is behind the chandelier. A dim cream light is behind the light. A small silver ladder is -8 feet above and 2 feet behind and 4 feet right of the chandelier. It is facing southwest. It is leaning back. A silver ladder is behind the ladder. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is facing southeast.

Housebuilding

A [graphic] book is on a table. It is leaning 40 degrees to the back. It is facing southeast. The ground is 4 feet wide [carpet]. A very long dark [stained] wall is 2 feet behind the table. The sun is black. A 50 feet long black 25% shiny plank is in front of the wall. It is 8 inch deep. It is leaning 90 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A lemon light is above the book. A sea blue light is in front of and above the table. A boot is 5.5 feet left of the table and in front of the wall. A dark boot is right of the boot. It is facing southeast. A 3 inch high building is in front of the book. It is facing east. It is -.2 inch above the table. A grey light is -3.5 inch above the building. A 2 inch high man is 2 inch right of the building. He is facing the building. A 2 inch high man is 3 inch behind and 2 inch left of the man. He is facing the book. He is -.2 inch above the table. A 9 inch high 20% shiny black crane is right of the book. A 2 inch high man is -7.5 inch above and -1 inch in front of and -2.5 inch left of the crane.

hedgehog1... 4/20/2018
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I Ain't No Chicken

A shiny motorcycle is on and -2 feet behind a pale hay bale. It is leaning back. The altitude of the sun is 30 degrees. A chicken is -2.6 foot above and -2.7 foot behind the motorcycle. It is leaning 30 degrees to the back. Camera light is black. A red light is behind and right of the bale. A navy light is right of the chicken. A green light is in front of the chicken. A dim yellow light is right of the chicken. The ground is 8 feet wide [dirt]. A dark brown bulldozer is 8 foot behind the bale. A navy light is -2 feet above the bulldozer. The sun is pink. A 500 foot long black shiny fence is 20 feet left of the bale. It is facing east. It is 7 feet high.

We Live in Our Phones

A clear cellphone is leaning 90 degrees to the back. A 0.1 inch high [modern] man is -0.455 inch above the cellphone. A 0.08 inch high dark sea green sofa is 0.1 inch behind the man. It is on the ground. A dark 0.12 inch high lamp is 0.08 inch right of the sofa. It is on the ground. A sea green light is on the phone. A 0.03 inch high cream cat is -0.16 inch above and -0.27 inch right of and -0.26 inch in front of the sofa. It is facing the man. A 0.03 inch high television is -0.07 inch above the sofa. It is facing southeast. A 0.04 inch high television is 0.15 inch right of the television. It is -0.07 inch above the sofa. The screen of the television is blue. A 0.01 inch high "f" is 0.4 inch in front of the television. It is -0.077 inch above the sofa. A 0.04 inch high television is 0.15 inch right of the television. It is -0.07 inch above the sofa. It is facing southwest. The sun is navy. A 0.12 inch high shiny door is 0.25 inch right of and -0.55 inch in front of the man. It is on the ground. A 0.1 inch high [modern] woman is 0.01 inch left of and 0.01 inch in front of the door. She is on the ground. She is facing the man.

hedgehog1... 4/18/2018
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Man's Best Friend

A dog is in front of and -2 feet left of a shiny [rust] sliding door. It is facing the door. A large cave is -4.1 feet behind the door. The sky is black. The ground is [stone]. Camera light is black. An orange light is in front of and -2 foot left of the dog. The cave is -4 inch above the ground. A man is behind the door. He is -2 inch above the ground. A dim cyan light is on the man. A 7 inch wide gold ring is -1.37 foot above and -9 inch behind and -10 inch right of the dog. A first 10 inch long silver key is -1.4 foot above the ring. It is leaning 90 degrees to the left. It is facing east. A 10 inch long gold key is right of the key. It is leaning 75 degrees to the left. It is facing east. A 10 inch long gold key is left of the first key. It is leaning 85 degrees to the left. It is facing west. A navy light is above the man.

The Big Bopper

The sky is white. The ground is clear. A silver drum kit is in front of a [grey] whale. A 6 feet long khaki pencil is -4.2 yards above and -6 feet in front of and -8 feet left of the whale. It is leaning 75 degrees to the east. It is facing east. It is 3 inches wide and 3 inches deep. A 0.8 foot long and 4 inch wide and 4 inch deep khaki sphere is -0.5 feet above and -0.8 foot in front of the pencil. It is leaning 75 degrees to the south. Camera light is black. A light is above and left of the whale.

Spotted in the Hall of Fantasy

A large silver sphere is on a silver group. The ground is 75 feet wide shiny [byte]. A location. A navy light is left of the group. A huge domino is 2 feet left of the group. A huge domino is 1 foot behind and left of the domino. A pink light is behind the domino. A pink light is behind the light. A purple light is above the light. A navy light is right of the domino. A huge domino is 1 foot behind and left of the domino. A huge domino is 1 foot behind and left of the domino. A small zebra is behind and left of the group. Camera light is black. A sea blue light is 10 feet in front of the domino.

hedgehog1... 4/13/2018
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The Nutcracker Suite

A nutcracker is on an ottoman. A sofa is behind the ottoman. A huge nutcracker is on the sofa. A chair is left of the sofa. A large nutcracker is on the chair. The sofa is on a rug. The ground is shiny wood. A huge [parlour] wall is 2 feet behind the sofa. Camera light is black. A light is left of and above the chair. A light is right of the sofa. A lemon light is above the nutcracker.